Private investigators get fucked
>>61541716switchblades are illegal anon
>>61541725Beat it, toots.
>>61541725not in Arizona
Needs to be lucky strikes
The streets ain't what they used to be.
I'm a detective. I can tell you it's not all that glamorous anymore. The guys I worked under were the guys who worked under this. Shit was wild back then
>>61541716Taurus pt92 or two norinco tokarevs.No one in hongkong is safe not even other detectives
>>61543858Fuck, I've been looking for an original Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs in vintage stores the past year and can't find shit I found a Marty Robbins Greatest Hits vinyl a couple times but can't find an actual album. Might just give up and bid on ebay but I kinda like the search.
>>61543151I’m pretty curious. What changed?
>>61543189>no ruger gp100tequila weeps
>>61543918so this is actually a new anniversary print they did, hence the additional 75 included. I found it at a mall in Dallas. But here is an original for sale on discogshttps://www.discogs.com/release/4245794-Marty-Robbins-Gunfighter-Ballads-And-Trail-Songs
>>61543151>>61544005No longer able to beat a Confession out of a suspect and plant evidence
Get this hot head out of here
>>61541725man, i wanted to breed her soo badthat episode where they made a cast of her asstime flies, shes almost 50 now
>>61544028I'm glad someone got the reference also yeah I should have included that one.
>>61544214>time flies, shes almost 50 nowstill would
>>61544005Facebook stalking is a big part of it now
>>61541716>>61542946Stay safe gents
>>61546887Want to even more now fukken M I L F
>>61541716It's disgusting that a police officer should know how to use a weapon like that
>>61547106Watch your back jack
You have not done much detective work have u anon.
>>61541725why?
>>61547481
>>61541725tf is this image made by an AI or some shit?
>>61541716>>61542946>>61543858>>61544055>>61547160Tyler grip chads, I bow.
>>61547481>>61547536 >I have 2 guns. One gun is a gun>My other gun is my penis>I have liver sclerosis >Damn elves, bet they had something to do with this
>>61541725>switchblades are illegal anonin whatever gay state you live in, maybe
>>61549059That actually sounds like something Kerouac might write
>70s/80s detective or private detective>get in shoot outs with your snub against guys with mac 10s and ww 2 german guns>100 yrd 1 shot stops with lead round nosefucking based.
>>61541765Camel Straights are superior
>>61549191Sheet nigga I forgor to corp>pepehands
>>61549194Heavens mercy.>She walked through my door like a tigress walks into a Burmese orphanage — strawberry blonde and had legs for hours. No dame her age could afford a coat like that, and the kinda makeup she had on gave me a pretty good idea how she got it she had bad news written on her like October of '29
slingshot and a pack of Chupa Chups
>>61547142
>>61541716That’s the last straw! Youve got you own personal feelings too wrapped up in this mess! Your outta control! I’m taking you off the case! Give me your badge, keep your gun. You’re gonna need it
>>61541716I bet your also a homosexual you fucking fink.
>>61549804Oh he’s a real Nancyboy, that one.
>>61549067You assume anyone gives a shit. Given the shitty self defense laws in my state im probably better off just blowing an attacker into last week and walking.All that taking away self defense laws does is turn everyone into a criminal and at this point after the covid bs I don't really give a fuck might as well go down in a hail off lead if it comes to it.
>>61541716>Private investigators get fucked>Posts non-police gearProjection from a fake detective, as usual
>>61544005>I’m pretty curious. What changed?About two-thirds of modern detective work is checking a suspect's social media since it's hot shit to post your own evidence against yourself nowadays. Jan 6th is a prime example. Immediatly after breaking and entering the crowd wasn't sure what to do so they just started posing for Tiktoks.t. Plucked dozens of perps out of their beds after they filmed themselves committing crimes at various lockdown riots
>>61550060They don’t even do the work themselves. There are tools for that. Imagine an excel spreadsheet where everything is filled in for you and you’re basically just painting by numbers by filling in blanks that are their own search query bars.
>>61542946What is bottom right? A dick shaped monkey's fist?
>>61550126a blackjack
>>61550126>sees a blackjack/billy>first thing he thinks about is dicksYou some kinda fairy or something?
>>61550126Buck breaking tool
>>61542946>NightcapEven the Peterson version is still tasty as fuck.
>>61550105Funny thing, my dept tried to introduce AI into the process of writing police reports to ease the paperwork.To give you anons some context, police reports are a pretty big fucking deal. In a court of law they are used as evidence and where I live rozzers can get some pretty nasty sentences for falsifying information in them. Its because of this that you begin every sentence in them with "I saw/heard/smelled/felt/etc ", that way you're presenting events as how you witnessed them, rather than an undisputable fact that a lawyer will tear apart.Having said that, the chief wanted faster reports and AI was 100% the solution to all our problems. We got one that translates moving images to text and let it get to work on a high end clothing store robbery. The results we got were allong the lines of:>I saw that person A had 14 fingers >I saw that persons A and B were lighting off fireworks (They were shooting at eachother)>I saw that person B escaped into the ground (Collapsed from gunshot wounds)>I saw that Sorry but due to terms of service I am not allowed to glorify violence>I saw that several people observed the commotion (Mannequins)
>>61550267>my dept tried to introduce AI into the process of writing police reports to ease the paperwork.do you understand how absolutely bad this is?
>>61550276>do you understand how absolutely bad this is?The rest of my post should give a clue that yes, yes I do
>>61541765Are these still sold?
>>61551777Is Google down?
>>61542946>>61550214Based pipe enjoyers. I like Nightcap, my go to is Old Dark Fired however. Try it if you like burleys.
>>61551777I still see em around
>>61547499Bump for this, it seems like an old holdover law thats entirely bullshit in the modern age. Like banning num-chuks or riding your jackass backwards on a Sunday after high noon.
>>61554296Pretty much is. Knife Rights has been lobbying and filing suits to change law and been fairly successful at it. Arizona made them legal in 2011, Texas in 2020, and others.
>>61551777Yes.
Ever since I was a kid and I saw an Astra pistol in a pawn shop somewhere, I always thought it would be cool if there was a noir detective who carried one. Maybe he fought in a militia in Spain or something.I've started writing one a few times, but I always get bored and throw it out before the dame walks in looking like trouble.
>>61544214>the breast expansion episode
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>>61546887>>61547115She's like Salma Hayek for me. Timeless want.
>>61550191Can anyone recommend a good place to get a blackjack or a sap?
I've only heard they're shitty, but I wanted to buy a Charter Arms Bulldog after seeing Manhunter.
>>61555181Ya wanna see a black jack and a sap, look in a mirror, mac
2019 detective
>>61555478unsupervised vice cop in new orleans loadout?
>>61555049>Salma HayekEternal sexo, only one who's aged better is Halle Berry.
>>61555553God I love herI watched that godawful Muppets Most Wanted movie twice because it has Salma Hayek in a spandex bodysuit in it
>>61554282>fitzed taurusholy based
>>61547497>Flipping through your notebook you left in roll call only to find someone drew a huge cock on the next blank page. >>61549067Kek, easier to buy a SBS online than an auto knife. >>61550034>Be me, on fugitive task force>Look up homicide suspect >No privacy restrictions and location services enabled for posts >Remember a senior guy who said “we don’t catch the smart ones.”
>>61555181Foster Brothers make the best ones, but they mostly do drops on Faceback rather than taking orders. If you want one, you also have to be faster than a horde of boomers who are sitting there waiting to snatch them the moment they're posted. FB Group is "Foster Impact Devices" if you're patient.D3 Protection also does good work.https://www.d3protection.com/
>>61555642>we don't catch the smart onesWas talking with another anon once that put it similarly. Said 9/10 criminals lack any ability to plan beyond I want that thing, I am going to take that thing. The 1/10 that have the ability to look further ahead than that are some of the scariest motherfuckers you will ever meet.
>>61555799Thanks Anon.
>>61541716Those disgusting camel cigs are more lethal than anything else in that pic. Smoke M blues.
>>61554954>when that two-bit reporter accuses you interfering with police work
>>61555392Got his ass
>>61555799What’s that knife?
>>61550048Can the backtalk, Nancy, or I'll play you the five finger symphony. A little chin music, to be precise.
>>61547789What makes these desirable?, don't know much about revolvers
>>61555624
>>61558974Increases grip circumference in the one area that doesn't impact concealability.
>>61559118
>>61541725I live in one of the gayest CCW states, and if you have a CCW they make no distinction on the weapon. CCW makes carrying a switchblade legal. Check your local laws.
I need to take a better pic with some ammo, handcuffs, t grip, holsters, that kinda stuff, but I misplaced my sap and need to find it
>>61559581>I misplaced my sap
>>61550214>>61553600>>61542946Peterson took over the old Dunhill blends? Fucking based, I haven't touched a pipe catalog in years and am still smoking my old stash. This is great news though, Dunhill EMP was my go to for years.
I really need to get some more old timey detective stuff
Chinatown 1974Cry Danger 1951Dead Reckoning 1947Farewell, My Lovely 1975His Kind of Woman 1951I Wake Up Screaming 1941Kiss Me Deadly 1955Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye 1950Laura 1944Le Deuxième Souffle 1966Le Doulos 1963Le Samouraï 1967Murder My Sweet 1944Out of the Past 1947Panique 1946Pickup on South Street 1953Ride the Pink Horse 1947The Asphalt Jungle 1950The Big Heat 1953The Big Sleep (pre release)The Killers 1946The Killing 1956The Maltese Falcon 1941This Gun for Hire 1942To Have and Have Not 1944Where the Sidewalk Ends 1950
>>61560652Add Onions Green to that list if you like dystopian future detective moviesLA Confidential if you like newer movies that take place in the past
>>61551777yes, even the filterless soft-pack ones, but they're more expensive than the filtered ones
>>61555181I carry a celtic slammer made with a 1.25 inch ball bearing. I got mine off a paracord guy on etsy, but you could probably get it cheaper on ebay.Get one with a thick braided handle and you'll have something more concealable than a sap with the same function.
>>61546887She's 50 and SINGLE. Which means she's insane and/or insufferable to be around.
>>61561077>"This is my lucky gun, I haven't been shot in almost 5 years!"
>>61561128
>>61560528Those Rock Islands work damn well for the price
>>61561157They really are, i'm very happy with the purchases
>>61558327>What’s that knife?Custom reproduction of a highbinder/river pirate/hudiedao knife by JW Bensinger. It's a fighting knife pattern from Southern China that came to the US via Chinese immigrants. It was popular with Chinese gangsters and used in the Tong Wars, the gang wars that took place in various Chinatowns throughout the country. Pretty interesting time period since you saw kung fu weapons used alongside early modern firearms.
>>61561232>>61561157For the same price you can get a US-made Thompson/Auto Ordnance GI style 1911 but the RIAs aren't bad for being an import.https://www.auto-ordnance.com/auto-ordnance-1911a1-pistol/
>>61549804What is this pic’s purpose? Two guns surrounded by random tools don’t make you a detective
>>61562870He's an insecure closet case trying to prove he's a man to strangers on the internet by proving that he owns a Harbor Freight crescent wrench and two paychecks' worth of guns
>>61562870it was a 4AM low effort shitpost of stuff that was close to hand. I guess if you wanna give it a genre or something its the opposite of detective loadout, it's mook loadout.
>>61562914Lol, Lmao even.
Gotta have a backup
love gatslove galslove gamssimple as
>>61543858>>61543918Found mine in a thrift store literally the other day for $5. Still can’t believe it.
>>61549804>>61550028A certified sugar foot
>>61555219Bladerunner as well
Watching Archer Dreamland right nowFucking shitty, but it had two funny jokes in it
>>61544055Are we model 10 posting? This is mine, couldn't find a good picture off it so I'm settling for this one.
>>61541716hey, i got that knife, but in the form of a spoon
>>61569595If you sharpen a spoon is it then a knife?
>>61569595What is a spoon but a dull knife. You just need to apply more force and youre good.
>>61547497Anon's over here about to find those blue's clues with his handy-dandy notebook!
>>61571596
>>61569595I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
>>61541716Camel nonfilters have a distinctly chemical aftertaste. Lucky strikes are a good nonfilter, definitely smoother. The body on em can be a bit rough. Personally my favorite cigarette is Pall Malls nonfilters. Everything else they make is hot steaming smoking trash, but the straights are the smoothest, best tasting cigarette I've ever had. It's the flavor you imagine when you bust open a fresh bag of levi garrett.
The time for talk was long gone, it was time to read
>>61541716That brings me back to my first gun mag.
>>61559581update, i found my saps. Made the one on the left, but I want to get around to make another with a wider bell at the bottom and an a flat spring in the handle
>>61549212love that Dan, picking this one up soon. Want to get a 4" barrel too
fellas in trench coatsNeed to take a pic of my set up. Got a pipe, long coat, and this revolver.
>>61553600I prefer vieginias so Old Gowrie or Full Virginia Flake. Dark fired is good as well. >>61559784Yes, some people say it went to shit but to be honest, if you load two pipes, one with Dunhill and one with Peterson I wouldn't know the difference. EMP is great too. Basically any english blend will give me orgasm.
>>61577925Nice wheelgun, looks just like my 586, but mine's not ribbed for my pleasure
>>61555799I'm loving that Chinese river pirate knife.
>>61580091Thank you. It's a wicked cutter for its size. For all their faults, the Chinese are really good at making blades that cut extremely well. Or at least were before industrialization.
Thread musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfAtKwXDyf4
time for some /v/ shillinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeB4veq5IRI
>>61584362>Shadows of Doubttakes place in analternate historythat diverges from the real world in the year 1610:Henry IV of Franceis not assassinated, allowing English inventorWilliam Lee'sknitting machineto spur an early industrial revolution in France. Consequently, theJacobite rising of 1745prevails in England andCharles Edward Stuartis crowned King Charles III, leading to lasting peace between the two countries and the subsequent formation of anAnglo-French EmpireunderLouis XVI, which in turn quells theAmerican Revolutionin 1776. The Empire is torn apart by rebellions during theMustardWar from 1891 to 1901, and then reorganized into the democratic United Atlantic States in 1902, which enshrinescorporate personhoodinto law in order to rebuild its economy. In 1965, Starch Kola, the world's oldest megacorporation, is elected President of the UAS and replaces local police forces with the privatized Starch Kola Enforcers.>The current year is 1979, and the player is a citizen of the UAS. Due to hyper-industrialization, radioactive fallout from the Mustard War, and rising sea levels caused by global warming, most people live and work in cramped, smog-shrouded cities isolated by the toxic water. Every UAS citizen dreams of attaining the lofty social credit score necessary to retire to The Fields, an exclusive district purportedly located in one of the last unsullied regions. As a former police officer, the player has the skills and tools to take on freelance investigation work. Since the Enforcers are spread thin, willing citizens are permitted to investigate murders, catalog evidence, and arrest criminals in exchange for cash and social credit score promotions. The catch is that successfully solving a murder as a freelancer often involves bending or even breaking the law.Why can't it just be normal instead of this retarded shit
>>61585786And how come every time I copy paste from Wikipedia it gets all fucked up
>>61543151whats the pay like compared to the workload?
>>61541765Wish they still sold the unfiltered
>>61543918My advice is to hold out for a VG++ six-eye. I found one in amongst a lot of eBay. Bought six Marty records for a good price and got lucky with that one.
>>61560696>Onions Greenkek
>>61590134cant say S oy lent Green on here apparently
>>61590188yes, onions has been filtered for like 7 years now. Youre not new, are you?
>>61590394no but i never fucking say it
>>61590403>noYes. There's no way in hell anyone could be oblivious to massive influxes of newfags spamming normie memes to the degree that they become almost universally wordfiltered.
>>61590591ive been here since like 2009, sorry i dont pay attention to all the random filters that come and go
>>61541716PIs make sure insurance Companies dont get gypped by wagie scum and divorced women can still see their kids. Please take this into account before you disparage us again
>>61590614
>>61590614The Voight-Kampff test:1. What is this rifle called?2. What would you say if I told you I wanted to put plastic furniture on it?
>>61590690doubt all you want>>61590750mosin nagant. id say dont do it but at the end of the day its yours
>>61541725My myth has been busted if you catch my drift.
>>61590794NGMI
>>61590794DECKARDGET THE BLASTER
>>61590797I think i do. youre saying your penis is imaginary
>>61590794
>>61590858>>61590862
>>61550126>He's never heard of a blackjack
>>61590888What would you say if you swallowed a uranium bullet?What is Willis' last name?What insect did that one tripfag try to weaponize ?
>>61591021i dont think you understand how little i care or pay attention to the culture here
>>61591049You are not an oldfag, especially if you don't know >>61590750, which fucking permeated the board for like a decadeLurk moar faggot
>>61591227nope, been here for a while. Dont really care what you say about it
>>61546887i fucked a 53 year old last year and it was honestly cash. ben franklin was right about plowing the old meat fellas
>>61591253Yeah, but he was talking about old women
>>61583089Should I play LA Noire again, or should I just listen to the soundtrack because the game isn't as good as I remember it?
You Gaijin are alright.
>>61560652For some reason I'd never seen Chinatown before, and I watched it for the first timeMeh. It's okay. Kinda funny how it ends with a rapist getting off scot free.
>>61591636Play The Saboteur. It's only $5 on Steam and GOG.
>>61541725The only myth she busted was in her Latina pussy
>>61560652a local theater is actually showing the asphalt jungle later this month I think I'll check it out
>>61591725No fucking way she is a Latina, there’s no possible way
If we’re talking good detective novels, what are your guys favorites?The L.A. Quartet are some of the best books I’ve ever read.The Big Nowhere is the most insane novel I’ve ever read. First thing that I read that made my heart race.James Ellroy is one of the most based men alive.
>>61543151Any good stories? Either yours or the detectives you’ve worked with?
>>61543151What kind of area you work in? Small town? Big city?
Bump (off)
>>61592997That's because she isn't.
>>61597916Glanced at the thumbnail and thought it was Rose of Versailles cosplay
>>61591636if its been a very long time and you dont remember how any of the individual cases go then its a fun replay. also i got the complete edition that had like 4 DLC cases and theyre theyre better than the rest of the game
>>61544062beret over the left eye??
>>61600530I remember the DLC cases as sucking and interrupting the flow and being cut for a reason
>>61600915I guess as far as the whole narrative goes they were a bit jarring, but taken on their own merits they were way more well crafted and refined than the base game cases.
>>61590750"moist nugget" and "bubba no"?
>>61541716
>>61601993Close, but no cigar. Back to l3ddit you go.
>>61601993Garbage rod cursed
>>61601993I was looking for "NYET, RIFLE IS FINE", but I'll take it>>61603118Fuck off zoomer
>>61604251Looking for specific memes in an ocean of memes, that's an impossible test to pass
>>61604550"Moist Nugget" is absolutely not specific, literally everyone who was here when he claimed he was posting would recognize itIt'd be like if I said "You're a big guy" and you said "Yes I am"
>>61604805For you
>>61605147
>>61563222ChekdIt was a nice pic anon, I saved.
>>61604805people dont even call it that anymore. the nugget meme died when the prices went up. sorry your autism is stonger than mine anon
>>61608602>people dont even call it that anymoreNo shit, you literal fucking retard, that was the entire point of the testPeople don't say it now, but they said it a lot then, so if you're an oldfag, you'd recognize it, and if you're a newfag, you wouldn'tThey should start putting tards in insane asylums again
>>61608736awww is the terminally online autist upset someone didnt pass his meme test :'(dont eat the brownies next time ya dummy
I smoked my last cigar, not going to set up some whiskey just for this.
It's like 90 degrees out
>>61608772That's the effort we expect from ruger enjoyers
>>61608736Buddy, we're here, this is the asylum
>>61610248I like low expectations.
>>61610293They are the best
>>61609527i can just see the disgusting skinnyfat physique underneath that shirt
>two retards fighting about who is the oldest fag in a thread about fedoras and .38 snub nosesmakes sense
>>61610717It's not THAT disgusting
>>61612012ew. just do 30 minutes of calisthenics each day and youll look fine.
>>61608772I like, What grips are these?
what would be the modern equivalent to a chiefs special?
>>61613151https://grips4u.net/category/pistol-grips/ruger/ruger-sp-101/
>>61612012Shave and put on some girly clothes and you'll be fuckable for someone.
>>61591647based jap
>>61549804>GI who slipped through a vortex and is now isekai'd as a gumshoeBeeman's is good shit though.
>>61613230Based on what I’ve seen office cops carry, probably either the Glock 43 or 43x.
>>61613141>>61613282No, I think I'll continue occasionally lifting boxes at work and sprinting across the parking lot during break and pulling girls who I subconsciously remind of their fathers
>>61547481>>61547536Extremely based Tracer Bullet poster.
>>61550267I would pay a great deal of money to watch competent counsel tear into an AI generated police report.
>>61560652This is a bit of a left turn, but the True Vault Escapades podcast slaps. It’s a fallout themed hard boiled detective stories.
>>61562723>TUMMY
>>61566860
>>61573281Fucking kek, lost
>>61613709So you're a neurotic post ironic self hating nigger worshipping cancer on this cursed earth?
>>61613805
>>61612012breedable hips
>>61612012disgusting, and completely unnecessary to post
>>61616301I know, you should post a pic of you wearing a gun loincloth to, that'll show me
Any M206 owners want to let me know if my current craving is a bad idea?
>>61616574Buy a Taurus 856 instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c4syC-sLl4
Get an SP101 and be done with it.
>>61616773Ain't watching that shit, faggot
>>61619313You'll shoot your arm off with that, buddy!
