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>Be me, a 30-year-old neighborhood discord mod (I know, starting off strong)
>A new member joins up
>Feminine nick
>Agressively looking for friends by straight up asking for them at the meetup channel multiple times within a week
> The only personal info she gives is that she is 19
>Direct them towards the local hobby clubs to find like-minded people
>Cut to tonight
>Jorking my peanits
>She sends me a friend request and wyd message in the middle of the night
>Consider the age gap for a moment

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Why didn't you just call her on disc in the first place. Other than that, I don't see why you would feel disgusting about the meetup it's not like she was underage.
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>>918507607
It's kinda sad, I guess the reason she did this is because no one else would like to be friends or date her due to her disability. She will be forever alone because guys like you think that she's to stupid to make her own decisions.

If she wants to slut around it's your moral duty to help her and fuck the chromosomes out of her
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>>918508313
Too horny to think
>>918508598
I really hope she finds some friends but at the same time I know that I won't be one of them

I can't tell anyone else about this so i guess ill tell /b/

I have a friend i grew up with. We met in the 2nd grade. He confided in my that he had developed a desire to see what it was like to kill another human. He thought about it for years and came up with several ideas to get away with it. Even taking a trip to a third world country to scope out their law enforcement and general society. He finally settled on a plan and only told me about it after. He bought a burner computer and proxy access and spent a lot of time researching hunting accidents. He got a hunting license and a .308 rifle and spent a season "hunting" but what he was really doing was establishing that he had an interest in hunting and was scoping out local hunting groups so he could learn about local people's habits and the general scene. Long story short he got a spot where he knew another hunter would be walking through and got in a tree and made it look like he was hunting over that area for deer. He shot a guy with a soft nose expanding bullet right in the chest and he died right away. He acted like he ran over there and was surprised and called the police and all that.

There was an investigation and he had to get a lawyer and he might get sued by the guy's family.

but he got away with it

he said it did not feel like anything and was too much trouble and does not want to kill again.


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>>918506569
Go on watch dog dot com.
Write down 20 addresses of previously convicted pedophiles near you.
Wait 1 year at min and then just pick an address randomly from the list.
Check mailbox to ensure it's the same name as before so you kill the right person.

Break in and kill.

No clearly identified motive. No real connection to the victim. Solving that murder would be 100% reliant on evidence which you had over a year ro consider. So you'd have already acquired stolen plates, planned routes that have less cameras, and figured out how to leave as little forensics as possible. Forensics that won't mean shit if you've never been in the system.
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>>918506995
>evidence
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>>918506136
No

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I have tried everything but just found the only thing that works- clove oil. Dab alittle under your nose or cut it 50/50 with eucalyptus oil. Makes sense because it numbs.
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>>918507162
I'm doing your mom
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>>918507238
Go back to your circuit board you bot!
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If I can just help one person with this post...

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Remember when Obama spent 65,000 on "pizza" and "hotdogs" ??
the underage kids he and Biden raped remember..
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>>918508263
I'm sure you're just as concerned about this pedo as well.
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>>918508227

"Only the best"
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>>918508227
that screen shot of notepad sure has me convinced

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You come home after a hard days work. Becky greets you at the door " How was your day anon? Glad you're home. Your dinner is ready".

Wat do? Wat... do...?
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Eat dinner with gratitude then do whatever Beckywife desires
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>>918507674
Thats very sweet of you. Does that include letting her fuck a black bull while you watch and jerk off?

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If you don't own at least ONE Rolex by the time you're 30 you're probably a democrat.
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>>918507563
For the same reason you could spend 4 dollars on a shirt but you spent 400 cause well, you can.
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>>918505975
Consider yourself lucky if you haven't had at least one heart attack before 40, fat fuck.
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>>918508400
just like the $40k you'll be lucky to make in your life

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Make /b/ Random Again

Friday Nite Edition
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>>918508617
honestly, if you dig into the numbers, the yanks had way worse civilian casualities when they invaded iraq.
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I'm tired of this shit!!! FUCK. I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT. BUT LIFE KEEPS PUSHING ME. I JUST WANT TO END THIS STUPID PATHETIC EXISTENCE BUT IM TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO KMS.
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Alright boy.
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>>918508574
I don't want to live either. But I'm not a coward... I just don't want to inflict the pain on others.
You know, it's funny how people say it's selfish to want to die, because you're robbing others of your existence.
If my existence is miserable, isn't it selfish of them to expect me to keep doing it for their sake?

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If she was to create an OF, how much would you pay per month? Nudity only. No masturbation stuff
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>>918505213
mmmm $0
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>>918505213
Lmfao. This fag is making an AI OF. You'll make $8 a month off your 4 shit skin subscribers.

$16 if you dm them about how bad you want to suck their cocks when they send dick pics.
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>>918507492

Dani is not AI

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Kik share chat teens

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I’m a lonely ginger loser who cums on video games.

Discord: snocdahotdog42
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FUCK THAT NIGGER!!!!!
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>>918507919
Garrett Dike

Why dont Trump supporters just move to Russia?
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>>918508306
No I’m not gonna run away to Russia but I’ll let you Redditor volunteer to fight in Ukraine and laugh when you die.
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>>918508401
>No I’m not gonna run away to Russia but I’ll let you Redditor volunteer to fight in Ukraine and laugh when you die.

I dont know if it is more sad or funny all these low IQ redditor lemmings getting psyoped on reddit to go die or get grievously maimed in ukraine
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>>918508542
It’s pretty funny, ngl, every dead Redditor, NAFOid, and zogbot is burning in hell.

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How does one become a good and virtuous person?
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>>918508366
By helping others.
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>>918508366
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Nigger

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BONJOURNO ! ! ! !
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jej
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poophole loophole
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>>918501995
>BONJOURNO

CUM ON WEED


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