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4chan posters will have melties about transpeople but haven't experienced the heart ripping, gut wrenching volume of dysphoria I experience just from viewing a simple temu thumbnail like picrelated
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OH MY GOD IT FUCKING HURTS
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>>77531461
That's because you're mentally ill. Antipsychotic medication has been shown to decrease gender dysphagia. Now you don't have e to cut your dick off or embarass your family. You're welcome!

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It's Misaki Friday my bitches. Have you been fixing your hikikomori ways this week? I got my hair trimmed yesterday, that's an accomplishment.
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>>77531122
Cutting your hair with the glue cap doesnt count, dogfucker
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>>77531122
I'm officially older than Satou as of last Wednesday. I bought a really big ice cream cake and have been eating that for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

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As everyones lives crash around us at least this website stands and the friends we have met on here
This place is truly one of the final copes I have left to the absolutely brutal realities of this world
>whats your experiences on here anons
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i love my r9k friends <3
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>>77531235
thanks for the kind words, anime.
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>>77531235
I hope you all find the happiness you deserve.
I lost mine, I hope only briefly, but will cheer on everyone else while I look for mine once more.

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tsk tsk tsk tsktskstsktsks
strum strum strum strum strum
bump bump bump bump bump
ooooooh oooohhh mmmmm
>in that dream, im as old as the mountains
>still is starlight reflected in fountains
>children grown on the edge of the ocean
>kept like jewelry, kept with deevotion
>in that dream, moving slow through the morning
BUMSPANSPS STRUM STRUM STRUM BUMPSYSPPS
>OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

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>doctors - your body needs sunlight to make vitamin D
>also doctors - sunlight gives you cancer
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>>77531337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8
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>>77528930
Yes
It's almost like you shouldn't have too much of a thing
>water good for you
>die of water poisoning
>WTF RIGGED
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>>77529105
Legumes, they are more legumes than you do. Also, they died at 35. They are a ton more rough fiber. Like probably just chewing up raw mustard leaves and fennel bulbs. Seriously. Try eating lightly steamed greens. Beans, and lean pork. You will feel amazing.
Low low salt, low low oil.
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>>77528930
they changed their mind recently. they started saying you only get skin cancer from not enough sunlight.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0959804912008854
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>>77531242
Because of that stupid stigma that "black dont crack" bitch please I'm black myself and I still put on sunscreen.

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post favourite pornstar
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Princess Rene on that cheerleader video
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>>77530834
Not even kidding, I'd wife her.
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>>77530834
she looks like marjorie taylor green
same baboon phenotype
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>>77530834
goated black bitch

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>met the literal perfect girl for me (we are engaged rn) because of a fight with my ex-gf which made me try something out
>find out that she was only the way she was with me because her very first boyfriend at 11 years old cheated on her
>she basically made me meet the love of my, girlfriend ,fiancee and now future wife
>because a boy cheated on her

How can I even repay her?
I am literally getting married next year, january, because of her.
How do I even pay her back for making me meet the love of my life?
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>>77531478
why janurary?

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How would you protect your young boys from the red pill?
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>>77528576
Spend time with them and find out what crafts or sports they're into. Try everything until they find a healthy hobby/sport to focus attention on, drawing them away from the dumb shit like this website and into a social group of peers. Then you jsut cultivate that skill until they're Chad. Also, NEVER feed them fast food or heavy processed trash foods/sodas.
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>>77528576
By explaining to them why its bullshit and being a proper man that talks to them instead of the internet people.

Half of this shit including "grooming"(it dosent exist) would be real if you watched your kids
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>>77528576
Tell 'em a lot of it is true but pessimistic and they are too young or impressionable to properly engage with such spheres.
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>>77528576
>>77528793
They cannot understand
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>>77528744
This is all it takes. The blue pill only functions if staying in the matrix is legitimately appealing, there's no other way. If you're happy with the world you don't go looking for answers about what's wrong with the world.

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>local bank planning on removing personal at the counter for an automatic self service system

Why the fuck do we have to learn to do literally every job?
Why can't i just go to the bank, talk to a REAL PERSON, who is payed money and has knowledge to offer a service to whatever problem i'm currently facing?
Basically you are now forcing customers to do the job previously payed employees had to do.
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>>77527840
and those people will eventually be replaced with AI. it's inevitable
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>>77527403
How does that even work, even? Do you give the stupid machine your rolls of quarters like that?
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>>77527403
Capitalism is best system because it does what is best for consumer and owner. The free market has judged and determined that you doing the work is more cost efficient than paying an employee. Thanks based capitalism!
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>>77530169
It only does what's best for the owner when a few companies own pretty much everything, and they collude to see what the maximum amount of bullshit that people will put up with is.
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>>77530169
To be fair, socialism and communism are so much worse.

This is aimed at (You) specifically
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>>77529068
>>77529099
>inaction
inaptitude would be better put
there was no other ending and thinking otherwise makes you sound like a regretfully cowardly faggot.
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>>77529068
My life is what you would call fixed. I make money and rent a place. I have savings. Im not addicted to any drugs or alcohol. I am miserable tho
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>>77529068

i cant live with the sin/regrets that i have, so i choose slow suicide (too scared to actually do it immediately)

as far as the tools go its rarely an issue with material nowadays as much as it is the mental/spiritual one
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>>77529068

My life rocks though.
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>>77529068
Yeah. Heh. You got me...

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How many hours in a week do you spend in the great outdoors?

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Literally me. She's my clone
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>>77530703
Are you just teasing me?
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>>77531331
no, you make me horny and I really want to touch you and have sex with you
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cloning people is illegal
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>>77530627
Can I blast semen inside you
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>>77530703
>>77531374
>show bob bitch

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damn he's really committing to the bit
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>>77531156

Hard not to become a narcissist if people shower you with money and attention just for existing.
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>>77528970
idk if it's just me but he looks noticeably worse than he used to.
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>>77529086
He's not trans. He's just a pervert. Passing wouldn't suit his purposes because he's getting off on being an exhibitionist.
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>>77531405
>He's not trans. He's just a pervert
whats the difference?
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>>77528970
white men trans pass so easily

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just woke up at 8pm and i feel like shit
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>>77531206
is keeping a woman knocked up the whole the only way to keep a marriage now days?
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make yerself a cuppa and go back to sleep
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>>77531206
i slept until 6 pm today and i don't feel all that great
which time did you go sleep, anon?
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>>77531206
>>77531288
drink some nice and hot warm tea it will make you guys feel better
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>>77531407
i only have calming tea, if i drink that i'll fall back asleep...

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did life/women turned you into a bad/evil person ?
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>>77530713
Wow another sexbait
Good work dogfucker
But i will find you regardles
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>>77530713
the traits of 99% of loser men can be traced back to their shitty toxic mothers
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>>77530758
kek what? look i know we are anti women here but what ?
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>>77530758
Bad mothers and bad fathers
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yes. women have treated me terribly throughout my life. at this point it has molded me into a sociopath.


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