AH herro! Chef king May I ah takka your ordda???
>>20476163make me shrimp and broccoli in oyster sauce
>>20476178Ok about ten minute
>>20476163I'll go for some egg foo young and some spring rolls and wonton noodle soup. That should last me until Monday.
>>20476163can I getta uuuuuh shitty-nine and a fiddy-foahde ribbary prease
>>20476193Delivery is on the way, what's the tip?
>>20476180thank you
>>20476163hey i recognize that menu. we shop at the same store!
>>20476163yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>20476196MUH DICK
>>20476163Sweet and souah pork with vegetable spring role prwease!
>>20476231they're all owned by the chinese mafia to launder money, which is why these places use all of the same menus, and why they never shut down even when no one goes there
One Moo Goo Gai Pan Burrito please!
>>20476163How does every Chinese joint have like 80 + menu items? Is Chinese more or less all the same shit mixed in different ways? Or are they just brilliant at managing their kitchen? White people can't even handle pizza, pasta, wings, half the time and if their menu has more than 20 things their business crumbles.
>>20476407It's 80 items using maybe 10 ingredients. It's the same with tex-mex food. Everything is a variation on the same theme.
>>20476407>Is Chinese more or less all the same shit mixed in different ways?basically yes, most of the menu for a typical chinese takeaway is going to be proteins mixed in different sauces
>>20476407>Is Chinese more or less all the same shit mixed in different ways?Yes and you should ask why Taco Bell discontinues items when they still have all the ingredients right there for other items on the menu.
>>20476414>>20476415Thought so, thanks. Yeah, Mexican in the states is obvious. Chinese seems to have a lot of variance in sauces, but if they're all made ahead of time, I guess its not that hard. >>20476419Taco Bell is the king of novelty and limited editions. I swear my local ones change menu every month and people freak out because their nacho fries or spicy sauce is gone, then buy 4x's the amount the next month it pops up again, so they don't get fomo. Taco Bell smart.
>>20476163Singapore Mai Fun and an order of fried pork wontons please.
>>20476163>large fried rice>mongolian lamb>garlic chicken>sweet and sour porkthanks
>>20476163Kung Pao Chicken, extra cheese
>>20476771You guys might laugh, but when I was a kid there was a Chinese place near me where the waiter would come around with a cheese grater and grate cheddar on to your food. It was pretty good.That was back when the "upscale Chinese place marketed to white people" was still kind of a thing. The place had nice decor, well dressed waiters, real table cloths, etc. Pic isn't my restaurant but it was this kind of style.
>>20476221An den?
>>20476163yeah can I get the hunan chicken dinner combo, pork fried rice and egg roll, and can I get one order of pork dumplings, steamed, and a small boneless spare ribs?
>>2047640790% of a western chinese menu is the same mix of vegetables (snow peas, broccoli, carrot, onion, baby corn, cauliflower), with one of four types of meat (pork, chicken, beef, prawn), and one of a handful of similar bulk, pre-made sauces.
>>20476785NO AND THEN
>>20476790hmm no? you're forgetting the zucchini and mushrooms and cabbage and celery and the peppers and the bok choy and water chestnuts and scallions and bean sprouts and chilis
>>20476428>Taco Bell is the king of novelty and limited editions.Taco Bell is a shadow of what it used to be. A few lame limited-time items don't make up for that
>>20476805and den?
>>20476777what the FUCK?
>>20476329>when the general tso fajtias come sizziling out
>>20476163ok yeah ill have a number 5, fried>ah numma fi pock dumpring fri okand a number 32>ah ok 32 twice fry pock okS1>ah ok S won sesme sheekie oknumber 17 quart>ah ok numma seveteey quawt, vejtabbl lomain ok3 egg rolls>ok 3 pock eggarow okthats all. for pickup please>ok ah numma fi pock dumpring fri ok ah ok 32 twice fry pock ok ah ok numma seveteey quawt, vejtabbl lomain ok ok 3 pock eggarow ok>ok numma 22 fie me pickup ok
>>20476311Really? The nice skinny lady and her fat college age band nerd son that run the one down the street from me are ACTUALLY washing mob money?
>>20476329Fuckin based
>>20476329Ill raise you a local favorite, Best Food Chinese Pizza
>>20476163Me an spring roll x4 and egg fooey yung, immediately
I will sit right right down waiting for the gift of sound and vision~bowie
>>20477459Special #2, poo poo platter
>>20477459Roast prok fri ri and chicken fingers
>>20477459>General Tso's Chicken Pizza>Fried OreosPMS Pizza
>>20477533When getting stuff like general tso's or kung paw I always remember to get "no peanuts" It's not that I'm allergic to peanuts, it's because they're annoying to me.
>>20477504If your ass was a Chinese restaurant….I’d have the poo poo platter
>>20477459All of these pizzas sound incredibly based.
>>20476163House special lo mein, house special fried rice. Then I put the rice in a bowl and cover it with lo mein. There is no other way.
>>20476163short soup please
>>20476329There used to be a C&C by Tech that was ace. And Lucky Buddha too. That place would alternate between 55's and 100's on their health scores. Memories.
>>20476178You might want to try some chicken stuff out as a test, like chicken lo mein. Any seafood stuff might be iffy.
>>20476163(OP can you please flip the menu to show the "beef" section?)"Hmmmmm...Give me just a second.."
>>20476311>which is why these places use all of the same menusactually that's because they are all supplied by Sysco. you can buy basically every supply you need to start a chinese restaurant from Sysco.
>>20477459uhhhhhhhhhhh yeah lemme get a quart of kung pao chicken, some fried oreos, and a large garlic pizza
>>20476820I agree, but I find it amazing that their little limited time hustle works. I liked the wacky straws with eyeballs that moved around in a sphere.
>>20477459>boneless spare rib pizzamy dick
>>20476178how about you say please first asshole?
>>20478543how about you say please fist asshole?
it come wit egg wuh
>>20476163>43KBDo you have a menu that's NOT for ants, you raging fucktard?
>>20477459>General Tso Pizza>Sesame Chicken PizzaI'm honestly surprised I haven't seen this befor until now.
yea.. uhh... i'l have the genreal chicnken wit rice
>>20478644
>>20476163Yeah, I will take the Mongolian beef, for the rice... ahhh, make it fried rice this time. And I will take the house special lo mein.
