What are your feelings on personal-sized pizzas?
Someday I will do this and it will be my personal pizzahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGgN3VOxFQg
>>20509643why dont you just do it now?
>>20509651I just ate.
>>20509655reasonable man
>>20508402Every pizza is personal sized if you haven't eaten lately
>>20505921>OK, who was and how old were they when they got their 3 stars?would he have been awarded them at all if he were at a different kitchen at that time?
him and Bourdy apparently got massive hogs so
The best chefs in the world are not pro-chefs. They are doctors and architects who cook out of love.
>>20509599and city planners
>>20505890His YouTube recipes are really great. Just ignore the stockpot, the rest of the advice is really golden
I'm so glad that they brought Carl's Jr. to Australia. If only we get Wendy's Hamburgers stores open by 2024 or 2025 at the earliest, that would be great.
>>20508558be sure to try the extra big ass tacos
>>20508558That hand does not look healthy
>>20509013still seething about a nothingburger vaccine 3 years later
>>20509035>nothingburgereh, it's a quick tattle tale.>"did you get the covid vaccine?"if they say yes, they're stupid.
>>20508558Wendy's burgers are absolutely disgusting in my experience. McDonalds and BK are both better.
this is so fucking good
>>20509642Height and weight?
>>20509642yes
Hm. Salad cream is now half-price but several months expired. Would you?
how long will nandos perinaise last opened, unrefrigerated, in a subtropical climate in winter?
>>20508555checkedwhat cooking competitions, Im a newfag
>>20508772Or you could stop the midnight snacking you fat fuck
>>20508772why would you not make enough to last you
>>20508293Buy it. Salad cream never goes off.
Hey pizza phillies, today I'm reviewing the Thin & Crispy Philly Cheese Steak Pizza. This pizza has an *absymal* 1.9/5 stars on the Walmart app, and given that i wasnt a big fan of the pepperoni variety of this thin & crispy crust I mentally prepared myself for some pizza punishment
Do you finish these pies in entirety, OP or do you throw them away after a few slices? Freeze them, maybe?
>>20508800yeah it actually looks better than most frozen pizzas. I assume the 1.9/5 rating came from cavemen that actually thought it'd look like the box photo
>>20509568>I have a big soft tummy and D cup titsWhat do you think?
>>20506882You poor soul.
>>20509568I eat the whole thing. It's often times the only thing I eat all day, though I will supplement my diet to try to make sure I'm getting at least 1500 calories
Post a better dinner than this
>>20505472
>>20505472>vodka with foodFucking gross.>stoliSad & shameful.
>>20505491too bad they discontinued the Throwback recipe Beefaroni
>>20507374Looks really good, did you make an axe shaped loaf?
The regurgitate puked up grass a cow has already chewed 3 times look more appealing than what ever the slop on your plate is
oh look at that, if it isn't the most boring, tasteless, generic, unremarkable food you can possibly eat>you know what, i'd really like to eat something that tastes like literally nothing!said no one, ever.
>>20509507I've been here long enough to see>pretending to be retarded, or trollingMorph into>this is what people unironically believe
>>20509522There are tons of actual retards here but this OP is blatant bait. And just like every other board with the same problem, the non-retards just use it as an excuse to have an actual conversation about the subject at hand, everyone likes rice, everyone likes bread, everyone likes burgers and pasta and hot sauce and pizza and everything else that's incessantly shitposted about. Literally the only thing that's legitimately divisive is shellfish/seafood in general and that's because a lot of people grew up without regular access to it because not everyone lives on the coast
>>20509447Plain potatoes can be delicious. A plain fire roasted potato tastes much better than plain rice or plain pasta.
Protip: cook rice in chicken broth instead of water.You're welcome.
>>20509558Yes you already said that, it doesn't make plain potatoes any less bland
Everyone is just pretending to like this, there is no actual way people enjoy blue cheese, right?
I fucking hate gorgonzola, but other than that I generally love blue cheese.
>>20508536No it isn’t. It means I have a sensitive, discerning palate. They tested me for autism many times and decided that I was just stupid.
>>20508552Can you make penicillin out of mold taken from a blue cheese bloc in fridge or frozen? Preppers talking about stocking up on antibiotics, but knowing how to make it is really important.
>>20508552No it isn't. Different blue cheeses use different mold cultures.
>>20498243I ruined brie for myself by buying a random wheel of it from a supermarket deli and it straight up tasted like a public urinal
Bros... they are laughing at us and making record profits.
>>20496705Massive ripoff in Cuckstralia, only woke tradies can afford this cuck kebab.
>>20496537>Brown handInto the trash it goes
>>20508892how poor are you cuntjesus
>>20509346not him but hes right, kebabs are way overpricedcan i afford them? yesshould i have to pay that much? no
>>20496537Reminds me of the time I got an “extra cheese” pepperoni stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut and they gave me this thin shit
>be burger at restaurant (date payed for me btw. yes i actually go on dates and get treated by handsome men unlike all you femcels, don't be jelly)>order lamb loin>quite possibly most delicious thing ive ever eaten in my entire life>think about trying to cook it for myself, look for lamb at store>absolutely absurd priceswhy the fuck is lamb so expensive in burgerland?
>>20505917Do you ever swagger up to a restaurant and get humbled by a chef who btfos your cooking?
>>20503939Tits or GTFO
>>20504266It was a retarded move really as there isn’t a domestic market that needs protecting. Boomer moment.
>>20505928Never.
>>20504085I'm sure you have some of them grown in the US, it's a huge placeI live in Romania and the same thing happens, but it's absurd here. We grow a LOT of sheep and goats, but it's hard to find in stores because most of it is grown to export to arab nations. The only time you have a surefire chance at finding some (overpriced too) is around Easter, cause it's a traditional easter food here
Reminder, /ck/ is having a cookout on June 1st at a public park on lake Grapevine!If you are in DFW come. What you could bring:1. Prepackaged chips, cookies, and brownies2. Charcoal3. meat for grilling4. a comfy camping chair5. a sportsball to play catch with6. Fishin pole and live or fake bait to go fishin in the lake7. boombox so we can listen to Classical Music WRR 101.1 FM to keep the event desirable8. a boat if you have one9. prepackaged side dish10. your own grill if you'd like11. a bicycle so that everyone from /n/ can admire itComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>20496076Don't be uncharitable
>>20508987I still intend to! I'll be a few minutes later than noon, give it a good few and either stay to fish or head out if I don't see anyone. A map pin or lat/long for which side of the lake would be stellar though.
>>20508360>One thing that really confused me moving to the US is why they insist on having all beef hot dogs.Well there's always the Bar-S brand if that's your thing.Non beef hot dogs have all the other left over shit that could not be sold ground up and combined. like pig asshole, chicken feet, etc.
>>20509234>A map pin or lat/longcheck the OP
>>20508377Here in BumfuckCorntopia there's a local town of >1000 that's got a surprisingly decent grocery store and kitchen. Despite the small town population and not a whole lot of people just on farms, there are always people in it and they seem to do OK.I always go there for their homemade meats, which include like 8 varieties of stuffed pork sausage they make. The standard and braut-style are good, the vegetable-filled ones a bit watery but not bad, but the winner is the heartburn inducing pizza sausage, which even has some pepperoni flavoring and a melty cheese.Long tangent but yeah a good pork sausage is quite nice for a meal.
Hey /ck/, what's the most cursed cocktails you've made or had?
Mexican restaurant drinks
>>20501797That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard of
>>20503096Baileys and Roses Lime poured separately into a shot glass, called a cement mixer, the person drinking has to swish it around in their mouth prior to swallowing, or attempting to.
It's a white Russian but instead of cream you use the Whataburger white gravy. It's called a whatarussian
>>20500998I rarely make cocktails anymore aside from a dry martini, but when I just wanted to get blasted, I remember making a cocktail with roku gin, maraschino cherry juice, and peychaud's bitters in a ratio no one will ever know. It was very sweet and very easy to drink. I called it a "Logan's Run" because that was the movie I was watching as I drank them
Well?
In my country we use the proper term, poison.
>>20508860>>20502561
>>20501561Soda /soft drink
>>20501561soft drink
>>20501561Cokebros, how can we expand our area? Where should we go on the offense?
My god do store bought pastries suck compared to fresh, homemade stuff.The only way it's a "good" morning is if it starts with a fresh pastry. Here I have a nice cream cheese and apple kolach, the dough is a buttermilk brioche that I let rise in the fridge overnight.It's not only better tasting but cheaper and less of a hassle as I don't need to leave home for it.
>>20509191Holy shit you are a grade A moron
>>20509240Sorry, you're a fag and a retard? Really lost the game of life didn't you
>>20509191>takes me about two and a half daysI can make cinnamon buns from scratch in about 2 hours. My wife makes chocolatines in half a day.
>>20509280>it takes you about two days to make dough that needs 24-48 hours to rise, huh? well i can make a dough that needs 2 hours to rise in about 2 hours. how you like them apples, wise guy?i mean i know /ck/ is one of the dumber boards but come on.
>>20507588Looks much mighty tasty, what variety of apples? Also I completely agree, in my opinion homemade pastries are the most joyful things you can cook.
