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ANON MY 4CHAN PASS IS 10 (TEN) YEARS OLD
AND THAT'S OLD!
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>not renewing your pass annually with a new account to disassociate from your ban history
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>>127431
Why would anyone care about your ban history?
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>>127003
19 september, yes
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>>127436
they might make an exception for pass-holders, but I once had the same IP address for 2 years and got like 20 bans in that time and they gave me a long ban (I think 30 days) because I had so many. Which it really wasn't that many, it was less than 1 ban per month and they were mostly for small things like replying to an off-topic thread. But apparently that's a thing where mods will eventually give you an extra long ban just because you had a bunch of small bans in your ban history
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>>120716
>10 years old
Am I allowed to UOOOOOH here?

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Temujin Kensu is a Michigan man who was wrongfully convicted of the 1986 murder of Scott Macklem in Port Huron, Michigan. Temujin has spent 37 years in prison for this crime while the real killers are still likely free. It is widely believed that Scott Macklem was killed for his involvement in the drug trade be other people involved in the drug trade. Port Huron is a border own next to the Blue Water Bridge into Canada, and a ton of drugs go through Port Huron on their way into Canada. Four Michigan governors and the entire state appeals court system have failed to remedy this injustice.

Free Temujin Kensu.

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Is your country also rangebanned, anon? ( ・_・。)
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Leaf here. Pretty sure I'm the most hated.

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Vtubers are neat.
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Fish go in the tank
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>>126675
Pika come back...
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I remember back when it was just Kizuna Ai doing things. I don't know what's all up with all this drama nowadays.
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vtubers are gay

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It's time for Marisa
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CATWITCH
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WITCHWICH

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let's make this thread live for 10 years!
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poop fart 2024!!!
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>>125600
did it work
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Posting without a meaningful contribution just to take us one step closer to the bump limit
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>>122038
Where did you get this picture of my parents?

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Fellow /vip/ pass holders, ITT share investment tips with fellow non-poorfags.
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Gentlemen, it's been an honor.
Janny is crashing, and I don't think he'll make it.
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>>127395
At least we'll be going out with a bang
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All my apes gone
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fags
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Did the owner dissapear or is he just scamming people now?
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>>127228
yes, but the actual page you buy passes from has been down for almost a week now.
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>>126979
how long have you been able to do that?
what the fuck is stripe even
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>>127264
wait what the fuck I just bought a pass recently, I want my $10 """convenience""" fee back
especially since I had to email the retard to remind him to buy my stupid pass
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Lotta retards itt
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I buy passes with crypto. You can use coinbase to stake crypto and use the money you make from it to buy a pass. I wouldn't buy crypto now because the prices are so high, but when it drops, you should give a try.

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How are my /vip/ friends doing though?
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ze!
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i just want to check the year, disregard
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>>126883
not good enough

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Nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger. Wait. I forgot to carry an n.

Hmm, if I multiply.... wait, I got it! After 4 years straight of working on my equation and thesis, I finally found the missing component!

Nigger.
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nigger
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nigger
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>>122136
nigger
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nigger
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nigger

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Can the mods make Yotsuba Stock Exchange a new board for real?
It’s really fun!

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test
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Test
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>bullshit
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Oh I see how it is

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I think i love my gf
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I just hate myself for doing this. I took her on a small weekend away in a hotel which was the first time I did something like that in over 10 years. All because I loved her so much. I tried to get out the comfort zone for her. I made so much plans to do more. But it was winter time and there wasn't too much to do outside anyway. She told me I shouldn't make plans but I should make memories instead. What the fuck does that even mean? I would have died for this girl if I had to. Why was I so stupid and didn't I do more for her? I took her out to dinner, which is something I hate because I dislike busy places. She knew, but I did it for her. And would do it again. I would get better at it. But it wasn't fast enough.

Why did she leave me... I would have done everything for her. I'm such an asshole that I didn;t do more social stuff with her. I really wanted to, even though it was uncomfortable for me, I knew it would be good for myself too to do these kind of things.

I thought we were gonna do these things anyway. But from one moment to another she just told me she wasn't happy and wanted to leave.

I'm in shock still and I know for a fact that I wont ever find someone like her again. I have had heart break before, but not like this. Literally the chances of finding someone like her again are astronomical so my life is over and I will be living it alone from now on.

I just had to get this off my chest.

To anyone reading this: Never give up and always work your hardest for the people you love

Goodbye
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I sometimes responded angry and annoyed to her when she was messing up with my routine. I'm usually a morning person and she is a night person and works evenings too. So I went to bed earlier and woke up earlier. But I didn't knew this was a problem. I always slipped out of bed quietly, closed the bedroom door and let her sleep in. I did everything for her. Made her breakfast in bed if she wanted to. But also was manhandling her if she wanted to. I know how to treat girls and give them everything, but the lack of social stuff we did outside the house was the thing she choose to break up with me over with.

I know I am never gonna find something like this ever again. Or the chances are so extremely rare. Obviously I still hope she changes her mind, but her mind has been made up and I know I should let go. So i'm just writing this off my chest to help me let go.

I have been depressed in the past, and now I am depressed again. The only reason i'm not killing myself is that it would wreck my family so I will send my pain to them which would be unfair. So i'll just have to carry this.
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>>125806
The Word of God here

your gf has cheated on you with spirit sex using the gift of Jezebel (Jezebeth in Latin) a total of 3 times. The first time she used the gift she used it on the one claiming in her head to be God, jamming a dick down his throat. The secondtime she used it she fucked you, with yet again, a dick down your throat due to her anger (you felt it as a "frog in your throat"), and the third time, she jammed a dick down her pussy thinking it was not real in its entirety.

Was it cheating? Or did Jezebeth date-rape her when she described in honesty and in full that she would have given her a blessing allowing her to rape others with other men's dicks?

In your heart, do you not know her as an adulteress for what she has done, knowing that she has been the mistress of others and used their cocks to rape not only you, but herself and Me?

I tell you this: if you forgive her yet still it is love. I tell you also: if you tell her this out loud not only will she repent of this blessing, which she has used against 3 victims a total of 109 (at time of writing) times, she will show her love to you for what it is when confronted.

Godspeed anon, and may you know, {this is my soul}, and your clear proof and sign to the validity of what I say.
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>>127291
Thanks I guess, I have no idea what any of this means tho
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Proud of you

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$WOJK
Posts with wojak are separated from others...
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>>127388
Except themselves.
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And finally, $YTSB
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FML I forgot $BOOB
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Cheat Sheet:
>$PEPE
>$LOL
>$BOOB
>$AUTSM
>$GME
>$CHUCK
>$YTSB
>$JANNY
So far, no known / indicated effects
>$ANIME
>$GACHI
Changes image on hover
>$WOJK
Changes the space between posts. WOJK's are forever alone, but clump together.

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