Helltaker General #161Getting Used To The New Digs editionWelcome to /htg/, the Helltaker game general.Post art, gameplay, tips, how much you want to [cuddle] a demon, autistic fanfic, whatever is related to the game.>Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/>itch.io: https://vanripper.itch.io/helltaker>"What is Helltaker?"Helltaker is short, free to play puzzle game in which you control a man who journeys into the depths to Hell to make a dream of creating a harem of sharp dressed demon girls a reality.>"Why /htg/ and not something shorter?"Because "/hg/" is used by Halo General.>"Why a general for an hour-long game?"Apart from typical waifu autism, Vanripper, Helltaker's creator, had considered making the game open source, meaning fan-made content and expansions.Fan projects are also on the table, such as spin-off games, mods, and dating sims!Also every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, join us for Harem Hellfighters!>Level Editor Modhttps://v-null.itch.io/helltaker-mod-editorGuides--------->Full game/achievements guidehttps://gamesgds.com/helltaker-chapters-how-to-complete-and-achievements-how-to-get/>Helltaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iybUh3-WtfE [Open]>Examtaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGNdQLIUtw [Open]Media--------->Vanripper's Twitterhttps://twitter.com/vanripperart>Vanripper HT comic archiveshttps://twitter.com/i/events/1257962875831947264>Vanripper stream archiveshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5pycTgSAvaB4EE1h_bZOQl2DHiHFy6_g>Helltaker Booruhttps://helltaker.booru.org/index.php>/htg/ Archiveshttps://pastebin.com/AY4X4ihb---------Previous thread:>>8062728
>For years, Hell has been working on a secret project for the perfect armored vehicle >It's more difficult than it sounds; even your basic demon can flip an APC somewhat easily >Therefore, years were spent by Astaroth to make armor strong enough to contend not only with demons and angels, but with human weapons as well >Finally, with assistance from Beelzebub and her knowledge of runic magic, a prototype has been built >The Battlestation is by far the largest tank in Creation, coming in at a heart-stopping 333 tons (302.093 metric tons) exactly>It is 66 feet (20.117 meters) long, 24 feet (7.3152 meters) wide, and 17 feet (5.1816 meters) high >the turret has 3 250mm cannons, two on top and one on the bottom in an upside down triangle >They can all fire any type of shot, but most often the top two fire explosive rounds while the bottom fires solid shot>The top of the turret has the hatch, of course, along with two machine gun turrets on each side and a hellfire thrower in front >The chassis itself has a 460mm mortar in front, using experimental rocket-propelled ammunition >It can also operate as a massive shotgun for close-quarters warfare >Two turrets on each side of the chassis protect the flanks and front >Two turrets are in the back, one being another hellfire thrower, another utilizing ghosgene gas designed by Modeus>Unlike other uses of the rare poison gas, this type is sprayed out in a pressurized and liquid form, leaving a trail of death in its wake and preventing any potential pursuers from giving chase >The Battlestation has, in total, 9 turrets and 4 cannon>The Battlestation is propelled on spiked tracks, crushing all in its inexorable path to ruin>Such a terror tank would be slow if it were to use even the largest mortal engines, but fortunately for Astaroth it has been outfitted with a miniature Soul Furnace >With this, it can reach a top speed of 35 MPH (56.327 KPH)1/2
>The inside of the Battlestation is mostly auto-loaders working the cannons, freeing space for ammunition and a command center>the only crew within the Battlestation other than the gunners are the driver, the commander, and the engineer >From within the Battlestation, strikes can be radioed in, orders issued, and plans drawn up>With all this weaponry, The Battlestation is certainly a huge target >This is what caused most of the development hell: how to protect the Battlestation from anything that could be thrown at it>Astaroth and Beelzebub, once she was released from the Abyss, created powerful runes of protection >They were stamped onto every single piece of armor, from gun turrets to tracks to chassis >This, combined with the nigh-impossible forging process and the 152.4 mm (6 inch) armor, has made the Battlestation all but invincible >Using a stolen M1 Abrams and squadron to test its resilience, the Battlestation didn't even suffer a dent, not even at point-blank range>The Abrams can normally pierce up to 21 inches (540mm) of armor, however the magic-enhanced armor of the Battlestation renders the MBT powerless>In contrast, the Battlestation's cannons destroyed the Abrams in one shot, annihilating the captured squadron with hellfire >Astaroth reportedly laughed madly after this showing, falling off her embroidered chair>After this, the prototype was shown to Lucifer in a grand presentation >Astaroth stood in full armor before the stage, fighting the urge to smile>She commanded the curtains lifted, and gasps filled the open area >"Stoke the furnaces! Fire up the engines! Arm all batteries! UNLEASH THE BATTLESTATION!" >The behemoth rumbled out of its station and onto the stage>Astaroth has never felt so alive, giggling like a schoolgirl >For now she knows that the conquest of Heaven is inevitable >https://youtu.be/62YOEKqN43A?si=FQ1N7uEM46tVMK_m
I don't even post in this general, but seeing that big Battalion Wars-related text dump has made my day.
>>8132246I'm glad you loved it, I loved making it.
>>8131407>picrelIf I saw that, I'd immediately pin her down, spread her legs, and put it in.
Did some Lucifer for drawthread, figured i'd share here! Kind of want to do more in the future.
>>8132454You should, very nice work.
>>8132917How can one Lucy be so smug?
>>8132917>Modeus embarrassed about being nudeShe runs naked every so often, what's the difference?
>>8132917I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd take my seat between Malina and ZdradaBoth because I like them and because I'd get a nice view of Judgements ass
>>8133726Just be sure to get Malinka's vodka barrel for her
>>8132917It's so sad that Vanripper still can't afford a lower jaw.
>>8134296Jaws are expensive.
>>8132917the sleepy one has the right idea
>>8134296Poland has no lower jaws for sale.
>>8131930>>8131937I'm guessing that she dresses like Lord Ferrok?
>>8135069>YWN have Astaroth LARP as the Iron Legion and embarrass herself in front of you
>>8135645I just want to hear her Valley Girl accent.
>>8136145Her punishments are getting more creative by the day
We've seen muscular Judgement, but where's muscular Lucy?
>>8137242She doesn't need muscle, she needs bubs like >>8137686
>>8137686Bigger.
>>8138253
>>8138956What does fli milk taste like?
>>8139239Better than any milk you've ever had.
>>8138956I bet she's an absolute titfuck goddess with those udders.
So if Lucifer is queen, who gave her the title of CEO?
>>8140066>bet she's an absolute titfuck goddess with those udders...as is Zdrada with her Bitch Tits:
Astaroth has fuckable tits too:
>>8141339...very fuckable:
>>8141341>very fuckableAs are Judgement's:
>>8141343>T H I C CThere's so much of her to choose from!:
>>8141339>OrouuThis must be Astaroth's angle equivalent:
>>8140874>if Lucifer is queen, who gave her the title of CEO?>pic
>>8141351Smugifer:
T H I C Cifer:
>£6.66>$6.66I'd pay more than that to fuck Malina's tits:
Pande's pandes:
>>8141373The amount of blush displayed by this Malina is very acceptable
The Malinka must be smooched. Yes:
>>8141339>>8141341>>8141347>she will never have angry dommy mommy sex with youWHYWHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER
>>8141595Bold of you to assume she likes humans.
>>8141390Need both
>>8141813That's... part of the reason why I said "never"?
>>8141937Ah, I thought it's because she's not real.>Please God let me drive Astaroth in her Battlestation
>>8141946That's the other part of the reason, anon. Although tulpas do exist, don't let reality stop you on your path to the industrial waifu.
>>8141339>>8141341I can fix her.
>>8142195Nothing to fix, though
You know what today is?
>>8143488The day after the bread anniversary?
>>8143631Belial baked that bread.
>>8143488pizza party with funny mustache man
The chocolate cards are the reach-around you get when the government pegs you.
>>8144048Pic related?
>>8144080they both know how to work an oven, but close enough
>>8144056That's why Hell's better, it has less taxes.
>>8143488Monika's favorite day, I'm sure.
>>8144352
>>8131407Join>>>/vg/474491174>>>/vg/474491174
RUN... LITTUL DEMONS
bare them
>>8145567It's not time yet, though.
>>8145595Lucifer runs from no man. Michael, on the other hand...
>>8146041I would be terrified too:
>>8146461I thought that Michael would have impaled them, since she loves Romania so much.
>>8145567why go where I can't post tits
>This is Zdrada writing now. I swiped this diary from Azazel's room while Michael was going nuts>Let me explain what's been happening>first, Modeus was doing some wild shit upstairs yesterday, so we stayed down here to avoid getting too worked up>I like fucking as much as the next demon, but Modeus is on another level>Around Noon, we start hearing someone else up there, screaming, "I love you" over and over>Now I'm thinking, "who the fuck's still up there? Do they want to get high off lust?">Carolina, that four-eyed nerd, went pale after hearing it>I asked why and she said, "That's Archangel Michael's voice. She's still up there!">That other angel, Daciana, said "That's impossible, silly! Michael can't be affected by such things!">Dumbass>Hey, "Daciana the Dumbass"! Describes her perfectly>Azazel volunteered to go upstairs, and was handed a gas mask by Pandemonica>I didn't know what was going on up there, but a few minutes later she rushes back downstairs, Michael in her arms>"It was her, and she doesn't look too good!">Bitch, that girl's in Heaven right now, so to speak!>Michael was mumbling about some guy named Codreanu, and she was SOAKED>Seriously, it looked like she came an entire ocean in her pants>Her eyes, which were rolled back into her head, had hearts in them like Modeus >I didn't even know archangels could look like this before!>I know Gabriel sure as shit couldn't>Azazel laid her down and Carolina ran outside, probably to get Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum >Gabriel came in, and rushed to Michael's side too>I don't really get the panic. She's just horny, not dead!1/3
>Gabriel tried to ask her what happened, but just got shaky moans in response>Eventually, Michael was able to get up and explain. I'm going to quote what she said here>"A-ah, C-Codreanu...I can't stop thinking about my love...oh, my, I'm going to...">Uriel and Remiel kicked down the door then, Carolina rushing in after them>Uriel, that's Tweedle-dee, started to shout at us>"What have you done to our captain, you unholy abominations?! ANSWER ME!">Remiel had a shotgun in her hand, and cocked it >Michael let out a scream filled with lust, and we turned towards her>She was on her knees, rubbing her cooch and shaking like she had 30 vibrators all over her body>Her tongue was lolling out of her mouth, and she had a stupid smile on her face>She was mumbling about that guy she loves, and was drooling like a fucking waterfall2/3
>>8147424Crap, posted the same thing twice. My mistake.>Long story short, Michael was put in Justice's room after passing out from overstimulation, Malina cleaned the carpet for about 3 hours, mumbling about how dirty it was, and Uriel and Remiel threatened to kill us multiple times>Remiel yelled at me, "You don't scare me, punk! I killed fitty demons back when Loserfer had her temper tantrum!">Eventually they left, Carolina staying to make sure that Michael would be okay and setting up a telegraph to communicate with them if anything goes wrong >A. Fucking. Telegraph.>Anyway, I didn't think that an archangel could have a crush, but I guess that anything's possible with these fucking kooks>Still, they do care for their own, and that's something you don't see in Hell often, if at all>Perhaps we're all fortunate to have each other, crazy as that may sound>I mean, how else does the queen of Hell and a human come together if not for a greater purpose?>My heart tells me that we have some part to play yet, for good or ill, before the end; and when that comes, our little "family" may rule the fate of many.>I just hope that we make it out alright, Malinka especially 3/3
I wanna kiss this cute nerd all over
>>8147538And she deserves every single kiss.
>>8146736She can impale me, if you know what I mean.
>>8148465I don't, describe it in painstaking detail if you would.
>>8147538She reminds me of Gaz. Actually, she might be a long-lost ancestor of Gaz.
>>8147538Too bad I can't take a magma bath with her.
>>8149959Magma is the best for bathing, it cleans out all the germs and stains.
>>8150784Come now, we all know her butt's bigger than that!
>>8150980She's been cutting down on the alcohol lately.
>>8152413Now there is a proper Malinkass.
>>8153089Dem thighs.
>>8153089Why do her arms turn black like that?
>>8154106she's about to perform a visceral attack
>>8154260I see, the hands become like iron blades.
Dat Cleavage:
>>8155287Dat Sideboob:
Dat Lucy:
>>8155287>>8155290>>8155293She is in all cases worthy of the title "Queen of Hell".
>>8155822>LucyThere's so much of her to choose from!:
>>8156030...and more to see of Lucy:
A(I) wild Baphomet appears!:
>>8155287I want to plant my face between those two cakes.
>>8156261Still has beauty, I suppose Helltaker's impossible to make bad.
>>8156030I choose angy Luci.
So Astaroth's made a big-ass tank, eh? Smart and beautiful, I like it.
>>8158728How much did she drink to get that high?!
>>8159166About a gallon. Malina's disgusted at the mess she's about to clean up.
>>8157837She's probably the hardest worker in Hell, but she always has time for her viper.
>>8160135Even when she smiles, she has resting bitch face.
>>8158728She IS lean incarnate.
McDonald's in Helltaker's world is surprisingly high quality.
>>8160437And that's a good thing.
>>8161384Love the Modeus in the middle njxtsof eating
>>8161384The prices are still high though.
>>8162194I'm sure Michael will pay for it all, Azzy.
>>8161384>>816219410/10
>>8161384A commanding presence as always, Lucifer:
>>8162548>"How much is it this, time, my little angel?">"Quadruple digits!">"... Alright, I'll pay for it.">....they just want the Legion's coffers, don't they?
>>8163631She's going to snap one of these days.
>>8164316That's Lucy's problem, not mine
Gotta get this back up
>>8165218Nothing Dr. Beel can't fix.
>>8165465can she fix whatever the fucks wrong with Peridotspammers brain?
>>8165588Beel's done work on brains before. Why, who's Peridotspammer?
I can fix her.
>>8166379I for one see nothing wrong with her.
>>8166379Those are some long pigtails
>page 6safety bump
>>8168652No need for bumps anymore, this baby can last up to 20 hours without a post I've heard. Here's an angel for you.
>>8168750She looks pretty. I bet she gives good hugs.
>>8168750>No need for bumps anymorenot if the mods are asleep and the spammer's back
>>8168755She will wrap you up in her coat and loves cuddles.
>>8169193Perfection.
>>8169193>>8169295What of the other archangels?
>>8169528Michael secretly loves being spanked.
>>8169985>>8169528And Gabriel is a masochist, especially if you squeeze her hands. She'll never admit to it, claiming it's training for painful situations.
>>8170246Uriel enjoys being dominated and especially being told she's a bad sinner and getting punished:
>>8170863Remiel would somehow add guns into the equation:
>>8171317is that a 50cal?
>>8171679A holy .50 Cal, yes. Bullets made of silver and magic make demon-killing from 7 miles away a breeze.
>>8171317>>8171679>>8171926Automatic holy .50 caliber gun makes demons holey.
What's she worried about?
>>8172798The Knights Templar just broke her spell over them
>>8173461Who's the lucky guy?
>>8173461>>8174059I wish it was me.
Bitch is maid for sex:
>>8174519...as is Malina:
Ahhhhh, that smoky flavour of Glasses Bitch by Noaharbre:
A wild Mastema appears!:
teh doggi iz luud:
Modeus is doing her impression of Cockmongler:
>>8174548There's so much of her to choose from!:
>>8174528I would gently kiss her scars and soothe the soreness she still feels in her neck.
>>8174550Does anyone else get a semi-uncomfortable feeling when you look at Baphomet? Like something's....off?
Bathing Beauty Baphie:...with additional Azazel in the nud at no extra cost:
>>8174885Mastema a cute:
>>8175256...very cute:
Why, she's as 'Ara~ Ara~' as Generic here:
"Get that damn thing off her neck!I'm the head of the board now, I'm bored of her headSharpen up the blade boys! What are we waiting for?Here's where we all get ahead!"—The Headless Waltz, Aurelio Voltaire >Mastema is a rather recent demon, having been kicked out of Heaven>She reportedly called God a "Spineless cunt who can't even keep her angels from fighting each other.">For this, she was decapitated and thrown down from Heaven>Beelzebub, recently freed, saw her body and decided to do a little experimentation>She first reattached the head, a simple operation for her>She then transferred a human soul over to the body, which immediately started living again>It seems that the soul transfer was a complete success >However, there is something strange that's happened as a result...>Apparently, the old Mastema's personality is back as well, despite her being very much dead>This has led to a theory that, even if a demon or an angel has experienced true death, remnants of their spirit still exist in some form for a while afterwards >Perhaps this explains Modeus' condition of being the Revenant?
>>8175479Thanks for the reminder, Lorebro. Have a Mastema:
>>8175680She has that tomboyish quality about her, but we know who is best tomboy demon:
>>8175680...and even more to see of Mastema:
>>8174519>>8174522Very good. I love maid outfits and frilly undergarments.Sadly, I have none to post of the Helltaker ladies.
>>8175814She's ready for field study, I see.
>>8175202nice tanlines
>>8175202I had no idea Azazel had abs.
>>8176871Justice and/or Michael has been helping out.
>>8175814Here's one for you, anon:
>>8177913WOOOO, BEEL'S DRUNK AGAIN!
>>8177913Best MILF
What song is her favorite?
>>8179042https://youtu.be/LJFmG3ltKJw?si=XWq9UuUyMxXEpbTa
>>8177913Krek?>>8179042https://youtu.be/J_DV9b0x7v4
>>8179583And if anyone finds out, that's the end of them.
>>8179402>>8179583Both of these, but she'll only play the latter when Belphegor asks her to.
>>8180489She's the smuggest of the exiles and she knows it
Cerberus looks different today...
>>8181285That's her boyfriends and girlfriend.
What does Belphegor's hair smell like?
>>8182264Apples and rich milk chocolate.
>>8182767As they should be.
>>8181285You're right.
>>8183219Bros, why is she such a perfect wife?
>>8183254Because entire songs are dedicated to her glory.
https://youtu.be/z8hbzepl0YQDemons, put spears and swords in hand, the angels charge with spread wings, We will stop them for Hell, our home, may Lucifer protect usHeia Ho, heia ho, heia ho, hallihallo!The angels strike with silvered sword, thick armor on their bodyWe shall strike back and hit their wings, no armor there, their folly!Heia Ho, heia ho, heia ho, hallihallo!No armor nor shield will protect them, when they're lying on the ground, We'll strike weak points between their joints, and we shall conquer Heaven!Heia Ho, heia ho, heia ho, hallihallo!And when they die upon the ground, blood pouring from gunfire,We'll slaughter all angels and men, and burn them in hellfire!Heia Ho, heia ho, heia ho, hallihallo!
>>8183316Case in point, >>8183692
>>8183692Demons don't screw about, holy shit.
I want to cover Belphegor's nipples in whipped cream and lick them.
>>8185942>whipped cream
>>8186090It's one of the things that turns her on, alongside chocolate-covered strawberries.
who are all these new demons like generic or mastemaare they ocs or did helltaker get expanded beyond my knowledge
>>8131930Cool, enjoy being pounded by artillery and airstrikes.
>>8186251Generic was used as a template by Vanripper, she later became her own demon. The others are OCs.
>>8186229>>>>>>>chocolate
>>8186254No way is it being sent in alone; it'll have the most elite in Hell accompanying it, fliers, witch-engineers, and artillery included. It certainly can't ford a river on its own, but Astaroth's not dumb enough to let that happen.
>>8186303>Witch-engineers I didn't know Hell had magitech.
Very sus.
Hell customer service, please hold.Hell customer service, please hold.(These drinks aren't working. I need coffee!)Hell customer service, please hold.
>>8186852Michael's just trying to keep Azzy on the straight and narrow path.
>>8187546If she gets a pleasure loop here, you'll be drained for days.
>>8188119I am perfectly alright with that thank you very much
Demonea, the Translator Demon"And there appeared unto them cloven tongues, like fire, and it sat upon each of them. And they were all filled with the holy Ghost, and began to speak withother tongues, as theSpirit gave them utterance." —Acts 2, 3-4>Demonea is Generic's personal assistant and translator >The flame above her head allows her to speak in any language, real or fictional >She can even speak the language mortals used before the Tower of Babel was built>Demonea is never seen without her disconnected wings, which are comically small>She prefers to float instead of walk, her tiny wings barely keeping her aloft>This has the added benefit of making her approach silent, meaning that she could be anywhere Generic wants her to be hidden and most would not even know she was ever there>Her mood is perpetually sour, and she makes it well known >She glares at any who attempt to speak to her, growling slightly >She also shapeshifts her skin red and hair blonde to put off any potential "suitors" >Demonea answers only to the Elder Demons, and Generic in particular >She does love one thing: Invader Zim>Some say it's because she sees herself in Gaz>Others say it's because she loves Zim and/or Gir>Any questions are met with naught but glares and occasionally an insult or two in another language >Her favorite one is "You have the intelligence of a monkey. Your house is like a pigsty. Your living room is like an oven."
>>8189626Hell's diplomats are well-trained with Generic at the helm.
Leliel is a cute!
>>8190208I want her to teach me theoretical physics:
>>8190744Only when she's had her coffee.
where is the porn in this thread?
>>8192418Here:>>8187546
>>8192418I prefer lewds myself
>>8193474Ponder the aroma.
>>8193860Like strength and cuteness all in one.
>>8193474Behemoth is the real Chad.
>>8195578What's her favorite anime?
>>8196164Lucky Star and Chibi Devi.
MUST BREED MUSCLE GIRL JUDGEMENT.
>>8195578>picrelMy neck is ready.
Doggy Feet:
>>8189626For Lorebro never failing with his imagination, more Demonea required:
Lol, a Kindred spirit indeed:
A wild Glasses Bitch appears!:
A little something else for Lorebro:
...meanwhile, Lucy doing her Dandy Hell Dance:
What's your reply to Baphomet...?!:
>>8197697...and Malina is ready to clean up the mess:
Speaking of necks, more Mastema:
>>8197564...and you deserve more Judgement:
>>8197564Is Maid Judgement breedable?:
Judgement's tits are very breedable here:
Judgement is very breedable in a bikini on the beach:
>>8197781This is Justice and Judgement, correct? Though the one on the left looks different, that must be Themis, the first High Prosecutor.
>>8197787>"Yes">*rip a fat fart and pull the covers over her face*
>>8197965Bad idea, she has a dick.
>>8197910I like it, and she has the sunglasses Justice will wear for the same reason.
More.
>>8200420What position does Ziz enjoy most?
>>8201052Doggy style, especially considering her only kink.
>>8200420I unironically want this big girl to overpower me, mount me, and fuck me rough.
>>8201602She loves bunnies, and if she loves you she'll breed like one.
>>8198821nuh uh
>>8201944Yuh huh, she's a real freaky demon.
>>8201935Hot
miss u bros
>>8204288We'll always be friends, no matter the distance between us.
>>8204288How're things over in /hg/?
>>8204288Miss you too, lads
>>8205566God she's so cute
>>8205566Poor girl misses Cortana.
>"Why do I smile? It's simple, really.>Imagine a house of mirrors, a labyrinth of confusion and chaos.>You think that's confusing? Try looking inside my head. It's a funhouse of feasts, a carnival of carnage!>And yet, when I reflect in juuuuuust the right way...there she is.>Black pigtails, prim and proper, utterly unaware of the madness around her.>Such innocence....such stupidity.>Frankly, I think i look and feel better like this! Think about it: I'm free to do whatever I so please without answering to ANYONE!>Not God, not Lucifer, not even reason!>Madness, my dear Anon, is freedom.>So smile, laugh out loud, as loud as you wish! Have fun, enjoy the sweets of this world and skip to your lou!>Sing Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah while the world cries over things that they'll laugh at in 20 years!>Everyone else can have their senses, their boring-as-bum jobs and their faux offense.>I'll just lay back and set up a chair or two when they lose their minds and want to start over.>They'll see, and so will you. Hmhm, after all, they always do~."
>>8131407Godawful/forbidden question: tell me your favorite fan child of your favorite demon girl.
>>8206782Lucifer's child.
>>8207071
>>8206766Oh great, Joker Belphegor. Now she's nutso and dangerous
>>8207858She's like that anyway, Anon.
Dicky-dicky:
>>8208578Gropy-gropy:...and who wouldn't want to be in her position, feeling up Judgement?! Groping her tits is Justice.
>>8208587Who wouldn't want to be in Azazel's position here, feeling up Judgement...?!:
>>8208591...or being between Bitch & Judgement?:
Grope the Bitch:
>>8208595Grope the fli:
>>8206766>>8207858Not even Belphie would mess with a sword-wielding Lucy...:
>>8208611...least of all a Lucy with a loaded frying pan:
Pande sees your _____ :
>>8208617Coffee.
>>8208611>Not her classic Trident
>>8208597>you... heh... you actually like it?Embarrassed fly is good.
>>8206766>Filename I see what you did there.
WOOOO HELLTAKER ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW
>>8210404Don't fret Lucy, we're all still here.
>Helltaker is a setting along the same lines as Monster Musume>Our strange fascination with monster girls extends to demons and angels as well>Since the days of ancient Greece and before, we have been in love with the divine, quite literally>There's more than a few people in mythology who have tried to seduce gods and goddesses, and Aphrodite outright instigated some of those affairs, having many lovers herself >Even now in our modern era, people draw art and write stories about different deities loving them. The favorite nowadays are demon girls>I suppose that this is because demon girls are seen as being more open to sleeping with mortals, seeing as they have little to no rules to follow>This brings us to the game itself>You play as a man who has a dream about having a harem of demon girls>Instead of dismissing it as a fantasy and moving on, he goes down into Hell to get himself that harem>Think about that>Helltaker had a dream, and instead of doing what everyone else does and see it as merely a dream, he goes into HELL in order to make his dreams a reality>If we all had that kind of drive, we would get a lot more done, like land on Mars>Lazy NASA bastards >And not only does he go into Hell to get a harem, he actually ACCOMPLISHES this next-to-impossible goal>Nobody else has done this, as Lucy says that he was the first to turn down her offer of servitude 1/2
>The allegory is thus:>Helltaker represents the human will to accomplish our goals, no matter how impossible they may be>Hell represents the seemingly unconquerable odds in front of us, imposing and somewhat terrifying at first glance>These odds are stated as such in the intro: "It was, however, not an easy dream to achieve. It could cost you your life.">But just as Helltaker got his harem and earned his happy ending, so too shall we if we keep pushing forwards in spite of the odds>I think Helltaker himself said it best when he said, "When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough.">So take a lesson from this Chad. Take a chance and accomplish your dreams no matter the odds>And if things don't quite work out the way you thought they would, do what Helltaker does, make the most of it and have some fun doing so.2/2
>>8211524>>821152610/10, that's what it's all about in the end.
We haven't seen a whole lot of the man himself, so here you go.
>>8211715>and then went blind againLucy wishes that happened to her too.
>>8211719She's not that fortunate, but Helltaker's seen it purely to gain a resistance to it.
Happy 4th anniversary guys!
i just realized we are on red board and i can post some of the spicier generations now
>>8212187Quality's getting better every time, AI Anon.
>>8212162Thanks, here's some pancakes.
>>8213322If only it were so easy in real life
What did Lucy do this time?
>>8214555Looks like she mixed up poison and something else by accident and realized too late.
you should encourage him to draw instead of churning out ai slop
>>8214684>"LUCIFER THAT WASN'T GRAPE JUICE, THAT WAS BEELZEBUB'S COFFEE , IT HAD HER SPITTLE IN IT!">"...ghhhhhh, I feel sick. Just gotta lean here...">"Hm? Oh, hello miss Lucifer! Are you well?"
New pic by Vanripper:...and it seems Pande & Bitch have been punished by Judgement.
Here's Lil' Azzy to bless us this Sunday:
>>8215078...along with a whole load of smol angles:
For slop 8214688, a wild Baph-AI-omet appears!:
The amount of blush displayed by this Lucy is very acceptable
>>8215078Thank you, Lil' Azzy!
>>8215087Nothing's slop when Baphy is around.
>>8215061>"Schiße, this is why we don't anger ze High Prosecutor, Zdrada!,">"Oh no, this is EXACTLY why we piss her off~"
>>8215087Her ankles would snap in 30 different places if she stood up>>8215102Cute!
>>8217283>Assuming that physics has any hold over spiritual creatures.The biologically impossible is quite possible for them, thanks to shape-shifting.
Comfy thread.
NEW THREAD GET IN: >>8217854
>>8217781>thanks to crappy algorithms*
