Well, you did it. You made it to Equestria. The promised land. A utopia. A world without strife.And you hate it.It’s nothing like you expected. Things are too different. Not the way they are is the show. For whatever reason, every day is a living hell to you. You barely get by, with just enough bits to feed yourself and not much else. You don't click with any of the ponies and none of them have gone out of their way to befriend you. Most days are lonely.To make it worse, reminders of what you gave up on Earth are cropping up everywhere. No matter where you look, you see something that makes your heart ache with homesickness.A mother and her foal? A reminder that your own parents are gone now.A young couple on a park bench? You see nothing but yourself and your last lover, but know it's not real.Some laughing friends exiting a late night bar? Pain in your chest, as they all sound eerily like YOUR old friends.You can't even try to earn your attention, as it seems like every adventure happens too far away, and human talents pale in comparison to magic.It finally happens. No matter how strong you are, you are just one man. And you are a man who hit his breaking point. You though it would never come to this, but you see the ultimate sin as the last choice.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054609Uhhhh I'll have what he's having
>>41054630Or I guess I'll just die. Thanks, Dash.
>>41054640kek, I got Dashie but I'm still dying anyways.>>41054592
>ponies are cold, boring>everypony's here, applejack is busy, always.>Pinkie ask you Do I know you/what do you want ?”>rarity sells her clothes but she's not even letting you in as she yells to her sister to help her sort out things in the back, you leave.>Fluttershy is a recluse hippie>RainbowDash cannot be seen anywhere>you knock at Twilight's castle, no one opens. there's stallion guards coming to tell you to move on.
>>41055020well I tried to resist arrest, one of the royal guards zaps me with magic, and I feel like I'm fucked.>he's standing and securing the place, the other is making sure I'm not escaping.>vomit blood>fucking unicorns >agonize for a couple of minutes>See Spike coming to talk to the guards>ask if they need anything>he's looking at me>he's laughing and he's moving back in the castle.
Gen 5 (My Little Pony: A New Generation) Make Your Mark series has begun on Netflix, and there's still the movie as well!Tell Your Tale episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBaZqq_emLdwdCwU7O7RDEyxWPony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Download linkComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054018It's not fair. I want to suck some girl cock too
>>41053746Why does everybody say this
>>41054284
Mare
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053781>Glimmer"Sunset"~Dash~~~~~>Give up, losers! Nothing will break up this friendship!"...right.">Mutual respect based on saying fuck you, Applejack!"Now that I agree on!"~Oh yeah!? How'd you like a taste of this friendship!?~Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054175Those prophs are ironic now. Poor pp anon, every time he gets a game he likes…
>>41054331They were innocent! Betrayed by Sony!
>>41054175>Glimmer"Sunset"~~~~>And the prettiest."GASP! But Princess Poppy Pants is the prettiest you BITCH!">..."...I should not have admitted that.">...I liked her goth phase.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054555Ooooh the trips don't lie
Hi /mlp/, this thread is dedicated to compiling My Little PTSD, a green text story taking place after S6, as well as other greentexts relating to compiling greentexts of the same caliber.Thanks again everypony!
>>41053365i feel like if it was him he'd make the thread when he had something new to post.
>>41052491>Three blurry silhouettes quickly turn into the recognizable shapes of Starlight Glimmer, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack. A few seconds later and you can make out Spike clinging to Applejack's back as they gallop towards the boutique.>Rarity glances between them and you, clearly debating whether she should try and mediate or run for cover.>You give her shoulder a reassuring rub and step backwards into the dress shop, allowing your pursuers to enter.>Starlight approaches you first, with the others fanning out to her sides.>Pinkie's expression is one of concern, Applejack's of hesitation, and Starlight's gaze meets yours with determination.>Spike looks like he can't decide which side of the confrontation he wants to be standing on.>You hear the hum of magic and notice that Starlight has taken the books you were showing to Rarity. A simple glance at the covers is enough to allow her eyes to flicker in recognition, confusion, then understanding.>Applejack was the first to speak.>"Spike 'ere was worried 'bout ya. Poor little thing was running through town for help. Apparently he saw ya burst into yer castle, run on down t'the lab, lock yerself in there fer hours, then start running out t'ward Rarity's with a crazed look on yer face. He didn't even know if you were s'posed to be outta the hospital 'r not.">Pinkie began to inch closer.>"We were worried that you'd be doing something... really silly. I'm really really happy to see you were just... throwing a surprise party for Rarity?""I need Rarity for some important work. Together we're going to get to the bottom of this.">"By performing highly dangerous magic.">Starlight's voice is calm but forceful.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41055019>"Twilight...">Spike's subdued voice gives you a slight shiver, and it's hard to say why.>"Twilight, please come home. Princess Celestia will be here soon, she'll put everything right. I'll make you something for dinner and you can get some rest. Please.">You raise an eyebrow at Starlight."Is that your plan as well? Just stay at home and hope that the Princess can fix everything?">"...no. No, last I heard they could barely stand for a minute without collapsing. Whatever poison they were given is powerful, and although they would never admit it, there is a chance it could spell their end.">There is a moment where nopony dares breathe. Pinkie is quick to shatter the unsettling silence.>"But we've still got a lot of time, haven't we? Even with what... happened to... Rainbow...">She suddenly starts to shudder in fear. Rarity is quick to wrap her in a hug."That won't happen again, Pinkie, because I'm going to solve the problem before then. And it starts tonight.">Starlight nods.>"It's a good idea. Worth trying, at least. By ponies who are mentally prepared for the spell.""Meaning you?">"I didn't try to hack off my own limbs."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41055021"Pinkie has a point. We shouldn't be fighting. I'm going to help my friends in the best way I know how, and if you care about them at all then you won't stop me.">"There is no way that I'll let you do that spell. Not without proper supervision.""And there's no way I'm going to let you watch over me, I'd wake up in a straitjacket.">"So you'll have Rarity do it? She can barely lift a pair of scissors.""Why should you care? I know you'd be glad to be rid of me.">"Fine, if that's what you think then I'll do the spell.""What, while I sit and watch helplessly? Not a chance.">"Do you really think I'd do anything to injure Fluttershy?""You just want to prove you're better than me.">"You'll still get credit for the idea and the actual cure, if that's what you care about.""You'd just... tell me something wrong and then make the cure yourself!">"And you'd immediately expose me. But even if you couldn't, so what?""Then you would...">"They'd still be healed."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41055022>Your brain frantically searches for a flaw, and finds none.>Logically, it's the best plan.>...>So, why?>Why does every fiber of your being scream at the thought?>Something has to be wrong. She shouldn't trust you. Her behaviour has shown that she doesn't trust you.>She... shouldn't trust you. Why should she?>You've done nothing to prove yourself.>You haven't made up for your past failures.>She should hate you. She must hate you.>If she doesn't, then not only is so much of your behaviour pure foolishness... but it's all... somehow alright.>It's alright for you to fail. It was alright for you to hurt yourself, and distrust your own pupil.>It's alright for you to be unable to stop the pain.>...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Forest Hike Edition For those seeking any and all things Fluttershy.>/shy/thread Ponepaste (includes the OP, writefag list, writefag request bin, and all current/completed stories)https://ponepaste.org/user/FluttershyThread>Collaborative Fluttershy playlist (request for new content to be added in the thread)https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwnQJZ2vx1OojIw8Ue0o9Uxy>/mushy/ Musical mixtape (request for new content to be added in the thread)https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwlV6Vdoba4EvN7tpXBBZmQ7Previous thread: >>40936954
Page 10 bump for Fluttershy.
some practice art of flutters
>>41054286Wonderful!
>>41054286Nice work!
The returnGet the game here:>https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/3831846>https://dl.betterrepack.com/public/Horse Women Central EQG Koikatsu Pack:>https://mega.nz/folder/FA1ThAyY#1m17inIo6deiwuokDfH4LwTheir discord for additional cards:>https://discord.com/invite/sWktpYSCards posted in previous threads:>https://mega.nz/folder/VDU0HTgT#uBQe2c6zfwAWBZgG0qqOlwResources:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054963Don't worry. You can delete the image in the next two minutes.But if you take an hour, it will be permanent, and they you will have to worry.
>>41054962A more "censored" example
>>41054591https://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Games/Fan-made/Digital/Koikatsu%20Cards%20and%20Mods/%E2%81%84mlp%E2%81%84%20Koikatsu%20general/Should be in there somewhere. Half of the stuff I put on the mega vanished for some reason.>>41054962Jannies gonna freak
>>41054991My fav zeeb and choco girl. Nice.
>>41054991Thank you anon, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
Sussy EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>40977310
>>41054718Learn to fucking read. >>41053856>>41054703And they'll ban you for submitting false data (if they find out), too!>>41054711I won't be surprised if steam is going to enable autorefunds temporarily regardless of playtime/purchase date.
>>41054703i am so glad I never bought that game
>>41054703>Be poor>???>WinFinally, for once
>>41054969>Didn't get plane tickets to mare fair>Hotel hosting the event closes out of the blue, forcing the organizers to find a different venue in a little under 5 months>Don't buy Helldivers>This shit happensGod is telling me not to spend money.
>>41055011Maybe this is just my cynical failure-at-life side talking, but I imagine tourism, travel, etc. are on a steep decline with all the younguns having shit all for money. I've seen more high-end apartments than basic studios in my town and I KNOW most of us in this city can't afford that sort of place without shacking up with a career woman.
eternal rivalry editionPrevious thread: >>41012855/ourlobby/: Leaf (rip)Console release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========None at this time========================>Steam page:http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
dead game lol
>>41054760Strech those glutes, Oleander!
>>41054760Hnnnggg clothed ungulates...
Bump
Hello my fellow anons.I live in Belarus and today I decided to get a bunch of donuts instead of a cake for my mother's birthday.Although they had cooled by the time I got home, they were very sweet and tasty, with a variety of flavours.The staff at the place were nice, they even wrote "happy birthday" on the box.So let's praise Pon (who is a stallion, btw) and his donuts.
>>41038859I want to suckle on Pon's meaty ponut.
Up with the donuts.
How many donuts fit in Pon's ponut?
>>41054325As many as he wants to.
“Anon why are we visiting Belarus ? why not Greece or Poland or Russia ?”“I have my reasons”
golly on the 'logwhat is she posting
>>41051945Why?
bump
anyone remember a green anon started where cozy was left free and under twi's supervision, asking anon to babysit her and he's traumatizing her into sending her to a psychiatric institute or something alike
Why do ponies have such tiny brians? Are they stupid or something?
yes
>>41054929Their eyeballs are gigantic
Gotta bring out the big needles for a lobotomy
>>41054929>Why do ponies have such tiny brians? Are they stupid or something?>tiny brians
>>41052339Her girlfriend in the background sure is happy
>>41049562You wont know unless you try
>>41053799I've never had some luck with the pone ones thoughCould I request them playing poker
>>41005400Could we make Sunset Shimmer? I really want to see her added
>>410544892nded
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054500Why are you not using adblock?
>>41054267I mean, he can fly. She's a mud horse.
>>41054727This isn't even her final form
>>41054748Only in her dreams, just like her brother.
>>41051260I want her to put on black lipstick and paint my dick black until I jizz all over her face.
This is the general thread for the alternative fan sites of the My Little Pony fandom. Discussion, development suggestions, and criticisms are all welcome here.if no one else does it edition>Why alternate boorus?Recent changes to Derpibooru have made the site a less than ideal location for pony fan art. So, several new boorus have arisen to provide alternatives. Many of the altbooru owners post in thread and listen to questions and comments from anons. Note that this is NOT the Derpibooru drama general. Please keep posts about Derpibooru in the thread on mlpg.co.>Why alternate text sites?Pastebin.com has deleted, and continues to delete, greentexts on the site. FimFiction does not allow stories in the greentext format, so a new home is needed.Overview: altboorus.org>General purpose boorustwibooru.org by Twifag [!twifag.HOY] and Not Twifag/Floorb [!!H3PJaMJmY66]ponybooru.org by ZizzyDizzyMC [!DizzyMC4pc]ponerpics.org by Lotus [!!WYvH32WjaoR]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41052832Yes.
>>41053376
Up.
>>41052008Hire more nids across the timezone.World bever sleeps.
Easter edition.Previous >>40818098
>>41052651>>41052653>a Rarity greenCelstia must be smiling down on us today. Bless you, Anon.
>>41052653I can't wait either.>>41053371It's very RARE.
>>41054412kek
