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I wish I had dozens of daughters
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>>11481077
I would
I would!
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>>11481080
Would you kill yourself if I provided you the method and materials?
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all those daughters will enter a strictly monogamous relationship with a cute boy
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>>11481475
I will marry and have sex with Magick's daughter
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why are you like this

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>B-but you said you didn't like human girls, anon-kun..
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>>11480675
Same thing
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>>11480606
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>>11480606
Excuse me, who are you quoting?
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>>11481485
https://vocaroo.com/1bKgMbZ274ah

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it's friday~

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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u know what that means
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fortune friday!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11481420
I will never be catfished

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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how should bad girls be punished?
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Punish her with your tongue then keep going despite her refractory period. Thatll teach em
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prison
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Hammers
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one day blinding stew
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>>11481484
bad girls should be reformed in community-based settings first. incarceration should be a last resort.

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guy2: so, why do you post on [s4s]?
me [in a slightly comical high pitched voice]: it's a nice board! it's a nice board.
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i like this board. it’s a nice fuckin board.
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there was nothing i could do. they were cooler bros
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I met a fellow [s4s] browser irl once, though he mostly lurked.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11481478
where did he belong in the sociosexual hierarchy?

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STUPID NIGGA!
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STUPID NIGGA!
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STUPID NIGGA!
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what does nigga mean
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>>11481477
I'm checking yuor dubs
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>>11481479
insignificant beast

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Hi!!!!
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Bump

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11476483
damn, i hate all the fucking fat ass people who think they are preatty, if some day i get fat, i just end my life. All the fucking beacon eater is like... you don´t give any to society, just stop eating and starve to death
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Bump

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11481140
You can never really recover once you get that size either. Even if they lose weight they still got saggy skin flaps, it'll never go back to normal.

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I will post Steve comics
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>>11479340
we should all be so lucky
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>>11481199
double dubs!
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>>11480468
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11481434
what language do we speak here again?

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interducin innit
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you've disgraced yourself beyond the point of redemption, pickle maaaaaaaaaaan :) (not me, i havent...)
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i got list filters to work with nested dropdoooooowns, pickle BAIEIIEOOIAEIOAEIOAEIOIOAEIOAIOEOIEIOTEUCH !~
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monkey thread is about to fall off and die LOL
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singles
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>>11480964
you are brown

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Giving someone the finger is considered protected speech under the constitution.
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that dog is fucking huge

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Was koch ich mir heut
Was koch ich mir heut
Ich koch gern für mich allein und auch für andere Leut
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>>11480398
Nederlands is de mooiste taal ter wereld.
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i love holland
my savior is from there

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Ich bin wieder da, wo ich meinen Schatz finden kann, der Leute ins Kuehlschrank gewording, Mann koente sagen. In der Mitte gibt es groesse sache und wir lagern da viele verschiedene dinge sowie Broetchen oder sowas
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>>11481461
jashinposter ist wieder da

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lole
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>>11481320
kys
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>>11481394
keep yourself safe
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erm no one cares incel please stop making these threads also im trans btw don't know if this matters
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>>11481396
you captured a lot of my essence but fell short in some regards. you're right that i don't capitalize the first letters of sentences or the first person pronoun 'i' but i still use apostrophes in words like i'm and i've. if you want to be *really* accurate i sometimes put the apostrophe after the 'm' because i can't type good. second i would never use the words erm, incel, or btw, i can't remember the last time i said incel- maybe 2016?. thirdly i don't tell people what they should and shouldn't do, it's stupid to do that on 4chin, i just make fun of the people who think that their opinion matters. also i can't remember if i've ever called myself trans on here

ultimately i'd give you a 6/10. keep up the good work !!!
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>>11481406
Bro got assblasted

he die in 2013 and i miss him every day gunther come home
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>>11479819
Thank You
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Adam definetly would have been an s4s user

https://dn720303.ca.archive.org/0/items/adamlanzaculturalphilistine/On%20pedophiles%20and%20children%20%28Part%202_8%29.mp3
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adam who
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i miss gunther more and more every day

Your fortune: Good Luck
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if you took away the gun he would still be ther

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You are just like pic related
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saltines+peanit butter (crunchy)+honey

saltines+cheddar slice+salami

saltines+nutella+jalapeno slice

saltines+fried egg+bacon

please share your saltine cracker recipes


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