I have just created a new pokemon if you dare to challenge me.Mewthree has all abilities in the game. And it also probably has really good stats.
>>55847812Look at the feet. This is ai generated
>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etcPrevious Thread>>55767735TQWhat problems does your husbando have? Does he have any fears? Anxiety? Personality Disorders or worse? Lets see those headcanons!
Who says "working hard, or hardly working?" and who kills him
>>55844484Badge is pretty power level, nice. Also>badge>plushie>stickers>cardsThat growing collection definitely won't become a shrine lol.....>>55844966I've been looking at the trainers line... why tf are their legs so long? I wish they were just nubby limbs.
>>55847463I think some of them are nubby, just depends on which trainer it is.
Kabu's little shorts...
Speaking of husbando merch, did those crane prize ones ever get other characters? I only remember the submas ones.
Thoughts on Farigiraf?
>>55847152Regardless of other's feelings on it, at the very least they had the good graces to keep the name a palindrome.
>>55847152I love the evo line but I see to no reason for them to be Psychic type.Oranguru makes perfect sense being Normal/Psychic, but Girafarigiraf are just girafes.Some may argue that because it might be based on a chimera, it should be psychic, but ironically, it was supposed to be Normal/Dark in the beta.Sorry, I am autistic enough to focus on this
>>55847152I like it enough not to hate it like some other sv pokemon, specifically the dunsparce evo which is just shit meme material.
>>55847152She's hot as duck
gf continues giving johto shitmons cracked evolutionsi hope ledian is next
Are there any Pokemon you would stab with a septic tank anointed spear(s)?Today, I would like to tell you what I would do to a Venusaur. A lot of people (rightfully) hate Charizard, but I think Venusaur deserves some hatred and pain. Ugly doesn't even begin to describe the appearance of this oversized and privileged toad fuck.With a spear, you can pierce the skin of a Venusaur quite easily. It won't be able to Leech Seed, Giga Drain or any other bullshit move once its insides are liquidating themselves hahahaha. What are your thoughts? Any other PKMN you'd hate to see alive?Please write in the comments below.
>Septic tank anointed spear>Liquid shit and piss>Full of phosphorus and nitrates>Is a Grass type>Is a Poison typeCongratulations, you only made it stronger
>>55842801He's not really getting filtered by stallmons, he's playing fucking randbats. I think he's also told us how he hates gyarados (for sweeping him in randbats) as well as meganium (for feeling like deadweight when he gets it on his own team in randbats).The worst part about this thread is that it's a picture of mega venusaur, not even a regular venusaur, yet it still seems to have attracted the fucking sharty ivysaur schizo circlejerk. (see 55842779)We even have a token crush fetish faggot in this thread for no fucking reason. (55842720) Jesus fucking christ.And then there's the posts talking about "white people" in third person. (55842798) Holy fucking shit.And various other people who probably don't understand that OP makes these threads solely based on his experiences in fucking randbats. They assume OP is anti-kanto, or whatever their personal boogeyman is.Am I the only person here seeing all this? This thread is insane. This board is insane.As an aside: to be fair to OP, I've seen other complaints about gen 9 randbats being particularly awful. Maybe that's why he's playing an older gen's randbats now. But, OP, if you haven't already, you should really get the plugin that tells you the sets or whatever. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>55844080OP here, you are a wise man anon.People are creating their own interpretations of what I've said to what should be a simple thread premise, and that's killing Pokemon that suck ass (Mega Venusaur deserves a thousand lashes to be honest). And I see you are caught up on my other sacrifices (Gyarados). You have my respect.I am wholly aware of the insanity of my posts, but this is the only way to quench my thirst for blood (that this horrible series fails to deliver in.) >gen 9 randbats being particularly awful.Gen 9 as a whole is absolute dogshit. Gen 6 was the beginning of the end, but at least I can anticipate what will happen.
>>55842408your tears are nutritious
>55844080>55844104Embarrassing cope. everyone loves Venusaur except you
I am a geezer standing in the dusk, mesmerized by the gulls.Gazing fixedly into the blue sea, I bemoan with shed tears,as I yearn for the lovely gulls soaring above the blue harbor.last thread >55622292
y'know, if pokemon were real, I bet I'd have a small, but loyal team of pokemon that'd help me with life stuff. My go-to picks are Drampa, Grookey, Crabominable, Mr Mime, and Piloswine. 6th slot would be left open pokemon ranger style methinks.
>>55843506Piloswine and Crabominable would be good, hard workers and friends.
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i am homesomeone may now champ so that i might suggest my favorite pokemon with a BST of 404
>>55847071who's that?
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>>55847080
Make a new type or your mom dies in her sleep. Can't be the same as anyone else in this thread and no meme answers.
>>55846778toxic
>>55844437The quantum type
>>55844437healer type, strong against poison, dark, plantweak against bug, fire, and fightingno effect against ghost
>>55844437slime girls type
Mom type
>Take my hand anon. Let's go to a secret place!
>>55843943Do you have a silver-haired dreamboat with you?
>>55843948/thread
Only to dance, but if you don't dance then you are no friend of mine.
>>55843943I just watched this movie for the first time and I was pretty baffled. It just wasn't good and felt like they wanted to do something else with it. It's like they couldn't decide if they wanted random adventure movie or a romance movie. The people in the city just cease to exist while all this insane shit is going on. As if no one hears anything that's happening outside. It's so immersion shattering. The villains aren't interesting either. They're just these bratty girls acting like teenagers instead of someone who's actually threatening. Latios dies and it could have been a really emotional scene but it all just happens so fast that I felt nothing. Only the beginning feels like something that had intention put behind it. What a disappointment.
>the best Calyrex-S team ranked lower than a Kyurem-W team>Calyrex-I had the highest usage of every restrictedwtf campaignshittersisters I thought you told me ice type is bad
>>55847420>Resets terrain AND weather
>>55847420>she
>>55844833>It’s another “/vp/ thinks usage and viability are interchangable” episode>It’s another “/vp/ does not know what outliers are” episodeIce sucks. Keep crying and shitting yourself. Ice will suck until it gets resistances other than itself.
>>55847464This. Fairy is a terrible type. Clefairy and Flutter Mane are just outliers.
>>55847389You are right. Also, natdex Ubers is actually more popular than SV Ubers now. 212k vs 160k games last month. (although there's also SV AG clocking in at 224k games last month.)Miraidon does make good use of z moves, but it doesn't need them imo. Specs, life orb, scarf, electric seed, or just boots, are all good. Koraidon was banned for its SD scale shot set primarily I think.Also I didn't know this, but Miraidon was just suspected in SV and it wasn't banned. It got 62.5% but Ubers requires 66.66% instead of 60%. So 37.5% stopped the ban from going through. Hahah. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised that natdex Ubers is more popular than SV Ubers.
I get why some fans want more of these. They shake up the game and breath new life into old mons, and they can indirectly nerf existing OP mons/types. What I don't get is, why are some fans so strongly opposed to the idea?
>>55847054ok retard
>>55847061>said the person who's so shit at the game that he thinks cynthia is hard
>>55847163meds now
>>55843440People often forget that types are introduced for the purpose of dealing with type dynamics, rather than just making a boring normal type shitmon more interestingDark and steel were introduced in gen 2 to address Psychic being egregiously broken in gen 1Fairy was added to check fighting and dragon types (possibly dark types as well), which were prominent offensive types in gen 5 (remember unga bunga outrage builds?). It also served to give steel and poison some offensive usesWhat type injustices exist now? Which hypothetical type would thematically match what's needed to address them?Off the top of my head:>Bug types suck offensively>Ice types suck defensively and get offensively cucked by water types using ice moves>Fairies are arguably too good defensively AND offensively?Now give me a type that matches those needs
>>55847569>Ice types suck defensivelyno they don't>and get offensively cucked by water types using ice movesno they don't>Fairies are arguably too good defensively AND offensively?no they aren't
Goh is doing a voice over of Rotomphones in Pokemon Horizons EditionIt's Goh time! Let's go again with a new thread about Goh! Talk about his Pokemon, his dream, his ships, and of course, Goh himself!>Voting Questions for Goh fans coming into this thread1. Are you a boy or a girl?Cast your vote in this link: https://strawpoll.com/polls/GPgV6pa98ga2. What age should Goh be if he makes a return in Horizons?Cast your vote in this link: https://strawpoll.com/e2nardxJegB3. What would have been better for PM2023?Cast your vote in this link: https://strawpoll.com/3RnYlvXNDye>Goh's VAs name list appearing in Pokemon Horizons as Roy's Fuecoco & Rotomphones so farComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>55845724Kino
Are you chad enough to handle TWO shouldermons??
no. my shouldermons are too big and i skipped gym this week
>>55846106TWO blipbugs?! thats crazy
I hate how they get rid of Ambipom
>>55846106>One is KAANNTOOOODiscarded
The next Pokemon sub-mainline title should be by pic related tbqh.
>>55847161nah they're all pretty good
>>55847173>the talent they had is gone. maybe aged out or corporate nintendo slaved it out of themThe sooner Jap devs abnandon Nintendo the better. Nintendo has been responsible for some of our most hated games in recency
>>55847368nah not even remotely the only one who is is getting abandoned is you from life faggot
>>55847253A ranking doesn't imply that any of them are bad.
>>55847368Most people who work at Nintendo say it's a great place to work. They're like the Japanese Google, including the whole "they work us less than everyone else" bit. By Japanese standards that still means Nintendo employees are pulling 40+ hour weeks, but apparently they're as far from a Black Company like Konami as you can get.
>here's your final pokemon battle before the credits roll bro.
>>55845010>nobody ever complains about that what the fuckRetarded DSbaby, trainers have always been a major criticism
>PLA bosses Its just retarded dodge rolling while tossing cocaine bags
>>55842092If you lose that fight then the miss fortune sisters all take a shit slurry on you
>>55845223thats kinda hot
>>55842092there are actual retards in the pokeshit community who praise this shit game lol
I am sorry if my ideas sound stupid; probably are.I am ignorant on astronomy and correct me with whatever I am wrong about. They works in my mind by thinking vaguely.Resisted by:-Ground>Planets are made of soil-Bugs>Many bugs resist radiation and are nocturnal-Steel>Space-related devices such as spaceships and satellites are made of metal-Ice>Although space is cold, the energy of many stars and planets is finite, making cold temperatures remain-Cosmic>Deaths of stars and explosions have no significant effects in the universeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>55847355you could give it too Elgyem/Beheeyem, and Solrock/Lunatone. maybe Unown? and if it had come before Fairy type, I would have given it to the Clefairy line. but yeah it's probably still too niche, especially with Fairy taking Clefairy. I don't really think Fairy represents cosmic stuff that well but that's obviously the angle they chose
>>55847355>>55847395The Cosmem evo line, Deoxys, Orbeetle, and Jirachi should be Cosmic type.Other pokemon which also could be Cosmic should keep their original typing imo, such as Starmie, Claydol, Metagross and Beheyeem, even tho they are all based on aliens. They typings actually do makes sense I believe.However, maybe Sableye should also be Cosmic instead of Ghost, since they are based on some "real" aliens seen on the "Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter"
>>55847395No, because cosmog isnt fairy. It's psychic, and psychic just doesnt represent either cosmig nor light, so i see the point of this typeClefairy can be fairy/cosmic anyway
>>55847453i thought sableye was goblins?
>>55847460Nope, Sableye is based on an alien cryptid. I guess the the Grimmisnarl evo line is the first goblin pokemon. Idk
