Toadlines of the Slamuminati editionDiscuss anything related to the bulldog/frenchie/american bully mixes, also known as exotic/toadline bullies, and its associated culture herePrevious: >>4780283
https://youtu.be/v9JQbKhU1JM?t=452>people will pay thousands of dollars for vials of cum from a mutant dog named Suicide
F R E S HROZEN
What do they do with the bodies? Asking for a friend.
>>4787665I feel like I need to go to an Exotic Bully dog show at some point, just to see how crazy it is.
>>4787683cryopreserve in case future technology allows revivalCumrag WILL return
>>4787711I wanna party with fentanyl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1PYNIl5h7E>they're making unironic toadcore rap now
>>4787700be prepared for the sound, wear earplugshttps://youtu.be/7LrzFzqU6uE?t=150
>>4787812For the dogs barking or the owners chimping out?
>>4787809What's sad is the pups look healthy at first but the moment they start growing more that's when they're genes will show, they're legs will be SMASHED and their torsos SLAMMED to the floor, leaving a husk of a dog that can nolonger play or run or have fun.
>>4787821Both, it's not just africusamericus you have to worry about either, theres southusmethicus, beanusmexicus, zipperasiancus, and more.
>>4787822Fun is subjective I'm sure they love life I mean just look at them smiling!
>>4787821you call that barking? they're wheezing like an asthmatic 80 year old chainsmoker.
>>4787841Yeah bruh even the barks get SLAMMED
>>4787652Hi. Please stop making these threads. They induce a great sadness in me. I look at these creatures and I can only see pain.
>>4787835They look lobotomised
>>4787918Get SLAMMED bitch
>>4787924I call dibs on his ribs, ill give him that mission structure.....
>>4787918These are honestly some of the best threads on the site, the culture on display is incredible. If they’re going to do a dysgenic breeding program anyway then I may as well laugh at the movie posters and “SEMEN AVAILABLE” stickers.
>>4787923Yeah it's hilarious
Although it may be wrong, I do think Staypuft is kind of cute.
>>4787946anon...staypuft...
>>4787949FUCKmaybe the FRESH AND FROZEN has some penis skin cells in it that we can use to clone him outright…
The weak should fear the SLAMMED
>>4787918You lack Jesus Christ, only God can help you
>>4787918You see pain I see schadenfreude
>>4787652I wonder how much progress the anon who made the v2 graph has done so far.
>>4787962but the slammed are weak…
>>4788033They may be weak physically, but they're really smart dogs.
>>4788037only when they're sporting chains
>>4788043This is just demented. Looks like the pre-death throes of an animal ready to drop dead. Megamind in dog form. Yakub reborn.
>>4788040Honestly they do really resemble toads, including intelligence
>>4788043
>>4788043oh thank you I was wondering where my Cranidos went
>>4788083
You can talk shit about toadline bullies all day, but you have to at least give it to the community that they manage to weed off the aggression problem that pitbulls have. Those guys are less physically capable of attacking you than a pug.
>>4788147You can see them fighting in some of these videos.They just cough and wiggle at their enemy before they have to stop and recover.
>>4788147> you have to at least give it to the community that they manage to weed off the aggression problem that pitbulls have.No you don’t lolIf I surgically remove all of a dogs limbs plus some ribs and maybe it’s nose and mouth and make it literally incapable of effectively harming anything then I would also technically have solved its aggression problem. By destroying it physically.
>>4788147Aggression is a behavioral problem, not a physical one.If anything the videos of some of these toadlines suggest that they may actually be more aggressive, just less capable of doing harm.
>>4788156>remove all of a dogs limbs plus some ribs and maybe it’s nose and mouth and make it literally incapable of effectively harming anything...is semen available? fresh or frozen is fine, I just need to get in on the smashed worm skeem
>>4788186>not using CRISPR to insert python genes into bulliesSERPENTIZED is the new SLAMMED.
>>4788190holy shit...get me the number for a chinese biotech labthe next big skeem has been found
>>4788194the entire setup you need to do CRISPR is only like $30-50kish its a small investment in the grand skeem of things. i can't wait until we get people setting up backyard gene labs.
TOADLINE DIMETROGUS "GUS" AT 10 MONTHS OLDANOTHER 2X TOAD THERAPSID FREAK!! OUT OF TOADLINE'S CASH-O-GNATHUS AND LIL' DIICTO. GENOME SO SMASHED AND SLAMMED WE BRED BACK PELYCOSAURS. LITTERMATES TO GUCCI-NOPSIS, EDAPHOLICIOUS, BOSSCHOPS, ANTEOFREAK, GORGOZ, PALEOTRANNY AND OTHNIEL CHARLES MARSH. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE COMPLETE GENE DESTRUCTION WHEN IT PRODUCES NEXT YEAR, IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY BROKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND NO SHOULDER GIRDLE WE'RE BINGING BACK ICHTYOSTEGA. THE TOAD IN TOADLINE IS NOT FOR SHOW, THESE PUPPIES GONNA BE SPAWNING IN POOLS SOON.PUT A TOAD IN YOUR LIFE!!RETURN TO THERAPSID!
>>4788249ONLY 10K BUT YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR OWN TIME MACHINE. LUNGS SO SMASHED AND SLAMMED IT NEEDS PALEOZOIC OXYGEN LEVELS. GET TWO AND IT'S BETTER THAN A PYRAMID SKEEM, IT'S THE GOBLEKI TEPE SKEEM. TURN THIS TREE OF LIFE INTO A CIRCLE OF LIFE.
>>4787949Staypuft could not stay put
>>4788190>They were dogs once, taken by the dark powers, SMASHED and SLAMMED. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... SERPENTIZED. My extreme toadline bully
>>4788252AI can't even get the body plan right. Toadlines are how we defeat AI. They're so SLAMMED that AI can't process how such a creature could exist, much less be considered a "dog"
Is Juan gotty the primal toad?
>>4787711it cant bring back staypuft though...
>>4788471no that's mr toad. juan gotty is the ancestor. Juan is still recognizable as a dog, his legs are below his body. The skeem included his blood but he was before the skeem. it's like asking if the earliest twisted elves were orcs. No, there were intermediate stages.
>>4788575So many of the toadlines listed on the website have Mr Toad as a sire, even though he's very likely long dead at this point.I wonder if they built up a huge stock of frozen semen while he was alive, to continue his legacy long after even his bones are gone.Like a Toad geneseed. Irreplaceable but absolutely vital to the Toadline Chapter.
>>4788588100%. do you think they don't milk these dogs for as much of the precious toadseed as possible? 100% of toad breeding is artificial since morphologically very few of them can actually do the deed anymore.
>>4788588A chapter of marines would be horrific. The gene seed would be destroyed instantly with all the fucked up stuff it does
>>4788588>>4788645>WarSLAMMer 40000
>>4788588What happens when they run out of Mr. Toad juice? What will become of the skeem?
>>4788731They'll just come out with another line of bullies which look slightly bigger and lankier and then pretend they're not replacing the original. Toadaris.
I literally don't understand why people want these things when a thousand other dog breeds exist
>>4788749It's proof of their ability to play god, to create genetic abominations and with no one to stop them.
>>4788761Suddenly I want to see one of these things with a Borzoi snout. Let's make some serious abominations here.
>>4788764borzoi snoot genes and the python genes, i want to not only bring back basal therapsids but also recreate squamates from mammalian stock.
>>4788793I honestly think the SERPENTIZED skeem could be huge with women if you can find the right group of crazy ones to market them with. They love taking care of helpless cute things that they can feed and carry around.
>>4788645>>4788682There's a space marine named Maximmion Voss who is shorter than average because of a geneseed defect so he works out to become bulky, he's kind of like a toadline in a way.
>>4788801For a second I thought you meant an actual member of the US Space Force, who was selected because every pound you send into space costs like $10k so they selected the smallest elite soldiers.
>>4788043FREEEEMAAAAAN
>>4788806Kek
>>4788575>The Greyline foundation female was named Showtime. Showtime was the mother of Gotty’s father, “R Greyline’s Raider 2. Raider passed away when Gotty was only 7 weeks old.never began fot this gene pool
>>4788190Tbf fiddling with some hox genes would have the same effect but be much cheaper for the average skeemer.
>>4788731They have Bapw and Pimpy now. Mr. Toad it outdated.
>>4787812That breathing is worse than any “normal brachycephalic breed.
Dr. Dwammhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRU2JucxGd8
>>4788880If we're going to go cheap, does thalidomide work on dogs?
>>4788893Thalidomide does induce deformations in animals, but with the glaring lacuna that the stumpy appendages are not quite serpentine (disregarding that thalidomide would probably spike miscarriages)
>>4788887yeah, mr toad has legacy value but they have warped flesh and bone far beyond him. They have surpassed a 0.98 coefficient of inbreeding, we will watch them reach 1.0 then watch in horror what happens as they exceed it. the laws of mathematics and nature itself will be warped just like the bodies of the toads, a great gate will open and eldritch abominations will surge forth to SMASH and SLAM this world.The toadline is the final chapter of Kali Yuga. It was foretold in the Vedas.
anyone else get the feeling the og toadline kennel has slowed down or even closed? they don't update their website nor their youtube channel
You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Damascus Skeem
>>4788731They start experimenting with new innovations in inbreeding the toadspawn or they start inseminating other breeds with toadline juice.
>>4788801the skeem finds a way to survive in the grim darkness…
>>4788132What's with the cuck shed in the back, is it so he won't eat the puppies?
>>4789095HE STOLE HIS BITCH, YOU MAD WHITEBOY??
>>4789095Presumably yes. Also probably some kind of weird humiliation ritual that jamal there gets off on
>>4789114Why would a white dude be mad about a toady getting separated, infact if the white dude is a ghetto stereotype he would be happy because the skeem will continue
>>4788943probably made their millions and are chilling
>>4789329Yeah, the point of a pyramid skeem is to cash out before it collapses.
>>4789329millions of tokes on the meth pipe?
I wonder what happens if you feed this to toadlines.
>>4789884It's like a British Farmer's Fair add but in packaging form.
>>4788092What is this from? Dune?
>>4789954Yeah, and the kid from neverending story.
>>4789687I mean, yeah, likely that too knowing these people
>>4789884what are the dimensions of this baghow the fuck did they fit so much (likely bullshit) bragging on one bag
>>4789687Weren't they black? If they is then they'd smoke crack.
Do slammed dogs go to heaven?
>>4790410God gives his most SLAMMED canines the most SMASHED genes.
>>4790329Pretty sure they're white based on the scabbed meth legs on youtube
We should resurrect the original Toad.
>>4790410No. They were made in God's blind spot and are not of his domain, so they lack souls.
>>4790459>Givin Lein Jeans>everyone in the photo looks like they're starting to be corrupt by the smashing and slammingkino
>>4789884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA
>>4790486>SMASHING and SLAMMING is a contagious biohazard >Airborne Toadline prions SMASH and SLAM the DNA of formerly normal mammals, causing them to express Toadlike features The Toadlore is deep, keep an eye out for the gradual expression of a Habsburg jaw in the most prolific breeders.
We should introduce some Kimbo genetics into the next toad generation to breed hilariously aggressive, yet inept, bullfrogdogs
>>4790696>attacked a group of womenBusiness as usual
2x pimpy 3x bape
Is there a version of the OP without Charlie in it? I want to see the whole thing
>>4791013
Supercharge the COI
Brand new bully has dropped
>>4791516Please tell me thats a puppy
>>4791516can i use it as a football
>>4791516Why do toadies with ears look like goblins?
pimpy son opp
>>4791915The genetic code has become fluid
>>4791287He must be a big brain to have a such big chain
>>4791915lmfao
>>4791915Who was the shemale toadline again?
>>4792233Snarfella
>>4788575its jaun not juan according to the pic
https://www.instagram.com/thebullycampline/reels/
>>4788588>I wonder if they built up a huge stock of frozen semen while he was alivethey had to because the genetics get more fucked up in each generationthey need some ancient, more complete dna to fix their breeding when miscarriages and early deaths become too common
>>4789884holy schizophrenia lmao
>>4787949>till his return
>>4788424>But my lord, there is no such line in the skeem...
>>4791915God that’s fucked. Why would that be considered desirable
>>4792337>this cracka ain’t a walking ghetto stereotype
>blocks your path
>>4792750>virusline>resetLet me guess, his father's name is Great?
>>4792744*steps over it*psssh, nothing personnel, kid
>#badass>#thankyou >#gift >#love >#friendship >#bond >#stud >#hard >#beastmode
>>4792809can we SMASH and SLAM godzilla?
>>4792750>viruslineAn attempt at separating from Mr. Toad's legacy?
>>4792750s t o c k y
>>4792750How many generations would you have to go before we get something like a goomba
>>4792744This one is kinda cute.
>>4792279misspelling things is /toadcore/
>>4792923The skeem claims another soul
>>4792750Imagine this one but serpentized.
>>4792750this one doesnt look so horrible. the chest isnt dragging on the ground and the legs are mostly below the torse
>>4792744>date clipped offso was this redrum 1 (deceased) redrum 2 or redrum 3?
>>4793040forgot my image. Redrum 2 and 3 are clones. lil guy is going to be the ultimate kwizatz haderach when the skeem bene gesserit awaken his other memory.
I didn't know you could add emojis to a dog's name
>>4793041Is there single toadline owner that can type like sane person?
>>4792961Sam hyde closeup lookin motherfucker
>>4793120No. It’s part of the gimmick and thus sells the authenticity
>>4792750This nigga built like a brick
>>4793154Knox btfo, this is the new cuboid king
>>4793126
>>4792750https://suno.com/song/02e2a2c8-f448-4e0d-839f-8c5b33292a28WellIt's time, to reset up in this toadlineDon't fall down, don't let yo ass get left behindListen up, it's inbred pup, breedin' timeSiblin' to siblin', moms to sonsWorked well for them toadies, gon' stick to my gunsBreedin' up lil inbred loaves of pure toadie beefPETA harrassment and shamin' ain't made me turn no damn leafIn my shed all damn day gettin' dog families to playKeepin' up this shit so I can count me up some mad payBut a PETA keeps harrassin' me well what can I say?So it's time to reset toadies, now don't get in my way.Mixin' in some pittie, a little jack russell tooResetin' these inbreds is what we gon' doAnd maybe if they're good I'll give a bit of shitzuBut for now we'll keep that inbred ratio at a "2"But dogs lookin' weird like a Reticulan zooHybrid monstrosities from the planet XenuBut that's part of the game, don't lie 'cause y'all like it too?PT Barnum-style, so trueDog breedin', show stealin'Look-thievin', debt retrievin'Can't pay for ya dog it's leavin'Backyard breeders, take-your-money-and-leave-ya'sShowin' the whole world how hard we can squeeze ya'sGang sign, gang riz, social media bizHood cred, put the notion of a pedigree to bedDog town, wear a chain to show what's down
>>4791035I wonder how much progress the anon making this has made since then?
https://suno.com/song/82aca2dd-9ae2-4a19-b1e2-7a1ecd9a790dToadline madnessDyin' early, drownin' families in sadnessBut I ain't tryin' to spread frownin, nah, I just wanna spread gladnessToadline dogs, a status symbolAny other breeds get straight-up moggedPriced out forty-large to catch them marksThese ain't family dawgs, they for posin'With timbs and cars, flash cash for your mad drug stashHumvee, rims and all that classBut you can't buy taste, nah, and you can bet your assSo until thangs change, we gon' finna smashSlam slam knock knock it's the toadie line crewBang bang, shot shot we just stepped 2 uDawgs for G's non-stop 'til the day is throughOther breeders just don't know what the fuck to doMusclin' in on their dog-breedin' cornersSellin' off dogs in they hoods, little jack hornersYour family, all's reduced to straight mournerWearin' black and sobbin' while ya in a box in the cornerCryin' mom, absent dad, ya girl's cryin' but secretly gladDyin' for the dog breedin' game is madBut this toadie shit, a straight up gangAnd when we say we smash, we mean we slamAnd when we slam, you better act up, damn'Cause the toadie line crew is comin' 4 UDyin' early, drownin' families in sadnessBut I ain't tryin' to spread frownin, nah, I just wanna spread gladness
>>4793048what’s with the term “lock in” suddenly appearing over nighti have never heard or seen that term being used until this month
>>4793405I'm partial to COME GET INFECTED
Has their ever been any accidental crossbreeding with a toadline and a normal dog? Are their any Cocker SLAMMiels out there? Golden Toadskeemers? Skeema ibus? Tibetoad SLAMMtiffs? Skeemwolves?
>>4793405Lock in in toad culture means breedings
>>4793405Someone hasn't locked in his toadline heisenberg for 2k
>>4793405“Lock-In price” has been a thing for decades. You pay a certain percentage of the total price and you reserve your purchase or whatever. I’m not sure that’s what they mean when they say that though. A quick google search shows ishowspeed as making the phrase popular so it may be some zoomer bullshit. Or >>4793555
>>4793513The males can’t fuck and the females are usually already pregnant. Anything with “exotic” in the description might have some or just have a similar look though, could be worth searching.
>>4793513Outcrossing of any kind will immediately dissolve the SLAMMED genes. At best the cross will look like a kinda fucked up frenchie mix.
>>4793405That’s been a thing for some time, the meaning tends to change depending on context but I don’t recall when exactly it came about
>>4793569oh so it’s some zoomer faggot influencer making the term appear way too fucking often outside of its previous context
>>4791035I understand... the skeem. I have been staring at this all day and I want to see more.
The APEX of smashed and slammed.PIMPY GOD OPP.
>>4788043is this dog achondroplasia?
>>4788043>smart dog.webmNo chain, dumbass dog.
>>4793932NANI
Why do people enjoy breeding deformed monstrosities that can barely feed themselves
>>4793932インスタントプリズンスラマー (instant prison slammer)
>>4788588>Big E breeding the SMASHtodes using the skeemseedthink theres a market out there for naming different lineages after primarchsimagine telling people to lock in for a bucket of semen from HORUSLINE MICRO EXOTIX
>>4794806what the FUCK is that
>>4788575"Jaun" Gotty doesn't even look like a bully yet (see the small pitbull type manlet paws) but just an exeptionally muscular AmStaff
>>4790696huh is this why XL bullies are such a problem in U.K. and Ireland? They all come from the same few US dogs that were genetically predisposed to extreme violence?
>>4794937100000x folded nippon pyramid skeemu. they SMASHED and SRAMMED goldfish since before even the progenitors of the bullies existed.
>>4795048FREAKY INBRED CARP INFLATED AND BALLOONIFIED!! FAT DOUBLE TAIL PSYCHO MONSTER GOLDY CAN BARELY SWIM!! SPAWNED TO BLOONS AND CLOWNSEX GRANDFISH TO 3X GOOCH! THIS ONE BREEDS STRONG NONE OF THE CLUTCHES HAVE DORSAL FINS AT ALL!!! THIS KINKY MF DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A FISH ANYMOREI THINK WERE ONTO SOMETHING WITH BLOATLINE LOCK IN NOW BEFORE WE REACH THE MOON WITH THIS!!! WE RAKIN MILLIONS ON THESE FLOPPERS!!!
>>4791915Kinda looks like those jaw split vampires from blade 2
>>4795164This shit makes the bullies look well bred
>>4794900>ANGRONLINE>literally just ordinary pitbulls with AMASHED and SLAMMED limbs
>>4787949oh nice, a stolen reward for his safe return
if quads then someone will discover a new really funny or stupid name that hasn’t been posted before and was given to an actual dog within the next week
>>4795555The quads have been checked
>>4795164Bred to have two tumors on the sides of its face
>>4795559They're called "bubble eyes".You can't have sharp rocks or fake plants in your tank if you keep these for obvious reasons.
>>4795555IT HAS BEEN SMASHEDIT HAS BEEN SLAMMEDLET THE PROPHECY BE WRITTEN
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>>4795645hol up can i sell fresh and frozen seemin from a bitemeat? i wanna do a home investmint busniss mabe leik a pyrimid skeem??? do u accept copper wire as paymint??? can a bitemeat liv inside a old tire???
You see this thing running towards you, wyd?
>>4795929
>>4795929What is this things name?
>>4795929start rubbing his cock and get my sample container ready. this guys cum is worth more than its weight in gold for sure
>>4796257for a second i thought i was in /vp/which, for those curious, does have a toadline posting threadbut really that board is generally irredeemable dogshit so don’t go there
>>4795929damn AI movies sure are advanced these days
>>4795560any pics of one that shared a tank with those?
>>4796266bubble eye goldfish are a mystery to me, i used to see them in every pet store but i have never been in a fish room or seen anyone actually keeping them. either they just die immediately after someone buys them or its all a skeem.
>>4796266>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ZGhJABNX4:(
>>4796263nevermind the thread in question is archived now>>4796272>they just die immediately after someone buys themand you were expecting what
>>4796263I didn’t know people even used that
>>4795929dude why the fuck is his asshole so blown outare they raping these dogs??
>>4795929BALLS ON THE FOOTBALL
>>4796514… I mean, I wouldn’t put it past them.
>>4796514they bred for smaller dogs not smaller assholes
>>4787986You should specify only if they're a jew Matthew 15:24
>>4795929It doesn't have feet. It has slammers. It has literal slammers
>>4793513No just pit bulls. Pit bulls as a breed generally seem to attract nothing but the lowest IQ people for some reason. And they all like gangsta rap and "wilding" and doing trashy shit. No not necessarily just black people, it's like people who want pit bulls are all just a certain "type" you know what I mean?
>>4795929btw its testicles literally hit the ground when it runs lol
>>4797153We need to lock this thing in a cage.Can't risk the progenoid glands being damaged by it moving around.
>>4796836Bad bait, don’t even feel like pulling up the hundreds of scripures in the NT where Jesus says he will elevate the gentile over the Jew. And that the Jews are vipers. And that he brings his gospel to the whole world. But enjoy your cherry-picking retard
>>4797246>Jesus says he will elevate the gentile over the Jew.If he wanted to do this, why didn't he just SMASH and SLAM the jews?
>>4797255What do you think is happening right now?
>>4797175we need a model that just a torso, head and cock and balls to assure maximum safety
>>4788043>gee, brain. what are we going to do tonight?
>>4797153lol even his sperm is smashed and slammed
>>4795929the state of his paws is actually pretty sad, if you stop the vid at the right spots you can see how fucked they are
>>4797642Is it possible to clone something into the opposite gender?
>>4797645IMAGINE the incest-possibilities>you liked 2x pimpy, 3 times bape?>get ready for..... 22 times bape
>>4788132>>4789095>>4789114FUCK PIBBLES GON DO?
>>4795929I think we should kill breedersYeah I know theres a bit of a racist element due to the demographics the advertising appeals toBut i think we can make exceptions
>>4797656its just the feet and the blown out asshole that makes me sadapart from that the dog should be FINE JUST FINE
>>4797255God has been smashing and slamming the hebrews since they sent Joseph to Egypt. >>4797423It all comes back to serpentizing…>>4797646What will happen when 100 bape 100 Pimpy is reached? Truly the laws of heredity will be cast aside at that point.
>>4796514prostate stimulation to improve the fresh & frozen semen yield
>>4797660His body isnt meant to be shaped like that, a bully has gotta have a huge build to support his heavy bones
do we have numbers on how often a sought after dog gets studded, like how often does the dog fuck or get jacked off a day?>>4797665yeah i know its fucked but i personally only feel bad because of the poor crippled paws and well, the blown out asshole
>>4797663Honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was the case
>>4794900I will become the Fabius Bile of toadlines
>>4797760cucked and bound to the toadie gods in your pursuit of the perfect toad?
>>4797642Cloning is only the beginning. Soon the first Glowtoads (glowline?) will emerge, the amoral genetic modifications always start with bioluminescence. From there, anything is possible.
>>4795929The background and lighting looks like southern China, please don't tell me the Chinese have started with this shit too.
>>4797976
>>4797976It is China, but how the FUCK could you tell just by some parking lots and the lighting?
>>4798052Obsession.
>>4798052The trucks and just road infrastructure is quite easy to recognize if you've seen a fair deal of footage of urban China.>>4798053Perhaps, but not in the way you think.
>>4797246>Bad bait, don’t even feel like pulling up the hundreds of scriptures where Jesus says he will elevate the gentile over the Jew.Ok, then post one.
>>4798126Are you still letting people into hell? I want to be a horse
>>4798126I like the idea of a Hell that turns you into a sinner so that nobody can ever join Heaven what the fuck am i talking about
>>4797976>>4798058Southern China in particular is also, well… a bit different from the north, and generally not as developed
>>4798024>they even have the toadline breeder aesthetic down patBeyond parody, only extinction can save these animals now
>>4788156You know, if it were any other breed this shit would make me angry. It's fucked up and cruel. But they're pibbles, so I just laugh at them.
>>4798126
Pitbulls don't have an inherent aggression problem they just need to be fucking trained, not have their asshole ripped out of their body through breedingWhat a fucking insane "solution" to a problem that could easily be solved by being a responsible dog owner
>>4798333I think he was just having a laff mate.
>>4798333No, stop fooling yourself, they have an inherent aggression problem. They have literally been bred over hundreds of generations to kill things for people's amusement. You cannot train that out of them any more than a retriever's instinct to retrieve things or a shepherd's instinct to herd animals. You can raise them from fucking puppies in a happy and healthy home and they'll still gleefully kill things, and the statistics bear that out.
>>4798126This is a toadline thread either post toadlines or go to /his/ to complain about religion
