What if we put tomato, cheese and basil together and call it a salad? LMAO
I don't see the problem. At least there are no candy bars in it
>>20477140Its pretty good, but I prefer to use halved cherry tomatoes, and those little mozzarella pearls.
>>20477140What if we cooked a cow and called it an entree
>>20477172>mozzarella pearlsThey're so much better it's insane
>yo what if we put iceberg lettuce and carrot shavings together and called it a salad!
>>20477172How dainty!!!
>>20477140That's still a better idea than macaroni salad or meat salad, which are disgusting and pointless.
As opposed to lettuce? There's no flavor. Everything there has flavor.
>>20477233What if I put macaroni elbows in my fleischsalat?
>>20477140Salad on a stick. Your argument is now invalid.
italians are so fat that they can't eat their vegetables without adding a bunch of cheese to it
>>20477357Cheese is expensive, how do Americans afford it?
>>20477140>2024 >getting mad about caprese salads
>>20477361we get free cheese
>>20477140didn't we have some autistic fuck post a thread about how salads always had nothing but lettuce or some bullshit?
>>20477361That's really sad.
This is another great summer salad, if you grow your tomatoes and basil.
>>20477632a tiny block of mozzarella is like 15 bucks.
>>20477608What a country!
>>20477189When I was a kid we had salad in the cafeteria and it was exactly that bullshit. People wonder why kids don't like salad when they think of it as a bowl of lettuce. I didn't taste a real salad until I was already a man.
>>20477197Have you tried it? That daint (cherry tomatoes and pearl mozzarella) will absolutely pwn you.
>>20477996Ah you think salad is your ally? You merely adopted carrots. You were born in a cafeteria, molded by it. You didn't see a real salad until you were already a man and by then it was nothing to you but lettuce and carrots
>>20477262As long as you do it behind closed doors, it's nobody's business
>>20477140Caprese is food of the gods. I never get tired of it.
>>20477140it's delicious, filling, yet light and refreshing. especially with some nice toasted bread and extra olive oil and coarse grain sea salt, it's a fantastic salad whats to complain about?
>>20477608That shit was high key fire, don't even lie
>>20477233>eating meat and pasta is pointlessok buddy sure
>>20477140>put that between a sandwichI'm a genius.
>>20479286>dumb frogposterno you're a virgin
>>20477140Italian food in a nutshell. Pasta with cheese is low class trash food just like mac and cheese.
>>20479325there's no pasta in there
>>20477343>asian silica wood skewersJust like my zia used to make back in Bagnoli del Trigno