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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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I can develop my brooding potential
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>>11508865
What some call AD[H]D, I call simply not giving a fug!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11510506
yeah lol there's truth to that. so I'm guessing this girlfriend of yours also had borderline personality disorder judging by the description
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DONNNNPATCHHHHH 3:
COME ON OUT FRIEND-BROTHER! CEASE YOUR UNTIMELY SLUMBER AND ENGAGE IN A LENGTHY CONVERSATION WITH ME

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11511004
he exgeavacet

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is tonic water good for you?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>Canadians made real life nuka cola
Feels fitting given the lore.
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tonic water is like pure sugar lole. it tastse so good but i wish i could find unsweetened version
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>>11511540
Wut lore we annexd them from the states so we could pillage their oil lol

Also the sino-canadian ear saw the first use of 51t winterized power armor!
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It literally fucking glows bro. Don't touch that shit it;ll make you gay
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>>11511584
what if I wanna be gay

The forehead girl
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>>11499502
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We're very fortunate that people stopped making references to illegal things in these threads
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>>11510458
im speachless
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>>11511408
sex with children

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I am happy because everyone hates hates hates hates hates me
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>>11511490
i'm cis, post an image of yourself so you can get a cool hater

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11511505
i already know i'm not a beauty, who cares? it's like the weakest diss to throw at someone, you can see all of it coming from miles away, ugly incel virgin loser no sex lol never had sex, it's a diss for cheap whores: you just tell everyone the same thing, fat bald hairy greasy smelly bad breath nose picker dandruff eater cheeto finger booger boy HA HA, smell like shit smell like doo doo, smell like cum and crusty socks, ugly ugly no one loves you ugly ugly ugly

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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a lot worse than the original
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I am happy because I hate society
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all this polo on I got horse power

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AniMAY is GAY!
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>>11511577
gay dubs

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

I asked out a girl who looks like hanaka in katawa shoujo and she rejected me. I haven't left home for 1 week and I don't go to any classes. Should I kill myself? we were supposed to be like in this photo, but I got so excited talking to her that she got scared.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11510731
so cute
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>>11510763
Did you tell her get out of me head?
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>>11511317
GET OUT OF ME HEAD MAN YOU IN ME HEAD MAN

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im soryri mosryr im soryr please
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>>11511501
tru
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>>11511444
I hope you will be alright
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Womp womp

*bang*
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>>11511553

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11511555
dude that is so fucking hardcore man
nice trips btw

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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i really like hellboy the comic book and i want to share it with my esfores friends

https://getcomics.org/other-comics/mike-mignola-hellboy-b-p-r-d-etc-ultimate-collection/

its really spooky and there's cool art and hellboy is a cool guy. even the two movies by the spanish guy are good if you don't want to read all of them. there's two animated films, too, but they're hard to find.

hellboy is like an ebil raised by nicers
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>>11489631
perhaps someone more sophisticated than me could answer this amazing question
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>>11489631
I'm on board with this! great question
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speedy board
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>>11489631
feeling affectionate towards this question if I'm being honest
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>>11489631
thinking about this topical question

when she becomes special
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>>11507455
>>11508388
page 10 dubs
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she's sleep
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>>11504321
The chick in the OP isn't from My Brother Is A Total Badass or Whatever, ya goof. It's Blue Hair from Yuru Camp.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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shit waifu sorry
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get yourself a more quality waifu like me

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Guys is it spelled bane or pain?
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its blain
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blaine
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>>11511476
>>11511472
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he's a big guy for you

LOLE that never stops being le hilarious
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>>11511528
Ikr

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12:30

https://youtu.be/6bcXwF58PUA?si=TEG0mScdCNMBnxzu
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Would you?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11511044
Prolly
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This weed agrees with me

https://youtu.be/pwkYUhePecQ?si=BJpQXkGCYUQWjUmR

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11510949
cute cloppy op :>
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Damn this weed is nuts

Cloppity clop
Clop clop cloppp

https://youtu.be/zc-PK3X2r-g?si=5KX8laeKgFs9kxuc

Your fortune: Good Luck

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bedtime 3
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putting porn on in the background and taking a nap :D
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>>11511479
she haves got a lot of energy for it to be bedtime!!
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>>11511487
fapping to porn playing on repeat in the background and falling asleep during the afterglows only to wake up and keep fapping to the same video, peak comfy
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>>11511479
how do I get a gf like this?
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lolwut :D

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https://youtu.be/N-T__wFK4pY

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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if you love it so much why dont you marry it
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>>11511383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lknx55NVcTs

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How do I get a gf like this?
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>>11509920
burning man maybe?
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i ordered mine off amazon
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>>11511032
Looks like they're sold out :(
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>>11509977
>>11509988
>>11510855
>>11509933
dubs!
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>>11511500
WOWIE ZOWIE TWO SAME NUMBERS

You're not supposed to be here, so you have to leave, nigger.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11508315
You would get along just fine in Africa.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11508999
Trips of truth.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11508209
-__-

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11508187
Because they're not flat.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11508206
*punishing niggers

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


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