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ap rp.
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン


pleasep lease ill shut up im so sorryu miss jirai im sorry for being a normal piece of fucking shit fuck please stepo on me
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>>11511209
what do you mean by the borderline breaking
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>>11511213
just a side effect of piercing the veil you'll get used to it
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>>11511228
what does that mean
do i stop lsd or continue
>>11511223
search sam vaknin borderline and secondary psychopathy
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watch sam vaknin "girl u are so special nobody gets you like i do"
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you over left

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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I wish I was a girl sometimes, you can be cringe and autistic and men will still fall in love with you.
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being a girl is literally life on easy mode. you can be the worst person imaginable and people will make excuses to justify why you're still a catch
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>>11511300
check ur privilege
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>>11511300
> being a girl is literally life on easy mode.
Even being ugly or fat or trying not to smell bad?
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>>11511307
being ugly is rather subjective. even if she has a fucked up face or a sub par body it's very unlikely she has both and one is generally enough. even then, I have seen handsome guys hitting on below average women simply because they had decent personalities. it's very hard to be so ugly and socially reprehensible to not find a man that sees something in you
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>>11511324
>very unlikely
we r all tucked away with the windows boarded B')

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Stoned during the witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zBj4HtEWFGY?si=6rI7uXDIMSWsQBes

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Description: SCP-J-911, also known as the Penis Taker is a Caucasian male at the age of 70-80 years old. It is always seen wearing glasses and a white polo shirt. Formerly, the Penis Taker, according to potential family, was known as Joseph Reynolds. It's anomalies started manifesting in the year 2010 when it was caught on CCTV making someone's penis fall through their pants onto the ground. The entity grabbed the penis, turned into dust and disappeared. The method to summon SCP-J-911 has been recently discovered. One must say "Oh Lucifer, my dark lord, I want him to take (insert the victim's name)'s penis." 5 minutes after the ritual, the Penis Taker will appear behind the victim and take their penis. If the victim is female or has been attacked before, nothing will happen. SCP-J-911 sometimes uses a knife with a red handle to cut off the victim's penis.

Addendum: It is unknown what the entity does with the penises as putting a camera on the penis of a D-Class personell made it evaporate with the penis and the man.
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sbooky
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this is how MOP was made
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>>11510538
you got a pretty high resolution monitor, anon
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>>11510538
penis? penis penis penispenis penis penis penis penis penis
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>>11511242
I want to screw haruko so bad

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Her sister deleted her WoW account
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>>11510503
Shut the fuck up schizo
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>>11510537
Respect the schizo normie
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>>11510077
i bet some christian preacher showed this video to his congregation as evidence of demonic possession from video games such as world of warcraft
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>>11510599
no one checked my dubs :(
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>>11510599
>>11511290
nice dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Ora pro nobis

human woman, overweight: >:(

furry woman, overweight: ToT

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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my ass in bio
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>>11511152
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>>11511176

Your fortune: Good Luck
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all-lowercase posters are niggers
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>>11511214
hey that's me !!
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>>11511151
so true, bestie

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So can get with plastic now not just play money?
Will admin jack my cc to extract revenge on me?
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buy now
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>>11511272
Ok but last time had one only lasted week.
Then got banned
I guess I could just put my password on here+ give my 4chan pass somebody
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>>11511287
fore!

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Write it down and i'll very poorly draw it! (SFW some gore is ok!)

Hello Frens! Today is my birthday!! Nothing special is going on today so I've decided to celebrate it with you guys by making some drawings! I dont think I can do many since I'm kinda burnt out but if I can make at least two frens happy thats good enough 4 me!! Tank u all for being so nice and remember that u are very much loved!! (also I've been doing these thread for sometime now and I've made 200+ drawing for u guys!!! I'm glad I've been able to do this and I hope u guys have enjoyed it. I'll continue doing these as often as I can!)
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Riko giving Reg a kissu
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>>11510130
please be nicer here on s4s
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Last time i'll probably say this since this i think is le 3rd time and i think after 3 i stop:

Mild gore request

Just a head drawing of this shitty oc of mine, but with a pine branch growing out of his right eye https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/pine-branch-isolated-on-white-260nw-1906414993.jpg
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>>11510186
same

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11510186
This honestly

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fight my champion
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>>11510319
The heat from the hair cooks the egg.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11510842
this was posted by someone who self inserts as the one getting bruised
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chesto!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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love
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>>11510319
hnnngggg that pubic "V"

many of you are cis girls pretending to be gay boys pretending to be girls
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I am adolf hitler commander of the third reich
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>>11511200
two same numbers!!
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>>11511232
Thank you for checking my dubs <3
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here I cum a mega idol

Your fortune: Outlook good
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I'm actually a cis man pretending to be a mtf tranny pretending to be a lesbian girl pretending to be a cis man

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hello, [s4s]

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11510930
hello!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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that panda looks friendly but he is warning you that he will fuck you up if you get any closer without an appropriate tribute of food snacks
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haiiiii!!! ^^
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>>11511255
world's teeniest getter of dubs. i love him dearly

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my life is so perfect
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Breakfast , smoke , shower , beach
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perfect isn't a real concept it's an ideology that's subjective
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>>11511143
sex with bald men
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>>11511174
yeh
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>>11511188
sex with tripledoubles? tripdubs? troubles? whatever. u got em o.o


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