Meanwhile in China.
>>27659537china is for china and exists as a 92% han chinese ethnostate. you live in a muttopolis ruled by you know who, barred from buying affordable vehicles and forced to slave at a dwindling number of jobs which pay a barely livable wage.sad!>Y-YOU A CHANK!!!!!!white with blond hair. that is to say: whiter than you, juan.
>>27659544>affordableIs that chinkspeak for "explodes into a fireball if a bird craps on it"?
>>27659547>mutt cars have NEVER, EVER ignited after a 30+ mph head-on collisionlike a janny, you are doing it for free.
Meanwhile in 1971.
>>27659537Luv a good China thread. There's been such a painfully obvious increase in shilling for Chinese auto manufacturers. But everyone knows the result of buying Chinese for anything but the most disposable shit is these webms kek
>>27659537>what if we put the fuel tank in the engine bay?
>>27659537>car didn't immediately explode and instantly kill driver upon explosionHey, that's actually an improvement for the Chinese.
Every time you buy an EV, you kill an Amerilard
>>27659875So what you're saying is modern Chink vehicles are worse than 50+ year old American vehicles? I don't think this was quite the "gotcha" you think it was.
>>27659544The Chinese are a loathsome sortI say turn them away from portThey bring a lot of dog and catThe pets disappear and the people get fatThe cook in oil from the guttersAnd shriek and cry in guttural stuttersThey talk too loudly on the phoneNo spacial awareness where they roamAll in all they should go backBefore they provoke a wide eyed attackGod forsaken ugly shitty bugsWe'll skin their race and make Chinese rugs
>>27659875The Pinto didn't even catch fire any more or less than any other model at the time with a gas tank aft of the axle.The only reason it's talked about was that Ford got caught red-handed running the numbers on redesigning and fixing it vs.paying off the injury/death lawsuits.
>>27660699I forget that the Chinese were the original nuisance immigrant on occasion. The history spans well into the 1800s. Irish and Italians were the nuisances of the 1900s, and in the 2000s, it's Central/South America and India.No soil is magic. The people who chase the magic are scaring away the magicians who make the soil look magic.
>>27659875I had to laugh at the fact that it caught fire *instantly* instead of the like 2 second delay that the Pinto had after being hit. Glorious chink engineering
>>27659544>barely livable wageGod I wish I lived in this utopia you described.
>>27659544>92% Han ChineseStatistically impossible seeing as China has been a cum rag for warlords and armies for thousands of years, but keep telling yourself that buddy
>>27659544han chinese are extinct, id be willing to bet other east asians are closer to han chinese genetically than modern chinese
*randomly explodes in your path*
>>27660750chinese are still the most nuisance touristsin a number of asian countries they have no-phone policies on public transport because the chinese tourists will just shout down their phones 24/7
>>27661738god was smiling on that nigga
>>27660763>caught fire *instantly* instead of the like 2 second delay that the Pinto hadAte you talking about the infamous video where they couldn't get a pinto to ignite in a crash so they used a remotely controlled explosive to detonate the gas tank?
>>27661855You mean chingga
>>27659544Juan atleast isn’t a fucking turn coat for his yellow overlords
>>27659537back in late oughts during my college years i seen some volvo shooting flames just like thati dont think cars burning down is exclusive to china
>>27660710>running the numbers on redesigning and fixing it vs.paying off the injury/death lawsuits.Based... So... fvcking... zased...
>>27659537>Everyone on /o/ claiming we need Chinese EVs or all car culture is dead>Suddenly 1 video that shows chink cars catch on flamesThe absolute dichotomy of /o/
>>27661968I wish I had that one meme with the boomer screaming about how his hispanic stepson respects the constitution.
>>27663389You have to add blacks and progressives together as well as college students. Blacks will go along with whoever gives them bux. Progressives will want a communist utopia and have the white man's government. College kids and recent grads are all commies.
>>27663396>College kids and recent grads are all commies.Except for those who went into STEM.
post more chinkshit goretotal chink death
>>27661724>be chinamen>do nothing out of the ordinary>suddenly, out of nowhere, 157 ways to die
>>27664182
>>27659555>>27659544Imagine getting this upset over someone calling out China while pretending you're not Chinese lmao
>>27659537Lpg system?
Or flammable refringent
>>27666719>the one in front stops, puts out her hand to stop her friend, who just keeps walking into it.Imagine walking behind and still being the one hit by the car in front.
>>27666699I knew the chinese hated motorcycles but this is another level
>>27666721>first two don't even look left.I'll still look left even when the intersection is a one-way street from the right.
>>27666679Talk about butthurt.
I wonder if in China there are image board threads and compilations of things like this happening in America
>>27666956there is a sub called aznmasculinity where chinks and other gooks sperg 24/7 about pic related kek
>>27666694holy shit that's hardcore
>>27666697the fuck was that guy doing on the road?
>>27666702>>27666716>>27666719>>27666721What explains this lack of situational awareness?
>>27666963Those are all asians born and living in the west though
>>27666719this is like the opening scene of the boys
>>27666721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6PbdJiAK84
>>27666956Funny thing is when I was in China I had to watch this kind of compilation because of a minor offence I was responsible for as a driver that was caught on camera (I was in the turn-left-lane at the traffic light but I went straight when it turned green).That is until someone remarked that I couldn't speak Chines and so wouldn't understand.So my wife had to watch it instead.Meanwhile my daughters and I were watching Spongebob in a sofa somewhere in the police station.We still joke about it sometimes.
>>27659544muttbros.... hes right we live in a 3rd world shithole filled with brown people
>be chinaman>literally live in gta/roadrash/carmaggedon universe irljokes aside, these threads fascinate me as much as pajeet ones
>>27659875that would have cost 11 usd per car to fix
>>2766902411 usd is big money for the company like Ford
>>27659554can't sneeze in chinese cars
Thanks to the webm maker.And thank me for introducing y'all to that chink channelTotalChinkDeath
>>27669012Pantsu
>>27661743thats so fucking sad to die like that; I guess you get what you deserve when you lanesplit
>>27669088i found a new prospective roommate
>>27659544amerinegroes...our response?!
>>27669088If that guy is taking down cameras then I would expect bad things to happen shortly in that locale.
>>27668839Slanty eyes.
Trigger warning: squished bugs.https://twitter.com/upjiaotong/status/1781344507868348428https://twitter.com/upjiaotong/status/1780951847106420909
>>27661732You can't even turn around and get home against the flow of traffic, welp
>>27669005I have nightmares where I do this.
>>27659544If you are white, then why do you care about China?If you are Chinese, then why are you white?
>>27661738>when the jade emperor blesses you but the wind goddess still doesn't like your hairstyle
>>27668804Suicide probably.
>>27670839Zero self preservation. How will china do in a military conflict?
>>27669003
>>27659544I knew, white man.
>>27670839>>27669002What if we got tienanmen square wrong all along and they just have an instinct for throwing themselves in front of giant deadly objects?
>>27659544there's nothing wrong with being a mutt or living among people of different ethnicitiesit's all about upbringinga black or indian doctor is smarter and better mannered than white trailer trash, and vice-versaand china has a lot of effectively trailer trash, all for themselves with no morals
>>27659537>civic>in chinaI thought chinks culturally despised weebs?
>>27671513>black or indian doctor is smarter and better mannered than white trailer trashno they aren't..t been around a lot of real white trash.they are still miles better than the Browns
>>27669032Go home, dagumi, you're drunk
>>27666699Holy shit poor guy
>>27666783You'll never know what kind of idiot is driving arround
>>27669066I wasn't expecting that
>>27666685okay but the girl holding the umbrella is based
>>27661724what gets me is the sandbags in the debris, they built the bridge with non-structural filler
>>27661738I paused the video before whatever it was happened and looked for all the carnage that it could be>the car pulling out into the street to cause a crash>a speeder smashes the yellow hat bikers>the sewer lid blows into the air>random bouncing tire of death>another pavement collapse>car plows through the plate glass doors from inside the buildingnope, tree, 0 points for me
>>27669009almost smooth
>>27669012
>>27659544动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>27666699>jesusfuckingwhat!
>>27666699>ACK
>>27669038>I'd like to get off the ride now
>>27661738That was impressively lucky
Question. Pajeets vs trains or changs vs cars/machinery?
>>27673589Hard to say, if they where both struggling to float in front of me I'd have to make up my mind which one to keep treading on to push them under
>>27673557man this is some cleeeaaan emissions
>>27673589ffa
>>27666707>>27673617Not my problem
>>27663404Don’t forget the real biz degrees too (Finance/Accounting)
https://x.com/upjiaotong/status/1793261786382176352wtf i love bicycles now
Can we have some more chink vs physics webms, please?
>>27676093this. please send help
all i got until the next comp comes out
>>27676356fuck. that desperate attempt to get back up but her legs not doing anything...and rip kid
>>27666716>should I pull over to the side of the highway?>nah, i'll just stop right in the fucking middle
>>27676364>not my problem
>>27675367>guy in car furiously taking pictures
Asian riders, keeping the organ trade going when they can't harvest enough prisoners
>2 Contractors>1 Job
Think that'll do for now, remember your certification>See you around>And around>And around
>>27676342Sick
>>27676364Make sure you save all the vids. That channel can't stay up forever
>>27676557What's lower than bugs? Most insects escape impending doom
>>27671321Did you ever watch the actual video of the tianaman square thing? The dumbass in front of the tank never gets run over, the tank just tries to drive around him a few times and he keeps blocking it like an asshole.
>>27659875still better than anything chinks will ever make
>>27676557It's morbid how "people" just walk by like nothing happened.
>>27676330Needs yakety sax.
>>27659544>Ching Chong ching Chong Chong bing bong ching
>>27676557>try to kys on a road with a 20 mph speed limit>get gently dumped on the ground by a taxi who continues on his way>lie on the street in pain for several minutes while all traffic and pedestrians completely ignore you or move around you>finally a particularly oblivious SUV runs you over properly>misses the head though so you probably survive and get to spend the rest of your life paralyzed from the neck down
>>27677167spooky ehh maybe they fear its a Pèngcí scam, or some other entrapment
>>27676528what are the fucking odds
>>27671513>jeets are on /o/ now
The Chinese clips are nuts, all gas no brakes seems to be the norm. They also have like no shoulders either and all of the roads and lane size are completely different. United States and our eurobros can agree we have far better driver ecosystem than the Chinese.
>>27678379>all gas no brakesIn the videos with sound you can tell they usually are slamming on the brakes, it's just that the brakes are hilariously bad.
>>27676571Fucking kekIs it making circles with the guy's blood? Surely you need to keep pressing a button/pedal/something for a vehicle to move. Wtf happened?
>>27676557I haven't laughed like this in a long time. It's the dictionary definition of>not my problemGod bless the chinks for all the keks they give us
>>27669069thats in america, retard. look at the date format and the cars in traffic
>>27678426https://youtu.be/lfH1IzfxL3Q?t=253
>>27678412>Is it making circles with the guy's blood?Yeah he hopped off, saved the box on the back of the truck and was going to get back on before he got rolled up between the tray and forkliftI mean,He did save the box, boss will be super pleased!>>27678416As dead as I am inside its pretty much even beyond my ability to shake off that much sociopathic behaviourI don't like people very much, but I don't hate them that much either
>>27678426>cars in traffic>One International-model 12th-gen Corolla E210>One International-model 11th-gen Corolla E170>a bunch of mystery meat German-looking cars and an 11th-gen Civic>commieblocks in the backgroundyes, comrade, that's definitely america
>>27673483I love the idea of people in China having Terminator vision to look for this shit
Does anyone have more videos of Chinese EVs experiencing catastrophic failure?
>>27666676nigga sped up to hit that moped
>>27676962He posts mainly on twitter now. Jewtube gave him his first strike a couple months ago so he's only been posting partial videos there, but even so they gave him another strike anyway - I think for >>27666685 - and he's currently suspended. Apparently twitter is cool with vids of chinks brutally darwinning themselves though.
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>27676342The overhead walkway is RIGHT THERE
>>27669000Holy fucking based retard and digits
>>27676333Fucking what??
>>27682216>How dare you run over hororabu porice officer, to chink gurag with you
>>27669044>>27669054why do chinks loves these turns across multiple lanes of traffic so muchhad a 66 year old Chinese lady smack into my driver's side door and total my car because she wanted to make a right turn across 3 lanes from the median
>>27676552its not a real place im convinced china is a psyop
>>27678307kek nice one
>>27659544This is unironically true. China might be shit in many ways but at least they have self interest and nationalism unlike jewmerica. And it opposes american power globally so I'm on their side by default.
>>27676991You uh, you are aware than Tianenman Square is about the thousands of people killed and injured right? Tank Man is just the symbol for it.You are aware of that right?
>>27678379>They also have like no shouldersRoad shoulders don't work for thirdies because they just see another smaller lane.
>>27683408Shoulder or not, anything other than an instant dropoff into a bottomless pit to hell would be an improvement.
>>27669040I am impressed.
>>27678815Hard to tell what I'm seeing
>>27683591Biker is completely at fault. You don't get to be both a pedestrian and a vehicle
Chinese vehicles not even once. Work parts for a LDV dealership and fuck are they bad, my favourite part of the job is when people ask what common issues they have. There are no common issues pretty much everything on the car fails. No parts are available and everything for it is expensive to punish the people that fall for the cheap new car prices
>>27683254that guy in the white shirt and the bike. he gets away only to get whack-a-molled by the street lamp. it was his time
>>276822161) Chinese driving skills2) Insurance scams are the norm in China because of 1.3) Cameras are required because of 2.4) We get countless videos because of 3.
>>27683297Yeah, just posting another lulzy chinaman thing. He probably got put in a ditch after the fact anyway too.
>>27676539New Battlebots is insane
>>27683254The fucking street sign guillotine gets me every time
>whole thread making fun of chinese cars for catching on fire>meanwhile the reality is China is much farther ahead than the US in EV adoption and EVs are ~80x less likely to catch on fire than ICEVsboomers constantly stuck in the past
>>27678426Yes, that part of America where they have long blue chinese license plates, YYYY/MM/DD date formatting, 24 hour clocks, and precast tower blocks.Look, I agree that YYYY/MM/DD is the superior format, but nothing in that video is American.
>>27666745usually, yes.
>>27669040goes to show how easy SUVs are too rollovers.>>27676463>>27678379>>27678753>>27682403>>27683670>>27683750China has pretty much 0 drivers ed. The process to get a driver's license is either buy a fake one or pay a small fee to do a driver's test that basically proves you know how to make a car go forward, stop and maybe turn. It's kinda the same as in India.Also, from what I've heard, in China you cannot be charged for manslaughter from a traffic accident. It's just a traffic accident even if someone dies. If someone can clarify this or correct me if I'm wrong, I'd love to know.
>>27678307>hey bro, check this out. i'm going to ruin this bitch's day.
>>27678440Crazy how many of these clips are scooter riders being confidently retarded and just crossing wherever they feel like it. I never fucking did that with mine.
>>27666679Honestly, he deserves that and worse.
>>27683670It's a scooter so they *never* get to be a pedestrian, but even if they did the walk signal would've been red.
>>27684988Pedestrian=Do whatever you want whenever you want any you're never at fault no matter what
>>27683666
>>27684325Implessive
>>27659544chinese peopleotherwise known aslathe grease
>>27688190I have fallen asleep on a moped. Sometimes life sucks.
I lost the webm unfortunately, but there's this chinese roadgore video showing a road carved into the side of the mountain. Some chink is driving a car on the wrong side of the road, hits a motorcyclist, who proceeds to fall off the side of the road (easily a 100ft+ fall, you can't even see the bottom in the video). Afterwards, the driver casually turns his wipers on and drives like nothing happened. Used to make me kek so hard.
>>27676536god. why did I click on this thread. so much dread and sadness I'm going to throw up. I'm too old for this.
>>27688242>what was probably happening
>>27666723>>27666728>>27668996>>27669009this is like badly coded gta npcs
>>27688190hit it so hard the car alarm went off
>>27659544
>>27685227Seecurit dorifftu tekneek
>I want reliability >I want performance>and cheapThat's perfectly understandable and you shouldn't have to compromise.
>>27676463Had something similar happen in Raleigh, NC. An older black woman pulling onto the highway just kept merging over and clipped my truck. I pulled over to the shoulder. She never moved her car from the lane of traffic. Just put on her four-ways, walked across a live on-ramp, and wated to exchange information. No police report filed. No damage to my truck at all. Got a bill in the mail 2 months later for a $4000 repair at some ghetto body shop. Never did pay it.
>>27688174>>27688167Scooterfags should all fucking hang
>>27689766FWD
>>27692387And?
>>27666963kek
>>27684721They're terrible drivers because they've only recently gotten access to cars so they're the first generation to own cars and don't have the experience. The police are also the worst sort of do-nothing pigs, like they won't do anything even if a crime stares right at them. It's all just face and charade
>>27682216I can't remember what it's called, but one of the reasons why Chinese NEVER help each other is because of insurance scam. If you get caught in a Good Samaritan scam then you're liable, that's why they just prefer to walk on.
>>27692531And yes, Chinese law is incredibly retarded 99% of the time if it's not non-existent. Changing the law would force the Red Aristoracy to admit they were wrong and they can never be wrong because that would entail losing face. People from high trust societies always assume China is comparable because they think "Oh China is probably much like us, right?" or they think "Oh it's close to Japan so China must be the same" when in fact it couldn't be further from the truth.
>>27688167this is so pathetic
>>27666690??? why did he stop, i don't see a problem here
>>27692708Shrapnel from the bike could've damaged his tires.
>>27666699holy fuck
>>27670839>the way his head pops like a massive zit>>27676337lol>>27676356>>27676528>>27676536>>27676552>>27676557>>27676571>>27683254>>27673617man what the fuck is going over theregoofy aahhhh deaths mixed with random pedestrians dying in the most horific way possible
>>27659544>china could easily succumb to a gene aimed bioweaponwhat did Chang mean by this?
>>27692387>It's my tools that are making my works bad, not my skills!
>>27660750>no soil is magicI assume you are referring to the safety of immigration to prevent race mixing and foreigner migration? Because only the US and GB have the mentality that it is ok. And coincidentally, these are the countries with the most issues when it comes to race. All other countries it is not only expected for foreigners to assimilate, but also to speak their language, and it is NOT viewed as racism.
>>27684721>you cannot be charged for manslaughter from a traffic accidentdoes that mean i can go to china, rent a car, kill a bunch of chinks, and go home like nothing happened?
