Reminder, /ck/ is having a cookout on June 1st at a public park on lake Grapevine!If you are in DFW come. What you could bring:1. Prepackaged chips, cookies, and brownies2. Charcoal3. meat for grilling4. a comfy camping chair5. a sportsball to play catch with6. Fishin pole and live or fake bait to go fishin in the lake7. boombox so we can listen to Classical Music WRR 101.1 FM to keep the event desirable8. a boat if you have one9. prepackaged side dish10. your own grill if you'd like11. a bicycle so that everyone from /n/ can admire it12. your car so that everyone from /o/ can criticize it13. a deck of cards, a chess set, or checkers14. a notebook to get everyone's number so that you can have new frens to call15. a whistle incase you want to referee the basketball/football game that breaks out.16. A nametag for yourself and the potluck dish that you brought so that people know who to sue if they eat your /k/um brownies17. An Iron skillet or other pan to cook omelets on.18 Paper plates, plastic forks, and other cutlery
Stop trying to make your gay offline meetup shit happen, OP. Nobody wants to have buttsex with you in a public park.
>>20495625What state? I can bring vitamin C supplements and we can all megadose.
>>20495653It says TX in the OP pic dingdong
>>20495660Thanks, I can't come to Texas but I hope you guys try vitamin C megadosing.
Damn, if it wasn't so far away I would actually consider going. /ck/ is one of the only few boards that still had mild quality control, stays on topic, is genuinely funny and didn't just become /pol/ lite. If this happens, hope you have fun, frens
>>20495625i got the weed and bong bro
>>20495625inb4 someone prints out 100 Coinslots and puts them all over the park the night before
>i got the weed and bong bro
>>20495629Do it, faggot.
>>20495677>frensforced meme
>>20495681DUDE
>>20495689>CLEAN IT UP, RANGIE
>>20495625but I live in europe
>>20495758The organizer will have a laptop with a camera, look for the Zoom link and you can join remotely.
>>20495767so I can watch you all eat and have fun? fuck you!
DFW is a fucking hellhole and I wouldn't ever have visited it if it wasn't for the eclipse. Have fun in your flat, boring, highwayed to fuck shithole Texgers.
>>20495625This is so wholesome. I hope it's a big success.
i'll bring the *snicker*...muffins...
I would totally come if you had one in my cunt in Europe
I'll bring a lil Bluetooth speaker and a couple chairs. No job at the moment, so that'll have to do. Can't afford to spare my half loaf of bread, and I don't think it'd find much favor anyway lol>>20495768What do you want, a fucking plane ticket?
>>20495945No need, the public grills already have the, uh, "stuff" that you're looking for...
>>20495625Open carrying a pistol is cool and all but open carrying a bottle of Tabasco and a Steelie is a power move.
>>20495974whatd this girl do again eat shit or something? i forget
>>20495690boring faggot
I live like 300 yards from grapevine lake lmao But the lake is big what part
>>20496038I didn't read the Pic. I'm like a 5 minute walk from Katie's woods looool
Are off duty cops welcome?
>>20495625I'm right by there and might be in, but unfortunately I'll be in fucking St. Louis that day. Pray for me, anons.
>>20496055maybe, but there will definitely be a lot of on duty cops there at some point
Tempting. If only for the memes.
>>20496090That seems cheap, are flights out of Canada usually cheap?
>>20496041I'll meet you there. My name is Roderick, but I go by Rick. I'm mixed race male, 6'2", short black hair, 2nd year med student at TCOM and can cook brisket and bake a blueberry pie. Hope to meet frens there. No need for hate and ugliness in this world, we're all in it to better ourselves and those around us!
^ fed
>>20496095Escaping Canada to the states? Yes. In Canada? Hell. That is really cheap. Honestly I've been dreaming about just taking a flight to another country hanging out for a few days and coming back.
>>20496110if there is alot of melanin when I get there I am doing 360 and walk away
>>20495974With those grills in public parks it's best to add some cleaning supplies to OPs list. brushes not metal bristles, the metal bristles can leave metal things that have killed people. You might be best off bringing some portable grill.
I'll bring the deenz, you bring an appetite
ill bring the four lokos and steel reserve
ill bring the lube
>>20496142ThisWhether beans, nigs or mystery meat
>>20495625is /k/ bringing the brownies?
Surely I'm invited too seeing as how all boards belong to /pol/ now.t. /pol/ack
>>20495625what kind of meat should i bring?
>>20496055I assume there will be a few FBI agents there.
>>20495625>does a meetup for a NA board in bum fuck nowhere Texas. Bro at least make an effort, find a park in Austin or Dallas or some shit. I can't go either way since I am a leaf and Texas food makes me depressed since it is so much better than Toronto.
>>20496142Don't worry /pol/ and /vt/ aren't invited
>>20496340Do you not know what DFW stands for?
>>20496355He’s a fake Texan
>>20496018Weedfags are the most boring fuckers imaginable.
>>20496041You type like a tranny. Don't come.
>>20496255>>20496351Oh so it's a meetup for the outsider """"4chan"""" tourists
>>20495625
>>20496426no one’s telling you to smoke if you don’t want to
>>20495664Is there some sort of high you get from ingesting lots of vitamin C?
>>20496447Yes anon, the CIA wants you to come to a park to talk with the cookbros as a psyop to get at your cheese pizza recipe hoard (59tb)
>>20496531No one's telling you to mention that you totally dude weed lmao, faggot. Go have a hit then sit quietly in the corner like your boring asses always do.
>>20496628Did a pot smoking Chad steal your gf?
>>20496351The OP was posted on /pol/. Just stop being brown so others can enjoy themselves.
>>20496628Who owes you entertainment? You sound insanely feminine, but will never be a woman.
Might just stop by and bring one of my leftover box of MREs because i'm not touching a single fucking thing from you guys.
>>20496428You aren't going to know who I am anyway dumb ass
>>20496667Please share an MRE with me I haven't had one before
>>20496673You don't pass. You'll never be a real woman.
>>20496692Hope you talk the same in person bro
>>20496673He meant "don't come Yet" as in he's not finished edging you. Relax
>>20496678Yeah i have an open box with 11 of them so i can pass them out.
>>20495625inb4 cum brownies like the /k/ meetup
>>20496702How are you inb4 when it's in the OP?
>>20495758there was a guy in the other thread offering a lift from the airport
>>20496719Cash, grass, or ass. No one rides for free.
>>20495758The airport is close, you can stay at my place bro I have a couch
>>20495725W E E DEED
>>20495625when is the designated kissing hour?
>>204967521100 CDT>>>/lgbt/
Ahhh change it to the next weekend, I'm visiting my mom in Grand Prairie on the 8th
>>20496719Take the Texrail to Grapevine, Walk to Weinberger's have a sammich and then walk to the cookout!
>>20496779Visit the park with her, but stop by Weinberger's and get some sammiches. Then post pics of your sammiches at the park! Everyone loves a picnic!
Anyone going to bring a kite to fly?
>>20495677i'd go if i wasn't on the other side of the country but i wouldn't eat anything anyone prepared. i'd drink with ya'll though.
>>20496823Let's not kid ourselves. Just like most other 4chan meetups it's going to be all kinds of mystery meat and not just a bunch of white people.
>>20496340>find something in Dallas rather than the middle of bumfuck Texas>meet is in Grapevine
>>20496786How does that shit take 74 minutes? Half of that trip is still within the airport.
>>20495814I wanna do one in Wash Park here in Colorado, the weather's been breathtaking
>>20496653Oh shit really? They don't let just anyone make threads after all
>>20496898Yeah, really. Looks like /pol/ is invited; cope, seethe, and see ya there!
>>20496877Having it outside of downtown Dallas is the smart move. I had a meetup with some of my buddies at some pizza place in Dallas and we ended up getting into a fist fight with some homeless person trying to steal our food.
>>20496932I don't have reason to go to downtown Dallas much, but whenever I go I'm shocked at how clean it is, how few homeless folks there are, how safe it is in general.Also, I moved here from Portland 5yrs ago.
>>20496884Waiting for that bus. The walk from the Texrail station is like an hour. >>20496887Start a thread>>20496937Dallas' leftists are kept in check by Bible believing folk.
>>20496946What date would you suggest for a Wash Park meetup? I'm at the firehouse end, the grill is 100 percent safe
>>20496949Pick a Saturday that the Rockies aren't in town. Then tell /sp/ specifically /mlb/ to show up. Go there and take pics and make memes with coordinates so that autists can't claim to have gotten lost. Post it on /n/ if mass transit goes there or it's a place to bike. Post it on /o/ as well so you can see people broken down in their daily driver.
>>20496937No they cleaned it up pretty well. Even deep ellum is actually pretty nice outside of weekend nights. It's so much better than Portland or Seattle. I lived in the seattle area for 4 years and went to portland a lot. In portland they had pallet forts and the police didn't do shit. Before I left almost half of seattles PD resigned because the city wouldn't let them enforce the law or prosecute crimes. That was a little over 2 years ago.So the dallas crackheads aren't as bad but they're there. The difference is that when they do shit like that the police show up with 5 squad cars.
>>20496786Oh shit those sandwiches are the best
>>20496957>that the Rockies aren't in townSmartThere is no /n/ in Wash Park, they can get fucked, this is basically an anti-EV neighborhood; I have neighbors that drive shit like GT3 RSes and G-wagons are a dime a dozenThere's a good /o/ contingent so yes
>>20496974Sounds based
>>20496340Yeah who doesn’t love a curry shop on every corner! We sure are happy about the millions of Indians coming over every year!
>>20496960One of my buddies from Portland came down to visit during covid (at least, when Portland was still worrying about it) and he marveled about how we could sit outside, at a restaurant, having a drink on a Friday night and not see someone taking a shit or shooting some heroin.He and I went to check out the grassy knoll and the museum, and as we walked around that area we saw some parts that were a little less maintained, but they would have been nice residential neighborhoods in Portland. I was born and raised there, spent the first 40 years of my life there, and I don't go back except to visit friends and family now. It's just such a difference, in a good way.
>>20495625Is it worth the 5 hour drive from San Antonio?
>>20496975It's like, half basedEveryone lives based lifestyles and does based shit, but it's still Denver, so they can't espouse it, or they'll get cancelledThere was a cull of geese and one lady went on Nextdoor and she freaked out and told people to bring her all the geeseThis is a violation of the Migratory Bird Act Treaty, I have never seen so many lights and sirensThey were all over the street from all the way from CanadaActual fucking mounties Bitches bein' bitchesHow would you like to be the husband>honey there are some men here with badgesSeriously she had, like, 80 fucking geese in her garageEvery level of government in two countries was involved, it took two days for the cars to go away
Is grapevine lake not flooded right now?>>20496038nice lol I'm on the other side of the city
>>20497044Just some of the boat ramps as far as i'm tracking. The parks should be business as usual.
>>20495625is anyone from the Huntsville area going that I could catch a ride with? I'd like to attend and I can contribute but I don't have a car at the moment
>>20497044Not at all, people bring their boats all the time. Mexicans have loud ass parties out here regularly. It's a good place for some food and chilling
>>20497018No, unless you have other business in DFW, like eating superior Tex-Mex yo whatever garbage is served in San Antonio.
>>20496786how do I get to the Brisbane airport from the park I live in?
>>20497147why is the Mexican food so bad in SA tho?from west texas and it was consistently great in most towns as long as you know the good places, but here near SA it's all ass
>>20495625I'd go but 1. I don't want my photos taken but I know they will be2. I'm not white
>>20497198San Antonio has a lot of california techie transplants and major air force base that makes the demand for bland food high.
>>20496932>>20496340>hurr durr why is your meet up so far from a big city??>having it right outside of downtown Dallas is the best optionHey retard, Grapevine is 30 minutes away from downtown Dallas with gold traffic. Why didn't you open up Google maps and take a look for yourself before spouting off and making 2 back to back retarded posts, you dumb Canadian dog. Also, you've clearly never been to DFW, otherwise you'd know that 99% of well adjusted people over the age of 25 don't live in the downtown areas of Dallas or Fort worth, we live in the suburbs, like well adjusted adults. I'm willing to bet most of us who post on /ck/ live north of Richardson.
>>20497240I live like 20 minutes away and say it's better to stay out of Dallas as a good thing.
>>20495625nty I don't want to be fed cum brownies by you bastards.
>>20495625>putting things in your body given to you by an anonnever in my fucking life, the thought of being around you fuckers is frightening enough.
>>20496719>why yes anon I'd like to speedrun getting murder-raped.
>>20497225>>20497198This, the San Antonio Mex was some of the absolute worst shit I’ve ever tasted in my life. Not even spicy. Almost like it was meant for all the big10 folk coming down for the Alamobowl or something.>>20497240TrueI hope Leafren comes
>>20497205>I'm not whiteDon't go then for sure
>>20497182Quantas
>>20496355david foster-wallace
>>20497311too bad gringoid, I'm goin
>>20497317how do I get to Melbourne airport from the park in Brisbane that I live in? Australian states are not small like texas
>>20495677Obsessed
>>20497147I’m from indiana and preferred it up there. They see me and stop seasoning the food so I don’t come back. Bland eggs and bland beef. Have to get a coworker to order in Spanish for me so I get the stuff.Fucking racist Mexicans…
>>20497296>not even spicyDid you order spicy? Contrary to popular belief, Mexicans can’t read minds and don’t know what you want.
>>20497743>t. Bean
>>20496628i think this guy is a bigger faggot than op, didn't think that was possible...
>>20497680Yeah, it's definitely obsession. Not that /pol/cels shit up every board with off topic garbage. You are just the new furries at this point.
Can yall rec me some good Foreign restaurants? I'm in Hunt county. But I've been itching to munch on some Euro and MENA stuff
>>20495681u can't bring this tx isnt a free state
>>20495625Sorry I'm getting married that day.
>>20496090i could fly in for less than $200 but no meme is worth the airport
>>20498142>u can't bring this tx isnt a free state
>>20497792>t. faggot
>>20497656Hitchhike, to the airport and then fly to Melbourne
>>20495677>>20498039Nothing changed, you did, though.
>>20498550Shut up, lurk more, shut up, newfag.
>>20496001poop cookies
I'm going to put my poop particles on all the food. Hope you guys like eating men's poop
>>20498550Amazing how you are the one shitting up the thread and chimping out because someone made fun of your club. Keep politics out of non political boards, sperg
>>20496259At least he's not wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.
>>20498624>There's nothing more political that foodWas he correct? I think so.
>>20495625>TXtoo far for me, never any meetups in Ohio
>>20496647Most pot smokers I know are either roasties with attitude problems and tramp stamps or boring black dudes.
>>20498715He’s a dick but I’ll give him that. People get really territorial about cuisine.
I'll have to start up my diet that I use in my fart fetish vids, you all will suffer. The smell of my intestines will be in your nose.
>>20498550go shit up an altchan and leave us alone
>>20495625rifle club parties are awesome if they are good ones. $100 or so will get you and your wife in, which is also a lottery ticket for up to $5k with 20 winners jackpot going down obviously. pull tabs which are illegal lottery tickets.. and the best part is the 'free' food and drinks. usually open kegs at the least for free and sometimes open bar.covid ruined it for us.. we used to do ribeye sandwiches for the meal but the prices went thru the moon
can we have a roll call, how many people are going?
>>20499977Me
>>20499977I'm in NY, I'll try to make it
>>20499977Checked and me obviously
>>20499977Reporting in, be there 100%.
>>20496539diarrhea
>>20499977I guess
>>20499977I'll be there if I can get a lift and if I'm not in rehab
>>20500111get drunk with me then appease ur mom by going to rehab after
>>20496110>2nd year med student at TCOM Ewwww, you're at a DO school. My dumb brother goes to TCOM. >t. MD McGovern chad
>>20500114she died a few weeks ago but thanks
>>20499977i'll go if my parole officer stops hounding me
>>20500380Great, all the tard wranglers will be there because anons didn't take their meds.
>>20495625if anyone shows up please post pics so I can laugh at you guys.
would be cool if it really happens
>>20499977I
>>20500171So... no rehab!
I'm going to make brownies. Definitely not pot brownies.
>>20495625Remember.The Brownies.
No fucking way i would ever eat food made by 4channers. Itd probably have cum or pureed baby squirrels or both in it.
>>20495664Enjoy your kidney stones
>>20501366Why would you puree a squirrel? You clean it and stew it, basically dissolves in your mouth.
>>20501243Which turned out to be a hoax. Which means you should probably not trust future batches of brownies. And definitely avoid the blondies. The average Anon is pretty normal, if high IQ and slightly bored
>>20500111A lift from where?
>>20498741>but I'll give him thatSo to suck dead celebrity dick you've thrown away the principal used to make your previous reply. Polwhiners really are something else
diets coming along well the, lots of fermented food (pickled eggs, pickled raddishes) thrown in my body, already getting some pretty rancid farts, and some good bloat.
>>20501366Is eating the only thing on your mind? Get out of your house and meet people.
>>20502048This. Touch grass, catch a bass, meet frens
>>20495720No. I have anxiety.
>>20501609seventeen mile rocks
>>20502206No worries dude i'll call an uber for you :)
>>20496334yeah i have to be there unfortunately
You'll post pictures of this?I'm a bong but I want to see it.
>>20502230Hopefully you can arrest some more boomers violently assaulting democracy by peacefully assembling.
>>20502328it's one of the bullet points! haha
Fun fact, the infamous /k/ meetup where someone gave everyone shit brownies happened in my very own state of GeorgiaThat one story is more than enough to keep me from eating any food you niggers cook
>>20502344>shit browniesthey were cum brownies
>>20502392Not to mention the other /k/ meetup where some troon nailed a severed goats head to a tree and ruined the friendship that allowed them to get private land access, iirc.
>>20502392It was fake and gayGo, you don't have to eat, bring a cigar and make new friends
>>20502418>It was fake and gayProve it
blue cheese and natto pizza down the hatch, pants unbuttoned, going to down some more guiness
>>20496259>Voilà>Not "wala"Whoever made this image is not from /ck/.
Ok look I’ll come to the meetup and I won’t even do gay shit to the food if you retards don’t do any gay shit to me. I mean it I will fucking kill toy literally I’m unhinged.
>>20502723Fucking autocorrect I mean I myself will literally kill you if you mess with my food and I find out.
>>20495625Can you fish on the lake? If so what fish are in there? Catch and release or nah?I might come just to fish. Maybe we can co/ck/ our catches too.
>>20495625i like you had to say prepackaged brownies.. you guys sure you dont want a repeat of the last 4chan meet up
>>20495625I did a Halloween meet-up with some /x/ members back in 2011. It was pretty chill.
>>20502768>>>https://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/fishing/freshwater-fishing/bag-length-limits
>>20503144BasedFind a way to legitimize this further before I drive 12 hours for an empty ass park and some lonely bass huntin
I can’t wait for the first I’m gonna show up and beat the shit out of all of you pussy holes.
Uhhh none of you are black right? I don’t want any darkies showing up for my free stuff.
>>20501655Yes, that anon realized their views were incorrect and changed them accordingly. You, however, will stubbornly continue to be wrong and assume a sense of superiority from your ignorance. Coincidentally, that is the foundation of Conservatism.
I want pictures of you godless fatbodies and alcoholics having a great time and feasting on one another's meat
>>20498240you really want the feds to have an excuse to go waco?
>>20502430The burden of truth is on you for sharing a story.
Any girls going? I don't want to be the only one
>>20496786>check flights>150 bucks round tripI could fly half way across the country to Texas, take a train to a public park, loudly call you all niggers, and then be back in my home state the same day. All for less than the price of a really fancy dinner. The miracles of modern travel.
I predict body odor and food poisoning
>>20503691cops don’t care about a lil weed
>>20499977I’m going. Bringing cheese balls and zappos chips
>>20503743In other words you cant prove shitNot coming out to your cum tasting festival pal
>>20495625eggsalad eaten, couple of jugs of milk, and some bean burritos from taco bell, finishing off with a little bit of kombucha, I can't even describe how much bloat I have gained. You are all in for one unique olfactory experience.
>>20504392The proof is in the original screencap
hhmm
>>20503852Why does she seem familiar to me?
>>20504016>150 bucks round tripSame here, I thought about it but can’t think of any food from the northwest this time of year that’s worth passing through airport X-rays to share.
>>20502723but doing faggy shit to you is okay?
>>20495975>Open carrying a pistol is cool and allWRONG100% ILLEGAL IN TEXAS PUBLIC PARKS unless you have a license to carry
>>20499977Will be there from Irving
>>20503852Not sure but she looks like Kira Kosarin and if she's showing up then I'll make an effort to show up.
Just remember that Charlie don't surf!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1lc4rqh7ZU
>>20498144Wow! Will you be inviting all of us? Wouldn't that be something? /ck/ meetup at some anon's wedding.
>>20506817I'm all for that, it a great excuse to wear my way to small Hawaiian shirt and get blackout drunk.
>>20506817>>20506838Everyone is invited as long as you bring the beers
>>20506817I think we'd need some big dudes to protect the Bride's purse, some snarky fuck might try to run off with it, like from one of those Godfather movies.
>>20506966as long as i get the wedding bouquet to make a Lei out of it for that guy >>20506838, i take care of it
>>20495625Damn I would go If I wasn't in a europoor
>>20506980As long as you get rice thrown at you, then you're clear. If you get hit by rice then it means that you're the next wedding recipient.
>>20507016is that a proposal? sounds kinda gay. i hope you are atleast a twink and a good cook.
>>20506838I've worn those Hawaiian shirts to weddings before, the shirts are expensive as all heck. I could pay for the whole wedding for the cost of a couple of those shirts, cool shirts they are.
>>20507036No I'm straight. Don't get your hopes up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn4kUPA1w5Q
what kind of seltzers should i bring, white claw or topochico?
>>20506817>>20506838>>20506954Sure, I'll be getting married at the US Capitol Building. Come right in
>>20495625Hope it goes better than last time. Bit of a disappointment.
>>20507110dutchbread, bacon, sausage and baked beans? the fuck is that sandwich
Gonna pick up some stuff at Winco before I head over there. Thinking of buying stuff for tacosAll prepackaed: carne asada/al pastor, corn tortillas, pre diced onions, cilantro, and some salsa. >inb4 just go to fiesta for the meatno fuck off. I always find bone fragments in all of their meat.Can anyone confirm that some anon will be bringing a BBQ on that day?I don't use Arch btw
>>20507121>dutchbread, bacon, sausage and baked beans? the fuck is that sandwich10/10 in bongland
/pol/ here, gonna bring some of my klansbros along as well.
>>20507207Would rather nail the sandwich than the slag
couldn't catch me dead in texas
>>20507554Good because we all hate your gay ass here.
Any guys attending or will it be all girls?
>>20495629I do
If I lived in the area I would probably show up to this. I would wait in my car in the parking lot and look at the group of attendees before deciding if I wanted to join in or just drive offI kind of envy you southern bros for having the gumption to do something like this. Up here in New England such a meetup would never happen
>>20502430NTA, but I dunno.looks like pudding not Cum.I hope you guys WIN and have a great time.
I can't begin to imagine what you people look like
>>20496055Imagine being the crust officer.Imagine going into a job, thinking you could help people, do something meaningful for the community. Then you get assigned a case, your cheerful, happy to prove yourself. You read the case file and realize the implications.You have to have unprotected gay sex with hairy, stinky, crusty men. The assholes loose from all the fisting, the stench is impossible to comprehend, a mix of shit, sweat, bad breath, semen, more shit, weed and other drugs, hairy assholes, prolapsed ani, gay men slurping jizz from the floor, grunting, humping, ever more so grunting, calling you a pozz pig, a slut, a faggot, sticking their unwashed penis in your hairy manhole, using you until the pain transforms into pleasure until you orgasm yellow spunk into some perverted married fat mans face.Try writing a report on that
>>20507110are ck w*man really that sexy?
REMINDER: I will be charging everyone $24.95 per parking space and handing out parking tickets. Please remember to be NICE and COURTEOUS when parking. Thank you.
>>20507699if you dont wear jeans short shorts i will not respect you https://youtu.be/9wDpigy4eFE
>>20507656Just go to any 'faces of /int/' thread on the international board to get a general idea of the fauna that inhabit this place.
One thing that really confused me moving to the US is why they insist on having all beef hot dogs. Pork would be both cheaper and juicier. But i guess it's not kosher so here i am paying for overpriced beef dogs with 15% meat content that doesn't even have real skin. Grim.
>>20508360Because beef is the 'murican meat of choice, and when hotdogs here aren't "All Beef" they're pork plus chicken which isn't very good.
>>20508370I was able to find some pretty good pork sausages up in washington that were german style but down in texas it's mostly some unholy pork, chicken and turkey mix which is basically all the waste products and taste awful. Also bothers me that back in sweden the sausages usually labeled the meat percentage on the packets but here you have no idea.
>>20507110If that was a /ck/ meetup we all missed out.
>>20508377I forgot about the turkey, but yeah those are bad. It's just the cheapest shit they can stuff in an artificial casing. For the most part Texans simply prefer beef over pork and so I guess all pork dogs never caught on, which is too bad.I don't know how close they are to actual German style sausages, but Johnsonville "brats" are pretty common around here.
>>20508416>around hereMeaning DFW area grocery stores
>>20507638That’s only because you don’t practice being frenly enough. I bet if you tried it, something would happen.
will anons actually show up?
>>20496076Don't be uncharitable
>>20508987I still intend to! I'll be a few minutes later than noon, give it a good few and either stay to fish or head out if I don't see anyone. A map pin or lat/long for which side of the lake would be stellar though.
>>20508360>One thing that really confused me moving to the US is why they insist on having all beef hot dogs.Well there's always the Bar-S brand if that's your thing.Non beef hot dogs have all the other left over shit that could not be sold ground up and combined. like pig asshole, chicken feet, etc.
>>20509234>A map pin or lat/longcheck the OP
>>20508377Here in BumfuckCorntopia there's a local town of >1000 that's got a surprisingly decent grocery store and kitchen. Despite the small town population and not a whole lot of people just on farms, there are always people in it and they seem to do OK.I always go there for their homemade meats, which include like 8 varieties of stuffed pork sausage they make. The standard and braut-style are good, the vegetable-filled ones a bit watery but not bad, but the winner is the heartburn inducing pizza sausage, which even has some pepperoni flavoring and a melty cheese.Long tangent but yeah a good pork sausage is quite nice for a meal.
>>20498550They can't explain how /pol/ got worse after the subreddit r/thedonald got banned. I still wonder where all those missing redditors went off to.
I can’t wait to go grab a free hot dog from the grill and chat with all of the r/thedonald frens about how Trump is going to win the election.
Have you done this before? I am deathly afraid of eating anything you all might have.
>>20510573Been to plenty of pot lucks at nudist resorts, always a fun time.
Can I get an expected age range for this? I don't want to get arrested, especially with the FBI there.
Can I butcher and roast a whole hog there or are you a bunch of vegan babies
The meet up: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLptLQtn/
if the /ck/ DFW meet up is successful I will do a /ck/ Houston meet up
>>20510934Houston city limits? Herman park I guess. Outer Houston? George Bush Park on the west side. Fishing for /out/, gun range for /k/, you can set up a tent.Big Dick Energy/Rent a Car Poor Boy Near Houston: The beach. Across the ferry is kinda the tourist way to go. Crystal Beach is classy. But Surfside is just so much more chill and easier to get to. Either way you can just drive your car on the beach and set up camp and have bonfires.
>>20510955I imagine parking would be better at George Bush park so probably there
>>20510934Good things are happening!
>>20510899For me it's shilling the McChicken
>>20510797I'd probably get a boner watching you do that and ask you to plow me
>>20511120That's in some DFW park? I'm surprised that your not being attacked by drugged out zombies and illegals.
>>20510598I'm 21, please don't rape me
>>20511252Nah, it’s just someone using a public grill. There are no more public grills at this park in Grapevine.
>>20495625The secrete ingredient is going to be cum.
>>20510797Do I have your word that you didn't fuck it beforehand?>>20511258EVERYONE is going to be 21 and over, right? Right?!
>>20498624I'll keep politics off non political boards when people stop crying and reporting me for racism.
>>20498728would you go to one in Chicago?
>>20511334No, I've been to chicago before for work. Luckily it was day trips, there's nothing desirable about chicago, they're nothing but annoying jealous hacks that can't even write decent code.
can we just do this in houston so I dont have to drive 4 hours one way to see people I dont know?
>>20511562Get sn airplane and expence it, why are you driving idiot long distances?
>>20511566I live in houston. Its an hour away from houston. I regularly drive upwards of 4 hours a day for work here in houston but atleast im still in just houston. To dallas is a long drive 1 direction which is stupid.
>>20511571That's pretty bizzaro, you drive four hours in Houston from Houston. That's supposed to be the energy city, check out the movie Roller Ball.
>>20511581job to job they are across town most of the time.
>>20511566Airports arent really as time saving as you think for that distance. You need to factor in security checks, boaring, taxi before takeoff, getting the plane you the gate after it lands, possible delays and all the time spent walking around in the airports even if you don't have checked luggage to grab. I'd rather drive. If it was Houston to LA or some shit yeah I'd take the plane.
>>20511571I know what your saying, I have a brother that lives near Atlanta, GA and it takes him about four hours to get from one county to another, it's plain weird. That's just to a destination, it's not including getting back.
>>20511586Yeh, in NYC for instance you have to know timings to go up and down avenues and to just walk east or west. Getting caught in some stupid traffic going east or west in Manhattan during certain times during so called "rush" hours is just plain annoying and why walking is so valuable. That's why I don't live in NYC anymore, the whole place is an annoying shithole.
>>20511667ironically I guess, I am originally from that nightmare zone too. drive time = not actually working time.
>>20511685Bill those bitch companies for travel time :-)They bill eveyone else, why not bill them too?
>>20511685My company mostly avoided taking jobs for the city of Dallas because they have some really stupid regulations for the way things need to be done on construction sites but the few times I did it was still OK because if i got stuck in traffic i was using my work truck and i clocked in as soon as i left home so i was getting paid to be stuck in traffic and the company paid for gas too. Being stuck unpaid? Yeah that sucks.
>>20496805why is everyone ignoring the most important question in this entire thread?
>>20511697>>20511704my 2022 truck i got at the end of 2023 has 50k already. I got the truck with 7
>>20511718Yeah i was stacking miles and hours on my truck too. Especially when i had job sites in Rockwall, Rowlett, Plano and Frisco for weeks straight coming out from the Euless area south of DFW airpoirt. A lot of driving.
>>20511718Is that distance or sitting in traffic?
>>20511735its annoying because i like to just do my job but how do i argue all that OT and miles doing nothing?>>20511740uhh, miles are miles bro
>>20511735But how many hours were included dropping your jeans and showing your ass to lonely housewives?
>>20511744For me it was pretty easy as a contractor because it's billable time so the clients paid for it, not my company. If you ask your boss to pay you company money? There's a good chance they say no.>>20511745Sadly not many. I do miss convoys in the army because you'd get girls flashing their tits at you every now and then when you were on the highways.
>>20511756im hourly. Just how it be.
>>20511571A 4 hour drive is nothing. You 4wheeler normies are such disappointments.t /o/
>>20511797your an idiot and learn to read.
>>20511817It’s a 4 hour drive from Houston to Grapevine. You could do this and still get back in time late at night.Dallas to Houston is nothing. Quit being a normie.
>>20511825your lack of awareness involved is actually offensive. leave this board redditor
>>20511831Just drive 4 hours to the meet up, stay a few and then drive 4 hours back. It’s literally a 10-12 hour day
>>20511831>>20511817
>>20511838just too much driving in my week to want to do that>20511846go back reddit
>>20507110how do those two have the same shoes
>>20511854Normie can’t drive 4 hours for an adventure. Sad!
>20511875reddit leave.
>>20511838Those fags need to make sure to bring their darth vader light sabers and do some heavy breathing
>>20495625In case you guys need a banner to cordon off your designated cooking street.....
>>20512017Lmao this is great
>>20495625Okay but I had a Bad Time at the /k/ meetup years ago so I am slow to trust fucking 4chan.IYKYK
>>20512017Fukken saved
>>20512017Townsend..,, Kek!
Who’s bringing fish?
>>20512560You want some fish dicks?
I want this to happen near me but it’s Chicago. I’d bring a 24 rack of Old Style, maybe a bottle of Malört, my famous homemade greek salad, and a couple bulletproof vests.
>>20512017Kek it’s perfect anon
>>20513454Who the hell wants to be coked out in a hot park
>>20513469The heat of the park cooks the meth.
>>20512017wheres ja/ck/perfect otherwise
>>20512017quality shit
>>20513567Just ran out of room, /ck/ has too many meme-celebs.
>>20504016You won't
