Because I don't want to go to work.The only way I won't go to work is if doomsday occurs.I don't care if it's a zombie virus... I don't care if a portal to hell opens up and demons run amok... I don't care if it's supervolcano erupting...I just need it all to end already.
>>77530387You could literally just pretend doomsday happened. Go be homeless, scavenge resources, cops who try to stop you are raiders who'll imprison you in their camps, etc.
>>77530387>i dont want to workYes dogfucker, youd rather mine monero on childrens computerYoure as evil as the corp you own
I'm tired of this existence. And ask the demons everyday to end this world.
>>77530786....WHAT???What the actual fuck did you say? Is this an actual bot post? Nah, It's schizo. It's too nonsensical for a bot. Bot's these days try to make sense a lot harder.>>77530434No bro... It's not the same. I just can't larp it like that.
Anybody had any success with this method? It only seems to work irl with girl who have issues and you have to continuously do it over a period for it to work
>>77531075How am I supposed to know when she's on her period?
>>77531075Every girl I've been nice to has treated me as disposable garbageEvery girl I've been an asshole to has gotten attached really quick to meI don't like being an asshole, I really don't, its not the morals I was raised under, but at the same time if I ever want quick sex with a girl I have to larp as some fucking douchebagI hate it
why did you give up on life?
growing up i was told "you can do anything you put your mind to", "youre so funny", "youre so cool", "youre so smart", "youre so handsome", all this gaslighting bullshit that blew up my ego. then reality hit like a freight train
i give up for countless reasonsfor one, i grew up in a dysfunctional familyi'm mentally ill who been in and out psychwards and still can't get a neetbuxi can't get a job even if my life depends on itit was over for me before it even started, there was no point trying since my efforts is absolute useless, that's why i give up
>>77530420theres no god or purpose or driving force behind the world so theres no real point in trying if everyone just gets somewhere by luck or random math
>>77530420Ask urself, dogfucker
>>77530420Nah we still out here grinding bruh, shoutout mum please stop wrecking the few electronics that we have
>are not sexist/misogynistic/ableist/toxic>skinny>blue eyes>blonde>not balding>24 to 35>into post-hardcoreim female and thin
>>77529764ew die moid s m h
>>77529742>are not sexist/misogynistic/ableist/toxicA little toxic at worst>skinnysub 20 bmi>blue eyesYep>blondeSome of my beard hairs are>not baldingYep, mom's dad kept all his hair into his 90s>24 to 35uhh 20>into post-hardcoreBig Black is pretty good I guess
>are not sexist/misogynistic/ableist/toxicyes>skinnyyes>blue eyesbrown>blondebrown>not baldingyes>24 to 3526>into post-hardcorewas at a Gouge Away show last night
>>77530534Well i am darker blondeNot brownvlondeBut on vacation in the sun it aalways turns whitecblonde
>>77529742>are not sexist/misogynistic/ableist/toxicYes>skinnyYes>blue eyesNo>blondeNo>not baldingYes>24 to 35Yes>into post-hardcoreWhat
Ever tried it? How do you cope with suicidal urges?
>>77530307I love you anon. Hope you don't attempt again <3
>>77528827then maybe he should have specified people who have failed suicide, so ghostanons know not to post
>>77530250You seem like you care also. I just can't accept myself for right now
>>77530250being a tranny fully justifies suicide
>>77528375Yeah I did it, wouldn't recommend.
Which would you prefer, option A or B?>A: Everyone says you have a tiny penis, but you're actually packing a monster hog>B: Everyone says you have a huge penis, but you're actually well below average
>>77531068Dogfucker, this is your mindset
>>77531068B. I don't want people talking about my pp in general, but I'd rather have a small one than a big one.
gg/4pMftf8n
Do NOT join dogfuckers discord serverHe owns cloudflare and can easily pawn you if you do
Is Anime Expo still worth going to or is it all normieslop now? I wanna make friends
>>77526235the sheer joy someone has when they see you dressed as obscure shit is something else though, you'll get more people coming up to you to take pics in general if your outfit looks cool and unique instead of being the millionth genshin, jjk, goku, hazbin, and FOTM waifu cosplay
>>77530276yeah if you actually put effort into your cosplay and hygiene you'll stand out much more than the average guy that goes to cons, nobody will go up to talk to you if you're dressed normally unless you look like Ryan Gosling or some shit
AX has not been worth going to by anybody in more than five yearsAX has not been worth going to by genuine weeaboos and nerds for at least ten years. It's just a consumeristic hell trade show where you can buy markup goods you could just buy online, it's for the most onions of niggercattle at this point and there's not even the excuse to go and do drugs and party because all of that is basically gone as well. Find a hotel con in your area and make the attempt to be optimistic there because whoever you are and whatever you expect to get out of a con, you will not find it at AX.
>>77524787Oh dogfucker, glue isnt yur friend
>>77526150Invite me plz. :3
Pure epic bait and riling up with the same images, insults gimmicks and fetish spam
>>77530346Nighty nightingtons alizeelid. Having a few more weers then garn beddingtons meself.
Millie Gibson's tuppence
Phwaor goodarse R&R this was
Not a bad shift on Fortnite that. Got at least one dub in squads so it lush. Necking some smokey wacon wringles now and finishing off this weer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFkvTKfcqk
Bros, how do I get myself a misandrist and unhinged Crystal Cafe femcel GF? I think this is what I need in my life now and I don't want her to change at all.
>>77530944I'm a man who is quiet, introverted, and enjoys solitary hobbies. I am not very tall, and I have facial features that have been called "cute" so I look somewhat youthful. I am not conventionally attractive to women, so I know how they can be. They are friendly to me, but they are repulsed by the thought of dating me. I know the type of man I am is not what women are attracted to. I don't think women are necessarily "man haters", but they see most men as unattractive and treat unattractive men as disposable or toys to manipulate, and have very narrow male archetypes that they desire.
I'm not trying to say I could fix them, I just think that with the right pairing we can prove each other wrong.
>>77530990was watching a prank channel and saw a girl go full bitch mode on her "friend" as soon as she saw she was with a hot guy. Like trying to bring her down, point out her flaws to the guy, how she lived closer to him than her.Holy shit Women are fucking ruthless.
>>77530958how is it statistically impossible? there's almost just as much women as there are men in the world so it's perfectly 50/50. there's no way that you can't find someone >>77530970but one of your replies earlier in this thread said you gave up on women >>77530990you're literally just assuming that they think that. you yourself said that you look fine and not completely hideous and you enjoy your hobbies. you're preventing yourself from being happy because of how insecure you are
>>77531066not that gay "the one" anon, but what percent of women are fat? what percent of men? how about in terms of promiscuity? the west is suffering from a severe imbalance that's throwing the entire mating dynamic out of whack and most men will never find a suitable partner today like all of their ancestors did in the past.
Hello there, friends. Do you have 30+ general threads?
>>77530810it's a start but Japanese women are extremely westernized so don't get your hopes up too much.
>>77530850maybe I should take a side trip to Singapore or something. It's sad how westernized the Japanese women have become.
>>77530859singapore isn't much better unfortunately. philippines is a popular area, just get ready for tons of single moms in their twenties because their women sleep around a lot but are simultaneously catholic enough to not use any birth control
>>77530859You don't like the idea of Westernized Japanese women but you want to marry one?
>>77531040I knew but I hope to meet one that isn't and that it'd be easier than America but the sad truth is that it's not going to be any easier.
i found true love
I FOUND GODI FOUND HIM IN A LOVERWHEN HIS HAIR FALLS IN HIS FACEAND HIS HANDS SO COLD THEY SHAKE
I remember when lego stores first became a thing, the lines at the mall were absurd and it was very crowded inside. magical time though. before then you could only find lego in their dedicated sections of walmart or zellers or whatever.
>>77530999You wi@l never, dogfuckerYou hide 8j your closet all day huffing glue and scamming children to add their pcs to ur monero botnet
>>77530999we never had a lego store at my mall, but we did have kb toys which was awesome, and electronics boutique was also great until it eventually degraded into gamestop. even gamestop wasn't that bad when they still had an actual stock of used games and weren't 90% funko pops and "merch" with a single shelf dedicated to actual video games and even then only new releases at full msrp.
Post your today's crush.
>>77530735Jamie Gertz is technically the worst richest actor, by huge margin
>>77530852i told her to go back to twitter then she replied back calling me a faggot. we started talking right after
>>77530771Oh i knowYou cant hide it from meI saw you on your main personaHuffing glueInfecting kids with a monero minerJust kys
>>77530899You was ghosted by a channer?
>>77530932on duolicious yeah. but its probably not her fault. theres like 15 dudes for every female there
Thyme tea kind if day.
>>77527552Stuffing the turkey sex with Aisu
>>77528809>>77528317I don't think anything you said at all was cringe. It's noble to want to rise above most base desires and be the best person you think you can be.
>>77528809Baka has still lots to learn from the fishe...
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>>77531014Who broke your heart this time?
I don't know, I've been jacking off to plumper pass and mature nl, because i fell for the "lower your standards" meme.Well it worked for lowering my standards, but beyond that it didn't get me anywhere.Two weeks ago I started texting with a fat girl from another continent (10hrs away), it was also the first time I've gotten nudes, it feelt great, yet i feel like I'm loosing connection, and she hasn't texted back in a day.Well, last week i had the first time any kind of female attention in a club, she was her but on me, and we kissed, but in the end she still rejected me.I might as well have unrealistic standards, because it won't change a thing if i get hard from 2/10's, because they don't want me either.
>>77528746For many years here on /r9k/ I've wished that the "fat girls are easier" meme would die already, because it's far, far from the truth. Fat women are JUST AS ENTITLED as thin women. I like fat women purely because I think they're far more aesthetic than thin women, not because I thought they'd be easier, and so far they've proven to me that they aren't easier.
>>77529891>For many years here on /r9k/ I've wished that the "fat girls are easier" meme would die already, because it's far, far from the truth. Fat women are JUST AS ENTITLED as thin women.>I like fat women purely because I think they're far more aesthetic than thin women, not because I thought they'd be easier, and so far they've proven to me that they aren't easier.Yeah my ex told me she could get bodybuilder chad on Tinder sometimes because he was just in the mood for a super fat slampig. So from then on any other guy is just settling.
>>77529891Nah that's bullshit. If you can't pull a fatty you are either really ugly or doing something dumb like only trying to get them on dating apps.
>>77529927so where can you pull them?
>>77528746>another fat threadOh dogfucker, how much glue did you snort this time?
