>What is this?Korean anime-styled battle royale with moba controls/skills. Currently 8 squads of 3 for a total of 24 players per game but they may bring back solos and duos in the future. Game has been in early access for a few years and version 1.0 has officially launched on July 20th, 2023. Ranked season 3 started March 2024.>Steam Linkhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1049590/Eternal_Return/>Newshttps://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news>Eternal Return 1.0 Animation Intro (Full Ver.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqDLrvrl_p0>Dr. Nadja's Beginner Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3tDK2EcO80>Match History, Character Lookups, etc.https://dak.gg/erhttps://er.op.gg/https://aya.gg/>Interactive Maphttps://erbsmap.com/en>Items/Tac Skills/Augmentshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ic5jNlJ1-mXmchfRrws2UZMto1bQI_6ToqsvejFvEjE>Lorehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1McyWxKYdtUD3rC8zsLMfFOvbHI6jC_1okGU_6kKJVh8/htmlview>Assetshttps://playeternalreturn.com/fankit>Eventshttps://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news?categoryPath=event>Codeshttps://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=bser&no=5044564&page=1>/erbsg/ friendshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uI9BFNFkW4qm_t9cUDe88heLs7smSydSCs55NZIn-Ww>Previous>>1222003
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/1879
welcome back test subjects
>>1273094>Dailin skin nowhere close to beating out Dragon DanceIt's over. NN will never top that skin on Dailin.
>>1273108that's a good thing no?
>>1273108Dragon Dance Li Dailin, Street Fiend Hyunwoo and other skins were done by a particular ex artist, whose work was 50% removed from game after korean pp drama
>>1273119>it was done by the smol pp artistNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Underworld Org Haze, Demon Hunter Johann, Beachside Nicky, Dragon Dance Li Dailin, Mistletoe Lenox, Street Fiend Hyunwoo and others skin were done by the same artist involved in korean pp drama>Part of such work was removed and NN refuses to somehow sell it despite 90% of planet (and even some locals there) doesn't give a shit about the pp drama
>>1273136>Implying magnigger got something of value like the restlollmao even
>>1273136Funny
>>1273148Seethe more adinasissy
>>1273094>eva and li dailin are epic>vanya and felix are rare>everything looks kinda mid
>>1273152>Such weak comebackLook buddy, maybe you didn't realize yet since you're a magnigger who dies to undeleveled lenis and xiukais 24/7 but now NN has a nice excuse of don't give something actually good to magnigger for some years more, probably martina get a epic before magnus at this rate
>>1273094Pretty meh designs.
Eva with shortened hair and that fish dress looks bad ngl
>>1273094Looks mid compared Seaside and Vacance season skins
>>1272986i guess we're all pedophiles hereit took me 4 getcaptchas to post this shit
>>1273094Quite horrible to be honest.I don't understand why they stick with Genshin Impact styles of "the character is a monotonous with nothing to focus on"At least only part of recent skins is like that, I guess.
>>1273257>monotonousmonotonous mess
Maybe Vanya's be the most popular skin of season eventually
The last time I played this it had a <4000 playercount and every match I played was versus bots lol
>>1273259Something something top down design.They should focus more in making interesting characters and building personality and kits around it.
>>1273490Squad mode only full release revitalized the playercount.
Eva needs her long hair back or that summer epic skin it's doomed lol
Eva needs to be naked or that summer epic skin it's doomed lol
>>1273560yikesold hag
>>1273120Hardly we'll get something like Dragon Dance again unless the artist of korean pp drama apologizes and NN realizes that remove skins was retarded since they give more profits than gacha boxes full of shit
>>1273590drunktard should not be this sexy
>>1273559Absolute and total sex.
>>1273094>AI slop
>Chiara was raped again
>>1273646Cleansing Chiara's sinful anus with my holy rod.
>>1273094Eva BS skin did better with less stuff
>>1273656waitthis is betterfuck
>>1273656hitting seaside eva in-game and watching as her tits jiggle uncontrollably for the next week
cumdumpire
>>1273094>Felix not looking like a twink faggot for once.Good.
>>1272986Don't forget your daily bags in the store
>>1273880Mating press.
you know, I'd be mad as well if I played the game for 18 hours a day to be "rep" of a character and still when people think of said character they think of me before them
>>1273891who are you talking toI know the NA discords frequently visit these threads but man what is this passive aggressive gay shit just DM your faggot lover and tell him that
>>1273896fair point
Lore accurate Vanya skin when?
>>1273964lore accurate siss skin when
>>1273971I mean, there are plenty of tombstone skins to choose from...
>>1273980she could still walk before spawning tombstoneimmersion ruined
>>1273964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47JKejm3P3A
>Everyone agrees that almost all new summer skins looks meh compared to previous seasons
>>1274102vanya is good
>>1274105you missed "almost" though
>>1274102slop is okay the first time around but by the third serving of it you kind of want something else
>>1274102For the first time, they have gone for a lighter colour palette for a summer theme. The VFX reveal will be interesting.
>queue>rio and nadine dodged, a team with just glass cannons it's fucking stupid>inb4 b-but you can win with any compyeah sure, until a lukenigger or underleveled rozzi jumps and kills them all
>>1273896Actually I'm not sure if anyone in the NA discords still visit these after dying off /vg/Checked the logs in the charahub discord at least cause I know some of you fags here are from there and wanted to see if anyone was talking about the thread dying for hours yesterday but all I saw was Pies a few months ago saying /erbsg/ was funny to read before it diedBetter there's less discorders here anyways, I really wouldn't want them using this thread as a proxy to anonymously flame each other all the time.
>Vanya got the best season skin despite is rare
>queue ranked>retards pick anyone else but their best mains, die like retards and then wonder why the team isn't perfoming well
>>1273850>Felix being out of characterBad
Microbikini Sissela
>>1274494>Not "spend 2000000 A-Coins to get duplicate emote you've already gotten 6 times" event.I will now play your event.
>>1274494The Dr. Nadja emotes are adorable.
>>1274661wtf
>>1273601>Absolute and total sex.
>>1274582I'm going to FUCK the sweaty OL
The perfect N key
>>1274984>3rd highest number of entries Do nyaggers really?
>play assassin>shit team comps with 2 ranged dps>play tank>ranged dps teammates just baits me and runs away from every fightSeriously what the fuck do these dps players want from me?I had teammates who even ran away from mutant wolves after I aggro'd them
>>1275034Because the average dpshitter expects that team acts like their personal bodyguards just to sit behind to spam skills and pings like a retard, dying eventually because move, dodge, run and provide actual support are impossible tasks for them
>>1275034I usually use the first/second teamfight for a litmus test to see what kind of backline players I getIf they dont want to go in I almost always let the enemy team collapse onto my team and pray they have at least a braincell to poke down the other frontlineCant even do that? yeah im just going next
>>1275319Pov: Low elo lobbies
sissela sex
Why don't you just queue up with your /vm/ buddies? Why are you playing solo queue? You're obviously suffering.
>>1275632
>>1275632I do play with a kr dudehas not been playing the game recently
>>1275632because most of you are americans and its bad enough playing this game at 150 ping in asia, also im bad
The doujins write themselves
>>1275666my bro Xiukai would never simp for a bitch
>>1275632Because you aren't my buddies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvNaiI9vbTMAnd Beachside Nicky, NN?
>>1275694who
>>1275697The girl who BTFO'd rioshitters to death in the 2nd skin contest
>>1275702kys
>>1275702>BTFO'd rioshittersNot a great featAnyone can do this
>>1275632I already added the people I do play with from /erbsg/ and we just stick to 3-stacking when all of us feel like playing the game. I'd play more often with people here if people asked for games but no one does.
>>1275713I would like to play on NA server as I don't speak kr but the ping...
>>1275632EU is a little too destitute even for a duo, i'd have to troll with my most compex and least played characters to make it feel not like a stomp.
It would be dumb for NN not to capitalize the opportunity to advertise the game to the west amidst the Vanguard bullshit fiasco this summer.
EASDZQCCValid for 1hWhat is haze doing with a katana
>>1275822put it in her cleavage
FASEWSXQ1 hourDo these boxes really last indefinitely? Guess i'll only need green np for the next pass
>>1275822Haze seppuku time? kinda based
Jackie a shit, Leni a shit.
>>1275859anotherGGWSQASX
>>1275797Hardly NN can do something after the korean pp drama since they still refuse to solve the problem of removed skins, also fuck league
>>1272986Breeding
>>1276040Where's our bunny suit season NN?
>>1276082*reverse bunny suit
>file deletedlmao owned
>>1275797>Eleven.>Tits.Now I will play your character
>>1272986Sex
>>1276492Thousands of anime fanarts with visible areolas go unnoticed on the blue board, yet this one was deleted.
>>1276508Wilson is too much. Just look at it.
>>1272986That's it, I'm using Nadine again as the OP next time.
>Nadine *feels nothing*
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ojTC4nbYp7A
>>1276467my wife!
>>1276661ehhhnot feeling it
>coomer garbage deletedNiceIf OP wasn't a faggot he would mix coom/cool/cute op pics
>>1276706I only coom to tits so the Sissela image was just cute to me
>>1276706I am desensitized so it's not even lewd to me
>>1276706>ImplyingSissela may have some of most lewd fanarts ever done, yet that pic was tamed compared to >>1188494 >>1274431 or >>1265707
>>1276661Damn the holy flame visual effect will make his auto attacks even more satisfying than they already were.
>>1276467>tap Q-Q-W>2 bombs placed but only 1 explodesThe line between mashing and optimal play seems really fine
ZRSAQWSA blue box
SYRWQXCA 1 hour, 300 green np guaranteed
>>1276885>300 green np guaranteedWhy would you lie to me?
>>1276888Gottem
>>1276661>dubcuck.Kys.
>>1276949You're not korean and will never be japanese, cuck
https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturngameZXCVASWR first code, valid for an hour
>>1277064EU competitive scene is a breath of fresh air compared to KR.
>>1277090By that you mean our region is filled with retards?
newestMNJULOWS
DERTQWEDnew code
chiara won in eu againhuh??
>>1277090>>1277130EU it's the only region where everyone just stands like mushrooms and gets one shot by shit characters like Chiara
>>1277338P.S.: No surprises, I was right >>1277334
>Mythrils 3stacking in normsWeekends tend to be the worst
>>1277593why didn't you just beat them?
anyone else noticed how flat katjas ass is?
>>1277596I wasn't on Sua, unfortunate
>>1277598Her racks are fucking huge tho.
>>1277601whjat?prove it
>>1277605Look at her in-game model.
>Forgive me father, for I have sinned
>Sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl
goober dork arm broke
>>1277334Reminder that EU lost to Chiara at her absolute weakest state in the fastest ERM bracket the game has ever knownNow she's been buffed THIRTEEN TIMES IN A ROW what chance do they have?
>>1277632Forgiven.>>1277633Not forgiven.
>queue ranked>teammate picks anyone else but their best mains, die 8 times in a row and then seethe in chatfucking retard, hope you get -100 rp
>me and other teammate die>teammate Leni still alive>20 credits>watch her farm >die of old age
>>1277789She's doing her best, anon!
>>1277789>>1277791Leni a shit.
Mating
>>1277789In theory Leni should be a decent character, but I've never seen one that doesn't make me wanna punch children.
GERQSFZX the usual 1 hour
XXCARWQS
>>1278117Nice.
Elena is a tank.
GASDWQQA
Damn, Adina's tits are really big once you pay attention in that dumb bitch
>>1278412fuck youyou say this to everyonenext it will be eleven's
>>1278415>elevennah, she's doomed to be ugly flat forever, even li dailin had some tits in bs
I missed two and only got the last one, fug. When are they doing a rerun on these? I'm missing two of the champion icons.
>spawn in school>one enemy spawn in same cluster as me>blink to loot first motherfucker>fumble and fuck up>accept defeat and head toward south cluster>all looted up>wear clown wig
>>1278535GAGAGA
>Season 3>Irem with her rare skin ends up being more popular than epics>Season 4>Vanya with her rare skin ends up being more popular than epics
>>1277967Press
Feels so fucking good to get 12 rocket hits with 1 haze R
>>1279388layer cake
>>1279388Me on top.
S3SORRYS3What's this about though?
>>1279590>S3SORRYS3what can I even do with 100 green
>>1279594It's blue
>>1279595oh neat
>>1279590S3 went very well, no?
>>1279612Oh it's just two hours of server issue for today.
>>1279590>>1279614More emotes for me! I'm getting the twins questioning which objective to go for.
>>1279590>Sorry that we turned the game into bootleg League of Legends and used AI to generate, write and assign skillsets for all of the new characters. Have some event currency, because we're going to do the same thing in Season 4 as well.
Code LWXPETKB
>>1279998Nice. Two bread baskets.
Bang!
>queue ranked>lost and get -50 rp for getting paired with literal retards who never played this mode before
>>1280165gg was me
Charlotte it's shit, literally free kills and reduce team's damage to 2 >inb4 B-But she's good with SuaNegro, almost everyone it's good with current NN FOTM, did you forgot "Hyejin dps" or are you a fucking newfag?
>>1280183I wouldn't really call the clueless milk slut FotM when she's never been anything but absolute top tier at any point in this game's unlifespan
>queue ranked>charlotte>jennydodged, kinda feel bad for anyone who plays with suck shit pair
Do I just need to reach gold for Elena's cadet skin or is it a specific say, Gold I?
>>1280246Just gold.
>>1280253When does season end? Idk if I will be able to reach gold.
>>1280256May 22nd If I'm not mistaken. As it is, it's very easy to reach diamond so you won't have any issues getting to gold.
>>1280042Mating press
>>1280261>I'm stuck in silver because the system put me with irons doing stupid shit like rest in red zone
>>1280273are you in NA? i can queue with you if you'd like
>Almost nobody gives a shit about Li Dailin epic skin compared to Vanya's rareIt's Adriana and Irem case all over again lol
>>1280345That's because Dailin has a better R skinMany such cases
>>1280349At this point I start to think she won't get any good skin for a long time since pic related, dragon and rebel were made by korean smol pp drama artist
>>1280345Bestelle and Wickdriana are both great skins, thoughever. Dailin and Eva's swimsuits are travesties in comparison. Felix's looks okay, i'd rate it about the same as his riot police skin.
>>1280385Riot Police is pure sex though
Weather looks so cancerous holy shitplease let's not
>>1280404Looks like a lot of fun to me. If the plant spawns aren't random then i don't even mind the one with huge knockback distance.
Accessories?It's the 6th slot they removed before, right?Why would they remove it just to add it again later?
>>1280414I think they're just arm pieces, but yeah they're bringing back active items with a bunch of new ones included.
They are finally reworking Tsubame awkward gameplay loop.
Reworked skins.
>>1280436left is actually cool and in character, right is whatever, who cares
SUNSETS4SUNSET new code 600 NP (7 day) 2 skin data boxes
I WILL
FUCK, NO, CHIARA PLAYERS DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED WELL
CHIARA BEING WHORED OUT
THE CUMDUMPSTER OF LUMIA ISLAND
THEY BLOCKED OUT CHIARA'S FEET NOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOST I FUCKING LOST AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY SEXOOOOOOOOOOO CADET AYA
I don't understand coomers who jump at anything femaleDo they have no standards at all?
FUCK IT I'M GRINDING TO DIAMOND IN SEASON 4 FOR AYA'S AYAS EMOTE.
Indeed
>>1280468>people still playing COBALLS
s4 dev stream notes https://docs.google.com/document/d/1--XV2fSiJLiAG92Ci9yZya47G7LFL1vwM6-ArKztvgw/edit
>>1280510it's very popular in kryou can find matches 24/7 all day every day
>>1280520Stinky.
Damn, didn't know this game is still alive. I played in S1Downloading now to see what they did with it
Credit loaning mechanic?
Daily reminder Chiara it's the public cumdump of lumia island, everyone and even NN knows it
Katja's skin looks kinda ugly ngl
>>1280527You'll be able to res teammates with less than 200c, what's missing will be taken from who you're ressing
>>1280530wtf I don't consent.
>>1280453Damn, this ugly slut is fucking stacked, got boobs and ass, too bad her face and personality suck.
>>1280532dont die then retard
>>1280530>Buy item for myself>Make other players pay for their own dumb deathsBrilliant. So much for running around all game ressing dummies without ever affording an item.
>Chiara: I'm lost, there's no purpose for me>Charlotte: Wrong, you're made for one particularly and it's always before your eyes>Chiara: And what is it?>Charlotte: To please and suck dicks
>>1280532Be grateful that Miss Apichaya Chaipattama is willing to spend her spare change on you
Do we know who's the premium pass skin?
>>1280582Eternal 17.
>>1280593Shut up, sagging hag.
Grinding ranked to gold might be not doable on EU
>>1280680A bit early, try in a couple hours and it will probably still pop. On weekends it surely does, even now that we're at the end of the season.
>>1280385Irex mogged Widriana in popularity and fanarts, nobody cared about Jonhmilo, the only skin that got relevancy besides the cat in this season is Bestelle
>NN said I could stop being a shit character if perform more "special services" to other test subjects around Lumia
>>1273094Vanya won this season
S4 changes do look interesting if anything. This was also supposed to be the season with ads right?Is it time to return to /vg/ bros?
>>1280817>/vgacha/nah, fuck that shithole
>>1280817No point just requires more babysitting to not fall of catalog all the time.
>>1280817>/vg/You mean the cringe board where everyone has to deal with retards of genshit, honkek and more spamming threads everytime they get attacks of butthurt AKA 24/7? Yeah no, fuck it
Bunny Suit Sissela
>Li Dailin epic skin revealed >Nobody gives a shitlol
>>1280449SEX WITH GARNET AND LENI.
>>1280875www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ55BP1RiDs Really?
>>1280899>Most comments are about Eva's tits and Vanya's cunnyLi Dailin lost hard
>>1280899
Ew
>Let's improve some details but also remove others for no reason in her skin
>>1280969you are a whorea popular one but still a whore
>>1280972Your feeble words mean nothing, for they're as meaningless as the life you live as a lost lamb without God's guidance...Buy my new skin or suffer divine retribution (TL: she steps on you)Sinners like you deserve no second warning...do not try my patience...
>>1280975>buyas if I did not every single one of your skins for free
>>1280977I will not repeat myself...purchase the new skin, no matter the cost. If it requires forfeiting all mortal possessions you have gained from avarice during your directionless life to myself, then you will do so. It is the only way you can receive the Lord's salvation...lest Emma transforms you into my beach towel and I will warn you, the sun may just consume the ground with the temperature out on the beach today...I do not like sweating...
>Be me>Play since closed beta>Rape every chiara shitter since release>It's 2024 and still raping every in the lobbyNothing changes
>>1280988Wait, you actually play this game?
>>1280817Ads? Like advertisements? Are they really?
>>1280995Nah, just here to ERP with you and seek validations.
>>1281011from the devs streamwe don't knowthey said they are not gonna do streamers promotion anytime soon
What's Tsubame's issue? I just tried her for abit today and I noticed every recommendation is to build her with some HP items or tanky builds.
>>1281013I remember they tried it with various vtuber groups before and it got nowhere.
>>1280578Thank you Miss Bianca.
>>1281012>Nah, just here to ERP with youAhh, sorry but I have my predictive text algorithms to fiddle with if I want ERP...or at least that's what others say.Realistically, I wrote a Katja Hertz chatbot so I could piss her off by re-enacting Monty Python-esque sketches where I assign her to assassinate Captain Reed while being Captain Reed and having 13 identical Captain Reeds within the perimeter.
>>1280817>Is it time to return to /vg/ bros?For what purpose?
>>1281019Her issue is that to damage the enemy frontline she has to go get sandwiched between it and the backline with a very predictable dash. She can get back out once with the log but after that it's just kiting with slightly higher speed than the other right clickers. Press R a 2nd time and that estelle/isaac/markus will give you a good spanking.
>>1280941hotdogging sniper butt
Committing cannibalism is fine.
>>1281013>they said they are not gonna do streamers promotion anytime soonGlad that NN finally realized it was a waste of time and money after so many years
>>1281183Me on the lower right
>Oozma accidentally went live on the official Eternal Return EN Twitch playing Kendrick LamarLMAO
>>1281183I understand this image. I like this image. That being said, why Emma?
>>1281202Easy.Episode 2 of Black Survival's Aglaia Pass "Kyrie Eleison" involved, after a survival experiment beginning again, Chiara accidentally saving Emma who was otherwise under attack from Isol. Emma was a new arrival to Lumia Island and did not really understand how things were here...not yet, anyway.Forming an alliance alongside Nathapon (whose role in Kyrie Eleison is negligible at best) Chiara and Emma spent time together during the hours and days of the survival experiment, for which Emma felt grateful that Chiara saved her and wanted to learn more about her. Being the bright and cheery magician girl to the gloomy and self-loathing nun, Emma was a welcome reprieve to how most others on Lumia Island were unfriendly and would probably cave Chiara's skull in at the moment she became a nuisance to them.As much as Chiara can't stand herself, it turns out that if someone is kind and understanding to her, the walls around her break down somewhat and she lets them in. By Episode 7, Emma says "Doesn't she even laugh nowadays?" apparently being pretty good at cheering Chiara up with her magic tricks and general upbeat personality. Now, the rest is whether you want to go off the initial Kyrie Eleison OR the rewrite (There's a misunderstanding regarding why Nathapon has photos of Chiara nailing voodoo dolls to walls or tearing birds apart OR Emma misunderstands the dangers of Lumia Island and Blinks into a fed Adriana and gets oneshot) both of which ending with Emma severely injured or dead, but neither of which take place under conscious control from Chiara.In Wild Fighter Idle, this set of interactions is referenced as the one time Chiara felt she had a true friend and how much she regrets her apparent inability to protect Emma "Who will see me as a kind child now?" and naturally some people therefore put Chiara and Emma together as rug munchers.......Still makes more sense than why people throw Chiara in a room with Luke or Camilo.
>>1281219>There's a misunderstanding regarding why Nathapon has photos of Chiara nailing voodoo dolls to walls or tearing birds apart
>>1281233Regarding Nathapon who is much easier to explain, he is much like myself IRL in how his memory is extremely poor and he will forget things if he does not write about it, take pictures of it or otherwise have an external way to keep track of things that is not his own memory. The pictures fell out of Emma's bag (the reason why Nathapon put them in Emma's bag in the first place is unknown, possibly out of Nathapon's inherent and generally logical distrust for the unstable nun) and Chiara saw them before Emma could hide them away again.In the original Kyrie Eleison, Chiara believes Emma distrusts her and suffers from another psychotic episode, attacking Emma in lunacy and then running away from the scene after she realised what she's done, with her fate undetermined at the end of the episodes.In the rewrite, Chiara is immediately calmed down again and the topic is immediately dropped before Adriana comes along to burn everything down.As for Chiara...well, you know as well as I do that she's not all there. Her self-hatred leaves her to have a similarly searing hatred of anything "cute" or "beautiful" to the point of tearing apart flowers and...birds? if she can catch them. In the downtime between experiments she hides away in the Tunnels instead of anywhere else on Lumia Island, festering away in self-loathing as she nails whatever she's torn to shreds to the walls of the Tunnel alongside voodoo dolls that she crafts and does voodoo doll things with.At some point Nathapon observed this and made a note of "stay the fuck away from the crazy nun"
>>1281202>CanonChiara, Emma and Nathaphon team-up in one experiment of lumia island, stuff happen like Chiara who broke her shoes and got a new pair from Emma. Nathaphon can't handle Chaira's autistic stretching and fucks off at some point, Emma looks for it and gets killed by Adriana, then Chiara kills Adriana.>FanonCHIARA LOVES EMMA AND VICEVERSA, IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!!!!11 *didn't even played the old game*
>>1281243Ok the part about the tunnel haunting nun that dismembers birds got me. Seems like there is an archive channel of the old game's stories, i'll check some out.
Are the old games still playable? Feels like I missed a lot not playing them. I'm actually somewhat interested in the lore even though it apparently sucks.
>>1281262Black Survival has been shut down for a while now and Wild Fighter Idle went down almost as quickly as it got brought live.
>>1281202
Alive thread we are so back Anyone want to play on NA later in around 4 or 5 hours from this post
>>1281282if you stream I will watch scrubp
>>1281278Emma may or may not be developmentally-challenged...>Oh, your sister froze to death and you're now fighting for your life from one week to the next?>Well, that's life! It's like a pack of cards! Just shuffle in and draw a new hand!No wonder Adriana shanked her with a throwing star. Someone like that is just too stupid to live from her perspective...>>1281255Nathapon kind of just hard inted honestlyWalks up to Adriana who just snatches his bag off him and burns it and the guy loses his memories five minutes later like he's an NPC who has lost sight of the player for exactly 10 seconds and in the meantime Chiara and Emma are trying to escape a lighthouse as Adriana sets fire to it and the fat, bloated corpse of Rosalio that remains in it after he tried to sprint at Emma with a baseball bat.
>>1281286some people just wired differenteven though they are dumbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gIymSbIYvofor some sadness/self loathing/suicide is just never a thing they even considered
>>1281283There's nothing interesting to watch about a Dailin scrub who can only be carried
>>1281320I don't have anyone else I want to watchjust do it
>>1281320Don't. I will lurk and judge your every mistake.
>>1280995>Wait, you actually play this game?Ofc and I'm not the best player of all time but fucked some "pros", still don't understand how EU can't beat Chiara in 2024, back then in character release fight her was suicide unless you played Hyunwoo, Magnus or Xiukai, but a WHOLE REGION losing to the nun at her current state today it's embarrasing
>>1281324aieeee>>1281325I don't mind scathing critique to be honest. I play 2D fighting games and review my sets sometimes and it always helps to have outside perspectives pitch in to help cover for areas that are easily missed due to cognitive biases.
>>1281349then stream
>>1281350I will probably do some solo queue in >gold thenon the one day I did Ranked with fellow anons this season they got into plat but I'm still a bit off so might as well just climb into itDid they reveal the diamond emote yet Given RP inflation maybe might grind that out too..
>queue ranked>estelle shitter do nothing but stand and die like a retard>check match history>first time playing her FUCK YOU
>>1281359gg was me
>>1281353Nvm I may be stacking to help a friend hit gold before season end
>>1280573Charlotte is for marriage and procreation just like Adina.
>We'll get microbikini Sissela eventuallyHot
>>1281283https://www.twitch.tv/scrubplayeralright fren here you go enjoy the iron gameplay
>queue rank>takes time loading and 2 levels behind>closes gameim gonna keep doing it until solo comeback
>>1281538yikesbuy ssd poor friend
>>1281541nope game is already ded
>>1281554dead or notssd is literally the basic of any pc build
>queue ranked>karladodged
>I pick tank or assassin>teammate are retards and pick 2 ranged thinking will be fine>die like fucking flies I should have dodged
>>1281590If you pick tank how is it wrong that they picked ranged you retard? How abou getting gut first?
>>1281590what's wrong with a 1 tank 2 backline comp thoughall you really need to do is peel for thembut yeah if you're assassin then it'll be rough
>>1281601>wah wah why my tank can't handle a fight with alonso, markus and sua while I sit behind and run like a cuck once get one single hit?
>>1281609>what's wrong with a 1 tank 2 backline comp thoughdunno maybe because they die to jackie, luke, kenneth, etc once they realize is dumb to first attack the tank?
>>1281621and that is why you peel or engage for them as the tankyou should not be giving those characters free access to your backline
hard to swallow pill dps:learn to dodge
If you can't carry your team of shitters with your main character regardless of team comp you don't deserve the win anyway.
>>1281641But my main character is Leni.
>>1281641Tell that to Charlotte and Leni when everyone is down lol
>All team is down as supportYou didn't really do your support role right now did you?
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/1900
sadist adina
>gwork accidentally drops his blood weapon somewhere and has to fight the last remaining team with a droned-in white weaponwhoah he's just like me
lol retard
>>1281660literally never seen one done that ever in my life
>>1281658>woosh now you have smol pp
>>1281660i've seen people equip a white or green weapon while they're crafting it into a legendary and then the craft gets interrupted and they have to fight while having a white or green equipped but i don't even know how the fuck he manages to misplace his vf blood weapon entirely and then forget about it
Guys is athena kai a tranny? i cant tell
>>1281663>>1281688I also have no idea of how it happened.
>>1281716???how
>>1281716Cool Haze roleplay to drop weapon when you're done with it.
last day for green adina old artwork
I cannot believe they memed people into refunding the problem skins by suggesting the skins will get reworked anyway, only to just rework the portraits. Lol, lmao even
>>1281733I hope they never rework maidriana
>>1281646>>1281650Leni a shit.
>>1281758Everyone it's getting rework though
Fuck psychos.
>>1281294
>Commemorative skinsI hope isn't a cheap excuse to give Sua another skin
>>1281665I want Adina to bully my small penis
Katja skin looks like shit
>>1282172I'm going to have sex with Marlene
>>1282172>white and pink.Marlene ruined.
>>1282069>that silhouette on the rightgod damn how big are sua's tits nowadays if they're obscuring her entire torso
>>1281711if they're always trying to be overly girly and cutesy then it's probably a tranny
I wonder what skin will return after Haze's, Martina and Adriana lack of rares since months ago
>>1282523Looks more like she's wearing some kind of sash wrapped around her arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v4GhABPUXgnew battle priest skin
>>1282137Adina its too nice and dumb (but not retard tier like Emma) to bully someone though
>>1282776>are they trying to tell me to get my shit together?>dust is very flammableMy sides, just lost it.
>>1282547Women do that shit all the time too.
>Tsubame, Abigail, DeMa and Charlotte first skins are good and looks different from base>Katja's skin just make uglier and pink with a improved drone
>>1283286Good. Fuck Katja players.
>>1280922Whoever says Katja's skin is good compared to Tsubame, Kenneth and Charlotte is fucking retarded, only got cooler drone. It won't be strange see many people preferring stay with default like Alonso under the same situation.
Half of Irem's English announcer pack voice lines make me want to choke the fucking cat.
>>1283286>>1283329Get some taste faggots, she looks /fa/ as fuck, great skin.
>>1283523t. peak retard
>>1283523There is an easy solution to your problem.
>>1283542It's shit and you're unable to cope with it
>Estelle mains when have to fight against Markus, Xuikai, Hyunwoo and other real tanks alone
>>1283724Just ult away bro.
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/1904>We're aware that Irex and Bestelle are way more popular Widriana so here's a rank emote to help such failure
>>1283872God that Elena emote.
>We pick asassin and tank >Charlotte shitter who spend the whole match giving free kills complains that we don't choice ranged dps
>>1283876Every masterpiece has a cheap copy~
climate changes and effect plants are shit
>>1283876Elena emote looks fat
>-28 rp for getting paired with two irons with literal down syndrome
fairly decent climb day today, will probably hit diamond this weekend with anontachi
>>1283949Shut up or do something useful like show butt, cocksleeve.
>>1283937I don't think i've had a single win with a charlotte on my team yet, maybe a 3rd place. The ult looks like it's only consistently good in comp
>>1283949The only good Chiara emote is this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwH4Fkl1Acc
>>1284136I wonder if it will still be possible to lead the team as a mage with rainy or foggy weather
>>1284163You WILL facecheck all the bushes
>>1284163They are finally bringing back the horror genre.
>>1284136spam it on emiru chat so she will play the game again
>>1284197what the fuckred is not that big
>>1284015>I don't think i've had a single win with a charlotte on my team yet, maybe a 3rd place.Because Charlotte shitters are not aware that pick that character reduces team's source of damage to 2 players and once someone gets down for not bring cosistent help it's probably over or time to retire. Their excuse when you point it? "But I'm just a support and healer." which is hilarious since Leni and Johann are also supports but also helps with annoy the enemy in middle of fights while Charlotte shitters thinks that only heal (equivalent to eat a steak or use Carnivore because average Charlotter shitter it's fucking bad) will be enough while forget the shield or root bubble. I played with more of 20 Charlottes from almost all ranks, the only one consistently good was a silver who admitted that Charlotte wasn't really good to play in all comps and eventually she moved to other characters.
>>1284232A decent player will never play a character that looks that bad.
>>1284078considering how Chiara's self-image is in the deep negatives, if she's laughing at you like you're seen as inferior to her, then that's quite the insultit's like someone who writes sonic fanfiction all day calling you autistic as an insult
>>1284232You've inspired me to play Charlotte thanks
>>1284232>Charlotte smokingThis is hot for some reason.
>>1284199I've been rubbing her boobs to make them grow
>>1284533more
I just hope they'll make dailin the pack skin so that they'll buff her to sell it
>>1284622Eva is the season skin pack though
>>1284758Well then, it's officially over
>>1284622How in the WORLD will they ever top this skin
GAMENIGHTcode valid for 2 hours
>>1284861>not home from work until another 3 more hoursErmm FACK dis eastcoasttimezone/collegestudentwithtoomuchfreetime2win gaem -___-
>>1284863>Anon gets assblasted because of 1500 a-coinEmbarrassing.
>>1284867-___-
>>1284861wtf averse?
>>1284876Looks like he got tired I farm him in norms since NN nerfed Hyejin lmao
>>1284885what? he has not been playing for over half a year
>AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN'T SPAM FEAR WITH -100% CRD ANYMORE
>>1284887I've seen him in some matches with old alts
hyejin as a character is weak rn
>>1284863I always wanted to do it, but these 1 hour codes were the final straw that made me setup wake-on-lan on my PC and remote desktop on my phone. Maybe a bit too much autism for a gook assfaggots mutant, but eh.
>>1284895deserved
Sorry NA, terrorizing normals with my extremely shit Charlotte.
>What am I doing with my life?
>>1284910Anon's now grooming a 30 year old vtuber...
kek
>>1284928luci is like 25
>>1284935ok lucipurr shouldn't you be on stream
NN should return Adriana, Martina and Johann skins after Adina and Haze since they're most affected with korean pp drama, but since devs rarely take good decisions, probably Rio get it first despite having more than others.
>>1284887I missed his NA inhouse custom stream 2 hours ago. Fuck.
>Is there... something in particular you'd like me to paint?
>>1285034So that's where she gets all her yellow paint.
>pick tank>dsp shitter complains that "I don't make damage" despite I get double kills and even saved his sorry ass of a lukenigger in day 5
>>1283523"It's like looking at an animal."
>>1285116"Oh, it's a compliment!"
>Charlotte>Everyone's saint>Chiara>Everyone's cumdump
>Katja last standing's POV in final zone
>>1285224I recently had a game where the last enemy left alive spent a couple of minutes hiding between the buses at the school.
I'm the only who feels that NN backpedalled in details with Eva's summer skin compared to Haze? The devs could have done something like pic related if really wanted it.
>>1284966Give Johann back aieeee
>>1285329she's too old to be dressing like that
>>1285696Nah, Sua it's also old and yet got a improvement of her BS version unlike Eva.
>Summer Eva and Li Dailin A downgrade to previous epic skins
>>1273094For a exclusive season pack skin this leaves much to be desired...
>>1285813spam their emails
Strawberry Blueberry milkshake.
>>1285813the only reason you know this is eva is because it's posted regarding eternal return and you can apply process of elimination to work out who it isotherwise it looks nothing like her at allliterally not a single feature of eva's base likeness is retained here
>>1285936her eyes are very eva to me
>charlottard takes first tree and uses it for the little gay green dress instead of giving it to katjaI think i'm gonna start dodging them too
>>1285797I'm glad that they've moved away from the super generic NCsoft gook art style.
>>1285984didn't you also use to hate katja?
>>1286010No, and i don't even remember anyone else seriously complaining about katja.Charlotte a shit.
Jackie a shit, Leni a shit.Charlotte a best.
I think I just fucking suck at this game, bros. Don't be fooled by those 3rd places, we just ratted around with 5 yellow items across whole team at best. Gold is a faint dream right now.To any EU bros who might've run into me, I have nothing to say except for I'm sorry.
At least Leni do some damage, Charlotte just bring sexual relief as Chiara.
>>1286032>LenoxYou're using a tank that doesn't work like a tank though>inb4 B-But Lenox players are goodMost of them depends of get early items and snowball like a right click + w nigger to win fights, once they met someone in better conditions it's over
>>1286010Katjas have two kinds of players, good o bad, most of Charlottes are just bad.
>>1286032You're on EU. Chances are half of the players you're queueing with are Immortal smurfs.
>>1286032Pick up Johann and just win bwo.
>>1286048I'm just trying to find my niche, I suppose. What sucks is that any success I might find in normals doesn't translate into ranked at all.Might just stick to Pistol Aya at this point, but then again, I can't tell if I'm griefing my teams or not.>>1286055That's disheartening.>>1286060Will give him a shot.
>>1286032>heavy kneepads and myth chest first itemThat is very reliant on your teammates not being complete dingleberries. Even if you're decent at routing and picking your fights that build seems very painful to carry with.If you wanna stick to lenox i'd at least go vampiric and take astro helmet first.
>>1286073Been trying different builds and I'll try vampiric, thanks for suggestion
>>1286099>Average korean doujin in a nutshell
>>1286103you mean japanese
>>1286032Try different characters, game becomes like 100000 times more comfortable if you find a character you enjoy.Also, did you play prev season?
>>1286106Nope, just picked it up couple weeks ago. Although tried it when it was in EA, but my toaster at the time couldn't run it.
>>1286111You really should play more active role to get silver people (at the end of season) to win, I've watched my friend play late season low ranks and people tend to deal no damage.At least it was like that in previous season
>>1286105Deep down they're not too different
>>1286113Late season low ranks is the worst and I feel bad for anyone who has to do that shit solo
>Season 4 pass tier 100 reward>See Haze and Sua summer epic skins>See Dragon Dance and Festive Roar Li Dailin rare skinsNo wonder nobody gives a shit compared to Vanya or even Eva to a lesser degree
>>1286103>>1286105We need to send more black people over there so that they can reenact and produce countless of real homemade cuck porn like us.
>>1286124we were fucking robbed dailinbros
>>1286105>you mean japaneseYou mean Chinese? Japanese and Koreans were all originally Chinese, I hope you never forget that.They will come for you soon enough betrayers.
>>1286204what the fuck
>queue ranked>LITERALLY PAIRED WITH FUCKING IRONS IN A GOLD/PLATINUM MATCH>-80RPFUCK YOU NN
>>1286204kek
>>1286250you have negative RP cost though
>>1286271lose rp because you're playing with literal retards crafting in red zone and jumping with 1/4hp at full health enemies instead of run away it's bullshit
>-100 rpbravo nn, no wonder the playerbase it's fucking small, what next? waste more money in streamers who will play for a while and ditch the shit game again? the mountain of emotes you gave for to this people for free it's a hilarious legacy of your failures
>the mountain of emotes you gave to this people for free it's a hilarious legacy of your failures
>emma>mai>charlottewow this people sure loves don't make damage
>>1286032Get comfortable with a damage dealer character. Team comps are a meme if you're playing with bad player you can't rely them to do shit. If you're a tank or support and your dps don't do damage you're going to lose every time. If you're a dps maybe you can knock a guy or two even if you need to ress your team later. The few extra TKs go a long way if you can survive to top 3.
>>1286365NN are dumb, but it's subhumans who watch streamers are the worst.
https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturngame
ASWQEDZA Valid thru: 10 AM (UTC)
>>1286548SDWUHTWAfor the box, not sure why they decided to split it into codes now
STAAEWQA SDWUHTWAnew codes
>>1286583They forgot to add the grab bag drop in the first one
ASDWQXCZ last one
Sissela Sex
How do I get good? feels like im always squishier than everyone else as well as dealing less dmg
>>1286762Lower weapon mastery? How efficiently are you farming while going from one objective to another?Do you already know what most of the characters do or do you generally unga bunga towards the squishiest looking one?
>>1286791cute desu
>>1286784am still pretty new so my character knowledge isn't that good, I tend to just try n hit my abilities. I try to farm as much as I can once I get my purple tier items while catchin' up with my team.
Sex
>>1286797>while catching up with my teamUnless your teammates are even newer to the game and they just walk past while you're farming without helping then sticking with them is generally better. The game doesn't tell you and it's not on the wiki either, but a good chunk of the mastery gained from kills is shared with the team in a uhhhh about 8 meters radius.
>>1286877oh, didn't know that, that's good to know
>>1286862Cumming deep inside with no condom
>>1286791Gooks are faggots and deserve a nuke.
>>1286791Why do gooks like doing this so much?
>>1287222They're less cucked than the rest
>>1287222honestly I think it's cute
>>1287222an adina onetrick terrorized the KR high elo scene for two seasons straight and no one was good enough at the game to adapt to a single player on a single character despite playing for 16 hours a day every dayso instead they got mad and began drawing adina getting thrown into a wood chipper as though it'd give them their RP back
>>1287276I wish NA was alive enough to play 16 hours a day every day
>>1287278NA could very well play for 16 hours a day instead they play two matches and spend the rest of the time shit talking each other in their discords
>>1287279I hope for a larger playerbase then so I don't need to deal with those kinds of people
>>1287287yeah the game had a larger playerbase and then they all got pushed away
>>1287293Are you talking about solo/duo? I thought the game was dying before they switched to the current setup.
>>1287299nah 1.0the addicts cannot be trusted to not act like autistic manchildren every time they have to play with someone who does not also have 10000+ hours in the game
>>1287293>>1287301Ngl as a new player trying to climb through diamond with these people in 1.0 was awful. If I didn't already have thick skin and a competitive drive from other games then I very well would have just quit. They always sound like they have no fun playing the game with randoms. These people being the "veterans" of the game just spell out that investing your time into it will just result in you being a hard ass jaded retard who's just playing out of sunk time cost at this point.
>>1287274negro...hot...
>>1287117>Cumming deep inside with no condomLewd
>>1287383Holding her tiny hands and thrusting into her
>be tank>dpshitter complains I don't make damage>I get more kills anyways>check results>barely more than me>bronze 4
>katja retard going with 50%hp everywhere>dies in less 1 secon in our first fight fucking iron retard, you made us lose 30 rp, "wah buff katja she's weak" nah the problem is that you're shitter
If you're making less damage than a tank it's time to time to cope and leave ranked
>>1280225>another charlotte and jenny in rankeddodged, for this bullshit stay in norms
>goig permanently with 50% or 75% hp in the whole match>wow why I die so fast in the fights?? NA peak retardation
I think I've reached the point where I fucking ERBS, but keep playing anyway.
>I hit gold finallyThanks to every good and decent player on this journey, and fuck the horde of retards who made me lost more of 400RP doing bullshit like rest in the rest zone or jump at enemies with 1/4HP, also fuck Superior and niggers going with smurfs in low elo, you have no shame and glad that I killed your Sua platinum account
>>1287830red zone*
>>1287830gz anon, enjoy your sadistic elena
>>1287878holy sagger
And yet Sua is bigger
after 400+ games i am still plat idk why i even play anymore
>>1285826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_2Cx911pj4NN could've milked money from the coomers
>>1287909Spite.Or because you're having fun.If it makes you feel better I'm a fake plat who gets carried, even when I went solo last season the only reason I even reached plat was because I rnged into myth+ teammates that were climbing early in the season during that solo only event.
>>1287950I still thinking that something made them fail in this season, I mean just look at Haze >>1285808
>>1287878(1)7 years old body
>>1287878Why are her hands too big? NN fucked up model.
>>1287744I want to fuck Vanya>>1287878Damn, those 17 year old tits
Imagine making another set of beachside skins for your characters and your game is so utterly fucking dead and irrelevant that none of the usual trend-chasing artists bother drawing them with their tits out or anything of the sortThat's why they don't market the game anymoreNo one gives a shit about it lmaooooooooooo
aaaaaaaaThis is such a fucking pain. I might not have time for vidyers rest of this week too.I also don't get these gains>14 TK = 83 RP>10 TK = 97>9 TK 2nd place = 94Feeling ripped off
>>1288245You can do it, you're at the finish line!
>>1288245battlezone kills worth less than normal killskills get more points when it's later in the gameteamwipes worth a lot
>>1288252-15...>>1288265I see
>>1288265I wonder if it's worth to farm weapon mastery in battlezones if you're far behind.
>>1288277what? but you literally cannotwhat are you talking about
>>1288277Uh??
>>1288277>>1288279>>1288301You can in fact gain weapon mastery in battle zones. Just watched a replay of someone gaining 3 weapon masteries just from fighting two teams in a battle zone. Not sure if it's a optimum way of farming tho.
>>1288315you do understand the meaning of the word farming?skirmishing and fighting is not farming
You go into BZs because it's a zero-risk way to gain RP. You can't really farm weapon mastery in Battle Zones due to the time limit, the recent changes to animals in battle zones and the fact that there's a cap on weapon mastery gain inside those zones. NN recently raised the cap but you will still not see anyone getting out of it with 15 or 17 weapon mastery. So BZs sound really good, right? Well, there's only risk to it and that's when more than two teams are present in an active battle zone. Whoever wins walks out with a lot of mastery and a force core. Because of this and the fact that ABCs in Battle Zones are very imbalanced (as 99% of the time the winner is the team that does not fight and actively looks to third party on the safe drone while team A and B fight) you should immediately leave said BZ if you spot a third team entering the zone or, iirc, by taking a look at the red drone while you are inside a BZ and checking if it's primed to explode.
YESMy game crashed before going into post-game screen, but YES. And all it took was a leaver in one team and picking up stragglers after day 3.I shan't terrorize EU any longer.
>>1288245I believe in you bwo, only 2-3 more wins!
>>1288409Thank you, thank you, post above is me.
>>1287830>also fuck Superior and niggers going with smurfs in low elo, you have no shameAre you surprised?Have you seen them talking?
Glad our silver anon bros are making it to goldI would probably kill myself if I had to solo queue climb in this game
>play Elena for the first time>collect rock>"Put this in a snowball for a surprise attack. Just kidding. Kinda."made me chuckle
>>1288480>Likes greasy foodElena is great.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT STOP RANDOMLY DIVING INTO THE ENEMY TEAM WHEN ECHION DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE'S ON THE VERGE OF GOING SUPER SAIYAN FUCKING CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I get that new players aren't good at game mechanics.But shouldn't concepts of "controlled retreat" and "active defense" be like, human nature?Why is it always full commit or full retreat with them?If it weren't normals I'm not sure I'd be able to keep silent in game chat.
made it to plat in 3 days just for that fucking adriana emote god i love adriana so much
>>1288572>plat>3650eh? isn't plat, like, 4k?
>>1288574oh wait, it's diamond, ok im dumb
>>1287878Made for paizuri
>>1288564People are fucking dumb and just want to win To make a comparison, fighting game controls and concepts like frame data (which is more or less just how "fast" your attack is) are enough to make people mentally shut down.Why even consider the pace of the fight and spacing when you could just keep clicking after the enemy?
>>1288808>To make a comparison, fighting game controls and concepts like frame data (which is more or less just how "fast" your attack is) are enough to make people mentally shut down.Weird comparison, because I ALSO have trouble forcing my mind to understand concepts of fighting games because it's opposite to what I'm used to, not hitting people who're on the ground seems absurd to me, but understanding that "if I don't wanna die I have to hold my ground" isn't counterintuitive. I think even dogs IRL understand that.I'm venting in the thread so I don't chimp out at newfags in-game
>>1288816Ironically Tekken has OTG moves, but I get that from a conceptual standpoint at least But you mention guarding which is funny because a handful of modern fighters have added guard buttons which I'd assume is to help players that find it weird you have to walk back/down back to block And yeah, I had to stop grinding the battlepass today after several games of newbies that keep engaging in fights without spending their credits first (like 300-500 fucking credits), or people that simply dive bomb without making any idication of what they're doing. It can get to be a LOT.
>>1288820>I had to stop grinding the battlepass today after several games of newbies that keep engaging in fights without spending their credits first (like 300-500 fucking credits)To that I'm used, it's normal after all so not wanting to bother with anything other than killing animals is alright, but if you're already fighting against other people with your teammates, suiciding yourself just makes you think that person likes sitting in queue, and this is a frequent occurrence.It'll take me a lot of time to get to level 100 in this BP I guess, at least the next one looks like something that is 100% skippable.
>>1288823I don't know what it really takes for someone to organically realize that diving puts you at risk of being focus fired by three people, which can melt you down fucking fast if you don't have any defense skills.I still make the mistake of diving the backline at impromptu times myself, so I get it, but fuck. Getting nearly instagibbed is what reminds me I need to be smarter about how I approach fights.I'm currently level 71 or so on the maid BP, so I can probably make it to 100 if I really put my mind to it. I always end up dropping off mid-season because none of my friends really have the mind to stick with the game. The game really wants you to do your fucking dailies, weeklies don't give you shit.
450 games and still p3 i think i am going mad
>>1288910put your code in for ecliked to seehttps://www.twitch.tv/eklisped
>>1288916surely this is not real?that's a thong
>>1288916Should've been a micro bikini.
>>1288925Don't post tw*tch
>>1288952he's reviewing replaysyou gonna learn if you are stuck
>>1288916
>>1288960Now that's what I like to see.
>>1288954He's one-trick nigger that seethe like a retard everytime is proved wrong and dodge certain characters despite shit claims like "you can win with any comp lol"
>>1288942NN should make micro bikini Sissela in the next season
retards have to stop trying to revive and go to safe zone. the amount of retards that still doing it in low elo and plat-myth is fucking mind boggling.
>>1289066he's immo and you are notyour point is?
>>1286530Let's be honest, NN has been stupid with think for years that advertisement = get a streamer, those niggers will only play a couple of sessions and then fuck off once they got enough gibs, even the guys of genshit chinkpact and pedo archive were smarter about invest the budget in videoclips with the characters and actual in-game content
>>1289147>B-But he's immoI'm also immo and the point stands, bronze 4 cock sucker
>>1289153
I simply won't watch Eklipse because his mic sounds like it came from 2002. The audio quality is fucking 96p.
>>1289160truethis reason is acceptable
>>1289157>Generic anime smug>Unable to cope
Besides mic quality, I'm not sure if it's just MOBA in general but when I did see him review a VOD it did not seem to be so much of a "review" but him just clowning on whatever happened. Granted, the person requesting that VOD review wasn't probably doing so out of "here's a VOD pls provide advice" but rather "I just had this terrible game please look at my retard teammates and laugh at them to help validate that my loss was 100% their fault". There wasn't really anything constructive to learn from the review.
Feeling cute, might queue and derank shitters later
>>1289165nah, fake
I accept your concession
>>1289147You're SEA/SABrownOnly brown people think that's an argument
Daily reminder Superior went to cry to discord after a group of spic diamonds sent him back to the lobby a month ago
>>1289147Imagine being an ecelebfaggot, kys.
>>1289165>Generic anime smugI'll rape youIt's non-generic anime smug
>>1289087Should give Leni a micro bikini too.
>Season 4 in one week>Nobody gives a shit about Li Dailin compared to Vanya and Evalmao
>>1289193I like the panda, wish it could be used with other skins too
>>1289179base SA
>>1289147embarrassing poststay in your discord
>>1288960he's just like me fr
>>1289157rape
Do I need to exchange all my maid tokens before the expiration date?
>>1289359yes
>>1289362I see. Thanks!
>>12891471) no one gives a fuck about you, your single defining trait is playing some directionless anime MOBA for an unhealthy amount of time and still having nothing tangible to show for itOR2) going out of your way to defend your idol on 4chan is possibly one of the most pathetic things you could ever be doing as some doomed attempt to "prove" your "loyalty" to himeither way kill yourself
>>1289370kill yourself I don't even follow eclkipsed I told a plat3 hard stuck to try submitting his replay so he can get pointersliterally any fucking warm corpse can give him advices
>>1289381yeah sure buddy i'll believe you, thousands won'tdesu if he wants some advice here's mineplay a different gamehe'll end up in the same matches whether he's plat or myth
>>1289303How to get petite racer tomboy gf?
>>1289391be as equally depressed as her
>>1289411Only Silvia, Hyunwoo, Bernice and someone else I forgot his name right now doesn't enjoy kill, the rest are pure degenerates who like it and/or feels complete indiference.
>>1289359Yes, they're gone forever after expiration
I finally played enough to get to gold this season. We're still working on the consistent skill part though. I feel like I at least need to be good enough to 2v1 sometimes
>>1289411>that feel when Hyunwoo will sometimes kill himself after killing other test subjects
>>1289411>The only reason she continues to live her life is to experience more pleasures.>Be careful when she becomes submissive. Fun is usually the first thing in her mind that drives her. But when she can't find a 'reason to act,' she just does whatever other people ask of her rather than following her own will.I can help her with that.
I heard that summer Vanya was moved to tier 80 in the battle since nobody cares about Li Dailin (lol), it's true?
>>1289731go eat dog food
>>1289731Where did all the Adina players go, I barely see her anymore
Why do Katjas always suck?
>>1289776Character design that attracts idiots.
>>1289776There's no decent Katjas, they're good or bad, and you got the later
>Check discord>Newfags who started 2 weeks ago and barely knows play a characters looking to reach gold like a magic trickNow I understand why there's so many retard shitters lately
>>1290124What did you expect a week before season ends? Anyone who gave any degree of shit reached their desired rank months ago.
>>1289776Katja is popular, and is pretty weak in these last 2 patches since they buffed divers. It's not rocket science.
>>1290132Don't expect much but a bit of common sense and brain, I've seen people in discord who never played ER or any MOBA, yet they expect reach some high tier on ranked in just some days? That's peak retard delusion
>>1290210>Katja>WeakNo, her role it's being a glass canon, go pick another character if you're bad with her
>>1290246>Katja is weak against divers>NO SHE IS A GLASS CANNONAre you american by any chance?
>>1290278>I'm shit as KatjaSeems like is another case of skill issue
>>1290284>I'm shit at readingSeems like is another case of skill issue
>Kektjas unable to cope anyone but shit characters like Chiara or Charlotte can break their fragile asses once they're not out of reach anymore
>Backliners unable to cope anyone but shit characters like Chiara or Charlotte can break their fragile asses once they're not out of reach anymore
>>1290356Sex
Breed
How much self-inflicted torture would I have to put myself through to get from iron to gold in a week? I did not realize the aren't placement matches despite playing for a while now.
>iron to gold>in a weeknoob peak delusion
>>1290926Just likewin games
>>1290931Yeah I'm fucked. Really thought I'd be able to last minute shit placing in bronze or silver.
>normal queuegame works fine>rank queueblack screen. 0/2 this week. at least im getting low elo players.
>>1290931I went from Iron to Gold in a week, and another two weeks to get to Diamond more yesterday because I was lazy and not grinding 24/7 anymore. It's not that hard compared to something like Challenger in League.
>>1290951>I went from Iron to Gold in a weeAs old player or noob getting carried? I met silvers and golds who still doing shit like craft in the red zone
>>1290926Spam Vanya and cruise through silver.
>>1287828same
>>1290968Completely new player that got introduced to this game through a friend. And no, I did not get duo queue help from them, I solo queued all the way to gold and diamond. It's possible, it's just a matter of how many games you can cram in. I hit Diamond at the 330 mark.
>>1291084But you know about MOBA, ranked has literal retards who jump at enemies with 1/4hp
>queue ranked>teammate picks charlotte >-28rp
>queue ranked >gold/platinum lobby including myself>the system put me with two fucking iron 4what kind of shit "balance" in this shit?
Why the FUCK do I have to wait 5 months for her?
>>1291145Why not, if she's shit you're gonna ditch it for another character anyways lol
>>1291146I've been masturbating to Summer Sua (and Sua in general) for the last year or so, but this character appeals to my 2007 self. I NEED HER.
>>1291147You're not very different of Karla coomers who spent time annoying with her just to forget it once the character ended up being shit and less popular than Martina of all people
>>1291149Karla whoMartina who>coomersBro, this is an anime game. It wouldn't be remotely as popular (>popular) if it didn't have all kinds of anime girls in it.
>>1291150I wonder how you will cope if Garnet who happens btw
>"Epic skin for Li Dailin when, NN?!"It didn't age well lol
>>1291149>>1291151I almost had a stroke reading what you typed.
Reminder everyone stopped to give a shit about Estelle until NN did the Bianca cosplay skin
The Japanese DS Yuki twitch streamer is really determined to reach immortal again this season.
>>1291177they are doing it
>gay AI
Sexssela
I cant believe we're turning into /lolg/ with all the waifu-posts, except 10 times deader
>>1291429SEAniggers cannot contain themselves even irl, don't expect them to do better online
>>1290926took me 3 days, 60 games from iron to gold. Could have been less but a fair amount were quick losses, RP loss is minimum so you just keep climbing
>>1291177He's a Beater
>>1291429just like the game itself reallyNN's fault for pussying out and not making the seaside chiara skin barefootif you're silently begging the trend-chasers to draw art of your game again, do it properlyeven that slop rail shooter gacha went after the steppies audience
>>1291429At least there are no troons erping if you ignore the Chiaraposter.
>>1291722What do you mean by>YWNBCanon? That's awfully rude. The Lord taught us to be kind to each other, what made you forsake that and walk down the path of sin?
She jobbed to a ninaless Chloe, unbelievable
>>1291729when you're a character with 2286/85 defences, lagging for a couple seconds means you die to pretty much anything
>>1291729How can Chiara even compete? The size difference is too much, she can't win.
>>1291739she can't, that's why she got buffed thirteen times in a row
This is your reminder that if you think Charlotte is bad you're probably shit at the game.t. D1 player who exclusively plays in immortal lobbies (get me out NA matchmaking is fucked)
>>1291781Post feet or you are a bot.
>>1291781Charlotte is shit>inb4 B-But she's good I swear *carried by Sua*lollmao even
>>1291729Don't fuck with a momma bear.
>Should I draw Wilson on this box?
>>1291917Yes.
>>1291722>erpingHow is"me wanna fug thing" different from ERPit IS single player ERP
Chiara Cumdump
>>1291781Heh
>>1291781I think she has matchups/situations where she's extremely good to the point where counterplay is hard, but outside of that she's -1 teammate. Which is probably why her avg stats are so bad, but you see her in ERM more often than say, Johann.
>Underwold Haze will return soon
>>1292073My cumdump
