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New law: If you own a Gardevoir, Lopunny, or a Hypno, you will be chemically castrated. Effective immediately. Thank you very much for your time.
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>>55852163
Good thing I only fuck my Greninja.
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>>55852163
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>55852163
phew, my hypno owns me. i'm safe.
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Okay, Hitler.
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>>55852163
>the kalos jobber
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>>55852163
How about Lucario, Vaporeon, or Salazzle? All doable?
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>>55852209
The list will be expanded as needed. If a trend of deviant behavior is noticeable than they will be added to the list. Speaking of which, Salazzle is now on the list.
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>>55852163
and if you won a Greninja, every Charizard you face it instantly kneels
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>>55852331
Is that how it went?
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Hypno use rape on this guy before he can castrate me!
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>>55852163
Well alright then lawman. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back to mercilessly plapping my Mawile.
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>>55852331
kneels? it should instantly faint
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>>55852402
Hypno use Hypnosis on this anon, I want a turn with that Mawile.
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>>55852163
Good thing my blastoise wife and ampharos bf are safe then
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>>55852382
>>55852410
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>>55852163
>or a Hypno
Hypno is just a tool at this point. I've seen very, very few people who want to actually fuck it.
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>>55852571
Which is why their owners will be chemically castrated.
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>>55852551
Reality is often disappointing...
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>>55852585
Chemical castration doesn't stop rapist since they simply rape using dildos or anything phalic instead
Your thread is a disgrace since you never put any effort in your retarded autistic shitposting.
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>>55852618
yeah just kill them instead
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>>55852163
I don't own Lopunny, she is my wife.
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>>55852551
Hypnobros?
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>>55852618
At the end of the day, you just can't stop someone from fucking a Pokemon
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>>55852163
im good
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>>55852163
Thank you. Now that the horny is gone I can spend more time pampering and spoiling my precious bunny with horny thoughts getting in the way
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>>55852163
Stfu greninja and let charizard rape your ass
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shut up dumb frog
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So no one will be castrated since those three arent real, just like every other pokemon. Not sure what is the point of this thread.
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>>55852163
Thank god I kept that cunny unevolved
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>>55853633
Wtf
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>>55852163
Based
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>>55852163
DITTOCHADS WE WON
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>>55854797
Nikocado chads...
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>Gardevoir
Okay, makes sense.
>Lopunny
Okay, makes sense.
>Hypno
This one doesn't have the same logic as the others and I am not sure that I follow.
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>>55855129
Supposedly used to rape pokegirls
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>>55855218
I mean I figured as much, but I wasn't sure because the other two options were pokephile options.



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