THE ALBUM DROPS ON MAY 17TH
>>4846878She wrote the opening tune of True Detective 4. And to be honest, She sounds like she's on Thorazine, Lithium, and Valium, with a touch of Zzquil as a chaser.
>>4846880so what you're saying is stock up on earplugs in the meantime
>>4846916YOU FUCKING GOT HER!! HAHAHAH BOOOM
>>4846880you actually listen to that garbage? she just has nice eyes and huge titties. don't be a full blown simp and think she's talented because you think she's hot.
>>4846919nta, what's good music?
>>4846881She has a very weird way of "singing". It's like mumbling and singing at once. But I'm just here for the Billie booba.
This is what she's actually good for
>>4846923
>>4846925
>>4846922what kind do you like? i'll give you suggestions if i can.
>>4846916Earphones>>4846919I like her music a lot
>>4847256the use of "headphones" is clear proof that they are at least 45 and can be ignored.
>>4846942i like pop, country, and rock
does it make anyone else depressed that she is busy getting fucked by some top-tier dude right now while we post on an image board?
>>4847281She's been with girls lately but I do wanna be with her
>>4847258they said earplugs though
>>4847308He might be deaf and couldn't hear what they said
>>4847308Is there any evidence of that
>>4847320yes...
>>4847286It's weird the two of them don't have a song together yet. I don't really like Billie Eilish's music but I do like LDR
>>4847334mhm right.
>>4846942I like pop music. I've been listening to Billie for a good while longer than I've been fapping to her. She's not my favourite but she's got a lot going for her imo>>4847263Don't answer for me bitch what the fuck is the point of that
>>4846919>nice eyes
>>4846926I mean it's straight up crooning in a lot of senses, similar in nature to the likes of Billie Holiday but for a modern younger audience.Always find it weird when the default "old music good, new music bad" thing gets aimed at her given how much of it is just "singing about feelings in a breatheless way" that boomers would hold up as the classics
>>4847410Big breasts
>>4847281>top-tier dudehave you seen the dudes shes fucking? they're all gutter trash twinks.
>>4847512consider spending less time researching the boyfriends of young pop stars
>>4847512who gives a fuck?
>>4847460
but how big are her areolas
>>4847337I like Billie's more. They just performed at Coachella together, maybe they'll do a lil sumn later, would be nice
>>4847595imagine having so little self respect you fucking white knight
>>4846921I would lick that shitter right after a steaming hot log slid out of it straight onto my face.
>>4847641I know LDR said she wanted to do it (or something along those lines) in an interview recently so we'll see
>>4847645I really hope Billie's next album is coming soon enough with features by Dua, Lana, maybe Ariana and someone else cuz 10 songs ain't nearly enough
>>4847312It was typed not spoken
>>4847653That's the joke
>>4847653this explains her BBC cravings
>>4847281>does it make anyone else depressed that she is busy getting fucked by some top-tier dude right nowshe came out as gay where have you been?
>>4847658(jokes are supposed to be funny)
>>48476614chan, clearly
>>4847338what is wrong with you
>>4847641I want to be their baby daddy.
>>4847830I just want Billie to dom, choke me and spit in my mouth
>>4848319Love the blobfish lips
Post feet
>>4849902Fake
>>4849906Wasn't that pic also confirmed not to be her at some point?
>>4849918Maybe but it might be her
>>4849919awwwwwwww we got ourselves a dirty hypocrite anons
Feed me your tit milk Billie.
>>4849906pot calling the kettle black much?
>>4847457>comparing Billie Eilish to Billie Fucking Holiday in any wayStick to cooming, you don't know shit about music.
>>4849902Is that the new album cover?
>>4850023She saw Lorde's last album cover and had to one-up it
Imagine the collab
>>4850303It's nice that Lana lost weight, she looked great for her whole set
Breasts
>>4850359
Butt
>>4851587dey eet da poo poo
>>4851587i want the content of the memory card in that camera
>>4851586Maybe I should start a Lana thread
Big
I really like her dead eye dsl look
OH MY GOD BILLIE :3
Show us your bare udders already for fuck's sake
>>4854083>>4854084>>4854085>>4854086>>4854087>>4854088>>4854089>>4854090>>4854091>>4854092useless
>>4854095You can DM her
>>4854083>"I was never planning on talking about my sexuality ever, in a million years. It's really frustrating that it came up.">but since it has...>I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINAAAAAAALol. Lmao, even.
>>4852313>this look is now in Fortnite>along with a Lego version
>>4846880Who cares fag
Hopefully she posts some nudes before she gets old and gross
>>4854192she's already gross though so you can only get half of your wish granted
She likes to masturbate in front of a mirror and she wants you to know about it.
>>4854104lol not planning on talking about sexuality. Just writing songs about eating out girls.
>>4854083She also admitted to rubbing one out while looking directly at herself in a mirror
>>4854216Good, but show, don't tell.
>>4854192expect it for her next album after this one, she already has to whore around to sell tickets for her shows by then her managers will basically be leaking pictures of her on their own to make their money off her
>>4854104>this retard white trash female is worthless and has no real thought or honesty or value and we still all have to deal with her because she's super rich and famous Yes.
>>4854266you only have to "deal with her" if you make the decision to... so just stop doing that...
>>4854104So what? Her choice. Don't be angry about everything she does>>4854229When? Link? I knew she used to be a porn addict but that's not surprising
>>4854376There's an article attached to >>4854085 this pic, she says it makes her feel more connected to her sexuality or something.
>>4854229well who hasn't
>>4854379Oh, haven't read all of it yet, thanks
>>4854376Not angry. I just find it amusing.
>>4854226She has to be an attention whore because she's mediocre and fat.
>>4847407I love how she acted like she was too good to show off her tits like a slut and then showed off her tits like a slut. Even better.
>>4854469she's lost like 30lbs since 2022
>>4854677she could lose more than that by just wearing skimpy clothes.
>>4854884what a slag
She's too hot
>>4854097Is anyone else disappointed that we got all of these new pictures and none of them are good for jerking off to? You would have thought she’d want to at least give lesbians something for them to get off to her.
>>4855030I learned to stop expecting anything coomer-worthy from her years ago so I'm not disappointed, to be honest. I check her threads here from time to time but it's out of habit more than anything.And a lot of lesbians are probably into the whole butch thing she goes for. Just look at Kristen Stewart.
>>4854884lmao what the fuck is this, that bottom half is fake
>>4854920looks like she put her face in the wrong vagina.
>>4855204Have you seen the girls she hangs out with? They fine
>>4855259who's the Ethiopian charity case?
>>4855305Ariana Grande
>>4855368But she's Greek.
>>4854083There is literally no logical reason for allowing women to have autonomy.
>>4846880Oh good, I'll be sure to download it and then delete it.
>>4854104>>4854226>Deeply closeted gay man
16 days left
>>4857610Man I really doubt anyone in this thread actually listens to her music other than you
>>4857653In that case I won't make another one
>>4855204By the brown stains on her shirt it looks like she went the other side and stimulated the wrong hole altogether
>>4854229>>4854382>enter house of mirrors>see multiple horny Billies asking to get a facial>shot huge cumshot on the wrong one>real Billie licks the mirror clean looking at her own reflected image in the process
>>4857653i do actually, she's a great artist, plus she's beautiful, and hot, whole package to me, 13 days left btw.
>>4858801Have you bought any tickets?
TODAY IS MET GALA.Do you think she can top her 2021 look? Is that even possible?
>>4857903how old is she?
>>4854083Fake bullshit thats part of her fabricated image like everything else.
>>4859872Did she even show up
>>4859876nigged before she was in high school on the hag scale
>>4860498No(
>>485987648 in June
>>4847615
7 days left
>>4854226>>4854452Fucking. LOL.Troon arc when?
>>4857653I do.
>>4861379What's your favorite album
>>4846880>>4846878Imagine falling for this fat fucking basic bitch and then going so far as promoting her music on motherfucking /hr/. Fuck you; Kill yourself
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>>4861510third image here: >>4847653
>>4861512
>>4861515Freezer Eilish
>>4861501This is my favourite album: >>4861508>>4861510>>4847653>>4861515>>4861517
>>4858815yep it'll be my second time seeing her live
>>4861517This is Frieza Eilish
>>4861632this post is retarded and i love it
>>4861562Damn lucky you areWish I could
>>4860049someone gets it she has the best team behind her thats why she keeps winning these awards
>>4854469Being gay or bi opens a lot of doors for some reason look at lilnasx how many sponsors he got after coming out
>>4851587Imagine her eating that ass. Now visualize the cupped rumbling noise of a long, powerful brap released directly in her mouth, filling her throat and finally escaping through her nose
>>4854304Wrong. I gotta see her all the time when scrolling through insta or literally looking anywhere She is a chosen one and she is famous and everyone has to see herIt sucks. Fuck her. lol
3 days left, i'm so ready.
>>4863126call me when there's cleavage/titty/feet picsim tired of pretending that im here for anything else
>>4863126Can't wait!
Yes, so good!https://open.spotify.com/album/7aJuG4TFXa2hmE4z1yxc3n
goddamn this album was flawless! skinny, lunch, chihiro, wildflower and blue were my personal favorites, she just keeps getting better! so proud of my girl.
>>4865029Is it me or are her albums getting more and more personal so it's more for her fans than the general public? The first one was the most versatile, the second was 50/50, this one is for those who know something about her as a person. Loved it of course
>>4865033totally, just makes the connection with the fans even deeper and more meaningful too, time and time again i find myself in awe of her art.
>>4865271yep, music is the greatest artform, and her voice is one of the most beautiful my ears have ever had the pleasure of hearing, go listen to the new album, first song in and you'll know exactly what i mean.
>>4865139But overall it's kinda sad. I'm still hoping for a second album with more uplifting stuffhttps://youtu.be/MB3VkzPdgLA?si=8SIby6wrVJsGLuse
>>4847661Somehow the least gay aspect of this conversation
Sweet bun
^o^
>>4846878I bet she's probably really cool to hang out with but I can't help but to imagine that her pussy probably smells really really bad.
>>4865033Scratch that, HTE was the most versatile, my favorite
>>4868155>I bet she's probably really cool to hang out withwhat ever gave you that impression?
>>4869257>>4866715Based on these I'm guessing her niche is guys who want to fuck Limp Bizkit but will swear they aren't gayAnd still want the bad music
>>4869663She's bi bait.Bisexual men in denial want to fuck her because she dresses and acts like a boy with tits."Bisexual" women who aren't actually bisexual and just want to be #lgbt because she dresses and acts like a guy but is technically a woman.
>>4869691have you considered she might just be a juicy lady with fat tits and dsls and most of us aren't imagining her fully clothed
>>4869702Well that's just horrible taste she has none of thatJust keep her off the radio waves so nobody has to suffer
>>4862487Is this her portraying a filthy homeless junkie
>>4869845she has exactly that you idiot, why do you haters live so much in denial of absolutely everything that goes against your own twisted view of things?fat juicy tits and dick sucking lips are the very things she's mainly known for physically speaking, that and her exquisitely light blue eyes>keep her off the radio waves so nobody has to sufferyou're the only one who's suffering by living in denial bitch, everyone loved her new album, she has a beautiful voice, the songs are super well produced, the lyrics carry deep relatable meaning if you've ever been in relationships and isn't an absolute neeteven the whiny melon from theneedledrop despite all his criticisms still gave the album a 7/10, whilst most other critics were actually giving it a 9 so cope harder bitch she is all that and you're just gonna have to deal with it, numbers don't lie, public praise doesn't either, most of her gigs from the upcoming tour are sold out already btw, seethe bitch.
wait that img looks like shit and i can't delete it, but here you go!! see how it says SOLD OUT in all of them? that's right bitch.
>>4869957>hatersnot the guy you're replying to, but this word invalidates anything you say. people have the right to not like the things you do, you aren't changing minds. also, you don't have to waste your time defending her honor on an image board, your imaginary para-social relationship with her isn't real and never will be.
>>4870113saying there's nothing attractive about her and claiming people suffer from how supposedly bad her music is sounds like a delusional hater to me, since he's going against perceptible reality itself, basically negating the world around him simply due to the fact he cannot accept how great she is as an artist and how she excels in both beauty and talent, as confirmed by pretty much the rest of the world? and her 9 grammys and 2 oscars at only 22 years old?and no i do not have an "imaginary para-social relationship" with billie as i've previously met her and interacted with her, we have a fan-artist relationship, i admire her, she's grateful for my admiration and cares for me as she does for all the millions of other fans she has as well.
>>4869957She's an obnoxious low talent nigger fucking spoiled entitled lazy whore who talks shit about people that have next to nothing while acting like a total degenerate If you have an real experience in life, any real morals, any real maturity, and you paw attention to Billie and how she acts, how she has acted in the past and the things she says, what is on her social media, you'll see the proof of everything I sayShe's a gross low value person dude and is basically nothing more than a shining example of the overall continued regression of the entire westAmerica used to make real high quality shit. used to have real high quality talent and artists. Billie Eilish is not high quality shit. She talks about pooping and farting all the time and bounces around her boobs on purpose with a big fat dumb smile on her faceShe's immature, low value and just gross
