I've only showered twice in the span of 3 weeksYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11464192r u a gril?
>>11464192I literally can't remember the last time I washed my hair
>>11464197that depends what you mean by girl
>>11464233so youre a man
>>11464192Me too but it's because I broke my leg and it's such a pain in the ass
>>11464264that depends what you mean by man
>>11464272hey thanks for filling us in with your life story and I deem your excuse for not showering to be acceptable
>>11464192a high quality underarm anti perspirant and rigorous toilet hygiene makes that possible to do. when you're lurking that hard it might be time to take a break and touch grass.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11464365I haven't bathed in over a year now ,never smelled this goodYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11464466 dubsbigboy particlesYour fortune: Bad Luck
I'm really itchy and I smell like feces and the shower is 8 feet away from me I probably won't shower till the weekend
Take a shower stinky You smell
>>11464926Why do you smell like shit? Do you not wipe your ass or something?
>>11464192m-may I sniff your armpits and balls?
I plan to shower soonI just didn't have the time this week :/
>>11464952when you don't shower for a while it's a combination of ramen noodles, kraft mac and cheese, and a hint of fecesI'm ashamed for you that you didn't know that
i haven't showered in months
>>11464958the ass crack too.
>>11465111unchecked trips on page tenYour fortune: Bad Luck
Unless I am filthy I don't wash myself. It is uneventful as I like to stay clean but it has been months now.
>>11464192When I was in highschool I would go the entire summer break (like the second week of june to the first month of september) without showering
to the first week of september* whhooopsie!!