holy fucking kino
I'm so glad I don't watch this crap.
>>14577264>Bryan eating ANOTHER pinLmao!!!!
>>14577264Why does everybody look like they shrunk in the washing machine
>>14577264How tall are Perrys lifts or how much is Okada hunching goddamn
>>145772648 niggas in the ring and not a single one of them is over 6' tall
>>14577283HONEY I SHRUNK THE MIDS
>>14577264this match finna be basedola
>>14577264grim grim grim
>>14577264Well at least it's not Garcia
i was gonna shitpost and console war this thread but you know what? fuck thatim glad you're enjoying it anon.
Did the bucks finally learn how to cut a promo after hiding in backstage segments for the last 4 years?
>>14577297kekked
They need more people in the ring in street clothes
>>14577283Kek. I get them not wanting to get a smaller ring, but they don't have to film it like they're fucking ants. They're shorter guys, but they're not like fucking 5'2.
>>14577320they’re good at cutting heel promos, babyface promos not so much
BUH-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAHHHH-NAHNAH
>Wasted in a gimmick street fight match where FTR gets concussed
>>14577264lolaew
>>14577264>Ospreay beats Bryan at the last PPV, establishing him as the best wrestler in the world>at the next PPV he is challenging for midcard belt #2 while Bryan goes on to be in the main event
>>14577264I THOUGHT EDDIE AND BRIAN WERE BLOOD ENEMIES, WHY ARE THEY FUCKING TEAMING UP?!
>>14577297Popped
the lollipop guild is tearing itself apart!
where the fuck is Kenny wasn't he supposed to be there tonight
>>14577366this bothered me too. i wouldnt have liked it if it was moxley, but that wouldve made sense. why is bryan there? revenge on okada?
>>14577264That babyface team has the same energy as Ren Narita challenging for the IWGP title. ABsolutely grim.
>>14577393he just announced this nothing match lmao
>>14577366>>14577394>he expects consistency and logic from Tony Khan bookingLMAO
>>14577393Kenny said on stream before hand that he hadn't confirmed he'd be there and they shouldn't have advertised him.
>>14577415That didn’t happen lol. He said he was mostly on board appearing last week but then the arena advertised it so he called and said let’s do it.
>>14577264I was hoping it was gonna be the MCMG
>>14577264Mooom!
>>14577394Bryan's literally Tony's right hand man This is cannon in press conferences and other thingshow stupid are e-drones
>>14577297
>>14577440Bryan defending AEW's honor makes sense and is based
>>14577264LMAO AEW is fucking embarrassing
>>14577440
>>14577264From the thumbnail, I thought Eddie Kingston was Shane-o-Mac kek
>>14577264ROH's Eddie Kingston and 3 WWE guys? Doesn't AEW have guys to defend it?
>>14577264Could've done with the story to simmer for another few weeks but I get it. especially when bryan joins the elite
>>14577361>main event No way , this can’t be the main event ……
>cmftr vs elite at home PFHAHAHHAHAHAH oh wow
>>14577442>spits blood and dies in you're path
>>14577497Anarchy in the Arena has to go on last, same with Stadium stampede, too much shit gets wrecked. This + EVPs working with Christian to demote Swerve's match to below the women's match is how they'll avoid actually doing a women's main event. I feel it in my bones.
>>14577511>we live in a universe where cm punk is more injury prone than bryan danielsongrim
>>14577361Nice try Chud but Mercedes and Willow are main eventing
>>14577440>This is cannonsars
>>14577366The ENTIRE story was about Bryan finally respecting him at the end.
>>14577394Okada literally broke Bryan’s arm
>>14577264Why wouldn't you put Ospreay in this match if you're trying to build him up? You can have the gimmick be that he and danielson have a warrior's respect for each other or some shit and danielson asks him to step in on behalf of aew and will being both real-life and kayfabe immensely grateful to tony for giving him millions can take eddie's spot or better yet one of the ftr faggots and replace the other one with moxley
why is kingston dressed like one of those little cholos you can buy out of the gumball machines
>>14577632homies? kek
>>14577438WWE must be miracle workers a portion of the time because that angle even temporarily interested me in guys like Ambrose and Rowan.
>>14577472>>14577632I thought he was Konnan at first.
>>14577283>Why does everybody look like they shrunk>>14577341>they don't have to film it like they're fucking ants. They're shorter guys, but they're not like fucking 5'2yeah they look like children out there its impossible to take any of that seriously they look so tiny. its also a sad state of affairs when those 8 wrestlers are your top 8 guys. lol
>>14577264Holy fuck not a dime in site in that ring...
>>14577279But you watch 'E slop which makes you twice as retarded sadly
>>14577264Hey isn't one of these guys going to jail? Pretty wild Tony has booked him nonstop since.
>>14577630The fuck does Ospreay to do with any of thisThis is your brain on Papa Gaytch's slop booking
>>14577717Why would you not want to position Oceanspray as a face of the company when all he's done since he got there was dick ride for Tony?
>>14577264Glad I closed the tab early.
>>14577717He's a guy you want to position as important and you can easily narratively involve him. What does anyone have to do with anything unless you write them to, retard?>papa gaytchRENT. FREE.
>>14577264what does burger kingston have to do with any of this
>>14577292Okada is
>>14577264WHY IS EVERYONE SO SMALL
>>14577264>the absolute state of Okada in AEW
>>14577264No wonder they cant even get 750k viewers no more LMFAO
>>14577264>not one threatening looking dude in that ringthe absolute state of modern wrestling. aew where random 40 yr old soccer moms size mog every wrestler in your company
>>14577264Imagine the asian guy being one of the tallest people in your company kek
>>14577717>The fuck does Ospreay to do with any of thisAs much as the fatty.
stop laughing
>>14577766Matthew, Nicholas, and Okada attacked him on Okada’s debut and then Okada took his title.
>>14577264they're doing a worse job presenting Okada than I ever could have imagined
What is the wwe equivalent?
>>14577956
Would have been the perfect dynamite if the goddess was in the house.
>>14577264Maybe if GayEW got rid of trash like Kingston, Fuck the rectum and the cucks, I could respect them, and that's a big maybe
>>14577264am I getting worked? how tall is Jungle Fag and how tall is Okada ? I thought Okada was like 6'2
every single angle somehow got worse tonight.
>>14578101No one in that ring is taller than 5'11 I promise you that.
>>14578141
>>14577264Is anyone in this ring taller than 5'5?
>>14577693So watching AEW makes you retarded? Can't be twice more retarded than nothing.
>>14577264One thing AEW and WWE have in common right now are two of the worst aligned faces ever, FTR in AEW and Rollins in WWE. How the fuck are these faggots pushed as likeable.
>>14577264What
>>14577366Because the bucks are such a powerful threat they have to lay their differences aside.
>>14577297Fucking outstanding
>>14577292Tony and Jack are shoot 6’4
>>14577264the league of extraordinarily small gentlemen
>>14577775To be relatable to us redditors
>>14578224seff redeemed himself at mania
>>14577264>A bunch of guys on a losing streak versus a bunch of guys on a winning streakLmao
>>14578647As a middle aged software developer the one on the right would be “in good shape”. But a wrestler? That’s a no from me dog.
>>14577297lmao
AEW needs a stylist, I'm so sick of top guys showing up in sweatpants.
>>14578765What you don’t like your aspirational and/or larger than life characters to dress more casually than most people when they get groceries?
>>14577519>muh feelingsSeek therapy bru
>>14577281what do you expect? everyone else in that ring is a self-mark.
>>14577438this match was so hype.
>>14578765>>14578775>LE HECKIN' STYLERINO!e-drones really are homosexual reality TV show watchers
>>14578784>self marks>Eddie>YB$I'm pretty sure The Young Bucks have the worst PPV record in AEW
>ftr vs bucks hardcore match 2 ppvs in a row
>>14578807Eddie is absolutely a self-mark.
>>14578811It should've been Bucks vs MCMG this time
>>14577292>not a single one of them is over 6' tallNeither is the this dimeless gook you are posting, lil nujamal.
>>14578817>Mcmg should be team Aew I love them but no it wouldn't make any sense built like that Would have worked if it was something like the bucks two greatest rival teams coming together tho
Inb4 Jack uses real heckin glass
6 cruiserweight manlets. Oh joy!
>>14578814Who'd he bury?>>14578839kino>>14578865>YB$>Jungle Lad>Okada>FTR>Eddie>Bryan>6
>>14577264Why aren't FTR both facing off against the Bucks?
>>14577264Terrible show this week. Really, really awful compared to last week, but that's the AEW way.
>>14579697>Who'd he bury?Literally anyone who has had to sell his offense is no longer credible.
>>14577297Kek
>>14579697>>14579726I mean the guy cosplays as Japanese guys including when he went against Okada with his not-Triple Crown which he won in the G1 at Home, he's some sort of ultra mark in some way
>>14577264>Okada in a suit>Bucks dressed like retards>Perry looking homeless>Eddie dressed like his mom pays his rent>3 random white guys in t-shirts who do nothing but jobJust overflowing with star power
>>14577264supposed to put bums in seats, not in the ring
>>14577764>He's a guy you want to position as importantNo he isn't.
>>14578797>A Drone: MUST PROTECT LAZY SLOPgrim
>>14578797nigger if I wanted to watch some skinny midget walking around wearing a t shirt, some sneakers and sweatpants I'd just visit a Starbucks.
I DONT CAREHOLY FUCK I DONT CATETHIS SHIT IS SO HEATLESS GRRREAHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A MOTHERFUCKING JACKET LOOKING AT THIS BRRRRI WAS LEGIT MORE INVESTED IN IYO SKY VS NATALYA (good match btw) THAN THE ENTIRE TWO HOURSI WANT AEW TO DO BETTER BUT GOD I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
>>14580338calm down dear
>>14577264Okada the Japanese man is the tallest one there. Jack wears higher up shoes.That old pic of hogan and Foley in the ring with nick and Matt from tna days proves everything Hogan said about these 2 was right
>>14577264slobs, trannies, and midgets
>>14580371sry.
>>14577766You know asking questions like this easily expose you don’t watch the show?
>>14577264>let's run the same match back we did last year except a way more dimeless versionTony is creatively bankrupt
>>14577264Get FTR the fuck outta there. Team aew should’ve been >Danielson>Ospreay >Eddie >Hangman
>>14580415But Tony needs to put a random mid card belt on Ospreay because he thinks everyone will praise AEW for having the best champions but no one will give a shit and the ratings will continue to plummet and WBD won't renew them
>>14580415Tony should've done this angle with Punk, Danielson, and Christian as the nu-nWo and he should've done it as soon as Punk and Danielson got there. Team AEW should've been every single member of the roster who wasn't an ex-WWE guy. Also The Elite should've been preemptively fired to prevent them from ruining everything.
>>14580453Yep, except for the last sentence,
>>14577264Jesus Christ. Tallest guy there must be 5ft5.Wrestling is a big joke today.
>>14580262>calling anyone lazy when you attempt to flip disses>>14579773That doesn't make him a self-mark ya baka.>>14580426kek of course a dimwit who doesn't understand why the International Title is going on a Brit would believe the no renewy cope
>>14580474So anyway here's one pictured with the current WWE Champion.
>>14577264THAT'S GOTTA BE JESSE PINKMAN!
>>14580514>Cody slouching and angling his head sideways>"6'4" Okami only slightly taller than him despite Codester being shoot 5'11and redditors used to think this gook was as tall as Orton lel
>>14580504Look around, lil bro. You're literally the last person here defending this shit. Time to just walk away and let it die.
>>14577264I know we complain a lot about everyone's gimmick these days just being "guy who loves wrestling" but jesus christ these guys do nothing to distinguish themselves, they all look like middle aged dads you'd see at the gym. Compare this faceoff to last year's survivor series. Even with the teams full of midcarders they look and feel more important and memorable
>>14577463God it pisses me off that there is just enough cool shit going on in AEW that I cant ignore it completely. I love Bryan's insane retirement run, Swerve/Hangman and like 2 other guys, but everything else is unwatchable
>>14578107wait this match looks kinda dimes
>>14578107>still competing with the developmental fed 5 years inKek there is no way any of your cultists ever dreamt it would end up this bad
>>14577264More like ki-no milly
>>14577297They need to make the sequel HONEY I BLEW UP THE BABYFACE
>>14578150>the Jap is the tallest onewhat the fuck bizzaro world did we enter?
>>14580787Hey that’s not fair. Middle aged guys that actually want to appear in shape would also diet and therefore would not look like fat slobs like at least 3-4 of these losers do. I’ve said this in other threads but I should not look more cut that people that are called “wrestlers” when I have to work a 9-5 before being able to workout when almost 40. They should be ashamed to have this be their job and they look like that.
>>14581094And o-Cody is only 6’3”
>>14581117tiny pays them no matter what. there is no incentive to strive for greatness so they settle for mediocrity.
>>14580627The Cope Open is Saturday junior.>>14580671No. The last thing you'll see before dying of a seethe-related embolism is me posting facts you don't like.
Okada....why.....
>>14577264>3 former WWE guys>eddy kingstonThis is team AEW?
>>14581134I know. But, man I’d be embassed to look that bad just going to the grocery store. Having shitty cloths irl is whatever. But, the state of your body is a reflection of a lot of life choices over time. And the story it tells about these mother fuckers is a sad one.
>>14579697>Who'd he bury?TakeshitaMarufujiAkiyama
>>14577438The 2010s had a lot of bullshit, but in that brief window of time in 2012-2014 the tag division (and 'trios division', if such a thing existed) was brilliant. Everything involving The Shield, The Wyatts, Cody and Dustin (pre-Stardust) and to a slightly lesser extent the Usos was incredible. My two underrated favourites that are probably not in anyone else's top 50 matches are The Shield v Wyatts at Elimination Chamber and The Shield vs The Rhodes brothers at Battleground.
>>14577316nah you are
