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watched a ryona vtuber who electrocuted herself on stream while trying to sing karaoke without cryingYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11481915link pls
>>11481939 https://www.twitch.tv/pamuvt
>>11481911naughty big dubsYour fortune: Average Luck
Niggers tongue my anus.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
NUKE BRITAIN
the english soul is a disease
the scottish dont think they count and i do not know how
>>11483314>>11483314they dont
>>11483318they're on the same islandmost of the time ireland counts when people say it really, canada countsnobody ever talks about jersey eitherstupid pig your fake country wouldnt be able to afford all of its welfare payments without london's moneyyour rich culture and its history is just 10 guys in skirts going at it in the woods and stabbing the english peopleyou are literally inbreedersyour only export is whiskey and it is bad
Mickty mickity mickiti mi! Mickericken miricken mickity mick.Mickeriken minicken mickitymickity!MickerMick.
Micker
fastign friday
>>11482811Fat. Fatty boomba
I'm fasting a bit on Saturday instead
get well soon abusers....
>>11481922pat pat
>>11481922abuser dubs
I'll steal wish from youYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
go back up
i need help[ icant stop playing valorant and iom sick im scikand ill help., im sickl
>>11482884>space warrior*pukes
>>11482855at least they're not ethnics!
>>11482905you're just jealous that you can't be a space warrior
>>11482910but i could! i could! i mean if we dose together :)
get well soonb
thh Sun is a Hallucintnationm
>>11480567 567how did you get so many flippin' replies with one flippin post??????Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11480605hihts
>>11479374Justice is a hallucination. I keep having nightmares about it all being for nothing. Except then it would have been all for me? And im pretty sure i blew my cover to get justice just so that everyone can deny me and laugh about it. I try to trust people but ...... I have this memory of laying on the bathroom floor begging for help as my wife and her 2 bf laugh at my suffering. It makes it hard to trust anyone involved when their "help" meant permanently damaging my spine.if i cant get Justice maybe i should just settle for revenge?
>>11479646Me?Your fortune: Good Luck
get well soon
Anine!Skovmoj?
I love micker!!
tummen mick.
>>11481298Why can't Micker be alive in real life (and also be my wife)?
>>11482582Stop sipping! Caffeine is POISONOUS!
>>11483206
abber demon
c:
I love eliv
c:<
cumYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11482906
yoooo guess what israel won
>>11482918you down bottom
is this board for or against salt as a pizza topping?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Against
>>11483111WHAT THE FUCK Who puts salt as a topping on pizza? How mentally retarded do you have to be to sell pizza with salt dressing, how retarded do you have to be for people to buy that shit, because instead of starting a pizza business, they commit suicide and stop paying their stupid taxes.
Anti-salt, pro-anchovy
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I wish I had a cute daughter that would send me selfies of her with cum on her face, like this and text me "hi dadddd"it would be sooo cute
>>11483214I've only used this board for a year and you were typing this in similar threads the entire time
>>11483221that's admitedly oretty funny
watch my daughter
>>11483218You clearly need to stop pushing this job off on other people.
jack ruselel
>>11482815Jack Russel is my favorite dogg takes their piss on neighbors lawn
lelesur kcaj
Fuck you.Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin
>>11483203Tldr
and this is the halo general >>>/vg/476160702
hey, how are you feeling today?Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
piedi
im feeling fatYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11481983i'm tripping balls
>>11482771So blissful..
>>11481983I'm feeling you