Subterranean Animism was released on the 16t of August, 2008.Aya's article "Large Number of Straw Effigies Found in Forest Behind Shrine" was realest in 2004 somewhere between the 17th July to the 16th August.Alice has been doing this shit for like 4 years straight!!!
It takes a lot of work to keep Mima sealed. The lackadaisical shrine maiden should be more apreciative of Alice's efforts to help her...
>>46766046it's worse than you thinkthe cross reviews aren't set when the game released, they're set when SCoOW released. We know this because the SA cross review makes mention of Ichirin letting Reimu borrow Unzan, an event that happened in WaHH chapter 44, in 2018. SCoOW volume 5 was in 2018 too, so Reimu was confusing Parsee for Alice a decade later.that said the newest CDS chapter made it so Parsee isn't bound to her bridge anymore, so it's possible that she actually was on the surface being an A grade hater
>>46766046What is up with Alice hateboner for Reimu?
>>46766170If someone invaded my territory, beat me up then called me a "magic-obsessed idiot" I would also hate them
>>46766192she wandered in during a blizzard and alice immediately attacked her twice before even speaking to her, then threw out a line she'd probably been thinking of since mystic square before attacking her againreimu is not in the wrong here
>>46766195The fist thing that happens in the stage is Reimu attacking a group of dolls that were just flying around.If someone starts shooting at your dolls unprompted would you think she is just a normal peaceful person you can reason with?
>>46766046Or maybe it only happened one and Reimu never forgot about it.
Alice is buring with desire to best Reimu in a duel and prove herself stronger, but Reimu doesn't even remember who the fuck she is.
>>46766046This kindof eccentric behavior is kind of cute and it made me like Alice more when I first read about it.
Alice is the third biggest hater in Gensokyo, only behind Mizuchi and Reimu
Reimu is lazy and mean-spirited and Marisa solves incidents just as easily, Alice is doing Gensokyo a favor
>>46766773>MarisaIs a Thief who breaks in other people's houses and their their stuff. She's also such a big liar that Eiki herself had to lecture her on it
Alice...
>>46767326I'd rather have a lying incident solver than a lazy one
>>46766046Don't worry, I'll cure Alice's autism. I promise.
>>46767447ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE
>>46766046I like it when Alice is being a weirdo.It's cute
Short poem about Alice's cute autism:Behind the shrine at night you strollWhen the crow tengu tries to spyAs you beat nails in a straw dollWith excitement's twinkle in your eyeIn skill with dolls you have no peerOr when with crafty hands you sewAnd of the magic you hold dearThere is little you do not knowWhether you make a living dollOr spell to make Reimu departStill with your cute eccentric waysYou nail your dolls unto my heart
>>46770868Anon has a girlfriend~~
>>46766046Alice is is just like me!
>>46772762fr fr no cap?
today, you moped and lazed about the shrinein a land of fantasy, your own is but a dime!your god is ever silent, its faith in stagnationinside this false paradise of pseudo elation...your beat is done, no youkai to be foundthe humans are sleeping, their fears settled down...yet in your wish for sleep, for sake, then restone such youkai seems to enjoy being a pest!six hours past nightfall, four until dawnthe nailing, the banging, it will not begone!straw voodoo you see, and a face filled of gleethe maiden of paradise will not tolerate such tomfoolery!begone from the shrine, begone from this plane; a seal of fantasy sends the youkai away, to her former domain!the crow then soon follows, your anger to sparefor some time to come, they would certainly never dare!you curl into your futon, the noise having endedan incident having ceased, the magician apprehended.no more youkai to exterminate today, no villagers to protectyou begin to dream of your shrine, with donations to collect
>>46772796Excuse me?
>>46772880I thought you were making a joke using zoomer slang/meme so I responded in kind
>>46770868Anon and Alice sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
>>46766046>What the fuck is Alice problam?Lack of boyfriend/sex.One good dicking and she'd stop being an autist.
>>46766046God forbid a girl have a hobbie.
>>46766046If Reimu was American she would've shoot Alice for trespassing
>>46775819ReimuB is a shotgunner, after all.
>>46770868cute
>>46766046Will Alice ever become an important side character again?
>>46777563By the end of CDS, she'll become the third main character. Mark my words.Trust the plan, Alice patriots.
>>46777731yeah, she even got a speaking role in the last chapter!
>>46777563Nope. She used to be up there with Sakuya, Youmu, Sanae and Reisen in terms of "main character"-ness but she fell off and hasn't been relevant for like 10 years
>>46777784so even Parsee spends her time with others? man, Alice is pathetic
>>46770868Cute!
>>46777784Cave Alice is more relevant then regular Alice
>>46778635Alice is the only character in CDS who went into a coma and didn't get any speaking line
>>46770868When's the wedding?
>>46778689Poor AliceShe has fallen so low
>>46770868Are you the same anon who wrote the other Alice poems?
>>46781958Yeah
>>46777563I hope so. She's in both of my favorite games
>>46766046You have to appreciate her dedication
>>46787492I guess. She should use that dedication on something else though
>>46789246Like what?
>>46789288Like being my Wife
>>46789295She can be your wife and still do this ritual
>>46789295Also, I think you have some competition
So this is just an Arisu thread?
>>46767447gem and saved
>>46789325So it seems. I guess that guy with the poem rescued the threadEither way, most Alice threads were already Alice bullying threads so there's no big difference
>>46789348At least this time around, they are bullying her for a canon reason instead of making shit up
>>46789351It sucks that the bar for a good Alice thread is people not mentioning p*ss or sh*vels, but it could be worseHave a cute Alice
>>46770868Heartwarming. This made me not want to bully Alice.
>>46789363Yeah, maybe getting new content with Alice might help
Is this the Alice thread?
>>46789363>cute AliceThat's an oxymoron
>>46789374She can't sleep forever, one day we will get something new
All in all, this is one of the better Alice threads.
>>46789390Alice isn't an oxy nor a moron!!!
I love Alice
>>46792025Reimu disagrees
Arisu my beloved autist
man, how I hate alice!how conceited, arrogant, disgusting creature!one could hope when she was made, the mold was broken, for this kind of malady never haunt this Earth again!
>>46793078Calm down while Patchouli
man, how I love alice!how lovely, adorable,and comely a creature!one could hope when she was made, the mold was broken, because the Earth could not endure being walked by two beings of such radiant beauty!
>>46789351>making shit upNot sure why people did that, specially with the piss stuff. There's plenty of canon reasons to bully this weirdo.
>>46793253who knows, maybe it's their fetish or something
Short poem about Arisu's slumber:Sleep tight, dear Alice, like the sun sleeps at nightThe day may soon come, when you'll again grace our sightThough in sleep, you still shine like a star in the skySleep tight, lovely Alice, like a fair butterflySleep well, dear Alice, with your dolls by your sideI too sleep and dream of you being my brideFor your smile, to me, more than gold it is worthYou, most beautiful youkai in all of the earthThe day may come when again you will wakeUntil then a vigil I'll keep for your sake'Til your waking, fair Alice, you can get your sweet restFor among all your peers, I still love you the best
'risu a cute
>>46766046Most 2hus are weirdos, Alice isn't all that special in that regard. For example, Yuyuko went around Gensokyou in SWR making it snow everywhere for not particular reason.Speaking of which, Yuyuko in general is the biggest weirdo of them all. I have no clue what her deal is.
>>46797032Yuyuko got flanderized hard so no one talks about her being mean and wierd, Alice wasn't so lucky
>>46797032>I have no clue what her deal isI think one of Yuyu's defining traits is being totally backwards in her reasoning for things. Youmu isn't dumb, she just has to put up with insane loops of logic on the daily, so she's given up on trying to make sense of anything.
>>46767447she doesn't
>>46793745Pretty decent
I'm so horny right now if Alice were to spawn in my room right now I'd push her onto my bed and FUCK her BRAINS out>>46767447Me on the rifht
>>46766192Reimu is in no place to call Alice an idiot, without her she wouldn't have even known about collecting spring
I'm going to Alice
>>46800224Are you at Alice yet?
>>46800412Not yet, but I'm getting there
>>46767326>She's also such a big liar that Eiki herself had to lecture her on itMarisa hasn't told a lie since the day she was born!
>>46797440kek
This is probably the last one.By string and nail your gift performWith skillful hand sowing each dayAnd playing with the human formIn your small house, hidden awayWith joy you jump in all your fightsEager to parade you skillTo every moment that excitesYour wish to win by dolls and willEach morning I try you forgetBut every night, my heart recallsThe beauty that your being bearsSame as the beauty of your dollsAnd if our love was meant to beFor centuries I'd hold your handEach day together we'd drink teaStuck in your pseudo-wonderland
>>46800588What will you do when you get there?
>>46804493Rape. Don't worry, she'll consent when she wakes up.
>>46800224For some reason, I always thought "going to Alice" was an action rather then actually going to where Alice is
>>46807788"Alice" is a state of being, analogized as a place or action
>>46808167or person
Help me, I'm about to Alice
>>46808650just take your butterfly pills, Aliceand shut up
>>46808650Don't worry, that's natrual for a boy your age
>>46811972It will eventually end, right?
>>46770868>>46793745>>46801529Wow, you are one dedicated alicefag
Alice is too cute for page 7.
>>46766046This girl is really persistent in her autism...
>>46766532That's why Alice is better than Reimu, she actually cares
Useless autist, only good for making dolls
>>46820842Alice can help resolve incidents
>>46812752I have some bad news for you.
>>46812752Once you go Alice you can never go back-lice
>>46816229Too sexy as well
>>46824862>>46824763How terrifying
>>46812752It's for the better, now you are immune to "having a normal one"
I want to have what's alice been having
>>46827463Eirin's dream pills?
>>46827472I would take them.
>>46827472What's so bad about some sleeping pills, anon?
>>46831016if you have to take "something to help you sleep", you're missing a few bolts in your head
>>46831161Alice is a youkai, she doesn't need to sleep. She only takes those pills because she likes to dream of being a butterfly. Does that make her insane, in our opinion?
>>46831242Then why does Yukari sleep?
>>46834799Because she's lazy
>>46834799because sleep is great, wtf else would you do when you have an autonomous barrier monitor to do your wetwork for you?if you were a thousand years old and an immensely powerful eldritch abomination, with the ability to hibernate, don't tell me you wouldn't. old hags need hobbies besides stealing booze from the moon and irritating shrine maidens
>>46832037absolutely adorable
>>46832037Cute dumb doll lover
>>46832037Why is Reimu the joker?
>>46801529Cute. I hope you find your Alice some day, anon.
>>46834891Sleeping isn't a hobby.
>>46840112it is when you're Yukari
>>46766111To be fair, Alice isn't doing that just out of the goodness of her heart. She has a reason to not let Mima out.
>>46807788That was my first impression and I'm sticking with it.
>>46812991It's nice to see Alice has actual dedicated fans.
If I were to rape Alice, would she forgive me afterwards if I said I was really sorry and only did it because she's so attractive I couldn't hold back?
>>46840610>>46807788whenever an anon says they're 'going to Alice' I either think they're going full retard, or they're telling alice about your BS and she's about to kick your ass to Makai and backeither way stay clear shit's about to go down. expect a comeback in touhou 20, because anon is going to Alice
Let's all Alice together.
>>46843913>going full retardthats the most accurate one considering the source
Bump for more Alice slander
>>46766046I'm going to be honest, the whole doll situation is pretty funny.Alice should become a comedian
>>46854113yeah, we were laughing with you, Alice, and not at you! haha!
>>46844936Why is she crying?
>>46766046Look at that smile...
Alice is very sexy
>>46863250Sexy autist
>>46840610Which one? Going to where Alice is or "going to Alice" as an action?
>>46840610same.
>>46789363I don't get the shovel thing. Is it some cookike thing.
>>46886690I don't know. I keep asking and no one knows and I'd rather eat cement then watch cuckie so I'll never find out.
>>46886759i think cookie fans should be drowned in boiling cement
>>46886690>>46886759>>46886781Finally, some anons who talk sense.
Alicing as usual I see
Alice has the best and worst posters of any hu, she truly is special.
>>46890979The Alicest hu!
>>46890979it's because Alice is the best of the worst of all Makaishe was raised in a craddle of gold, but her arrogance gets the best of her. perhaps too much pampering...
>>46897356It's because she is an awesome character but hasn't been relevant in a long while, so the people who still care about her have either an extreme love of hatred for her.
>>46899313Alice still has it better then most characters. Look at Yuuka and Eiki, they have it far worse
>>46899428Hey, tea parties don't have themselves you knowFirst you complain she goes around bothering everyone, now you complain you never see either of them, which do you want?
>>46899493Wouldn't take also apply to Alice?All she does is sit at home, play with her dolls and drink tea
>>46899428i don't think we alice bros realize just how good we have it. I went in the Tenshi thread once and the first like 10 posts were sfw guro porn, zoophilia, loli pedo shit, literal shit and also some futa.
>>46900407Keep in mind, this is one of the better Alice threads, they used to be wey worse not too long ago. But even then they weren't as bad as Tenshi or Ran threads.
>>46900524other than cuckie shipfaggery and the forced piss "memes" there aren't many other anti-Alice /foul/ posts you can make.
>>46900578True, but there used to be way more posts like that. I guess anons just got bored of bullying Alice.
>>46900665I can only hope that they all ACKd themselves and are now burning in hell for the rest of eternity. Anti-Alice sentiment is something I will never understand...
>>46899428Eiki is still relevant, though, and would be more so if ZUN actually tried to do something with the cool plot threads instead of ignoring them for the sake of more utterly stake-less non-plots.
I want to babysit and play doctor with Lolice!
>>46900895why does Eiki look like she's turned off her frontal lobe to try and cope with Youmu's dense-as-lead problems?
>>46766046Finally some real reason to bully Alice for
>>46840935You couldn't rape anyone, weakling
>>46901129die
>>46772987stupid.
>>46901129deamons like you should actually be beheaded.
>>46901129
>>46902046the only cool alice posted and its from the turbofutafag
>>46901511It takes a lot of willpower to listen to such a smoothbrain give a report of the mess she decided to walk in on while all of Hell's administrative systems fall apart around her.The situation is almost critical enough that Eiki would have to put on a "cool" shirt and beg Hecatia for help in order to prevent a total collapse of the Ministry.
>>46797440i say this and look like this
>>46910884shangai is looking good lmfao
by God am I not gonna let this thread get archived
>>46926244It is a surprisingly comparable Alice thread dispite it starting with Alice slander
>>46926313anti-Alice kikery is very much like the concept of evil. It can not create, only corrupt. Blessed be Alicebros for standing against this storm
>>46926313There was a guy who wrote her a love poem earlier in the thread and I think people felt weird bullying her after that very sincere show of love
alice is off her pills againsomeone rangeban her already
I feel bad for calling Alice a weirdo for liking dolls so much. Being passionate about things you like isn't weird.I'd happily listen to her talk about dolls for hours on end.
>>46926685I would gladly not listen to Alice's stammering rambling on dolls for hours on end if it means I could lay my head on my lap.
>>46926685i like to imagine that whenever she is mad about someone. She takes out her doll that is fat, brown skinned, bald, short, stupid, ugly and uses it like a basedjack and portrays the other person as that basedjack. Whilst portraying herself as the blond A10 chad doll
>>46766046I love this dumb, doll playing, autistic, drug addict
