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I've only showered twice in the span of 3 weeks

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11464192
r u a gril?
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>>11464192
I literally can't remember the last time I washed my hair
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>>11464197
that depends what you mean by girl
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>>11464233
so youre a man
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>>11464192
Me too but it's because I broke my leg and it's such a pain in the ass
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>>11464264
that depends what you mean by man
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>>11464272
hey thanks for filling us in with your life story and I deem your excuse for not showering to be acceptable
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>>11464192
a high quality underarm anti perspirant and rigorous toilet hygiene makes that possible to do.
when you're lurking that hard it might be time to take a break and touch grass.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11464365
I haven't bathed in over a year now ,never smelled this good

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11464466 dubs
bigboy particles

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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I'm really itchy and I smell like feces and the shower is 8 feet away from me I probably won't shower till the weekend
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Take a shower stinky
You smell
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>>11464926
Why do you smell like shit? Do you not wipe your ass or something?
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>>11464192
m-may I sniff your armpits and balls?
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I plan to shower soon
I just didn't have the time this week :/
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>>11464952
when you don't shower for a while it's a combination of ramen noodles, kraft mac and cheese, and a hint of feces
I'm ashamed for you that you didn't know that
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i haven't showered in months
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>>11464958
the ass crack too.
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>>11465111
unchecked trips on page ten

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Unless I am filthy I don't wash myself. It is uneventful as I like to stay clean but it has been months now.
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>>11464192
When I was in highschool I would go the entire summer break (like the second week of june to the first month of september) without showering
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to the first week of september*
whhooopsie!!



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