What martial art to survive england?
>>192940idk, sorry anon
>>192941kys
>>192942Make better threads, faggot
>>192940Kali First aid
>>192940500mile sprint
>>192940argy-bargy
>>192940Sumo. You need to be able to withstand a charge from Barry the Northman, and the protective layer of fat will help you survive the inevitable random stabbings that you'll get if you spend any significant amount of time in a city.
>>192940Buggery
>>192940Lmao, the boomer stoober is going to prison for the rest of his dumb life.
>>192940HEMA + never take off your plate armor in public.
>>192940Cane-fighting. Canes are perfectly legal to carry around even in Bongistan and a long stick is your best chance against a short knife.
>>192940...you do know that happened in the U.S. right? Apple River in Wisconsin. Sorry just your pic led me to believe you're implying the event that inspired that meme took place in the U.K. and maybe don't go?
Bar-doMastery of the british law code.
>>198076And the "boomer" guy was romanian I think.
>>192940No joke for dealing with a knife,boxing and wrestling. if you have good defense you will be fine.Also get a stab vest to wear under your clothes if you go out.
>>192940I don’t have the money or power to get a martial arts loicence so I couldn’t tell you
>>1981>gets stabbed in the neck, bleeds out and dies in 15 seconds
>>192940Bartitsu is a hybrid martial art that developed in England.
>>197972Actually somewhat sensible answer. There's that fag who's been dressing up in regency era clothes all his life, maybe take a page out of his book.