And you're here to type it all out again big lad
you pay for his gadgets
2nd for my soIefu
>>77435899Shit isn't it lad. Although after 30+ years of it I'm used to being ignored and invisible to women x
>you'll be here to read it allXD
>>77435901I'm a wagie and have no problem funding SSM's womfortable lifestyle
>>77435917Yep lad. Still have a little hope though but once I lose my hair I reckon it's over for good.
>>77435933kek he knows how to wind the trolls up
Just finished a real time flight from Heathrow to JFK in Flight Simulator. Shattered.
teehee the fatty man uh lad big loles 'uge screams creasing and teh howling
>>77435962howling at this comment me lad
need ssm to go live desu
Thinking i will cap the day off with switch in bed soonT_T a lot time spent in bed lately
>>77435972He won't go live this late at night lad. Probably fast asleep now
Backpack that is years old is falling apart, just went and bought the same backpack because I am an autist.My electric shaver which is also years old needs a change too but they don't make the same one so I won't change it. Love autism me.
i have been to Britain and it is true about eggs
>>77435972>>77435976Remember the time SSM went live late one Saturday night and accidently called one of his elderly relatives whilst drunkReally enjoyed that live
>>77435991>Remember the time SSM went live late one Saturday night and accidently called one of his elderly relatives whilst drunk>>Really enjoyed that liveSCREAMING AND HOWLING?
>>77435793Type in RUNDMC into the cheat code option on the main menu to unlock Jam Master Jay early. It sad that by the time you get him without cheating you've got no rave tough enough to really see his potential.
He know how to play the system. 30 years no work if that's alri with you? x
>>77436018lad needs to trim his nose hair ffs
>>77435991I missed that one, wish someone saved it.
>>77435978>anything needs replaced>search amazon history>re-order
>>77436030It was really late for for himIt was posted about extensively on here by me
>>77435973no one asked, mate. also, you're a great ""personality"" and we're all laughing at your attempts to le fit in
>>77436021imagine caring about this. do you like cock down your throat?
Crossmong is a personality now? Fucking ell
>>77436056This is why you have no gf. Trim your nose hair
Ruthmong is the biggest personality we have right now
>>77436056This why your single. Big gangly hairs hanging out the bottom of your snozz.
Need to pick up the pace with my list of things I need to get better at before my grad job start. Already at mid may almost, progress is being made but very slowly, won't be long till August is here.
Corr 3 monsters todayNeed to cut it right down
>>77436091>Need to pick up the pace with my list of things I need to get better at before my grad job start. Already at mid may almost, progress is being made but very slowly, won't be long till August is here.He took the time to post on /britfeel/
Jews are fucking seething at the moment LOL
>ETF always seems to be near ATH right when im ready to put some money inWhy is the global economy personally picking on me?
The cope is off the charts on this kike
>>77436114I know lad I know, britfeel is not a good habit and I need to give it up at some point because how much time it eats. But I have no friends so this place lets me be social. I'll be practicing 30 minutes of digital keyboard in a bit though and I already did my days learning today so today hasn't been wasted. I also went outside and touched grass.
>>77436128>Jews are fucking seething at the moment
>>77433001The first one is actually a trve scifi horror kinographique/work of artSecond one is meh, watchable but doesn't hold up to the first oneThird one might actually turn out to be slop now that the corpoglobohomo big suits have smelled franchise money, as pointed out in your post
Ruthmong likes cock.
Also, the prequel thing coming out this year (which apparently has a black main character) technically isn't the third one (the one coming out next year was announced way in advance)The promotional poster looks extremely terrible though i have to say, haven't watched the trailer yet since i just learned about said prequel's existenceApparently they've created this other project on very short notice now within the past couple months in order to generate hype for le product
>>77436050Get your cortisol checked
>>77436158Don't let it slide lad, you can do this. Don't become like some of the sad sacks that have been here for years blaming everyone else and everything else because they failed by their own doing or not doing as it were.
>>77436181r/Jewish is a fucking goldmine of tears at the moment.
>>77436067>>77436080I trim my nose hair and have no gf. What gives?
Has the world forgotten the shoah?
>trimmed nose hair>new jeans>polished oxfords>firm handshake>leaving boxroomThat's all it takes incel.
... Actually doesn't look too shabby, might even turn out better than the 2nd one mefinksKino bros we're eatin good this summer
>>77436224Ah fuck I have no idea then. Maybe what you actually need to do is grow it out and then braid it.
>Jews spend decades advocating mass muslim immigration>Instead of going for the Christians, they are attacking Jews in ever higher numbers>Western Jews are in the worst position they've been in since 1945What a time to be alive
>>77436224nose hair trimmer brother>>77436258>trim my nose hair>put on new jeans that are 20 inches too long for me>pair of dad's shoes>no top>shake hands with my mumgirlfriend when?
magine being stuck on a postapocalyptic earff with a stinky sweaty emily blunt haha, that'd be horrible for sure
>>77436285My brother. We can keep our nose hair trim and clean and be gfless together. Get in de lid.
Israel's days are numbered
>>77435889This guy looks like a grown up version of The Boy Mayor of Second Life.
Centrifuge go brrrrrrrrr
>>77436298>emily bluntFeels weird wanting to fuck Mary Poppins but here we are
>Alien stalking around looking for prey>Everyone holding their breaff>Fat comic relief side character rips a loud fart all of a sudden>"Sorry... I had chilli for breakfast!">Sidekick dog covers his eyes with his paws>(...)>"RUN!"
>>77436344Original Mary Poppins was hot too, lad.
>>77433501*You're not appealing to the girls you are aiming for, me ladYou can lower your standards, but doing so will cost you at least part of your self-respectIt's either that or no shagging, a deal with the devil if you will
>almost walking into someone at the corridor in work>oh sorry>you move right and she moves left>woops sorry>you move left and she moves right>haha woops
Phwaor anuddah week almost ovah innitCan't get this passed time back again ever, no sire
>>77436436just kiss already x
>*Is kino in your path*
God bless Palestine
>>77436436And eventually they will flee to somewhere else and restart the cycle on that continent
>>77436481Kiss my knob lad.
>>77436573Oyy, that's a bit antisemitic goy don't ya think?
>>77436612bit bent that innit pal?
Fucked off by a girl in class at Uni, we talked a bit in the lecture, about the subject.Leaving, she literally saw me and ran past me as I was sorting out the backpack. Am I that hideous? :(Then when she got to the entrance she walked away calmly.wtf?
Der SneedHe feeds seedHe sucks chuck
Can't be arsed with all this heat, lads. It's nice when you're out and about but shit when you're relaxing at night and sweating your knickers off.
>>77436698Today the high temperature in my area was 21 CWhich is not hot, it's mildI want it to be 30+ C
>>77436654Your future lad. Enjoy!
poor little lonely lads whinging and moaning in the old thread
Tfw no swedish anti-zionist autismal gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR-BbE6t2DI
When will he return to put down the SSA?
>>77436832Roman armour is so cool lads. Shame whenever you see people wear it at historical sights and museums etc. it always looks a bit naff.
Anyone remember a documentary years ago on Proud Willy Syndrome? The thing that Harvey Price has. Was proper funny, the main lad reminds me of helper lad.
Based crypto-fashy zoomers actually trampling all over the pissrahelli flag thereMaybe chimping out and razing all those children's hospitals to the ground wasn't such a great idea by the moneylenders
>>77436871i saw one too, was it this one?https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x829aji
Made the escort cum today
>>77436924Yes, lad, that's it! I'd love to know where the main guy is nearly 20 years later. Some funny as fuck moments. Feel bad for them like, never feeling satiated, like The Blob.Fuck me can't believe it's that old I remember watching it around the time it aired.
Goddamn goolag definitely changed something in regards to the codecs they employ on YT, half the shit i download won't properly play anymoar, has been like this for a couple days now Quite maddening, thisNeed a new player because of this shidd most likely
There was also a good Channel 4 documentary I think about three lads (one in a wheelchair) who go to america to meet their favourite pornstars. Think the wheelchair guy meets Nina Hartley maybe and some wee deano meets Jessica Jaymes.
>>77436986not seen that one but i found it ladhttps://noodlemagazine.com/watch/111188636_456239021was on a porn site too kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA68u4WaDakOrgan failure all the way de lidssssssss.
>>77436986Can kinda imagine having a favourite porn star I suppose, but wanting to meet them seems mental to me. What would you even say?
>>77437039Cheers lad you're pulling out all the stops today, I was looking through Wikipedia trying to find the name of it.Grim when the lad figures out pornstars have to constantly luube themselves up>>77437056I have a fav pornstar in that I tend to keep revisiting videos of a particular girl (Tori Black) but i don't understand simping for people
Just shagged a prozzie lads and she let me cum in her mouth for free. How easy is it to get an STD from oral? am worried about herpes/hpv etc.
>>77437095>>77437056To be fair I can't fathom why people want to meet any type of famous person, nevermind a porn star>hello I really enjoy your acting / music / art / content>thanksWhat's the point? They know people like it, that's why they're famous.
>>77437110Probably not as likely as anal or vaginal but still possible. Did she suck your dick or did you just cum in her mouth? Never go bareback when punting, lad, have a bit of sense. Hope you haven't caught anything.
>>77437145People idolise them in their head and think they could be besties but the reality is they don't give a fuck. It's okay to like what they produce but when you idolise them it's retarded. I've met a few famous people from the metal community after shows and it's almost always disappointing. The only famous person I met who was chill and actually conversational was Corpsegrinder from Cannibal Corpse.
>>77437146she gave a blowjob and let me cum in her mouth. I used a rubber for shagging her ofc. Thank you lad i appreciate the concern.Im not even bothered about stds (other than herpes) for myself. Im dating a girl as well and i dont want to give her anything. I feel kinda guilty desu but i was super horny because i hadnt fapped or ejaculated in like 12 days (Trying to get rid of deathgrip).
>>77437051>Organ failure all the way de lidssssssssAre lad dying
>>77437189This may sound like a stupid question but why didn't you just fuck your girlfriend?
Disgusting humidity 2night
>>77437202He's severely overweight, eats like shit and drinks like a fish. Liver failure is inevitable. Grim but true. I watched it happen to a family member over time. Near the end they were pissing themselves and have alcohol induced dementia. Basically brain rot.
Dark days ahead in Glasgow, BritNormie will be experiencing some terrible withdrawals over the coming dayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6pydlzlj10o
>>77437095>Tori Black Ah yes she's a good lass.
>>77437205Partly because i have fucked her thrice already and didnt cum due to deathgrip every time, so anxiety and didnt want to go around specifically to fuck her and not cum again. With a prozzie there was less pressure of that. This prozzie only made me cum by jerking/sucking my cock at the same time and i couldnt cum from penetration so my deathgrip is still kinda there. Its also just easier and more straightforward, i dunno. Dealing with gf is effort and i have to sit talking to her and listening to her bullshit. I think i have actually fucked up my nofap streak though doing this and ironically think if i meet gf on sunday as planned, i wont cum again. Im such a horny brain rotted retard from porn. My cock is like a strip of leather at this point from how hard ive jerked it.
>>77437175>Corpsegrinder from Cannibal CorpseNot a fan of their music but I've heard other people say he's sound as fuck too. The only famous person I've ever met was Roy Keane lol, when I was about 5 years old.
Back homes me. Had a few jars so I'm doing alright there de lids. Joining that pool team aren't I. I need practice to get good thougs. Got that curry in the microwave. Flirted with some Muslimah girls at the bus stop. It lovely x
>>77437253I'm amazed SSM has made it to 50 tbqh. But yeah, he's on limited time. It'll be sad when he's no longer around
>>77437290>Flirted with some Muslimah girls at the bus stopGet in their lad, what did you say?
>>77437291Mad thing is SSM's gf is a nurse yet just sits back and says nothing as he eats/drinks himself to death
>>77437262I don't really care if a pornstar I like fucks black guys. I'm not into it myself so I stick to the videos with whites only.>>77437270What's death grip, lad? Are you saying you're so used to your hand you can't cum any other way? Sounds grim. Stay off the porn and the prossies, lad. If you nofap you're way through for your GF eventually you'll be so full of cum you'll be bursting at the seams. I often think of my relationship with porn and I've been looking at internet porn since I was like 10 when we got our first computer. It's so normalised and accessible now. I can't really stay hard wanking without watching porn but I can still get it up with a girl though it's been a few years unfortunately.
>>77437290>Joining that pool team aren't IYou could have a game with SSM one day
>>77437320>so I stick to the videos with whites only.
Can't get off unless the girl is getting smashed by BBC
>>77437283Aye, a lot of the lads from local bands are sound too but obviously they're not famous. I like when famous people don't let it go to their head too much.>>77437307The NHS is full of alcoholics. Plenty of doctors and nurses don't think twice about drinking two bottles of wine a night to "relax." I don't know how people do it. I like a drink and I'll have a blowout every now and then and have like 12 - 15 beers to get it out of my system but couldn't see myself drinking every day.
>>77437357me? i like to self-insert as the man when i watch porn. i can't do that if he's not white
>>77437320>hat's death grip, lad? Are you saying you're so used to your hand you can't cum any other waybasically. The grip of a mouth, pussy or girl's hand cant really compare with the pressure you put on your cock when jerking it. Jacking off like 2-3 times per day makes it even worse. Doing nofap for 2 weeks has fixed it in the past but even on day 11-12 like now i dont think its working as well. I probably need a full 3 weeks of nofap to fix it but its hard to do so when i am having sex with this girl and she is expecting me to cum every time and im not. Its like, i either dont see her and it burns out or i continue seeing her, not cumming and get her thinking theres something wrong with me (there is) and being unsatisfied from the sex.
>>77437304I winked and blew a kiss at her. She was a qt hijabi who helped me get the right bus homes. Proper wife material.>>77437330I'd love that, I home we can meet one day and have a few wints together.
>>77437357I wouldn't consider myself racist but I have never liked porn with black women or men. I kind of like the odd light skinned black girl like Alicia Keys but that's about it. Is it racist to not like all black features or is it a valid preference?
Wonder if SSM was an alkie as a teenager. Bet his wicked nonce dad got him hooked on booze at like 12
>I winked and blew a kiss at her
>>77437371Definitely sounds somewhat psychological as well mate, very unhealthy relationship with porn and sex. I read as well about apparently grinding against your mattress can give you death grip too and I used to do that all the time. I've been trying just to wank like once a week without porn to just get it out of my system. As quick as possible. Thing is, you do need a release. I feel like my dick gets irritated and more prone to itch if I don't at least ejaculate every now and then.
>>77437393Usually not a fan of the LARP alarm but yeah that's genuine bollocks innit
It a miracle de latshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHQt97K73x4
>>77437381Possible, I was abused by my dad. Not physically, but looking back on my childhood when I was staying with him he'd sometimes go out and get pissed and leave me all day alone, would leave porn and shit out and about around the house, would take me to drug dealers houses and would let me drink cider at a young age. Occasionally he'd hit me when he was plastered I suppose but not always.
>>77437409Even less believable than the girl spitting in his mouth at a house party the other week
>>77437409>>77437428The mental thing is that both those things actually happened.
>>77437424That sounds awful lad. How old were you at the time?
Just like giggling gossiping teen girls
>>77437438LARP poster lad on the ropes
>>77437411>I'm gonna go out for a few jars today to celebrate me bad neckFuck's sake lmao>>77437428Missed that one. It helper's imaginary world.
Fuck me this curry is spicy. Me mouth is on fkn fire.
>>77437439Well I haven't seen him since I was about 13 and I had to phone the police when he pinned me to the ground and my mum wouldn't let me see him again. So a few years before that I suppose when my mum and him split up. He used to hit her as well. It's odd looking back when you think your dad is spending time with you but he's only taking you to play pool so he can get drunk off his arse.
Some of these prozzies are extremely rude even when you're just asking basic questions lolOthers, however, are more chill and professional. Very mixed bag with these prozzies, indeed
>>77437494Prozzies in Sunderland are very anti-fetish so I don't bother. Fuck paying 100 quid for some boring missionary sex with a condom.
>>77437504>sex with a condom.
Notice how shit the thread gets when HHL returns to his pit.
>>77437504If I was going to visit a prozzie, it would be to fulfill some of my oral fetishes. Fuck stcking my dick in her grim well-used hole
>>77437511Read his post again retard.
>>77437515When is the thread not shit?
To be honest my fetish is cumming in a girl's mouth and then snowballing with her. Don't think I'd do that with a prossie.
>>77437531When SSM is doing a live broadcast. Always top banter in /britfeel/
Thread is much better now HHL is here x
This damn weather keeps triggering migraines of all sortsProbably won't have to break out the heavy stuff today, but it still gets on me nerves. Would be absolutely fockd without me special glasses
>>77437515>>77437539Strawpoll will settle it
>>77432481>says she fell out of love, immediately dates someone else within 2 days of dumping mePoor lad doesn't realize the whore's been cheating on him the whole time and branchswung over to the new guy after breakup raping him. They all do this nowadays, it's the feminist hypergamous main meta and has been for years
>>77437537Sounds like a fetish reserved for chad unless you're willing to pay.
>>77437521Same. Either pander to my fetishes or fuck off. Rather have a wank than have regular boring sex.
does mousenonce post here too?
Ze last shower of the day doneShall cop a sleepynibba now I sinkSleep in my bed again etc etc
>>77437528You don't get it lad, the word condom was posted so he HAD to post his meme again because its lole and TOPKEK. Just like the mongs that see a word they can, even ever so slightly associate with ssm so they post their lole TOPKEK ssm memes.
>>77437531Seeing the doctor in the morning going to mention my headaches and terrible sleep pattern. Hoping for bloods check to rule out diabetes or some shit. Maybe some melatonin. However, the cunts don't prescribe shit these days.
I COME AND I GOPROVE YOU GOT THE RIGHT TO PLEASE MEEVERYBODY KNOWSCATCH ME OR I GO HOUDINITIME IS PASSIN' LIKE A SOLAR ECLIPSESEE YOU WATCHIN' AND YOU BLOW ME A KISSIT'S YOUR MOMENT, BABY, DON'T LET IT SLIPCOME IN CLOSER, ARE YOU READIN' MY LIPS?THEY SAY I COME AND I GOTELL ME ALL THE WAYS YOU NEED MEI'M NOT HERE FOR LONGCATCH ME OR I GO HOUDINIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSpwk9Y1E5U
>>77437586He took the time to make it so why not spam it 114 times.
I'm 10 days no wuttingtons x
Been researching exercise/health stuff, and the amount of contradicting shit is unreal. Do squats bro, don't squats bro or you'll fuck your knees. Do bench bro, don't bench bro or you'll fuck your shoulders. Don't jog bro you'll ruin your ankles. Must be all the grifters trying to tell you why their advice is better so you give them money.
Oh jesus, that OP also was desperate enough to go on grindr as a copeWhat the fuck man kekEven fucking fat chicks is more dignified than that
>>77437494>>77437504I used to check ukpunting forums for reviews to avoid this, but ti seems they paywalled it now.
>>77437620What do you get out of announcing to men that you have not masturbated and ejaculated today and obviously announcing to men when you have masturbated and ejaculated?
>>77437647It's an excuse to post his retarded fetish images. Nevermind the fact that he once apparently did an entire month and it made absolutely zero difference to anything.
/britfeel/ is a support group for coomers and porn addicts.
>>77437646Yeah ukpunting is ran by a complete power hungry prick. He even bans if your account is 'inactive' and hasn't posted a review in x amount of time.
There was this proper ginger lid at pool earlier and he's living rent free in my head right now. Something about him. He wasn't even drinking, he was drinking cans of coke all night. Mysterious lid.
>>77437644>Oh jesus, that OP also was desperate enough to go on grindr as a copeI unironically did this 10 years ago because I was thought I was a homo. Turns out I fell for the prison-gay meme instead and men do nothing for me. Still an incel
Finding it quite cute how d**lymong started using lole after i dropped a lole after an XD last week
>>77437675Was he a cute ginger twink? x
Roight den, gonna lie down for a wee bit and let the NSAID do its thangMaybe this won't escalate into a fully-fledged episode again and i'll avoid the heavy stuff for a change
>>77437685You're posting in Dollymongs thread. He has already won.
>>77437663There is that though it just seems more to it. Never had a gf, had at least 2 chances with women, and yes his fetishes too as you say he posts a lot, Like a cope, he's not gay, he's just really different when it comes to women.
>>77437647Dunno. It just fun I guess.>>77437693Yes :3 x
>>77437712If you believe he is some sort of irl Beano character then yeah you can believe he had chances with womenOr flirted with themSeriously who winks at people in 2024Or blows kissesBeanolarping lol
>>77437718Fun as in you like men to think about you masturbating and ejaculating?
>>77437718Haha based. We all a little gay in life x
>>77437712HHL is a repressed troongirl but it's too late for him to do it successfully
>>77437737He is skinny and looks about 20. He would definitely pass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDZiXmCl4pk
>teehee x days no wuttington lads but I failed and did a big wank for you are you pleased with me teeheemakes sense 2bh
>>77437737No he's not. He's not far off those incel autists who transition because they think it'll help them get women, but he ain't that bad yet.
HelperIass
>>77437728>Seriously who winks at people in 2024at the bus stop rubbing his thighs at the hijabis
>>77437699Yea, thats fine.
girly music, girly drinks, girly weltdowns
>>77437752Cute concept :3
It wragedy xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh9px2Kj3ws
I'M GOIN' OUT TONIGHT, I'M FEELIN' ALRIGHTGONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUTWANNA MAKE SOME NOISE, REALLY RAISE MY VOICEYEAH, I WANNA SCREAM AND SHOUT, UHNO INHIBITIONS, MAKE NO CONDITIONSGET A LITTLE OUTTA LINEI AIN'T GONNA ACT POLITICALLY CORRECTI ONLY WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIMETHE BEST THING ABOUT BEIN' A WOMANIS THE PREROGATIVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN ANDOH, OH, OH, GO TOTALLY CRAZY, FORGET I'M A LADYMEN'S SHIRTS, SHORT SKIRTSOH, OH, OH, REALLY GO WILD, YEAH, DOIN' IT IN STYLEOH, OH, OH, GET IN THE ACTION, FEEL THE ATTRACTIONCOLOR MY HAIR, DO WHAT I DAREOH, OH, OH, I WANNA BE FREE, YEAH, TO FEEL THE WAY I FEELMAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
All out of wooze so that's me off the drink untl the Eurovision final x
HHL will never admit to gay because he gets off on being a closet homosexual. It's a fetish to him.
Y my solefu deleted her tik tok Fml
Smashed that tikka masala curry. Garn grind some Fortnite now x
>>77437685you dont like dollymong because you are just like the other few sad dickheads hes on about
Good short and sleepless R&R this wasMigraine might have gone away, but it might just lie dormant as well. We shall see shan't we
>>77437972A fucking tikka masala was hot enough to make your mouth burn? You absolute girl
>>77438026Ok dollymong
>>77437820Remember when he came out to literally no ones surprise and it was national news
>>77438026No I think originally it was bc he said i was just making up mental health as an excuse 2 be lazy which was a little offensive. Who cares really. Untwist your knickers.
>>77438089You can make a tikka massala as hot as you like.
>>77438134Very true, but I can't see r lad making his own curry, and the ones available at takeaways or in shops are usually pretty standard and not very hot
>>77438189Also very true, fair point lad
Lovely lads making true and fair points together
Goodarse spaff this was
Grinding Wortnite and drinking winger weer. Think I'll call it a day soons. Feel proper tired now x
>>77436219I know webm is an edit and meant to be funny, but isn't this proof that children don't actually use technology?
And I go beddingtons now. Nice early night to cap off a womfy day x
In that beddingtons me. Got that ASMR on.
Almost halfway thru the allnighter are we not
Handsome trannerlads
I could probably win the lottery if I tried.
Ruthmong could probably have a gf if he tried.
Second spaff of the night just now innit
milves etc.
>>77439609I don't think so. I'm not attractive or masculine enough. I also don't work and even if I did it would be minimum wage. I'm also a have days where I hate females.
>>77440315You also spend most of your days making your brain worse on purpose by posting the same things over and over again, like a sad little AI bot
>>77440356There's nothing out there for me. It's just the way things are meant to be.
There's not love out there for everyone. Some men try and never get anywhere.
>There's nothing out there for me.>It's just the way things are meant to be.>There's not love out there for everyone. >Some men try and never get anywhereRuthmong emo album when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX90p3Q1I9g
The wapu's third spaffingham hath concluded
Loving these silent audits lately. What do these wagies expect? A response? Silence really winds them up.https://youtu.be/ymHN3jgiV8Q
Mad how auditlad and ruthlad both started posting at half 5, within 20 minutes of each other. What a coincidence!
Tyrant gives him a ticket for a little swear word. Then some wagie shouts a swear word their way. They don't even give them a ticket too. How pathetic is this short sausage? Wasting police resources issuing tickets for such petty things. https://youtu.be/Hn0jToh5UAE
Ruthmong holding hands with a women.
>>77440520what you on about mental case? there's several neets here with fucked up sleep patterns. foxtrot oscar. you are dismissed.
Winding it down soonWomfy and steady
>>77440668>foxtrot oscar. you are dismissed.Lmao alright big lad, very scary
>>77440425When you are blackpilled like me there is no hope. Just endless days to try and cope.
I may as well wear one of these. I'm not getting sex either way.
Those lanyards were all over the place when Covid masks were a thing. Imagine passively faking an illness in order to avoid the mask, pretty gutless move. I never wore one and nobody ever confronted me. It was a test and most failed. This is the thin end of the wedge.
A fourth spaffbury hath occured
Started ignoring emails at 7 today so i can log off at 3 and get fucking hammered
>>77441110not drinking today me
FRESH STARThttps://www.youtube.com/live/NBm-Gah0fFs?si=Xg3uKvcGkGE93id8he joining the gym dee lats
20 to 8 in the morning and..*CLANG*>Look lads it stupid repetitive fatty boom boom youtube man saying the things. >*Claps hands frantically and dribbles down chin*
>>77441189How does that work with a neck injury?
he read the post and he got upset
TOPKEK SCREAMING SSM IS TALKING THE SAME BOLLOCKS AGAIN
>>7744118940 days off the booze starting TODAY. He doing 40 days of PS5 instead so get in there
>he upset he doing the big fume all riled up now he cri for he mummy hehehehe looooooooooooooooooooooooool pure pwnage
>>77441247He's only using the gym for the steam room to stay motivated during the 40 days no bokkles
>>77441276Corr imagine the smell in that steam room after ssm's been in there for an hour. Like a smoking room for salmon.
>>77441269I give it 40 minutes before that video gets removed and he uploads another one going on about drinking in swanage later today
What's the point me working when I don't have the energy anymore to do anything? I'm no good socially, academically and am not physically strong. People have to beg for a job these days anyway. I've got no chance as a longterm unemployed man. I do reckon I'll have to kill myself at some point.
should have known it was wfh wagies doing the seasidemark drivel, yt drama is a replacement for office drama for these lasses
Thinking about twink bussy
Slave cunts envy seasideMARK
Eating out twink bussy
Morning chimps another day for you to shine, another day for you to win, another day for you to smile
Life is mundane because I barely have any structure in my life. I barely plan anything. When I wake up, I'll see what the day brings me. I am NEET.
corr the girls are putting on a full performance for us this morning it friday
>>77441366reading this post ruined my day
>>77441305I wish you'd get mental health help lad. I know you think it's pointless but surely you have nothing to lose? Might be at least worth a shot before you kill yourself. It's not as if it would make your life worse.
>ur ear to reed it hall ickle lad XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
In wuttington, no one can hear you spaff
Are ya sneedin, son?
>>77441419lhgnslrjgblrejgbl
>>77441394They can't get me the normie things I want in life. So why bother?
I hate my life so much. I'm too fucking old to have a good life now.
>a phone interview? with my how it is? just don't think I could do it mate
Good morning wagies! Hope you brought your dancing shoes to work today!!!!!
>>77441812My job overseeing client payments hasnt yet required me to dance
>>77441832YET, wagie, YET
>wagies baiting and riling up wagies
morning girlies whats todays drama?
>>77441871None today lad. It's gonna be a nice day, WFH wagies are enjoying the sunshine and the NEETS are cracking open the frosty jacks and getting some rays. Gonna sit outside with my laptop and do some gardening then I'm gonna kick back and enjoy the fruits of my labour with a few bottles of cider.
Sproggington's got a cup final match tonight lads wish him luck will yas
>>77441899He doesn't exist, no need for larps today
Just showing off britfeel to my gf, lads. Please be nice to her.
>>77441921LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL she's here to read it all the little lass
>>77441921not even a good shop is it
Booked a day off work so I could ring the doctors the second they open and maybe finally get seen, was still on hold an hour and best they could do was a random phone call from a GP anytime during the day, so I'm just sat here, anxious.
Does anybody have the video of SSM drunk eating food directly off the worktop table? That's my absolute favourite and I know it's on YouTube but no matter what I search I can't find it
>>77441921Do you get that as well? Can't even do my WFH job in peace without some 10/10's fanny getting shoved in my face.
Friday morning team meetings on teams are over we garn get rekt by the big funny master baiters and class clowns now
I like how britfeel is anon but we all grew up together. You can tell most of the all day posters eventually got jobs and the threads went quiet.
>>77441997Some got jobs and left, others lost jobs and came. It's the eternal cycle. Only a few lost cases genuinely sit here all day every day with no prospects in life. At least that's the impression I get.
>>77441952>shophahaha you said shop SSM loves shops so here is an image of SSM outside CEX. It funney, i'm hilarious kek
>>77442106Ahahahhaah, that he does my leeeeeed. Get in there.
>>77442117>my leeeeeed. Get in there.HOWLING at this seasideMARK reference de lad look at this image of SSM you'll HOWL
I'm eating my lunch in the public toilets as a treat
>>77441189>This video has been removed by the uploaderfuck sake mark
>>77442034That was me for absolutely years, I had my computer on all day and just had britfeel open all day, even if I wasn't posting I read every single post, knew all the characters etc. Then my family got absolutely sick of me and gave me a month to sort something out or I was homeless. Got a couple jobs through agencies and was able to pay my parents money, and then ended up getting a full time manual labour job. Never could've seen it happening. But when I get a day off or it gets to the weekends, I'm still sad and lonely. So nothing has really changed. But most workdays I don't even have time to come on after work now
>>77442181Fresh start no drinking for x days. Going back the gym. Fresh start. Above ground so its a great day. So when he uploafs a video of him drinking you can be creased lad. You up to speed now?
The web is full of AI slop so I'm asking you lot. Best place to commute to Guildford? I'm not paying 800 fucking quid for a bedroom in a paki HMO.
>>77442197Good on your lad. Wagieseether is going to have a field day with this post, but it's a million miles better to feel productive during the week if otherwise you'd just feel lonely and depressed. Plus some extra money to spend as well.
>>77442209I am lad cheers
>>77442239Had a quick look at surrounding towns lad and it appears that everywhere you can rent is an 800pcm paki HMO. It's so fucking fucked jesus christ.
How does the seaside army feel about mark uploading that vid yesterday where he's going through his betting apps on his phone calling out his 'winners'?I thought he wasn't giving money to the bookies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA68u4WaDak
>>77442272It not giving money to the bookies when he taking money from the bookies is it lad?
>>77441807>application form? I can't just upload my CV?
>>77442251haha fat man eat cake kek
>>77442281for every winner he had four or five losers
did ssm get the job
>>77442300Yes, lad! After 32 years on the dole he finally managed to get a job!There's a lesson we can learn from him: persistence. Not once did he give up in all the 32 years.
>>77442292That's a cheesecake you fucking plonker.
Forgot I was working again and missed a team call lmfao
Why does he wear two jumpers even when the temperature is mid 20s?
>>77442290>>77442300LEL fat lazy man no like working. Have you seen this one de lads its pure lulz https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/UgITbSfTWJKrVGtKNFQNag/
>>77442313And the consequence of it was sweet fuck all, right?That's how I feel about my fucking stupid team meetings. Sit there with mic and camera off, don't say anything the whole time, ignore all the things they're talking about, change nothing about my work when it's over and... never face any consequences. Most companies really do just work on autopilot and it literally don't matter when the vast majority of employees do.
>>77442314>Why does he wear two jumpers even when the temperature is mid 20s?Look at him wearing a coat in the house kek heheheheheheheheheh hihihihihihihi
SSM's work coach has the patience of a saint
Think I inadvertently mocked someone on a Teams call recentlyFeel bad about it actually, maybe I should keep quiet
>>77442331is...is..is that the fat lazy thick dosser outside a job centre my fucking sides are in orbit lad
3 winner for are lad It lush
>>77442331You think they give even the most remote amount of shits, lad?They know the drill - there's some mongs who simply are not going to work no matter what. They go to the meetings to tick the boxes and then totally check out of the process. If, by some magical alignment of the fucking stars, they are given an interview, they're just going to torpedo it and then shrug saying "oops, guess I'm back on the dole haha". There's no way to stop them either, you can't control people from torpedoing their own interviews.
>>77442321Yep. No one's even asked 'are you joining the call?' or where I was or anything. They'll just assume something came up that I needed to do instead.
>>77442352You can stop giving them money through sanctions which should be much more strictly enforced.
>>77442349So he buys a seven quid horse racing paper just to film himself reading with a serious look on his face so he can convince his fans that he's actually got a system or is genuinely trying to figure out the best odds, when really he's just going to place a bet on whatever the fuck he feels like to get a dopamine hit?Wow that's pathetic.
waiting for the afternoon uploaf
>>77442363Really welfare basically shouldn't exist, but I'll take an extremely reduced version like you get 3 months allowance every two years or something.
>>77442365Don't forget lad >He riling up the twolls
>>77442371It's utterly insane that someone can spend 30 years getting handouts from government. Nobody in the history of the world that actually wanted to work has been unable to find work once in 30 years. I'd cut it all off after 18 months max.
>>77442365>seven quid horse racing paperare you serious? jesus christ gamblers are the stupidest mongs in the fucking worldseven fucking quid for a paper?!
>>77442365is the racing post 7 quid now? fucking hell whos paying that every day
>>77442371it should have been completely reformed to be a contribution based safety net so people can support themselves during temporary unemployment, rather than a basic minimum wage that doesn't help people who earned more and is too generous for scroungerswhile having targeted support for people with disabilities who actually need extra support, but limiting it to the things they actually need
hope father christmas brings the girls new dollies to play with
ssm mong on a mad one this morning
>>77442389>>77442385It an investment. You win more back from the bookies
The doctor has given me some medication to take if I get a migraine but warned me to monitor any side effects as it may interfere with my 150mg of Sertraline.In other notes, my sealed DVD of Paris When It Sizzles (1964, starring Audrey Hepburn) arrived while I was out and I have some Blu-rays arriving from Amazonberg later.Got myself a shin noodle cup as well and some chocolate bar with cherry and coconut, think it's an Australian import.
>>77442392It's nowhere near a basic minimum wage, if you manage to squeeze everything you possibly can from the system you're still living a very meagre existence. Plus it's obvious by now that SSM is clearly getting money from family.
>>77442392To be fair a 'contribution based safety net' is your own savings. The government shouldn't be responsible for retards not saving up for a rainy day.
>>77442416Yeah resigning yourself to a life on disability benefits isn't living a luxury like everyone else says. You have to jump through a lot of hoops to get PIP and ESA as well. Job Seekers I'm not sure because I've never been but seems like a lot of alcoholics, temporarily unemployed and druggies.
>>77442418How can someone on a lower income (who is already getting ripped off for their rents and utilities) manage to save up enough to be able to pay all of that off in times of unemployment?
>>77442418This. Right-libertarian economics is really the only system that makes sense and can be sustained long-term. It's incredible today how most peoples' view of the government is that it should exist as a vehicle by which money should be taken from productive people and given to unproductive/lazy people.
>>77442426Sack it off and move back in with parents. Or be homeless. It will help spur them on to find a new job asap.
>>77442427Not everyone who doesn't work is just lazy however. It's not as black and white as that. I'm not denying there are lazy dole dossers but there are also legitimately people who struggle with work. I'm my opinion if they aren't working due to alcoholic or drugs they shouldn't get benefits the same way someone legitimately disabled does.
WFH wagies are the office drama gossip bitches and ssm is their favourite to claw at everyday
>>77442251he planned to eat half of it but ended up eating the whole thingmakes me kek every time
>>77442423I applied for PIP last year, I got 2 points overall and the woman who assessed me deliberately misrepresented everything I said and omitted key things that would have aided my case. My experience with the Jobcentre is that they try and trip you up to get you sanctioned as well. It might just be a luck of the draw based on what case handler you get but my experience of the DWP is not of a lenient system at all.
>>77442426In a well-governed country with a real, functioning economy these issues are not really issues. The reason rents are so fucking high is because we have imported a full 15% of our current population while also strangling housing production with regulations like TACPA 1990 and 'stakeholder managerialism' which gives every fucking cunty old fart the power to throw spanners in the works of new developments. A relatively hands-off, efficient state wouldn't be importing several hundred thousand people net a year (especially from disproportionately under-productive regions) and wouldn't be strangling housing production (which we also wouldn't need as much of since we wouldn't see the proliferation of 12 person HMOs down every street).In addition in a functioning and diversified economy people could find jobs more easily. In fact as the labour pool shrinks back down to organic levels you'd actually see companies compete for workers, not the other way around. Can you imagine if you were looking for work and you had two or three offers simultaneously and you could leverage that by going back to the companies saying "this is what X are offering, can you beat it?". Security and economy are what the state should provide. There is very little else that the state can legitimately claim for itself.
>>77442434Yeah you can argue that people who are paraplegic or whatever deserve some amount of support, but goddamn when shit like 'AnXiEtY' and 'I'm kinda smelly' are counted as disabilities which afford you a lifetime of free money and housing you know it's beyond fucked.
>>77442447how many fuckign calories is that? i genuienly don't get how people can eat so much like he does, makes me sick to even imagine it
>>77442447>im eating tomorrows today
Corr feels like bit of a proper scorcher today.
Can not be fucked with another day of this laters x
>>77442470that filter vinny vidz uses cracks me up
>>77442451Was on bennies for about 3 months over a decade ago when I was legit between jobs. I went there in the apparantly naive view that there were there to help me back into employment. They are not, the entire system is there to shame and sanction dossers so they treated me as one as well as apparantly the legitimate unemployed are so rare a sight they had no thought to treat me otherwise. Dont know why they cant have a seperate section for people who havent been unemployed for more than like a year (exception the legitimately disabled but not sure they even need to report to the dole office) to actually help them find work.
>>77442459Last year more than 52,000 adults claiming PIP listed ADHD as their main disabling conditionLots of parents claiming it for their children with it too
>>77441967now this one had me absolutely howlingsaw an american flag on /pol/ randomly posting it. Proper creasing I was
>>77442483I'm on it for Autism but it legit makes it difficult for me to work without adjustments and the employers don't want to know, in my experience anyway. I just gave up even trying and there's no support.
>>77442469well it's gonna end up in his belly either way isn't it? Instead of eating it tomorrow, he can eat tomorrow's today, then he don't have to eat it tomorrow
>>77442493Yesterday he couldn't be arsed washing a plate so he just scraped off the dry bits and used it again.
>>77442483People with ADHD make great cleaners. Stick a mop in their hands and let them clean floors all day.
Need a bigger fan in here. Sweating
mad how normalfags tell you disability doesn't stop ssm working because employers aren't legally allowed to discriminate on disability yet when he brings up his hidden disabilities in interviews they get mad and accuse him of trying to not get hiredreally makes you think doesn't it?
>>77442507That's objectively wrong. People with real ADHD struggle to get any task done at all.
Really wish SSM would post a new video. I feel like I have nowt to talk about when he doesn't upload.
His terminal neck injury means he'll need a support worker to lift him into the sink. Maybe a job for one of the NEET SSA
>>77442459>when shit like 'AnXiEtY' and 'I'm kinda smelly' are counted as disabilitiesIt doesnt happen as much as the media riles you up 2 believe https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/personal-independence-payment-pip/success-rates
>>77442513Barely a task is it though, to just sweep a fucking floor for 7 hours. There's levels to ADHD severity as well and the vast majority are absolutely fine to go about life like every other person.
>>77442512Every interview I've been at as soon as I be honest and mention my autism the entire mood changes and I can see on their eyes I am not worth the hassle. I can't lie about it because it will inevitably cause problems.Just because the laws exist doesn't mean shit. It's very hard to prove someone didn't hire you because you have a disability.
longing for the day when bennies are deleted at once, Thanos snap style
>package was supposed to come yesterday>still hasn't arrivedIt's being sent from the next city over what's taking so long?
>>77442517ssm offering guests a nice glass of tap water after washing is arse in the sink
>muh bennies>muh welfare>DAE welfare bad>DAE NEETsLMAO ENGLAND YOU ARE A NON-WHITE COUNTRY. Their priorities man.Independence now 2 escape these clowns.
>>77442536mine came 24 hours later and arrived today.
There will be 5 white men left in England and the 4 of them will be arguing about whether the other one deserves his JSA.
>>77442483I applied for it with an ADHD diagnosis and depression/anxiety and didn't get it, so I would probably assume that those people have other contributing factors. I'm on a waiting list for ADHD meds and they tried to spin that as me not requiring medication.
what we need is more paki deliveroo men
lol, the copesone can oppose two bad things at once you knowmaybe your atrophied NEEToid brain can't comprehend this though :)
>>77442551Dont care, whatever youve been doing has failed, your capital looks like Somalia, you live in paki rape land, we are still a white country, we need a bigger wall to keep you suicidal cucks to yourselves.
not a fan of this sun it has to be said desu desu
The seed of the death of the white race ie "i'm alright jack" ie "there is no such thing as society" ie hyper individualism germinates and flourises most in England out of all the british countries - which is why england is no longer english - they never thought to take care of their own because they never perceived themselves as having their own, and now those groups who do have their own are taking over because individualism in a world of collectives is suicide. We need away from these lunatics asap, northern ireland too.
>>77442559It'll take ten years minimum to sort out independence even if there was a sudden popular will for it right now by which time scotland will look like england does today
I generally see things in a pan- way and dgaf about ethnic autism but maybe the world is right about anglos specifically, there is something uniquely evil in the way they just have zero regard for their own people.
>>77442573yeah "taking care of your own" means generational bennies class and muh mental elf DSM5ification of society and moralsuhuhummm nopestop these copes
He deleted all his gaming videos
>>77442583Im certain what you said there is the plan for us, because it would be too embarrassing from a global perspective when white Scotland outperforms le heckin diverse England and it continues to erode into a third world dump. God what did we do to end up with neighbours like this eh.
>>77442595it's karmic punishment for trying to colonise panama
I think the new lad at work is a spakker and he's getting on my tits. Can't do anything on his own initiative and has to be constantly told what to do. He's definitely going to be sacked. Keeps asking stupid questions. It's a fucking supermarket warehouse, not rocket science. He asked me what should he put in the cage to take out and I non politely told the stupid prick to check what needs restocked and use his fucking brain for once.
>>77442608Sounds like you're discriminating against him for his disabilities lad. Hope he gets a big settlement and you get sacked
>>77442587Taking care of your own would be the Aneurin Bevan welfare state itself, sth to be proud of i think, but it was never meant to be used by foreign aliens who never paid into it. The marginal sliver thats taken up by domestic dossers is eclipsed by that. A country exists for its people. Not for an economy. If the economy isnt working anymore for the english people then get rid of it or fucking give everyone bennies or whatever. The english don't exist to keep capitalism going that country is their home to live in no matter what they do with it. Why do i need to remind you of that. If there's no english people left there will be no england ever again and none of this will matter.
>>77442616Well he shouldn't be doing a job he's not capable for. The retard was lifting heavy boxes like an idiot, he's going to do his back in and it'll be his fault as I gave him manual handling training.
>>77442608yeah this bait post is laughable. try harder you mong.
A country is the home of the ppl that live in it. If someone breaks into your house and starts doing the washing up is that sound then? Lol. If capitalism isn't working for the english, bin capitalism. If socialism doesn't work, bin that. You use whatever is needed to keep YOUR people going. When it gets to "we need foreigners to keep the economy" running, stop that shit. FFs.
>>77442618you don't need to convince me my dudebeen onto this stuff since c. 2011 so to speakthough I am a Euromutt so I don't identify much with one specific ethnicity fully
Id rather say our people but some days this thread makes me wonder about anglos.
>>77442628Not bait it's the truth. Why should we keep him on when there's a million dole scum wanting the job who can follow simple instructions. He fucking cut himself breaking down the boxes on the first day.
>>77442624he is capable though isn't he? he just needs a little accommodation. That's your companies legal requirement and if he hurts himself it's on them. And hopefully they'll blame the prick who gave him inadequate manual handling training and keeps verbally abusing him
>>77442638Those identities just get abused to cause fights amongst us anyway at this point, theres a time and place for them still though for sure.
>>77442646What accomodation? For someone to do his job for him? It's not a difficult fucking job. If he can't do something this simple he should try something a bit easier like drilling holes in a block of wood. He's easily replaceable.
>>77442416>>77442423I'm on top rate ESA. I don't get PIPs (was hard enough getting ESA). I worked it out last month after my money was raised a little bit, that after all my essential bills (food, utilities, council-tax, internet etc) I have around 300-350 a month of completely disposable income.It's not great, but if I got PIPs that would go up to around 500-550 which I'm sure is around about normal for someone working full time on minimum wage and has to pay rent etc. Can't compare to someone on average yearly wage or higher of course, but there's probably no chance most benny claimants are ever getting that. >>77442451Think I remember you lad, didn't you appeal and get it later?
>>77435889What country do you want to visit before you die? For me, it is Bhutan.
>>77442662Glorious Nippon of course
>>77442662Wouldn't mind visiting somewhere like Iceland but heard it's expensive.
>>77442662Rwanda desu
>>77442657Nah, I didn't bother appealing.
>>77442662I'm not even sure anymore. I can just look on google maps/youtube if I want to see what a city/place is like. Wouldn't mind doing some skiing though tbqh, that's something you can't just experience through watching but it's too depressing going on my own.
>>77442654You said it yourself. His disabilities mean he needs a little help understanding what needs restocked and how to lift heavy boxes properly. You're not legally allowed to discriminate against disabled people so if you aren't providing this (and it does seem to be your responsibility) you should be sacked and the company should get a big fine
>>77442662Probs Switzerland
How well travelled are britfeel robots? I have visitedU.K. USA (Illinois when I was a kid)France (school trip to Normandy)Finland Italy (just Rome)Vatican CityRussia (Moscow and St Petersburg) Turkey (Istanbul) Thailand Cambodia VietnamWhere have you been?
>>77442683If I ever won the Euros that's where I'd move to. Mountains and stuff, but not as cold and miserable as Norway.
I find these stats kinda interesting on their own anyway>The overall average success rate for PIP claims is 52%, but this varies widely depending on your main disabling condition.>For example, PIP claims for Rheumatoid Arthritis have a success rate of 74.7%, whilst those for Type 1 Diabetes are as low as 28%.ADHD is successful less than half of cases. Alcohol misuse 60%. It says generalised anxiety disorder only gets pip 42.70% of the time but thats the 1 thats overblown on the news. Depression is 10% more.Paraplegics get PIP 97.80% of the time, im sure its more like 100 but theres admin errors or someshit. I dont know what "writer's cramp" is but ppl have had the cheek to apply for pip for it.
>>77442470>wears a flat cap to larp as a working class guyalmost as pathetic as his hi-vis jacket
>>77442692Been to Wales (hehe) and USA (Arkansas). Guess technically Missouri counts too but I was only there for half a day. I've got a bunch of money stashed away, but every time I think about going somewhere I lose interest and don't see the point.
>>77442677>legallyFuck off. That shit doesn't matter. We'll just say he was sacked because he kept messing up. He wouldn't be able to prove shit.
>>77442667Unironically I have read it is now actually one of the better if not best subsaharan African countries to visit. Nothing like it was in the genocide back in the 90s. Paul Kagame is legit a benevolent dictator it seems. I guess the UN helped them a lot.
>>77442700>he was sacked because he kept messing up. Let's be real here; it wouldn't even be a lie.
>>77442667https://twitter.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1788877093821890934Here's the new homes they wanna stick the deported refugees in
>>77442654We require reasonable adjustments and considerations for our needs. If I was him id be getting you sacked matey and some nice compo for the summer.
>fucking spackers, they should make them get jobs instead of giving them free bennies. What's stopping spackers from moving boxes?>NOOOOO what do you mean I have to work with a spacker now at my box moving job? I couldn't have predicted this
>>77442706Of course not and he'd be laughed out of court. If you're a retard best stay at home because if you can't do simple tasks or a menial job you are below dogshit and will be treated as such.
>>77442692My parents took us around quite a bit when me and my siblings were younger, plus done a little travel on my own:>England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and RoI>France>Spain>Germany>Norway>Italy>Cyprus>Malta>Greece>USA (NYC, Florida and Maine)>Zimbabwe>South Africa>Argentina>Australia>New Zealand>UAE>Singapore>Thailand
>>77442692UkUSCanadaFranceAustriaDenmarkSpainPortugalChinaHong KongCubaEgyptJordanGreeceMontenegroItalyNetherlands
>>77442711Only adjustment you'll get is an Attitude Adjustment and a kick up the arse lazy bones.
>NOOOO what do you mean I can't just verbally abuse spackers at my job? I am sacked now!
Anyone here never left the U.K. in their life? (Propa working class innit)
>WHAT ARE YOUR SALARY EXPECTATIONS? (BEST ANSWER to this JOB INTERVIEW QUESTION!)https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zuzSxZFV46Q
>>77442730I've been stuck in my northern post-industrial shithole town for over 30 years and I don't see myself ever escaping. I'm gonna die on my council estate (grim, GRIM)
how does a spacker even get a job at a supermarket warehouse? presumably he has carers looking out for him and the place is well aware of what disabilities he has and the accommodations he'll need. Clear case of discrimination looks like to me
>>77442728He can't do anything about it. I'm his manager and he answers to me. My manager trusts me to deal with these kinds of idiots and weed them out so the warehouse runs efficiently.
>>77442692Just Europescared of flying anyway
>>77442737Literally hundreds of people apply to these jobs, so there must be some quota/DEI shenanigans going on
>>77442692australiabulgariacyprusdubaifrancegermanyhollandhong kongmalaysiaportugalsingaporethailandqatarnever had any interest in going to america or africa>>77442730Ruthlad and he'll be here later to tell us why
>>77442692SSM has been to Wapan
I want to visit one of those countries that do not exist. Like a place not recognised as a country by most of the world but legit has its own money and army and government. TransdniesterAbkhaziaSomalilandKosovoTaiwanMaybe even like Kurdistan. Probably Taiwan would be far the easiest. Transdniester would be cool tho.
SSM often looks like a ball bag that was shaved a week prior and left in the desert heat.
>>77442761Turkmenistan is good for introverts
why did he buy this
>>77442772Imagine wearing that to a job interview.
>>77442772>"made me chuckle" *buys*That's the entire thought process behind that purchase. You're welcome
>>77442779Is it better or worse than wearing a string vest with a blazer?
>>77442785Don't know lad ask Rab C. Nesbitt.
>>77442785he needs to wear breathable clothes to stop the fish smell building up. It's a reasonable accommodation to make for his TMAU and they're not allowed to discriminate
Liberia is the mentalist country in the world. Literally founded by black American slaves who were transported back to Africa after slavery who then enslaved the native Africans using the same techniques white Americans used on them. Fucked. Ruled by Black Americo-Liberians for like a century. Horrible civil war in the 90s. Mad Max style war with generals and naked child soldiers. Continues to be a psychotic shithole with chaos, aids and drugs to this day.
>>77442772idgiyes sexual innuendo but do people rub meat before grilling? this joke doesn't even mean anythingI like the pignibba though he's based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUOmfq303s>Interviewer Technique - Getting it rightHorrible lighting, walls are so bright with the window right open.Echo through the whole room, with FOUR ppl in it.Its so disgusting. That is so grim its like a punishment in hell. Its like talking to the police. Its like a police interview. Why the fuck do yous do this stuff like its normal.
>>77442792https://youtu.be/C-fwMQ6wmyY?si=5Dvuv1KDoFx_8-Rg
Id be fantasising about which one of those cunts i'm knocking out first, chantelle is going out the window.
Anyone else's dad turning into a grumpy old bitter git?
>>77442796Hey mate, may I write you on the discord after work if I haven't done your head in. I'm sober again now, sorry. Hope you and all good lads are having a nice Friday.
Which country is best to passport bro max in? U.K. is declining as a country so being British gets less respect than it used to these days. Our retarded subhuman working classes ruined the reputation of the British.However, there are still countries to get pussy in with white skin and a good passport.SEA is a bit noncey and old hat. Apparently Venezuela is such a shithole now due to their insane attempt at 21st century socialism that any woman will fuck you to get out.
>>77442802Job hunting is one giant humiliation ritual and if you pass the test, it proves you are a good little drone who will respond to the uppers asking you to jump.
>>77442772Might buy SSM these shorts. It nearly summer
>>77442796You can rub it with oil but thats generally more if youre pan frying, you can also rub on spices/premixed meat seasoning onto steaks but its rarely done I think, least in the UK
No loli avatar fake Lollers
>>77442813Probably a former soviet union country.
>>77442594Fuck sake. I was looking forward to re-watching his Masters journey for the 6th time tonight. Friday ruined.
>>77442804Forgot just how brilliant this was. "I told them I threatened someone with a gun"
>>77442813SEA is old hat but they are miles ahead of other places in the "literally give us money and you can stay here" gimmick, especially Thailand
>>77442662I read somewhere that Bhutan only officially recognises about 7 or 8 countries in the world. Based I say.
>>77442810of course my friendwas worried you had died or something unironically>>77442822oh. it makes more sense now I suppose
>theres no trick questions. Theyre all about you, so you should be able to answer them :)aaaahahahahahahahahahhaha top keks big man XD i love the banter mate hahahah keep it coming lad im all about having the craic me pure excited to work here now so i am hehe
>>77442692EnglandWalesScotlandIrelandNetherlandsBelgiumFranceLuxembourgGermanyDenmarkSwedenSwitzerlandAustriaCzechiaPolandItalySloveniaBulgariaGreeceTurkeySpainPortugalRussiaVatican CityNorthern Irelandbut home is where the heart is
>>77442826haha nerves got the better of me.>>77442844Thank you mate and catch you later!
>/hahahahaha/i:op:no;boards:r9k
NEW fret to lats>>77442858>>77442858
>>77442804Found another one with him wearing "I'm exempt from wearing a mask" lanyard. This guy lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myHKh4yhKU4
