>>2050858912 boston creams
>>20508589I think I'll go get some low calorie, vegan bread next door. Thanks
i just say fill it up with randoms because i’m not going to sit there and point out 12 things to the asian lady holding the tongs. awkward as hell.
blueberry cake and a crullah, i don't care about the rest
>>20508589Boston Cream, Jelly, Long John/Maple Bar, and Old-Fashioned.>>20508608One thing that works nicely is asking for them to assort within a certain type. Asking for assorted frosted donuts or assorted filled donuts lets you get the type of donut you like, but also gives the benefits of an assorted dozen.
>>20508589Split it between boston creams and fritters.
Spicy flossy.
>>205085894 each Apple fritter, maple bar, chocolate old fashioned.
Not American so I haven't had most of these, but the bear claw is the biggest so I want to try that
>>20509331Typically, apple fritters are the largest doughnuts.
>>20508589Mixed, no coconut
>>205085893 buttermilk bars, 3 devils food, 3 long johns and 3 boston cream
>>205085896 glazed and 6 old fashioned.
what'll it be fat boys
>>20508603you will never be pretty
>>205085892 maple3 strawberry1 devils food3 jelly filled1 bear claw1 coconut1 boston cremeand I will not accept them unless you throw in a freebie with the dozen
>>20509352none fuck you
>>205085892, 6, 7, 12, and 17 are technically burgers
>>20509357that's why I cheat on your smelly ass
>>20509430imagine having sex with a vegan lmao
>>20508589I'll have a large Chinese meal over 3 measly donuts, it's calorically the same.If you don't use donuts as actual meal replacement, but some snack, you are doing things wrong and are probably highly fat.
>>20509352blueberry lemonade sounds good
>>20509455A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL??
12 old fashioned
>>205085896 french crullers6 boston creme1 jellyThat's a baker's dozen
>>20508603Same but make it gluten free or at least sourdough or I'll be puking in a few hours
>>20509539you dont get to choose the extra one, the vietnamese lady just adds it in to be nice
I just want plain glazed yeast, chocolate frosted yeast, old fashioned, and a long john. There's a doughnut shop in Anaheim that has a cake one with bits of reese's on it. One of those.
>>20509352I'm torn between>Blueberry Lemonade>Blueberry Pancake>Raspberry Fluff>S'mores>Strawberry ShortcakeThey all seem tasty.
Dunkin donuts does a brownie batter donut but only on valentines day(faggots) but it is the beat donut you can get from dunkin donuts and I'd buy a dozen if I could right now
>>20509352Those donut holes look censored. Dirty sluts.
>>20508589All maple bar
>>20508589Those bottom 2 rows aren't doughnuts.
>>20508603>anime>horrid post about health in a thread of sweetsI already know you’re an inaffable brown-nosing queer.
>>20508589That's the shittiest looking bear claw I've ever seen.
>>20508589>Glazed>Vanilla Frosted>Strawberry frosted>Doughnut holesI'm a simple man
>>20508603I'm a skinny health wacko and even I let loose once in a while.
>>20509352Nothing. Those are cake donuts. I fucking hate cake donuts. I like real doughnuts. Y'know. Yeast-risen and made from dough.
Cronuts aka croissant doughnuts are pretty darn good. I'd never go back to regular doughnuts after having them.
>>20508589I don’t leak yeast donuts. So I stick with old fashioned, blueberry , chocolate glazed , cider donuts.
>>20508589I'd display no poster which misspells DOUGHNUTS. Bullshit casual hipster garbage.
>>20508589Why is the 'plain cake' original not represented here? Not everyone wants syrups and glazes and fillings of fruit. None are superior for dipping in coffee, because coatings disrupt absorption and fillings fall in. Doesn't anyone appreciate a regular fucking doughnut anymore? They're bad enough as it is being deep fried sweet dough. Perhaps chocolate and creme anglaise are not necessary automatically.
>>20508589Blueberry cake and Old fashioned.Maple bar if I'm feeling friskyCaptcha: WAWA
>>20508589>have only ever seen 20% of these beforeLiving at the arse end of everything is rough sometimes.
>>205085894 crullers4 chocolate frosted4 lemon frostedsimple as
>>205085892 maple bars2 chocolate bars2 apple fritters2 jelly filled2 boston cream2 old fashionedI fucking hate when people get a dozen donuts and it's half plain glazed
>>20510151Old fashioned is there you dolt
>>20509352disgusting and overpriced
>>20508589French Cruller, Old-Fashioned, Boston Cream, Glazed Twist. And these are local things, but curry donut and egg salad donut. Sounds weird, but I loved these growing up.
>>20508589>what's in your dozen?Old Fashioned, nothing but Old Fashioned.
>>20510110Hell yeah brother, sameGive me some fuckin hefty dunkers, baby
>>205085892 old fashioned2 french cruller2 bear claw2 maple bacon bar2 cinnamon twist2 croissant donut1 spudnutBaker's dozen is 13.
>>205085892xFrench CrullerBoston CreamDevil's FoodJellyBear ClawApple FritterLong John could be a replacement for some, like the Jelly, depending on what was available.>>20509352None of this looks appetizing.
>>20510110>>20510880Excellent taste
>>20510880I've noticed that the more buttholesque a doughnut appears around its hole, the better it tends to taste. Why is this?
>>20511994Better rising, better texture.
>>205085894 maples2 Bavarian creams2 raspberry jellies with a dusting of sugar2 old fashioned2 chocolate glazed
>>20509352Lmao I used to work at this place for a few months, just walked off one day after they hired this nigger pedophile who was unironically retarded and started promoting him instantlyRasberry Fluff is my fav, after that probably glazed and peanut butter
>>20512179That nigger was me. Stay mad.
>>20508603Kys fag ywnbarw
>>20509352God, artisanal "donuts" are fucking disgusting. Ridiculously overpriced, and always absurd. Why, no, I do NOT in fact want a donut covered in fucking breakfast cereal, you cretins.
>>20510110but also>>20508589boston cream and coconut, people always leave the coconut ones behind lucky for me!
>>20508608Fortunately for me my local doughnut joint is staffed by kind white ladies who are perfectly willing to wait for you to tell them which flavors you want.
>>20508589The plain glazed yeast doughnut is the only true doughnut. All others are at best gilding the lily.
>>2050858911 old fashioneds and 1 strawberry frosted
>>20514097That's my breakfast. Except the old fashioneds aren't donuts.
>>20508589Six cruller and six sour cream
>>20509352These places are always the worst. They use the most shit dunkin-tier basic cake donut dough and pretend that topping them with colored icing and captain crunch makes them different and unique donuts. Most ironically have less cake donut variety than standard places (white, chocolate, blueberry) and are just all white cakes with shit toppings.
>>205085892 each of: CrullerBlueberry cakeOld fashionedBoston creamCronutChocolate twist
I am not proud of it, but I prefer these miniature crunchy (not really crunchy) negroes to any "proper donut"
>>2050858912 glazed. Anything else is just fru-fru.
>>20508594>>20508671idk, I find boston cream too much, and not in a good way, just all devolves into much. maybe just need to find a good one. I prefer jelly cause of contract.
Old Fashioned, Bear Claw a couple Glazed and couple Sprinkles if you like any donuts stuffed you're a fatass
>>20508589ponut ;)
>>205085896 maple frosted custard bismarcks6 plain
Twelve glazed. I am not fucking around.
>>20516178Whoah dude calm down, you're crazy
>>20508589fritter x 2cruller x 4cronut x 2baked x 2glazed x 2I like many donuts so anything is a compromise one time on a long car ride my wife and I witnessed a dude eating a long john with his hand wrapped around the center like he was beating his dicklaughed about it on and off for the rest of the trip
>>20516418forgot to mention that as we passed the dude on the highway he looked up at us like he was caught jacking it in a walmart women's clothes section
