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Fs, how many of you plan on purchasing GTAVI and on what platform (excluding PC because delayed release)
>>31205773I hate trannies. I hope trannies don't come here. I'm sick at staring at your ugly face everywhere I go. I want REAL WOMEN (UTERUS, XX, VAGINA, WOMB THAT CAN GET PREGNANT) not a fucking crossdressing faggot.
>>31205773Well Atoga men, your thoughts on this picrel?
>>31205773Which one of you banned me for posting moids? Why does this make femcles and incles seethe? Thanks for 3 days vacation btw.
I'm going to meet up with an ex today whom I haven't spoken to in person since she broke up with me. I believe she will try to patch up the relationship. What's the best way to articulate that I am still hurt by her decision to break up and want nothing to do with her, without being rude and jeopardizing the dynamics of our mutual friend group?
>>31205773Man talking to incels be like this meme sometimes."Women have rejected me for stupid overblown reasons""Oh really, what reasons exactly anon?">silence
>>31205785the less you say the better. just keep ignoring her after that
>>31205785you broke up for a reason, why waste time just for it to happen again
>>31205785>I'm going to meet up with an ex today >meet up with an exNothing can help and you are already fucked.
>>31205785"How do I know you're not just going to break up with me out of the blue again?"
>>31205773How do I tell my wife I want a side girl?
>>31205785let it run its course, spend some time out, go home, have sex, wake up, send them off. tell them it just isn't working out and you don't see it patching you.
>>31205798Why do you want a side girl?
>>31205798>why is my side husband telling me this
Women, do you like cosplaying?
>>31205795What do you mean? I feel like there can't be any closure unless we talk in person.>>31205797I don't want to give her the impression I want to date her again, even in a hypothetical scenario.>>31205800>have sexDefinitely not an option.
I have a mild crush on a serial killer that appears in my dreams to stab me ama
>>31205804Just tell her you can't trust her anymore and there's no going back from that then
>>31205803Yes. I cosplay as myself if I were happy and well adjusted every day when I go to work.
State genderAre you a good kisser? Have you been told you're a good kisser?Describe your best kiss.Do you have thin or medium lips?
>wake up>Scroll through previous thread>"38 deleted posts" pops up>Check wtf happened >OhWhat was bro doing, why did he get so fucking upset>>31205781Indifference>>31205783I was genuinely wondering where you went and wasn't sure if you just stopped ovulating or caught a banWelcome back anon, I missed your manlust
>>31205808You chose the words that hurt me the most, didn't you?
>post age and gender What is average age of /atoga/ posters?90% of you sound like you're either 35 or 15. It's insufferable.F20
>>31205808How is someone to know if they have thin or medium lips?
>>3120581332 m
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>>31205801I am very horny and she doesn’t want to have sex much. We have always been open about our sexuality and desires. She genuinely doesn’t want to have sex that much after kids and I don’t like forcing her too. It hurts for her. I just can’t go through life jerking off anymore I’m gonna kms.>>31205802It’s not like that. She’s actually used to this in a way. Before we got married I had sex with a good amount of girls and a lot of her friends. She still jokes about it with me today like she’s floating that she won. Not sure if this makes sense but yeah she’s familiar with the idea of me being with other women I guess I’m trying to say.
>>31205813F, 32.
>>31205808Mbeen told yesbest was with my 2nd ex. had real good chemistry for a while before even meeting up. Went to a really cosy cafe during winter for our first date. wasnt even like we were strangers at that point due to texting so much beforehand. we got real close because we sat on these couch like seats by the table. ran my hand up her chin and she just dove inno idea what thin or medium lips means
>>31205818>It hurts for herDid giving birth fuck up her insides or something?
>>31205785If she wants to fuck you over in the friend group, she will, no matter what you doIt's a bad idea to meet up with her, you will not find the closure you seek and you will feel worse after you met herIt is sadly too late to change course because Calling it off is the worst you can doJust try to be as distant as possible, don't get roped into arguments and don't push for answers.If she gets emotional be very careful not to respond in kind
>>31205808F, yes and yes. The most fun kissing was at bars with a friend for attention from guys, since it was a good time on multiple levels.I'd say I have thicker lips rather than thinner ones.
>>31205825slay queenjk you're a slut
>>31205804>wants to repatch the relationship>no sex
>>31205798Tell her straight up, no sugarcoating, just explain the reason and don't dare to try and blame her or say it's "what you deserve" or anything of the sort. You are effectively asking for a massive favour and you should feel like thatThere's a decent chance you'll immediately kill the relationship and there's no avoiding that unless you cheat in which case you're subhuman
>>31205798Just tell her, there is no other way. >>31205804Meet up with ex by default is most retarded thing you can do. >>31205805Based>>31205808FOnce my ex told me I'm a good kisser, so I guess.I have mid lips.>>31205810Someone retard banned me for no reason. Thanks lol
>>31205827I don't want to repatch the relationship, she most likely does, though. That's why I'm asking for ways to go about this delicately. Having sex would mess things up even more at best, or at worst she'll be able to convince me to get back together.
>>31205813F, 26.
>>31205808male I've never kissed so I don't know, probably not
>>31205837what's from with Griff
>>31205832I look like that guy but im a 32 year old virgin
>go back to swiping for the first time in three years>we obviously wouldn't get along, no>"want someday", no>"have and want/don't want more" NO>oh she looks nice, no point since she's definitely nursing a pile of matches already, no>I'd rather fuck my hand than that... thing, no>none left to swipe onDoes anyone really get anything out of this charade?
>>31205808MI'm inclined to believe so, yes just by one girl but others seemed eager I can't describe the best one but the most memorable one was french kissing and swapping popcorn in a movie theatreShe ended up biting into my upper lip because idk I guess she thought she only had popcorn in her mouth, her canine went pretty deep and to this day i can feel a bump on the inside of my lipShe kept profusely apologizing, while I tried to assure her it's itching and not to worry about it while I was bleeding from the mouthI don't think I'll ever swap food items while french kissing again though
>>31205822No to the point of serious problem but yes it was tough for her. She was an absolute champ.>>31205830I think you are right in as far as being direct. I would never blame her or anything like that. I’m not trying to justify having sex with other women. I don’t want to have to do this. I love my wife and would never leave her. We just don’t have sex much because she doesn’t want to. I don’t blame her I feel for her. I just need to bust my nut, when I don’t I feel like I’m going to fucking die lol. My wife and I are great communicators. I imagine she’ll expect this topic to come up given our recent conversations about sex.
Fs, how many of you plan on purchasing GTA6
>>31205837>Sixtus Rees-MoggImagine having to go through life with this nameCracked up at Poshy McPoshFace
>>31205813I genuinely thought you somehow found a picture of me and posted it & I started panickingThe necklace and everythingWas this intentional and are you in my walls or what's going on
>>31205845Ah, I only ask because often discomfort with penetration after labor is due to pelvic floor issues, which can be fixed with physical therapy, or partial uterine prolapse, which can sometimes also be corrected
did you know that i suck major cocks and take it up the ass?
>>31205813F28
>>31205845If it is important enough for you for the risk, you're going about it the best way you can.I can't wish you good luck because I feel like doing so implies I hope she gets fucked over, so instead I'll hope the two of you find another solution to satisfy you
>>31205840There is a comedian called Griff Rhys Jones so it could be a play on that, otherwise stumped
Women, How deep should I clean up my asshole in the shower?
>>31205843Men on dating apps should only swipe on one person per day. If every man did this, the situation would improve because women would progressively have fewer and fewer potential matches. In time, they'll be forced to consider each one more carefully.You as a man aren't getting anything out of it so you may as well start trolling those companies and hurt their revenue by not participating in the way they intend you to.
Are overweight girls worth dating?
>>31205862Meanwhile you swipe 50 people per hour and we're expected to have a chance
>>31205861If you're looking to do buttstuff, as much as you safely can. Fasting for a day or two then rinsing out the rectum should be enough if you typically have a good diet and only plan to use plugs, for example.
>>31205842>look like him>virgin Impossible.
>>31205862You'll never get everyone to agree with it enough to matter, too many men use the scattershot method to get sex
>>31205815>>31205817>>31205819>>31205837>All people that replied are almost 30 or 30+No way why I feel like outcast here.We need more zoomers.
>>31205861you don't have to shove any water up your ass, but surely just make sure you don't have shit dried up on the outside of your butthole. Clean your buttcheeks thoroughly.
>>31205854She was actually going to get pelvis realigned or at least check with a chiropractor because her friend had the same problem. She just hasn’t gotten around to it for obvious reasons. I will get her to get it checked out. Thanks.>>31205857Thanks. I appreciate it. I would never cheat on her. She is truly my best friend. I’m just getting to the point where I can’t mask my misery anymore. I will try some other things first though.
>>31205870zoomers can't usually cope with a old-fashioned website enough to stay around long. Back to tik tok you go
>>31205855Then you don't have nothing to do I'm this thread. This is for straights.
>>31205870>almost 30I'm more a zoomer than you. (26)
>>31205874Obviously with the pelvic issues that's a big part of it (though maybe you guys could look into other acts that could still be enjoyable to both) but on the mental side I've heard good things about the book "come as you are". It's by a sex researcher and explains a lot about female sexuality
>>31205877>Then you don't have nothing to do I'm this thread
>>31205862any person that doesn't do this would have a massive advantage
>>31205863>Are overweight girls worth dating?No>>31205875>zoomers can't usually cope with a old-fashioned website enough to stay around longMeanwhile me, zoomer, here. Kek>Back to tik tok you goIf you're gen Z you must have tik tok!
>>31205877alright im out, sorry
>>31205878Poor Jon Richardson lolAlso Greg
>>31205885I mean, Greg Davies belongs where he was placed & I doubt he'd mindHe's fine mogging others
State genderWould you lick the ass of your own gender for 50,000$?
>>31205884Thanks we don't need more fags and trannies here sorry
>>31205888$50,000? If you're clean I'll suck your dick too while I'm at it.
>>31205888maleyeah, it's no more humiliating than my current job
State genderWould you suck a BBC for 5000$? Would you get blacked in the butt for 10000?
>>31205878How are you more zoomer than me if I'm 20, while you're 26???>>31205888Yes. Now give me money.
>>31205885>Poor Jon RichardsonHonestly, I think he comes out the best in that.
>>31205893Female No
>>31205888myes
>>31205894>How are you more zoomer than me if I'm 20, while you're 26???NTA but zoomies start at 1996. 26 is 1998/1999 so it is very much zoomie. You're closer to the generation after.
>>31205899Alright, makes sense. You won this round
>>31205899Kys faggot I'm not a fucking zoomer
Reminder that zoomers are now old & it's generation alpha that's on the rise now
>>31205899Nah, culturally if you were born in '96 you experienced life before smart phones and the creation of google, plus all your childhood TV was late 90s and early 2000s stuff
>>31205864>>31205881Women would still have matches but if they notice that men are consistently less 'interested' then they might shift their behavior. The apps rely on men swiping like they swipe, they're designed to give women an abundance of matches because women are the products that are being sold and they must be kept there, entertained and happy, showered in attention. As soon as men stop giving that attention, the party is over. Out of 10 women, if 4 start believing that dating apps no longer work for the dates and the hook-ups they're used to, then the other 6 women will also catch on. The word gets around quickly.But it needs to be a conscientious effort.
>>31205773Men, why don't you smoke?It's hot.
>>31205907Men, please don't do this, it stinksOnly other smokers like smokers
>>31205907im not killing my lungs and aging prematurely because you watched too many movies and think sucking on smoke is cool, fuck outta here
>>31205903
>>31205905I have that talk with my husband all the time because I'm from 95, grew up with the Sega Saturn, 70s and 80s music, and didn't grow up with smartphones but rather with ipods and DSs. But honestly denying the zoomer in me is a bit of a cope, given that my husband is from 88 and had much more of the millennial experience.
>>31205907dw we'll get some weed and then I'll smoke for you
>>31205904>Reminder that zoomers are now old & it's generation alpha that's on the rise nowMy generation is still younger than yours.I would rather be 20yo zoomie than already in my 30s.>>31205909I'm not a smoker I just find it hot >>31205910Valid, but try not to seethe next time
>>31205911Kyssssssssssssss
>>31205917it wasn't meant to be a dig at you, anonI'm just mentioning that time has advanced to the point where what was previously considered zoomers (little kids) is now starting to be generation alpha instead
>>31205911Am in later part gen Y and the stuff from X seems much more like it, shit graph
>>31205917>I would rather be 20yo zoomie than already in my 30s.Couldn't be me. I don't miss being younger a bit.>no house, no savings, having to studyas opposed to>have house, a job I love, tons of savings, can do what I've always wanted like have kids and pets sustainably
>>31205915>dw we'll get some weed and then I'll smoke for you>choosing weed over cigs Finally, someone normal and based here
HELP i shat where I eatso theres this family owned business down the road from where i live. i buy from them everyday - they also withdraw my cash from my bank for me. i buy everything from them, cigarettes, food, water, the whole nine yards.my roommate was saying i should ask for the full name of the lady whose often at the front of the store. i go like wait isnt she married?the guy vehemently declares no.so i ask... hey whats ur name? she says 'myka'then i say 'myka...?'She then asks 'why?', then I state i mean you dont wanna tell me your first name? obviously just say no, i say no? once more she shakes her headFUCK. i walk away. i come back later and i say sorry my friend asked me to do a dare. really really sorry and she like nods nonchalantly like shes confused as to why im all flusteredso yeah. she probably has a husband. its the guy ive seen there as wellcan i still use this store?
Can you stop posting gay shit
>>31205917That is the gift and curse of the zoomer.Is it better to not know what you missed out on?
>>31205924your last name?*
>>31205924< Unironically
>>31205920>Implying that people don't already know that??>>31205922Idk, but I wish I could be 20 forever.I will be 30 in 10 years. It makes me want to ropemaxx already
>>31205773Would
>>31205923Would you just like to watch or would you join in
>>31205923>>31205931Stop making me want to starve myself
>>31205931>Idk, but I wish I could be 20 forever.>I will be 30 in 10 years.>It makes me want to ropemaxxNot being content with your own age will only make you miserable constantly.Age is fleeting. Focus on living as you are. 30 is not a death sentence, or 40, or 50, or 60, or 70, or 80, o 90.And if you don't have sex in those ages that's just a skill issue.
Sometimes I want a bf who would just rush into the room, tell me to shut up, throw me onto the bed and have his way with me
Tea drinkers of atoga, what is your favorite blend?Herbal also allowedAlso is rooibos an acquired taste or will I always think it's shit
>>31205925>Woman likes men >Ugh! Gay shit! Ban!!>>31205927Zoomers didn't missed out on anything We are the wildest of you all>>31205933If weed join in if cigs watch
>>31205935You won't look like that if you starve yourself, muscles don't magically appear on male bodies. Being skinny is not sufficient.
>>31205935I used to look like that, it's not that fun, anonSome girls REALLY like it & will ask to feel your abs if they know you have them though>>31205924are you okay, anon?>>31205937My gf likes it when I have my way with her while she's cooking, just come up behind her, start making out with her neck & advance from there
>>31205813M 53
>>31205940I'm pretty jacked already, but being that skinny makes you feel extremely weak and tired if you like to lift weights
>>31205935I doubt most women are into that level of skinny anon
>>31205938I love Roibos. Acclimatise yourself to bitter flavours and it'll become your favourite.
>>31205935>I want to strave myself becuse someone post pics online Stop. Just stop.>>31205936I know I'm absolutely fucking retarded when it comes to my own aging, but I'm aware that one day I will trun 30. It disgust me, but I'm coping somehow.>>31205937Don't we all?
>>31205777Maybe on an xbox series x when it comes out if I have the cash.
>>31205944Fuck me Daddy.
>>3120581325m
>>31205813M 27
>>31205940As someone who was that skinny, you can look like that within a few months. Abs are really easy to get when you have very low bf%. It's getting even a semblance of abs when you're higher up that's really fucking difficult>>31205945yeah, pretty much every bodybuilder say they feel fucking awful when you start going real low and I agree
>>31205813male 29
>>31205942>My gf likes it when I have my way with her while she's cooking, just come up behind her, start making out with her neck & advance from thereCan I borrow you from her for an hour?
>>31205937>>31205949>Don't we all?No, no way, I'd shriek and pass out from being treated like that
Anyone else remember Bikini Car Wash schizo?
>>31205966I don't wish to
>>31205966I've already forgot him
>>31205803Yep, a lot. These days I’m more pressed for time, so I usually end up modifying store-bought costumes. Cosplayers who make their own clothing and props from scratch are the real heroes.
>>31205964No can do, I'm very sorry anonJust wanted to give you some hopefuel and let you know that us men who are crazy about our girl to the point where we cannot wait and must take you now are out there
Women what would you do if you were about to have sex with a guy and he played this song to 'set the mood'?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH50D2TAIa8
>>31205813M22
>>31205969>Cosplayers who make their own clothing and props from scratch are the real heroes.real talk. That shit is so impressive and I love watching videos about the process they go through. I feel like it takes a lot of different skills and it all comes together beautifully after so much timeAs a guy I've always wanted to cosplay, but the characters I cosplay require a ton of dedication to reach the appropriate bodies to pull off well so I've just been putting it off while I work on my body
>>31205803Far too ugly for it
>>31205870Generations don’t matter on 4chan, since we’re all here foreverI'm you in 10 years
>>31205972>22Finally someone close to my age so I don't feel like outcast here Thanks for existing
>>31205942i dont know man am i screwed?
>>31205978Nice tits, girl.
>>31205976Wdym you are me in 10 years?
>>31205907I do but you don't find me sexy smoking my black & milds
>>31205983In 10 years, I will have metamorphasised into you and will steal your identity
>>31205982Thats not me, but I'm a woman>>31205983Why not
>>31205984Fuck I meant to quote this anon >>31205987
femanon do you realize that your guys have noodle arms?
>>31205978*deep gravely voice*you're welcome, honey
>>31205986>In 10 years, I will have metamorphasised into you and will steal your identityKinky
>>31205990>femanon do you realize that your guys have noodle arms?I actually find that hot >>31205992H-hot
>>31205987You're not huddling up with me as we share a smoke and a drink
>tfw mildly overweight, no muscles, unattractive, hairy, weak jaw, old, stupid, boring, retardedthanks for the reminders though hope you're having a great day
Is it weird to sometimes just want a fuck? No relationship. No real interaction just plap and go.
>>31205997you can fix most of those
>>31205888F, sure, if I can lick just the cheek. But somehow I don’t think that’s what you had in mind.>>31205911DUDE>>31205925It’s not gay to like men, buddy.>>31205966Yep, good times. Shitposters should be entertaining, and boy did he deliver.>>31205971I’d be confused and wonder if he had lost his virginity in a potato field or something.
Men, why don't you get dogs?Autistic dog dads are very desirable.It's like 1000 points, and even 2000 if you have autism.Women, we must protect this kind of moids. They are gems.
>>31205998Sociopathy? Meh.
>>31205995And this one is sucking his stomach in but even so you can't see his abs? He probably can't even pick you up.
>>31205999False
>>31205983I mean I came here at your age and never left, just like you’re going to do
>>31205997You can fix most of those anon
>>31205990Noodle arms are peak aesthetic.
>>31206003Dogs are just okay. Give me a cat dad bf.
>>31205997If you weren't stupid and retarded, I'd date you. Bet you're facially very attractive. Cover the jaw with a beard.
>>31206003Because I'm an incel on 4chan, I have a phobia of dogs, but if I did get a dog, I'd train it to be a hunting or war dog and teach it to attack people, feed it only meat, get it big so that if society collapses I have back up in a fire fight or hand to hand, Cliff Boothe at the end of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood type shit,.
>>31205990I love skinny men
Girls, did you get your beauty sleep today?
>>31206003Two slobbering idiots that leave hairs everywhere, expect you to feed them and start screeching when you leave the house? No thanks.
>>31206020No I had to wake up ar 4am for work
>>31206003More of a kittycat kind of autistic guy myself.
>>31205996Meanie>>31205997>overweight >no muscle Go to gym >unattractive It's probably not that bad>HairyOh no...it's end of the world...>weak jaw Jawmaxx, you can do it at home for free>OldHow much old >Stupid Start studying>Boring Moids cannot be boring, only if they chose to.>Reatrded That's literally one of best thing ever Retarded autistic moids are best kind of men, but BDP demons deserve to die
>>31206020No i woke up at 2am and could not fall back asleep. I am exhausted. Fingers crossed for a nap.
>>31206020No. I've got a headache and running on coffee. Went to bed at 3 and woke at 7. Weed withdrawals.
>>31205974It’s funny, cosplay has been the best motivator in my life to lose weight and get fit, more than peer pressure or gym class ever did. I’m really glad I found the hobby.
>>31206003my apartment won't let me :(How is being autistic attractive at all? And how does a dog make me more attractive?Are you just a foid in a good, lying mood?
Women how would you feel if you were about to have sex with a pretty lean, almost twink-ish guy, but then he took his shirt off and was hairy as a bear?
>>31206003>>31206013thoughts on men that have both?
>>31206027It was invitation sweetheart, you can get comfy with me
>>31206034Honestly kind of not the vibe. Get it lasered.
>>31206020No I drank too much
>>31206034>how would you feel if you were about to have sex with a pretty lean, almost twink-ish guy,Wouldn't be looking forward to it. >then he took his shirt off and was hairy as a bear?At least there's a silver lining somewhere.
>>31206003I own a parrot and will have more in the futuredogs are dangerous for birds
Anyone else have /atoga/ fuck their appetite?I've lost 3.5kg (7.5 pounds) in half a week, last time this happened I ended up losing 5.5kg(12lbs) in a week
>>31206020I woke up and still had no ass, so no
Atoga if you could choose one of these superpowers, which one and why (or rate them all if you want ig):FlightInvisibilitySuper speedSuper strengthTelekenesisMindreaderShapeshiftingSpeak to (intelligent) animalsWalk through wallsEhanced eyesight, hearing and smellGenius level intellect
>>31206045I wish.
>>31206022Kek, gottem>>31206034Very strange. What is that physique even called? Diet bear?>>31206035If the cat and dog are friends, that’s amazing and I will be really impressed.
>>31206047Mindreader. Imagine the smell.
>>31205773Do women actually fantasize about comforting a man this way?
>>31206047MThese are all terrible, and the thing about super powers is that getting them brings nothing but trouble.I guess genius level intellect for practical stuff, that seems safe enough and I can just put it towards work.
>>31206047MGive me shape shifting, I can finally be a hentai tentacle monster or live my ideal life as a pet rock
>>31206045I'm usually only here when my mental issues are at their worst. So, yeah, it often helps distract me from eating.
>>31206042Shouldn't have gotten too silly. I've been there. I woke up after new years with a broken nose and my pillow covered in blood.
>>31206020>all these No answersHow sad. I want our girls to get 8 full hours of sleep tonight so they can wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed and sparkling with femininity.
>>31206046Are you petite at least?
>>31206047M well I’d want the invisibility so I could go into women’s locker rooms obviously
>>31206053That is why i chose mindreading. Even with genius intellect you can only try to predict by pattern recognition but with mindreading you actually know what the other person has in mind. Imagine the financial and political power you can accumulate.
>>31206047Can I choose telelporting instead? That's always been my favourite. I'd worry it would make me very lazy, but imagine the possibilities otherwise. Hate thinking about this, though, makes me sad I don't have powers.
>>31206047F. Speak with animals. I'd have a horse best friend.
>>31206012>>31206019gymcels on suicide watch
>>31206047F. I'd probably go for genuis intellect though it might be a bit monkey's paw because it might fuck with my career and relationships if everything seems really trivial and dumb?Invisibility is a close second
>>31206060Maybe it would help me feel that way if I changed my sheets…>>31206062If petite means short, then yes?
>>31206034A twink is a twink, gimme
>>31206047MInvisibility is the only decent one but if I had to have a superpower I'd want prescience
>>31206047Because if show off your power, you will be locked up and studied by the government, anything that can't be used subtly is bad in my opinion>flight3>invisibilitylike a 9 if it includes everything you wear>super speedSuper speed as a power is weird because of the very wide difference in ability that's possible. If it's like dax from the incredibles, it's like a 2. If you're talking full blown Flash (super speed thinking, time travel, etc.) it's 10>Super strengthIf you can control it well, like a 6>Telekenesislike a 3>MindreaderIf you can do it subtly but you do have to intentionally do it, it's like an 8. If you have to do some stupid thing like put your finger to your head or it's always active, it's a 0.>Shapeshifting7>speak to animalsMy gf will hate this since it's the one she wants but I'd say 4. I doubt they have much to say and I feel like it would just be them talking about how bad their life is.>Walk through walls2>Enhanced eyesight, hearing and smell3, technically I already have this and it's not that nice.>genius level intellect8>>31206049>If the cat and dog are friends, that’s amazing and I will be really impressed.they get along greatI sometimes put the cat on the back of the dog as they just stand next to me and they both look so confused and don't know what to do
>>31206047Genius level intellect, it's practical and helps with the things I'm interested in.
>>31206046Sometimes no ass is cute
>>31206065I'm an /x/ fag and I believe that eventually the paranormal intelligence wing of the US is going to catch on and go "This guy can totally read minds, hit him with the heart attack gun."With genius level iq you can just know how to hide your power level at all times.
>>31206045Wish that were me
>>31206047M, shapeshift into a 1cm tall version of myself so I can live out my giantess fantasies
>>31206068Broad arms are slave tier, noodle arms are aristocracy coded.
>>31206067Jay Haych moment
>>31206079>Kills you by crushing you in vagina or worse, you kill her by accidentally growing too big while inside her.Uh...
>>31206051I do but I'm not particularly well adjusted
>>31206051I used to, but now I feel like putting a man’s face there is more sexual than comforting.
>>31205998Why would it be weird >>31206006>He probably can't even pick you up.If he can pick you up that means he is...LE BAD!!!!!!>>31206008Truth we all share same date>>31206012Based noodle arm enjoyer>>31206013Cat dads pretend to be autistic while they are actually BDP demons Dog dads are truly autistic >>31206016Why are you afraid of dogs, anon?>>31206019Based. BASED.>>31206020Kinda>>31206022You smell like cat farts >>31206026Cat dads can't have autism. But they like to pretend they have it.>>31206034WOULD WOULD!!!>>31206035They are based animal lovers, but only because of dog >>31206038Based>>31206051No but I would comfort him if needed
>>31206067You just know
>>31206077Wise. But with mindreading you would know long before they get to you what they plan and where they are.
>>31206078>>31206048anon you're not supposed to wish it was youit fucking sucks
how do i stop arguing with everyone all the time
>>31206090You obviously have never been fat.
Looking for male input, I know every woman would tell me to run.Is it always bad if a man is intense right away? I'm going to clearly explain my boundaries soon, I was just a bit surprised by the attention (I'm an acquired taste).He also seemed convinced I was going to reject him and he may be struggling with dating in general.Is there a chance he's sane? We're both eccentric and he's extremely my type. My type is hyper-specific so I want to hang on myself (but take it slowly).
>>31206089That's fair but then you'd have to spend your life on the run the moment they find out. Years of politics wasted just to be deemed enemy number 1 the moment you get information but cannot use it properly and hide your intentions and abilities if someone is onto you.
>>31206069I feel like a true genius would also understand psychology enough to convince themselves that they’re happy
>>31206093Why would you? Arguing is good for your brain and to air suppressed emotions. Very healthy for you.
>>31206074>if it includes everything you wearThis would be a potential issue with walk through walls too if you leave your clothes behind to do it.Also with shapeshiftingMay also provide drag to a speedster
How do I fix my retarded gf?The relationship is ok but she breaks cups and plates all the time, burns/undercooks everything when she tries to cook. There's no point of me buying anything because she will break it sooner or later. Recently when I was at work she drilled through a wall and broke the wire shorting out the entire power instalation because she wanted to hang a picture.
>>31206093Just dont reply back dummy
>>31206045I'm on a cut. God I wish that were me.No idea how some people say this is easier than bulking. As a recovered binge eater though.
>>31206089This depends on your interpretation of mind reading. Do you need to actively read someone's mind, because if so they can just get a sniper on a roof to take you out and you'd literally never know>>31206093>BPD girlI'm not touching this, I've had my fill of bpd girls>>31206094Have you?>>31206095Sounds like he's fucked in the head in some way, I hope it's not BPD.It all comes down to whether you can handle the intensity
>>31206090I am dying to lose exactly 5kg and its coming off so slowly. It would be a blessing for it to happen in a week
>>31206096That is why you first have to use it to gain influence, status, connections and power. You have to become the person the CIA fears because you can shut them down with one nod.
>>31206084>Kills you by crushing you in vagina or worseThis is unironically how I want to die>you kill her by accidentally growing too big while inside herI assumed I’d have mastery over my powers, but if not, then this is a concern…
>>31206086is this a JH post
>>31206087>Why are you afraid of dogs, anon?You know it's one of those little things from childhood that got big and you just never got over it. Even small dogs scare me.Basically when I was like 3, a chihuahua barked at me that was like half my height, or something similar to that, and I just stood there struck with fear, I can probably kill most dogs with my bare hands, but I'm still cautious even around the small ones because they're terrifying, and their barks always make me jump.
>>31206080>aristocracyThat shit you're thinking of was not "aristocracy": the rule of the best suited. That is oligarchy.A PROPER aristocracy would be the Roman Republic, where military success equals political success.
>>31206100>Also with shapeshiftingI mean to be fair, I feel like shapeshifting shouldn't affect clothes. You'll just have to make your way back to where you stashed them or go to a place where you can get new ones
>>31206101I don't know. I'm sorry dude. This did however make me feel better about myself
How do I stopbeing the autistic brown gf?
>>31206113Idgaf about semantics, i just want a pale melancholic noodle bf that writes poetry about the decline of his once prestigious ancestral line in a deteriorating french castle.
>>31205907Only 'tards smokeI'm a shareholder btw, you pay me every time you buy a pack.
>>31206095This is a yellow flag imo. Proceed with caution, but no need to run just yet. The initial stages of talking with a girl are the most awkward, so sometimes we can come across as deranged coomers even if that’s not who we really are. Hang out some more, let him calm down a bit, and see if he mellows out.
Truth none of you are ready for.Only dog dads can have autism.Cat dads want to go for that autism aesthetic, but they cannot actually have it.Its just not in their default settings.They either have anxiety like everyone else or even worse they are BDP demons that will ruin your life forever.That's why dog dads are better. Autism and having a man's best friend is just kino combination.
>>31206118Become white.
>>31206118Don’t, please don’t
>>31206070Petite means small and skinny
>>31206125You idiots fall for everything, huh?
>>31206111No, just a femanon with body image issues who feels that she can’t be anything but sexual.
>>31206105as someone who used to be criminally underweight (15 BMI), putting on weight is hard as well, anon. I feel like people always assume the opposite is easy when both are difficult & people will simply struggle more with one or the other
>>31206120Based, good taste
>>31206095>He also seemed convinced I was going to reject himBad sign>Is there a chance he's sane?Even if he isn't, pussy makes men sane again
>>31206129I would feel extremely comforted if you did that to me, anonYou're can be far more than just sexual
>>31206123I will take the anxiety cat bf
>>31206093Conserve your energy and just quietly seethe in your head instead. Dumb people aren’t worth your time.
>>31206112I'm sorry you experienced that anon but yeah chihuahua is the worst dog breed ever. And rich foids use them as fashion more than animal. It's just cringe as fuck.
>>31206101she's just a little clumsy teehee
Men, women: Have you ever felt jealousy for someone you know IRL either due to their height, chest size, etc?
>>31206101Unless you’re a brain surgeon, there’s no fixing herBuy paper plates and plastic utensils and put child-safe bumpers everywhere
>>31206099i love you>>31206103they're wrong tho>>31206106it's obvious that you're just trying to make yourself feel better by putting others down.>>31206140i literally can't sit still how am i supposed to seethe quietly
>>31206095As a male, I'm intense and it always scares girls away.The reason I'm intense is because I know what I want and I'm impatient.And I don't want to waste months on a girl who is going to change her mind. You can get away with this as a teenager or early 20s but you really don't have long to decide what you want your life to be like at 30-40 and so on.I will also say this. Be careful with saying you want to take it slow because that has multiple meanings to men.>I want to take it slowCould be, I'm dating lots of other men and haven't decided yetI have had this exact situation and I broke it off because I don't want be constantly chasing her over 5 other guys.>I want to take it slowI want to friendzone you.I'd say if you like this guy, be clear to him what it is you want.Just as reasons for taking it slow has multiple meanings, meeting an intense guy has multiple meanings.I would say tread carefully and look for other signs of mental instability. But one sign alone is not enough to condemn, which seems to be something a lot of women won't/can't do
>>31206123My autism doesn't make me appealing, even if I'm "high-functioning"You think a dog is gonna make it possible for women to see me as anything but garbage?
>>31206129this delineation between "sexual" and "nonsexual" is unusual. By definition, that kind of intimacy is inherently 'sexual', it involves the interplay between the sexes, who are attracted to each other..Breasts are sexual, but it doesn't mean they can only enjoyed in the process of sexual intercourse
>>31206118Stop anon you're getting me extremely hardExcept for the "won't talk if she has nothing to contribute part", I always want you talking to meOh and the "it's okay if you have sex with others", no such thoughts are allowed. I only have eyes for you
>>31206144F, yes, I want to be underweight but I unfortunately enjoy eating
>>31206123Cats are the autists of the animal kingdom though?
>>31206139He have untreated BDP and will treat you like shitPeople with BDP aren't people. They are demons. Also he will smell like cat farts >>31206144Yes I got mad when I see girl taller than me
When a woman is too visual it's a turnoff.
>>31206081Fuck you.>>31206088If he could consent, it would be fine.
>>31206144yeah, I wish I wasn't as tallIf I just dropped half a foot, I'd be good
>>31206127Does skinny exclude curvy? Not fat curvy, but boobs curvy. I have a healthy BMI but I wouldn’t call myself skinny.
>>31206155what the fuck does that even mean, she should just vanish? are you gay?
>>31206144F.>heightOnly when I'm dieting, then I envy tall people and their high metabolisms.>chest sizeNo, I love my breasts. >etc.Oh yeah, beautiful face, naturally flat stomached woman I always feel envious over.
>>31206146>it's obvious that you're just trying to make yourself feel better by putting others down.I'm not, but it's okay if you think that. I know shit is a struggle for you but I've tried to help BPD girls with their struggles in the past & it isn't pretty
>>31206143It stops being cute soon.>>31206145>>31206115But she's otherwise very lovable and fucks good
>>31206144MI've always been jealous of taller guys, my whole life would've been million times better if I just taller
>>31206148If you have autism, you are already better than 90% of men. Congratulations. Only normie whores wouldn't date you but that's not big loss.Autism is only mental illness that make men hot
>>31206147>start reading>"huh this is going to be a guy that just wants to fuck immediately huh">goes on to talk about how you say you want to take it slow, odds are you're seeing other men or want to friendzonekekYour one bad experience isn't representative of what women are like, anon. When a girl says she wants to "take things slow", what she usually means is she wants to take things slow
>>31206144MTo be honest, not really, I'm smarter than most people I know so I quickly stop envying them.
Women, do you like using oil during sex?I just titty fucked a prostitute and she didnt want to oil up her tits. It didnt feel good + I think her nipples also hurt brushing against my skin.Pic: captcha
>>31206138Honestly good to hear. But it’s probably best if I don’t wear a low cut top while I do it.>>31206144F, I’m often impressed and jelly of women with long shiny hair. Mine is only shoulder length and I can barely manage it.>>31206149This kind of logic somehow makes me feel better.
>>31206154>Also he will smell like cat fartsdog dads will smell like wet dog, which is worsestupid>>31206160I imagine his point is he doesn't like women that draw people's attention or catch the eye? As in he wants girls to simply blend in
>>31206155You mad i like noodle boys?
>>31206151Join the eating disorder club sis, we saved a seat for you!
>>31206167No it doesn't. It makes me worse and I don't want to try and date autistic girls. It doesn't make me hot.
>>31206177you are basically avatarfagging, just go straight to the point and put on a trip
>>31206173>But it’s probably best if I don’t wear a low cut top while I do it.You can wear whatever is comfortable to you, in that moment I wouldn't have sexual thoughts regardless, even if you were to be nude. These intimate embraces are separate from sexual things to me.
>>31206172I don't like 'foreign' substances being involved in sex. Lube is the worst. Saliva is preferable. I didn't mind when an ex would oil up and massage my tits, but ehhh
>>31206144MI feel resentful towards the world for being ugly but primarily towards women rather than jealousy of all other mens faces for being better looking than mine.Does that count?I have felt jealous before seeing multiple women eat like pigs and somehow stay skinny (for women at least) because I have shit metabolism, does that count?
>>31206172Too expensive, saliva is the only lube I need
>>31206184>its okay when my ex did itGod I hate women
>>31206144MThe only time I actually feel jealous of another man is if it looks similar to me but with a better facial structure
>>31206186You drool enough for that?
>>31206183>wouldn’t have sexual thoughts with a face full of cleavageI’m sorry but I can’t believe this, you can say all the pretty words you want, but when boobs are in play, your monkey brain takes over
>>31206188if he*
>>31206172No, it cloggs my pores and makes a huge mess and is annoying to clean up again from clothes/furniture/hair/the shower. Not worth it.
>>31206169That's not what I meant by intense.I mean expressing feelings too early.But sure let's include fucking on-top of that.>One bad experienceIt's more than one. And I have friends and they say similar things.It's quite common in my experience for women and men to be dating multiple people at the same time.If a) they are And b) they say take it slowThen they're only say that to delay making a decision.Let's talk about the other scenario>FriendzoneThey recognise that they want to keep you around as a resource or genuinely as a friend, but don't want to tell you they see you as a friend out fear of loosing you.In my case, I have a few female friends where it's a mutual friendship and I don't want to fuck them A girl I'm trying to date that friendzones me is a one sided friendship, i.e. unhealthy friendship.Female friends can only exist provided both parties agree they don't want to fuck.
>>31206189I think so, and my boobs don’t exactly require a lot of it to cover, so…
>>31206162You poor thing, you must be so put-upon. Just because you had a bad experience with one BPD girl doesn't mean that all of them are the same.>>31206175Oh.
>>31206181Oh, it is you. Eww
>>31206199fuck are you talking about you dumb tranny?
What are your biggest fumbles? >Got a hobbit sized, glasses wearing goth girl into my bed, twice and failed to make a movie >Literal 10/10 blonde qt at climbing gym struck up a conversation with me, twice, on the second time I asked "how did you know my name?" and she said "we've met before...">similar story with another brunette cutie there>countless other women I went on dates with, never made a move and they lost interestNow I'm 30 and it's over. Kill me bros
>>31206196if you can’t give titjobs then you don’t matter. we’re talking about busty women who would need oil not only ON their breasts, but between them, under them, everywhere.
>>31206179I been trying but I just can't do it
>>31206191It's okay if you don't believe me, but it is the truth.Also it seemed to be above the boobs, if you squish me between your boobs, it might be a little weird and sexual, heh
Men, what do you mean when you say you want to explore your sexuality? Suck dick?
>>31206201Your hell is self-inflicted.
>>31206206only a faggot uses that language sorry
>>31205773Women, why would you say this? Why would you do this?
Men, how do i make better life decisions.
>>31206206When men say that on this site they mean try different kinds of straight sex
>>31206209Figured.
>>31206194>It's quite common in my experience for women and men to be dating multiple people at the same time.Are you talking about online or something? This doesn't happen in person, or at least I haven't seen or heard anything of the sort. Yes, both men & women will talk to multiple people at the same time, but that pauses when they start going on repeated dates, because then you're seeing if it works out.
>>31206207I know. That's the worst part.
>>31206106Damn, at this point everyone I date save for one had BPD.But what if I can fix him...(has failed repeatedly in the past)>>31206122I considered this, I've been intense and strange myself before so I give some allowance.I know when you're weird in general you can come across as even weirder when infatuated.>>31206137Bad sign of what?I think being open about it was kind of cute. I like honesty.>>31206147Okay, I love being very clear and hate being misunderstood so I'll just fully explain it to him. I'm not dating anyone else because it makes me feel guilty, I deleted the apps after we met. Also, as stated, my type is extremely specific and rare.I just cannot fully enjoy emotional or physical intimacy until we're more familiar.
>>31206060>feeling refreshed and sparkling with femininityI haven’t felt like that since I was a teenager…
>>31206206I think being told that I'm small by 4 hot women would shape my sexuality. Hopefully I'll get to explore this scenario.
>>31206216(You) don’t
>>31206175Dogs are cleaner animals and it's proven by science >>31206177Men will always seethe when women give attention to skinny men, it's tale old as humanity Becuse in their books they are weak beta males >If he is skinny....that means he is....LE BAD!!!! YIKES!!!!Like fr I appreciate all male bodies because I fucking can.Skinny male hate needs to stop, it's male versions of older woman hating on younger girls.>>31206180Congratulations on wasting your potential >>31206181>Trip No
>>31206217Yeah but how? My ex said that once but i did not think much of it and did not ask what he meant and i randomly remembered and now i an curious what he could have meant. I thought it meant he wants to fuck other women but he insisted that that was not what he meant. Was he trying to tell me about some weird fetish?
>>31206206yes, nobody would say that if they don't want to suck dick or fuck a trap/tranny>>31206216You try to make ones that will lead to a better life. Try not to be self destructive and focus on what makes you happy
>>31206216Get dominant bf to guide you.
>>31206228Real. Skinny men slander is a curse.
>>31206224Being open is the best policy for sure. One awkward conversation can prevent sooo much anxiety in the future. Good luck.
>>31206224BPD guys are very rare as far as I know, since you've encountered multiple and you mention how hyper specific your type is, I'm fairly convinced your type is tied to BPD guys and you're digging your own grave
>>31206206I’d never say that because yes, that’s exactly what it means. I can’t imagine any other meaning than “I want to experiment with men, and maybe trannies”.
>>31206228those noodle dudes are too uncanny, no birthmarks, symmetrical chests, hairless...
>>31206228>>31206234Skinny men hate is funny because it comes from the simple fact that guys don't want to be what they consider frail and weak. Most will try to get away from this, and because they feel like it is something to avoid, they will look down on the ones that stay like that.
>>31206222>Pauses on repeated datesI think that's what you do, which is the right and most healthy thing to do.But unfortunately I don't agree that's what most people do. However that's definitely what they should do.It also depends how you meet people. On dating apps it's probably far worse than meeting people irl.
>>31206227i hate you>>31206230How do I not be self destructive.>>31206232Not a very good guide if he's with a BPD girl though
>>31206238It’s like they’re mass-produced on an assembly line somewhere…I want to visit the noodle boy factory, who’s with me?
>>31206237The weird thing about it was that i assumed he was trying to tell me he wants to try some bi or open relationship stuff but he said he does not want that. Maybe he was just too insecure to tell me.
Women:>The point isn't that men are all more dangerous than a random bear, just that women have likely had more actual negative interactions with men causing them to have more of a reaction to the man, and the idea is to try and convey that to menMen:>Is it also possible for women to empathize with the fact that men are so attention starved in society that a lot of men have a hard time caring about good vs bad attention because they would prefer either than none?Women again:>Lol, no.I'm glad we could come to a mutual understanding on these things.
>>31206228What potential?
>>31206243>How do I not be self destructive.By loving yourself and coming to the conclusion that you deserve to be loved and you deserve to live a good life.
>>31206248That just leads to anger and bitterness when it turns out you can't have a good life.
>>31206245I’m confused then, if he doesn’t mean experimenting with other people, then wtf does he mean? Watching different kinds of porn??This is worth asking him to clarify on, but try to make it a lighthearted question, not an interrogation, since we both know men are touchy about their sexuality. It requires a gentle touch to get this info.
>>31206228i'm skinnymaxxed and I still want you to fuck off because you are obnoxious
>>31206246Women are narcissistic retards incapable of self-reflection and accountability, what else is new?
>>31206234Skinny moid the is just male version of roasties hating hot girls.Tale old as humanity.>>31206238>He's skinny...man??? Yikes!!! Thata not normal my head so why should other people like him??!?!Also skinny men can be hairy, moron.
>>31206241True. I love the delicate boys.
>>31206247I imagine she means your potential for a strong relationship with an autistic girl>>31206250You cannot guarantee it, and it's not easy, but you can and should try to get there. You won't just stumble into a good life.You will stumble and you'll be pushed off track, but you just need to keep on and eventually you might reach it
>>31206236God, probably. A higher instance of it in little artsy sadboy types is not shocking. My ex-gf (the same type but cute girl) also definitely had it and it made the breakup rough.Maybe I should start looking internally. But for now, I love to try to fix broken dolls.
>>31206244Meeee, I wanna see the factory too!>>31206246If you can’t even adapt your bait into the form of a question in the Q&A thread, I’m not going to play along with it, sorry
>>31206252Prove it with picture or you're a larper in my book
>>31206256Is it weird that when I look at these pictures I feel a primal urge to choke them out>>31206258>But for now, I love to try to fix broken dolls.
>>31206248I don't get it.
>>31206251I am confused too. Especially since we have already explored quiet a bit in my opinion. Guess i would have to ask if i really want to know. I was just wondering what would lead a man to say this.
>>31206254>Also skinny men can be hairy, moron.your pics show guys that spend a lot of time building muscle and they have attractive features to begin with, they would look great even if they weren't skinny>>31206256finally a normal looking body!
>>31206258>But for now, I love to try to fix broken dolls.That's fine for a while, but you almost definitely won't succeed. At a certain point you'll need to move on from this idea if you want to stay in a happy relationship
>>31206257Autistic girls don't want autistic men, they want neurotypicals, I'm worthless to them and other autistics are annoying.
>>31206260He doesn’t want advice or answers anon, it’s just a dumb slapfighter lazily tossing imaginary scenarios into threads at random.
>>31206247Potential in being one of best bfs on earth Too bad you're tard
>>31206256Nobody above the age of 16 looks like this. Unless they're a Twink.
>>31206265But skinny is what makes them hot
Men, what's the game you play with the most hours, and how many hours do you have?
>>31206261you are ugly though??
>>31206263Actively making self destructive choices indicates the idea you are not worthy of happiness. >>31206267Okay I suppose don't trust the autistic girl telling you she loves autistic men and instead trust... single men that have likely not had a relationship?>>31206265>your pics show guys that spend a lot of time building musclemost of them don't have that much muscle. Being skinny simply highlights them and makes them pop.I looked more muscular than that with very little working out when I was that skinny
>>31206229> Was he trying to tell me about some weird fetish?Maybe? He should be clearer if that’s the case. If he wants to lick your feet or something, I’d hope he trusts you enough to just say so.
>>31206273No, they're just naturally attractive, it was nothing to do with them being skinny. You. Only. Like. Chad.
I used to be skelly mode as a guynever going back after realizing how fucking weak it makes you physically.
>>31205940Yeah it is. Get down to 12% body fat and tadaaa, 6 pack.Been there, done that.
>>31206275I'm guessing either Red Orchestra 2 (600ish) Or Wathunder. Probably also 600ish.
>>31206262No i think that is normal.
>>31206275Hunt showdown or warthunderbut not really that much anymore because I got into blender
>>31206205There’s not much room above the boobs before it becomes boobs, especially if they’re pushed up. No matter the position, some part of your head is going to be touching boob. This is what I mean, I physically can’t hold a man without pressing my Woman Parts into him :/
>>31206275Only thing I play with is your feelings, anon
>>31206265I wish that was the norm.
>>31206275Runescape, about 6000
>>31206118I'm in this picture and I don't like it >>31206051>Do women actually fantasize about comforting a man this way?Yes, I want to breastfeed my man's depression away and have him use my lap as a pillow as I play with his hair.>>31206047Already have genius IQ and it's overrated when you lack motivation.Best to worst:TelepathyTelekinesis Shape shiftingSuper speedSuper strengthFlightIntangibility InvisibilitySpeak to animalsEnhanced sensesGenius intellect>>31206045No, I'm on a bulk.>>31205998No, but a lot of people seem to think sex will cure their loneliness.>>31205990Eww. I love a jacked king >>31205893FNo, kys>>31205888FNigga, I've done it for free.>>31205863Yes, because you can get a sleeper hot girl, maker her lose weight, and suddenly have a girl out of your league.>>31206172Yes, but more for aesthetics. I like the way my skin looks in the sun when I'm oily. If I could go around everywhere glistening like a bodybuilder, I would.>>31206201Hottest, richest, nicest guy in high school would flirt with me and paid special attention to my hobbies and would try to talk to me about them. Even offered to let me drive his new Corvette but I was way too autistic at the time.>>31206210Because laughing at midgets is hilarious.>>31206246You're describing Elliot Roger. I empathize with male loneliness, but infringing on me makes me far less empathetic.
>>31206281First you call them noodle boys now they are chads?Make it make sense!
>>31206275World of Warcraft, definitely… I’m almost afraid to check my total hours, but my main character alone has over 200 days of play time on it
>>31206284>Get down to 12% body fat and tadaaa, 6 pack.What if you were always skinny?
JH is back
>>31206269come be my gf thenyou won't>>31206279You are a fucking unicorn
Is it possible to correct high-functioning borderline personality disorder (BPD) alone - without formal therapy? If so, does anyone have any books they'd recommend? Already done the DBT Handbook.
>>31206281We don’t like your fantasy boyfriend, shove off m8
>>31206276I never posted my pics hereAlso I know you're just a bitter larper so don't worry it's not a big issue
>>31206295>Yes, I want to breastfeed my man's depression away and have him use my lap as a pillow as I play with his hair.nooo i want this nooo
>>31206275Hard to know, but it would probably be LoTRO, an old mmo. I ended up getting permanently banned. I'd estimate about 3000 hours.
>>31206297I didn't call them noodle boys and Chad is relatively flexible in looks, so long as their face is fine
>>31206282>tfw even a skeleton boy is stronger than a healthy, athletic womanTestosterone is a cheat code
>>31206305>do what I want NOW!sad
>>31206301Where are you from?
>>31206299Then workout your abs for definition. That's what I did.
>>31206291What's his name? He is so fucking hot please
>>31206295>yet another bisexual femanonsigh… move over girls, you’ve got company again
>>31206311against women sure, but I got into sports in my mid teens and saw what a fucking useless sack of shit i was due to how skinny I was. especially in combat sportslike I said, never fucking again
>>31206295>Hottest, richest, nicest guy in high school would flirt with me and paid special attention to my hobbies and would try to talk to me about them. Even offered to let me drive his new CorvetteWhy didn't it happen to me back in high school?
>>31206291he doesn't look like he has the stamina for plap plap
>>31206313Alaska, I have a feeling you're not coming though
WomenIf a guy has an office job how many pairs of shoes are too many pairs?
>>31206290You need to leave>>31206292My brother plays that.>>31206298Do you still play???? My brother said it sucks now.>>31206309Did you like the game? What did you do to get banned
>>31206312>Implying that he is something he isn't >Calling me ugly without even seeing my faceSmells like a big fat larp
>>31206326Huh?Is there a male limit on the number of shoes he has?
>>31206299NTAThen do ab exercises for a month or two, that's what I did and after that girls noticed them a lot & asked to feel them. I literally just did crunches until failure every single day before bed and nothing else. This lead to my upper abs being a lot more pronounced than my lower abs/obliques but hey, still had a 6 pack that popped
>>31206322Stacy cucked you out of it by sucking up all the male attention. Either that anon is a Stacy herself, or just a big fish in a small pond. By that I mean at tiny schools, even mid girls can be treated like queens.
>>31206325Alaska is too far away from me yeah but I would get with you if you were closer Go make women happy now
>>31206300I've never left. It's honestly depressing.
>>31206295Was it a little red corvette?
>>31206228We don't hate skinny men, we hate feminine men, there is a difference
>>31206329>Did you like the game?Yeah, it's probably the MMO I enjoyed the most. I tried to get into it again a few years back, but the audience changed too much for it to be enjoyable>What did you do to get bannedI used 4chan lingo and called someone speaking dutch a "dutchfag", he pm'd me after saying he's friends with a moderator and was gonna get me banned, I laughed it off, then a few minutes later I was contacted by a moderator & permanently banned
>>31206320Ah yeah, I imagine it can’t feel good being at the bottom of the totem pole like that, just commenting that from the female pov, the totem pole starts in outer space and goes into the sun
>>31206330all your posts are a different attempt at getting me to post pics, seethe
>>31205773I watch lesbain porn but I call myself straight because I would only bang with men irl
>>31206335But she said she wasted it. If that was me I could be married by now
>>31206329>You need to leaveWouldn't you like someone focused on you, though?
>>31206345Yeah and if you actually looked like that you would post pics. But you wouldn't so I don't care.SAGE
>>31206346If a hot guy wanted you to bang his gf, you would.
>>31206350attentionwhoring is against the rules retard
>>31206346Same until I tried dating a woman, then I realized I was just afraid of complicating my love life by accepting my attraction to other women.
>>31206339fucking tell me about it. shits not even getting worse, its just a fucking slob to go trough day to day
>>31206329I do still play WoW, but it’s definitely lost a lot of its magic, your brother is right. But the company is doing weird shit like re-releasing the original game with new content, and adding a Fortnite mode. I like their weird experiments more than the main game, for now.
>>31206342Why
>>31206047It's tempting to take mindreader or genius level intellect, but I don't think I have enough CHR to make use of the former and the latter is a massive happiness debuff. I think I'd go with the classic invisibility. Yes, I would perv on girls and steal money. Not too much money, just enough so I don't have to work.
>>31206347Gifts are often bestowed upon those least deserving of it… life isn’t fair, she was just born in a better dating pool than you
>>31206323Oh you have no idea how hard skinny guys can go
>>31206353Then just sage.Problem sloved.
Either gender, does being excited and happy about something ever tip you into overthinking and then feeling anxious and sad?
>>31206275The game called Life26+ years
>>31206216Learn obedience
>>31206346This is a post from the top of the slippery slope. You wouldn’t bang a woman, sure, but you’d consider kissing one, cuddling one, touching one nude…
>>31206363My skinny ex used to plap me for 30 minutes straight
>>31206344schools should honestly have physical tests for guys. like that JFK program
>>31206346Cool question, I think there's quite a few women like you though, especially if you only watch amateur stuff rather than big productions. You likely aren't interested in being sexual with women or having a relationship with them, but you feel like they know how to turn you on more
Women, how would you prefer to be asked out?1. Want to hang out?2. Want to go on a date?Men, which option has worked for you? I feel like option 2. sets up the correct expectations. But it also is more intimidating, because women are afraid of commitment.
>>31206339What about your new boyfriend?
>>31206365F yes
>>31206343damn, 4chan gamers are the most oppressed peoples on the planet, sorry mate>>31206275I have over 5000 hours in dota 2
>>31206354Would you say the benefits are worth the extra complications? Or do you miss the days when the only item on the menu was dick?
>>31206370Same here, he'd wanna go at least 3 times a day too
>>31206371This is ableist and sizeist and gendered and you should feel bad
>>31206329Let me guess, your brother plays a male human paladin…
>>31206333I am at 9 so I am getting worried
>>31206373F first option because it sounds more chill
>>31206373first one in personsecond on dating appsbut I never frame it as a question, I say ''lets go hang out/on a date, im free at X''
>>31206365F. No. I very rarely feel excitement or happiness since adulthood, so when I do it's all-encompassing.>>31206373First one. It makes me feel less nervous knowing we're just hanging out. Much less pressure that way.
>>312063731 most of the time, if I'm clearly showing signs that I like you then 2
>>31206378Hhhnngg I miss him he was such a hypersexual beast
>>31206319Nigga, WE'RE THE SAME PEOPLE>>31206322I stalked his socials and he's still handsome and rich, and now he's married to a black girl and has beautiful kids. I'm punching the fucking air rn.>>31206326There is no such thing, as long as he uses them.>>31206335I just had a massive glow-up in high school and he apparently liked black girls. He'd come in to where I worked all the time, which didn't make sense because I never worked the counter.>>31206341No, it was a yellow C7 with the seven-speed on it. is this a reference?
>>31206047The only one I would have any use for is mindreading. I've already got genius-level intellect.Or maybe shapeshifting.
>>31206378>3 times a day>>>31206370>30 minutesweak
>>31206379well I dont
>>31206388I miss mine too, but I'm better off without him
>>31206371My school’s gym class didn’t even have the giant rope to climb. That’s like a missing milestone of life! It’s the first time boys experience public female attention while looking strong, and it’s the first time girls feel aroused from the rope and awaken their exhibition kink.
>>31205773Unpopular opinion Average dick >>> bigger dick I don't want to bleed during plap plap
>>31206373F, I wouldn’t even consider #1 as being asked out, since my low self esteem ass thinks hanging out is just hanging out. Better to be totally clear what you mean, even if it’s cringe.
>>31206370>>31206378
>>31206378>>31206388they must've had pretty big cocks, right, there's that rumor that skinny guys are hung
>>312063933 times a day was too much honestly. Around 30 mins is around the perfect time for sex
>>31206397define averagedefine bigI've made a girl bleed once and have been terrified of having sex since
>>31206342Kek. Kpop stans would beg to differ>>31206295>Hasn't infringed on anyone>Would sooner off myself than harm anyone >Doesn't even have any kinds of ideas about what 'womens' place' is or whatever generic manosphere crap>"You're Elliot Roger btw. You should be locked up"Okay
>>31206095Sounds like he's down on life, dont give up on him, give him time
>>31206323And? He can just lay down and let me do the rest. >>31206318No idea, just a random pic i found, sorry.
>>31206373Neither, I like being asked out for something specific like coffee or dinner
>>31206393>30 minutes, few times a day>"Weak"This made me giggle >>31206395Same, but I miss his body lol
state genderHow athletically gifted were you growing up? How did this affect your self esteem growing up and your results with the opposite gender?
>>31206400I don't know the exact measurement but it was under 5"
>>31206397Wtf big dicks make girls bleed? That lying bitch
>>31206342Speak for yourself.
>>31206399He literally said skinny men can't last long during plap. So he technically asked.>>31206400Yes he was big but it was too big... Sometimes average is better.
>>31206389Oh yeah, I can imagine what you mean… white girls just predictably continue puberty in high school, but black girls transform into pure sex overnight, or at least some of them do.
>>31206338I'd rather die alone than divorce-raped by these harpies
>>31206375It's good to know I'm not the only one>>31206386I wish you more and more happiness in the days to come anon, and that it will always be all-encompassing
>>31206409FNot at all I grew up obese. I'm not even obese anymore and it's still fucking with my head, I can't get a bf because of it
>>31206409F. Naturally skinny/lanky growing up. The other girls hated sports, so I guess compared to them I was "gifted" - easily able to run a few miles.
>>31206403Average size.Too big hurt >>31206411Yes they can if dick is too big and going too fast.
>>31206412Oh nooooo a thirst post finally got me
>>31206397I'm gonna say it. I like chodes. I hate long dicks, but I love girth. Big dicks are only good for the aesthetic. Men with Dwarven dicks, where you at?
>>31206363This>>31206397Big dicks are peasant tier.
>>31206409Malways been good at gymnastics and stuff like that naturally, love doing flips and stuff, good at climbing too, have done parkour in my teens. I suck and always have sucked at sports like football, basketball etc.my self esteem has been in the shitter forever and only recently got better, but still kinda fucked
>>31206415Do women at Alaska suck? Why?
>>31206409F, I was a soccer star and swimming pro, but had to quit when I got boobs. I still miss my teammates.
>>31206411Pretty sure that's a man. Anal tearing and bleeding is far more common than vaginal
>>31206275I have pretty much even time in Rimworld, Crypt of the Necrodancer, Hyperrogue, and Slay the Spire. Just over 100 hours each. Which sounds like more than it actually is considering I've had each of them for several years at this point.Slightly less hours are EU4 and CK2 but I don't really play them anymore.Minecraft and Nethack aren't tracked so they might be comparable.
>>31206409M0%. I may as well have been a ghost
>>31206409M. Set a national record when I was 12.Single, and pretty much never talked to a girl until I was 21.Had 0 self esteem, never thought it was enough of an accomplishment.
>>31206420nigga we're talking in numberswhat is average
>>31206343Wow, fuck that guy. What do you play now?>>31206349Just because someone has BPD doesn't mean they want attention.>>31206356Oh okay, that's good.>>31206380No he plays as like a blue anime girl with like horse feet>>31206366I'm 19>>31206368what does that even mean.>>31206376Do you still play?
>>31206358Many reasons>It's a look largely preferred by underage girls, not a group a man should be trying to impress>You look weak to other men, like you would need someone else to protect your gf for you>It's genetics dependent rather than hard work dependent, gives average/below average guys delusions about "femboymaxxing" >implies that the masculine ideal isn't actually masculinehopefully you get the picture, I could go on
>>31206422Smallish dicks are much more aesthetic.
>>31206409F, not at all lol, I was one of those girls who hid in the back of the gym during dodgeballI was much more concerned with looking girly and cute so I didn’t really care
>>31206374When did this happen?>>31206377Idk. I think I just dated a crazy one who fucked up my impression of dating women in general, so I hesitate to make generalizations.
>>31206409MIt's a mixed bag, I was good to great at some things and bad at others, mainly I struggled with my endurance specifically from running. I was amazing at sprinting (best in the school), won a volleyball tourney and was one of the best sparrers in my age group at the tennis club I went to.
>>31206436I like seeing another female anon posting hot boys
>>31206419>>31206409Sorry, I forgot to answer the second part. My self-esteem was pretty good growing up, probably because I was slim yeah. It all went to shit when I first got a boyfriend (19), who made me insecure about my body. Ever since then, my body confidence has been shit and it definitely affects my love life.
What are good things to say to a girl with a praise kink, beyond the usual "Good girl?" I would like to melt her brain pls.
>>31206397We are so back Statue of David proportioned boys
>>31206434> blue anime girl with like horse feetLmao that was my second guess, tell your brother he has good taste
>>31206426Alaskan courts are ALWAYS in the woman's favor.Also alot are ugly and fat, if not they're vapid as shit.
>>31206422What does a chose do that a big dick with a stopper doesn't?
>>31206355Well just like you, I'm here forever.
>>31206438Fair enough, it wouldn’t be right to generalize men on just on boyfriend either. The only solution is getting more experience.
>>31206434>do you still playAbsolutely, it's a terrible addiction. I'm basically a crackhead
>>31206401Honestly for that much penetrative sex, that sounds about right.
>>31206409MAs a teenager I could run 100m in under 13 seconds
>>31206445Why don't you like, go travel around the world and get a wife somewhere else
>>31206437> I was one of those girls who hid in the back of the gym during dodgeballI want you to know I specifically tried to hit you with the ball.
Last crowd was lame, so I ask again:When is the plappening happening?
Gender, what is your favorite porn website? Mine is TwinksInStraightPorn on Reddit.
Women:Would you rather:>a guy who is EXACTLY your type appearance-wise, but sucks at sex and refuses to learnOR>an ugly bastard who can make you cum every single time.
>>31206443Yes.
>>31206440I was just wondering if our cycles are synced that we suddenly thirst for noodle boys we want to play with. Currently in luteal phase.
>>31206434>What do you play now?Variety of games. Lately I've been playing hypnospace outlaw, blood west, reverse collapse, sprawl and void stranger
>>31206003I have no maternal instincts that need to be appeased.
>>31206455can't afford it
>>31206457when i go to bingo nighti make it clap with the gilfs they love me over there
>>31206460Hard pick but probably FUBAt least he can pleasure me
>>31206409Female, I spend years training at professional level. In combination with my adhd it had a negative effect on my self esteem overall. I've always had bfs though
>>31206442Kinda depends on her really. I think praising how good she looks or how well she's doing something will generally go down well though
>>31206442"Daddy's favourite" hgngngngngngng
>>31206460First. Sex is a bit base anyways.
>>31206442Literally just tell her what an amazing job she did when she does something and compliment her a lot. At least that's what mine loves
>>31206473let me guess, you played soccer?
>>31206460Guy who is exactly my type, sex sucks anyway
>>31206442A man moaning is all the praise i need.
>>31206475Ddlg is very separate from just praise kink. Also wouldn't favourite imply there's others that are worse?
>>31206480if your guy is moaning then hes definitely gay, so that makes you a guy too
>>31206460>>an ugly bastard who can make you cum every single timeHonestly, even I can't make myself come every time. If a guy exists who can actually do that, I'd be with him. I date guys I'm not attracted to immediately anyway.
>>31206476>>31206479Based
>>31206480Same
>>31206442Praise should be personal and specific, and not just sexual. Tell her you're proud of her or that she did a good job whenever she's accomplished something
>>31206483Bi guys are the best anyways.
>>31206467Dating apps? Just put location in another city that isn't too far away
>>31206478No, ballet
>>31206490Omg this one is good
>>31206095Sure. likelyhood is you are the only thing to happen for him in a looong time.You got a puppy. You want a puppy?
>>31206404You say bad attention. When talking about the bear, most of us say we at least know the bear won't try to rape us or any other weird shit. So what I assume you meant is that men want so badly for female attention that they'll take it by force.>>31206409FNot at all, and it always bothered me, which is why I have dedicated a big chunk of my life to fitness. Now I have world-class cardio, workout six times a week, and train in boxing and BJJ.>>31206414I'm mixed, but it's mostly that puberty didn't hit until I was about 14/15, I got my braces removed, I was able to buy better clothes, and I actually learned how to do my makeup and hair through YouTube (none of my family have afro-textured hair).>>31206436On Greek statues>>31206447Gross. I want to feel my man pressed against me, not a fucking rubber donut pressing into me.>>31206459>Having a favorite siteCringe
>>31206473I hate you normie bitch
>>31206460>>a guy who is EXACTLY your type appearance-wise, but sucks at sex and refuses to learnthis.
>>31206483Nta but every girl I've been with wants me to be louder and more vocal. Especially when it comes to the sounds I make when I cum. It was a little hard to let it out again because I was always as quiet as possible when I masturbated. It feels kinda of nice to just let it out again though, especially since they love it
>>31206463>I was just wondering if our cycles are synced that we suddenly thirst for noodle boys we want to play with. Currently in luteal phase.Could be the case, who knows?But I'm glad there are more foid posters who post cute boiz instead of some retarded bullshit
>park my truck at the store >moving around inside >lady spots me >hike to the produce area >lady who sees me goes to talk >”haven’t seen you since” >tell her it’s not my first time >she laughs and smiles >man comes and says it’s been a pleasure >weirdest thing was the only guy was me >see the lady at the checkout >”oh well, you wouldn’t be able to tell” >i smile and wave, the store employee smirks at me >walk (backwards) to my parked truck >driving to the end, see black girl who has been in it >ask her what is going on, she says it is a matter of time >knows me from school and doesn’t want to interferestate genderwhat should i have done there?
>>31206491>dating appslollmao, even
>>31206434>what does that meanYour man making decisions for you
>>31206501I DO LOVE ITI've been able to come from just the sound alone of a guy grunting
>>31206484>>31206471
So women DO lust over teenagers too?
Fs, reply to this post with a vocaroo of you saying literally anything
>>31206442Reminder that you should "abuse" her praise kink to make her want to improve her life. Whenever she does anything like that, praise her a lot for it and remind her of it later as well, saying you're proud
>>31206505I have zero clue what was going on in this story.
>>31206051considering I've had a woman tell me she wants to be somebody's mommy AND girlfriend, I'd assume yes.
>>31206459F. Motherless
>>31206511No, i just like skinny pale guys. There is many adult men like that.
>>31206510Jokes on you, that's my type.
>>31206409fnot very gifted. but I really liked biking, as a kid/teen i biked everywhere and often went on small-ish bike trips in the nearby areas.i only lost my virginity at 19, and before then had never dated anyone. so you could say i was not "successful" with boys/men.
>>31206518You like raw amateur stuff huh?
>>31206508I swear this is one of the biggest things guys don't understand about women and it comes at a huge cost to the girls. Normalize grunting and whimpering when men cum again. Will make both sides feel better
>>31206519This guy weighs like 50 kilograms.
>>31206511I'm 23 but I do sometimes lust after some of the young (like 16-19 year old) skinhead-looking guys in my town lol.
>>31206512https://vocaroo.com/1mJoLjSGLrXD
>>31206511I only post 18+ men not sure about other poster (there is two of us currently) Also I'm 20, so why shouldn't I lust for guys my age?
TFW used to be a thin cute boy and now fat ugly bastard
>>31206457Please stop calling it plap, it's making me uncomfortable
>>31206412I look like this and I hate myself, never want to show my body to a woman
>>31206531Yes I think that's what she likes anon>>31206519I feel like a lot of guys "grow out of it" and want to change, including me. Catch them before they do, anon.
>>31206409I did tennis and soccer and cycling and track and a bunch of other stuff. I hated it. I quit when i started working. I was always fit and thin so I never really felt insecure about my body, a lot of guys used to bully me but i think they were just perverts.>>31206444Why?>>31206451My brother plays a lot of Dota 2.>>31206464Do you like those games?>>31206507Like what.>>31206442Literally just pay attention and be topical and personal, like if she wears blue say stuff like "wow you look great in blue" stuff like that, just be careful otherwise she'll end up wearing blue all the time.
>>31206530Sorry, I literally can't do it, best I can do is "Aaah"s
>>31205773Asian femanons, are you put off by muscular physiques or facial hair? I'm trying to appeal to you.
>>31206533>16Hello, police?
This thread smells.. interesting
>>31206545No
>>3120654616 is legal, you feminazi!
>>31206539You are hot
>>31206531Good>>31206539A damn shame>>31206541I prefer to just watch from a distance. Some things are better as a concept.
>>31206460First choice, no contest. He can still be a good kisser, and that’s all I need.
>>31206545i don't like facial hair, and not too much into muscular figures either.but i'm also not into the "twink" look, like i prefer men who look like they're in their late twenties.
>>31206511Yes, but only female ones. I want to be the lesbian MILF that guides the newly blossomed flower into adulthood. Also, to be called mommy.
>>31206519That guy you posted is so hot I can't even handle it right now....>>31206531>This guy weighs like 50 kilograms.That's the whole appeal >>31206547I'm not currently. It ended like, yesterday.
>>31206409maleI have a heart condition, I played football for a time before I was diagnosed but wasn't very good at itI don't have self esteem or any results with the opposite gender
>>31206543Over for you and anyone you're with, anon. Try to just allow yourself to make the noises that feel natural. Let your breathing catch for example >>31206542>Do you like those games?They're not exceptional but they're fun. Void stranger really racks my brain thoughWhat do you play anon, unless you've already said it and I missed it
>>31206545I don't like muscles, and I don't like facial hair.
>>31206555>picYou have a fetish at this point desu
>>31206545Disgusting.
>>31206547You can't tell it's a bunch of bisexual guys coping and posting their softcore folder?
>>31206459malepixiv (10000 bookmarks btw)
>>31206555What about noodle men with a happy trail?
>>31206511I lust after east asians, who can remain twinks until even in their late 30s
>>31206562Cope
>>31206552>Sucks at sex, refuses to learnMy money is on him sucking at foreplay and even kissing, anon
>>31206525You don’t bike anymore? Do you miss it?
>>312065592 strikesim out
>>31206505Either I'm having a stroke or your story is incoherent
>>31206547flo app:>ovulation in 3 daysshut the hell up anon>>31206555still counts i think, ik im still horny af the day after ovulation
>>31206559Are you fully asian or mixed?
>>31206562>he doesn't know
>>31206542> I was always fit and thin so I never really felt insecure about my body, a lot of guys used to bully me but i think they were just perverts.they probably wanted some of that bpdemon crazy pussy
>>31206519>>31206555>That guy you posted is so hot I can't even handle it right now....If that's the type of stuff you girls like I wish I had some high quality pictures from when I was younger because I looked extremely similar
>>31206559You are Asian and 19?You may have sent me pics of your tits last year.
>>31206560I don't have fetish I actually like almost all type of men I wouldn't mind buff gymcel either I can even go for bear type I just think skinny bois need more appreciation. Also they are always autistic and gamer boys types it's just cute>>31206564They are based and hot
>>31206554Wow, it’s just like my yuri mangas…!>>31206567You think so? Those are totally different skills to me. If nothing else, he can just sit there while I grind on his leg.
>>31206578>skinny bois need more appreciationGod, I hate pickme Euro hours
>>31206576Too bad I didn't meet you back then...too bad ...
>>31206564NTA but fuck yes
>>31206578This is the good shit
>>31206505Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low
Is it dumb to feel insecure that I've never done any kind of drugs, even weed? like I often go to concerts where people just walk off into the woods to go do drugs and smoke weed, but I'm never with people who do drugs, so I always just chill there and wonder if I "stand out" too much, being into hardcore music and dressing like it, but actually being a ""good girl"" who doesn't belong and the only who who isn't smoking or doing drugs
>>31206530what if i sound really high pitched? that will put women off. what if im on top of them and whining like im desperate? that shit will make them dry up
>>31206582Why does pictures on internet make you mad?
>>31206578I was about to post that pic. Good taste.
>>31206558>What do you play anon, unless you've already said it and I missed itI don't actually play any games, I just watch my brother play sometimes. I'm thinking about playing Valorant but it looks hard.>>31206569who asked?>>31206573I'm white and korean.>>31206575lmao probably>>31206577I haven't sent any nudes.
>>31206588Good girls don’t do drugs, but if you’re on birth control then it’s all wasted anyway
>>31206588It’s kinda dumb, but not totally dumb. Feeling left out of popular activities is normal, but on the other hand, druggies are losers. I’ve had success as a non-addict woman, and you can too.
>>31206588I've never done drugs before and I don't care to. My dad took a lot of drugs around me growing up and I can tell I'm not really missing anything interesting
>>31206588you're really not missing much
>>31206588it's ok not to do drugs anon. and granted you're all adults, nobody's gonna realistically judge you.
>>31206568kinda. I mean stopped when I moved out, into my current town, that is extremely hilly. I never liked biking steep hills that much and getting immediately sweaty 5 min into my bike trips, so I don't really enjoy it here. plus, my bike got stolen, so now I just have a granny bike and can't afford a good bike sadly.
>>31206576Hot
Men, how many different nationalities have you had sex with?Which one was the best?For me it's japanese. Japanese girls are the best
>>31206596explain
>>31206542>Why? Because the blue alien space goat chicks (Draenei) are the best, simple as. Elf girls are for normies.
>>312066050
>>31206553>>31206559>>31206561>disgustingI keked. I appreciate the honesty. I hate having facial hair, it's a pain to manage but I am willing to.>>31206548You seem to be the outlier, any idea why?
>>31206535go on, say more.preferably, tell me about your day so far.
>>31206605Taured
>>31206605Just American.
>>31206598yeah my dad started doing a lot of weed when his mid-life crisis started, so since then I never saw it as something particularly cool.>>31206599it would be nice to try once, but yeah I guess so
>>31206588Drugs are best explored safely at home, not at concerts, anyway. I've only ever explored substances solo (except for very recently, very lightly) - the choice should be made free from peer pressure.
>tfw male>tfw have firm A-cups I can flex but they cant be pecs because I dont really exercise much so it myst be some weird gyno>my nipples are fine, thoughI feel very self conscious about this. I am skinny and low bodyfat so its not because of weight.
>>31206612No
>>31206593>I was about to post that pic. Good taste.Based and thanks. They truly are precious treasures
>>31206605>Japanese girls are the bestWhy is that? Genuinely curious, wondering how it compares to japanese guys I've been with
>>31206412I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.
>>31206618fake
>>31206617disgusting, if you don't work out you should have a completely flat chest as a male. you have the worst of both worlds.
>>31206601I would exercise a lot more if sweat wasn’t a thing. I don’t think it’s vain to want to look good while you work out. Oh and execute all bike thieves.
Either gender, what's worse when trying to date the opposite gender:>being an older man with a very low body count or no sexual experience at allOr>being a woman and having a very high body count
>>31206617My first bf had something like that, I loved him
>>31206216Decide where you want to be, and work towards that.Don't just drift from random choice to random choice.
>>31206605Asian women are ugly, at least for me.Would bang any other race.
>>312066052, one of my and an austrian girl
>>31206605At least 10 and Colombian and Puerto Rican pussy is immaculate. Almost worth putting up with the loud ass women attached to it.
>>31206535Hey Siri, reorder my goldfish crackers on Amazon
>>31206629FThis one >being a woman and having a very high body countHell on earth
>>31206625why do women find mens sexuality funny when its on a meme but horrifying when i hit on them?
>>31206629MaleThe first. The woman has clearly had no trouble attracting men, but the aging virgin hasn't attracted anyone and there's probably a good reason.
>>31206631NTA, but what if I enjoy the freedom of making decisions and choices as they come? I used to be the type to work towards a goal, but ever since I went travelling during my gap year I've enjoyed that sense of freedom and have never been able to get my mindset back to longterm planning.
>>31206591I can't speak for women and what they might find weird or offputting, so you'll have to ask them. But the girls I've been with loved it when I was louder, regardless of the noises I made>>31206580>You think so? Those are totally different skills to me.I feel like they're all pretty similar because they're all intimate physical contact.> If nothing else, he can just sit there while I grind on his leg.Fair enough, I guess you stay winning>>31206584Would you have simply watched from the sidelines? I would have strongly preferred if you actually showed interest in me if so, would have gotten to experience a lot more then. Sliding your hands all over
>>31206625Cant blame you, he cute.
>>31206605White trash Anglo Saxon and Nigerian/GuayananMy ex (black girl) was the best
>>31206628yep I agree. that's why I also workout at home with my very minimal equipment rather than at gym. no matter how good the air-conditioning is, I always get mega sweaty at gyms since being around strangers while working out makes me anxious, and thus sweaty. but if I take 5 min breaks between sets at home I can pretty much work out without noticeably sweating.
>>31205773:)
>>31206629F, I guess the first one because it specifies little experience? This doesn’t seem equal at all.
>>31206640One is generic and devoid of context and the other is directed at me
>>31206595>I'm thinking about playing Valorant but it looks hard.The thing with these games is that it matches you with people of a similar skill level, so regardless how much you struggle, you should end up somewhat evenly matched.
>>31206275I blew an entire year of school on games.No more playing games.
>>31206629I don't think either is badf
>>31206617thats normal that you can flex. if your tits really feel weird and sensitive/uncomfortable to touch then you have gyno. its a sign that your tits are growing
>>31206605ThreeRussian girls are pretty wild
what’s the ladies’ equivalent of a guy hitting the gym in hopes of getting more female attention, only to end up getting exclusively male attention asking for workout tips etc?
>>31206595>>31206654You will be berated and called slurs, be warned
>>31206450Idk if I will, honestly. Dating a guy would simplify the whole kids thing down the road.
>>31206659Becoming a girlboss who don’t need no man
>>31206658That was my experience too, she fucked like it was the last time she'd ever get dick. At the time I don't think I had the experience to satisfy her properly
>>31206659Probably dying your hair pink and only getting compliments from other women, or nerdy shy guys (who basically don't count as men)
>>31206659I guess painting your nails with fun colors and paying a lot of attention to what you dress etcOnly other women will notice, men are aloof to those things (even if it directly impacts their perception of you)
>>31206659Looksmaxxing - applying make-up, becoming fashionable, makes you way more friends with women. I was hit on more when I looked 'plain' hot.
>>31206652>>31206652is it cause im ugly too?
>>31206299If you are skinny and no abs the you are skinnyfat.12% body fat.
>>31206647Yeah, working out at your own pace is a huge benefit too. I always feel pressured to take shorter breaks (or none at all) at a gym, because I imagine everyone is mad at me for hogging the machines. Plus at home I can do all the embarrassing grunts I want, haha
>>31206515>she wants to be somebody's mommy AND girlfriendis this real? Want
>>31206659If you are posting on Female Dating Strategy and you aren't black, it's over for you
>>31206676yes it is real and yes they are out there
I hate being woman so much.Foids are always retarded and we have small skulls and big hips like farm animals It's just disgusting I hope I will be man in next life, being a subhuman with bleeding hole is disgusting and shouldn't be legalI fucking hate myself, >Inb4 trannyWow I never noticed
>>31206638>>31206641What makes you say that?>>31206649Isn't it generally agreed upon that the male equivalent to a woman decreasing her "worth" is not having any sexual experience by a certain age?>>31206656You don't think either have any issues dating?
>>31206626https://voca.ro/12QU0XX8OTmA
>>31206673No, it's more likely because I don't know you
>>31206658>>31206669ALL Russian women are thots
>>31206672It doesn't, other women see you as competition when you looksmaxx
>>31206683stop anon. its too late
>>31206601>getting immediately sweaty 5 min into my bike tripsI come home from my bike trips fucking SOAKED. Whenever I take rests that are too long, it starts clinging & feels cold and I hate it.Fucking hate bike thieves too, I knew people who would steal bikes just for a single ride & then abandon it elsewhere
>>31206662Yeah that’s fine, it’s good to plan for the future. There’s no need to continue down dead ends, even ones with great tits. You’ve learned about yourself, and that’s what matters.
>>31206682Being a whore is worser than being a man with no pussy
How much is one male life worth?
>>31206609lol I like them too. Them and the cow people are pretty cool.>>31206629>being an older man with a very low body count or no sexual experience at allYou can make the number go up, though.>being a woman and having a very high body countYou'll basically just be abused forever.>>31206631I'm easily contented, though>>31206654>>31206660Oh okay. Is it like Rainbow Six Siege?>>31206655Wow, literally everyone I know who plays games hates games.>>31206659Being kind of bitchy but also having good grades
>>31206683Atoga, what's your favorite diss track?
>>31206690I do really miss tits in my face, though. I'm very torn. We'll see how things go with my bestie and ex tonight. If I get any sort of closure, I'll reevaluate my thoughts.
>>31206674There's an option you aren't considering. Guys who've never really worked out properly rarely have muscles.
>>31206657Nah, they dont feel much different than grabbing and flexing my arm. Other than if I rub my nipple I guess, that tickles, but I think thats normal. I have had tits since I was a child, like on pictured where I am 8
>>31206694Wow. She must be incredibly strong, or must have been running on immense amounts of adrenaline, to be able to stab him over a hundred times. That's not easy.Amazing.
>>31206659>>31206668This, because I'm girl bossing to get bitches and all I hear is, "You don't need no man." Yeah, no shit, Jess. I need you to sit on my face, you straight cunt.
>>31206694A miserable little pile of secrets
>>31206694Many such cases. This happens both with men and women. It's all a game of how rich are you to get the best lawyers.
>>31206675yeah that's how I felt too, even if I was trying to just chill and listen to music between sets, I always felt awkward sitting or standing around for more than like 2 minutes. I've never felt the need to grunt when I workout but I probably just don't do it hard enough bc I barely have any plates or enough weights at home lol. but what is also nice at home is that while I generally avoid dressing in a revealing way outside, at home I can wear the skimpy shorts and small tops and not feel insecure/awkward lol
>>31206691Is it though? The woman still gets lots of sex, so she's at least sexually satisfied. And there are guys out there who don't care about how many partners a woman has, or has low self-respect, so they'll date anyone.>>31206695>You can make the number go up, though.Incredibly hard to do at a certain age.
>>31206694This is the girl who had "weed" induced psychosis and stabbed her boyfriend, herself and a dog.The police had to tase her multiple times to bring her down.Fun fact, the boyfriend's roommate also had a severe reaction after taking a hit of the stuff eariler in the day and she was pressured into taking a second hit when she felt weird after the first one
>>31206672I’ve noticed too, I just tell myself that I’m so incredibly hot in makeup that it intimidates men into freezing in their tracks>>31206681Weird post>>31206682> Isn't it generally agreed upon that the male equivalent to a woman decreasing her "worth" is not having any sexual experience by a certain age?I’ve never heard this. And you can get experience with just one person, so I don’t see how body count matters either
>>31206682>What makes you say that?I believe I was pretty clear. An older virgin man in this day and age is a failure. being on the wrong side of 30 and still having no dating success is a clear sign that there's something wrong with you. I say this as an aging virgin myself.Dating is easier for women in general, and a girl with a high body count at least hasn't had much trouble attracting people in the past.
>>31206681big hips are better for running, notice how all the animals who are good at running have wide hips. and women make better snipers than men. women are better at all sorts of things.
>>31206672yeah makeup is something that appeals to women more than men, especially the grosser types
Have you ever been rude to a restaurant worker? My brother has a bad habit of it and I hate to think of how many times people have spit in his food.
>>31206699if they dont feel weird or uncomfortable when you wear shirts, then its a sign that they're not actively growing, which is good. yeah nipples are sensitive/ticklish but gynecomastia makes you really feel uncomfortable when your nipples/breasts are touched, sometimes even mildly nauseous
>>31206694About $2.50>>31206706Oh yes that’s really nice too! At home, the only guy who stares at me is my cat.
>>31206695>Oh okay. Is it like Rainbow Six Siege?Functionally, perhaps, but from a gameplay perspective it's very different, rainbow six siege is a completely different style of game.If you want a game to compare it to, it's more like csgo but you get some abilities to throw around & be funkyI definitely don't recommend playing csgo as a woman though because you will likely get eaten alive and have a horrible time (unless you for some reason enjoy being abused)Valorant on the other hand has a pretty big female playerbase
>>31206716No. And the people who are need to get some karma.
>>31206716F. I try very hard to be courteous, but I've been rude once or twice because of misplaced frustration.
>>31206679please... don't give me a hope for something I can never have fulfilled...
>>31206708She will be called whore by everyone normal and only man whores will date her. Her children and parents will be ashamed of her. Awesome.
>>31206714Nta but you absolute liar. These hips fucking suck for running that's why I got an exercise bike. How many female proffessional runners do you see with wide hips?
>>31206700See>>31206709Supposedly our brains normally limit the extent to which we can use our strength to prevent injury but being in the "right" mental state or full of the right hormones you can bypass those limits
Any of you also not feel human?
>>31206682>You don't think either have any issues dating?kinda yeah. when you get older, people care less about looks or being "cool", they care more about things like whether you got your life together and if you just simply get along well.and for young women i don't think body count matters that much, 99% of men don't care enough to reject a woman based on that (hardcore incels might though).
>>31206716No, even though I should have been.
>>31206710>I’ve noticed too, I just tell myself that I’m so incredibly hot in makeup that it intimidates men into freezing in their tracksThe two prettiest girls in my college never dated because nobody wanted to approach themTo be fair, they were also kinda stuck up though, for some girls beauty gets to their head & you can sense it
>>31206722be careful what you wish for, hoping for relationships built off a fetish is kind of a meme anon.
>>31206724running is a shit sport anyway DESU NTA
>>31206716i never had a reason to be rude. if the service or food sucks ill just leave a bad review but not let it out on the workers
>>31206726Yes because I'm extremely socially awkward.
>>31206726You ever thought how distinctly human that feeling is? Exactly.
>>31206718>At home, the only guy who stares at me is my cat.based
I'm going to play video games now and VC with some cute moid from discord Bye gen
>>31206726I feel like I'm trapped inside a fleshy prison and want to upgrade myself like in cyberpunk. I want gorilla arms and optic sensors and subdermal plating and sandevistan.
>>31206729>for some girls beauty gets to their head & you can sense itthis is often just people's insecurity speaking>they're hotter than me they must think I'm ugly they're full of themselves!!Schopenhauer writes about this same kind of complex people have about others who are smarter than them
>>31206697Good luck anon. Try to go in with a positive mindset, and assume the best of everyone… I say that because I often catch myself thinking that exes are angry at me when they’re really not, so it’s best to avoid that pitfall. Your internet buddies are rooting for you <3
>>31206711Learn cause & effect. Having a low amount of sexual partners isn't a bad thing as a man, regardless of age, it can be a sign he's fucked up but it's no indicator by itself.Simply talking to someone like that for 10 minutes will show you whether they simply have not had many partners or whether they're insufferable
>>31206695>literally everyone I know who plays games hates games.vidya definitely has weakened me greatly in life. I'd rather have started methamphetamine than dota 2
>>31206724doesn't matter *how* wide their hips are, women naturally have wider hips than men even if you don't need some kind of anime hips to be good at running long distances of course.
>>31206735Animals do that too. Birds will imprint on the wrong animal or cats that grew up with dogs acting distinctly not cat like and vice versa
>>31206710>I’ve never heard this. And you can get experience with just one person, so I don’t see how body count matters eitherI've seen it on here and Reddit all the time. Also, even with some women, only being with one isn't really enough.>>31206711That's what I'm saying.
>>31206715Men still like lipstick though, right?
>>31206716I am very courteous to anyone doing their job, if they do it moderately well because I know it can feel dehumanizing with how many people don't treat you as a person. I have however been to a place where the waiter was an absolute dick & I didn't put up with it. It's not some free pass to be an asshole
>>31206737hf thanks for posting pics even if they were of twinks
>>31206726All the time brotherman/sisterwoman
>>31206737Have fun with your gay moid.
>>31206648Fat women always seem to have massive standardsI don't know how they manage it
>>31206716Kill your brother please
>>31206741>Schopenhauer writes about this same kind of complex people have about others who are smarter than themI was the smartest girl in my school, and this definitely hindered boys approaching me. Immediately improved once I met people outside of academics/ went to university where the men were smarter.
>>31206742Really needed this, thank you. I appreciate it. I just hope I can help anyone as much when they're going through something similar.
>>31206740F btw
I saw a hot girl at my hotel. Now I saw her again in the hotels gym. She was alone. Should I go and harass her? Aka ask her for drinks
>>31206645It's the tiny waist and the slutty piercing for me jgkufnkfd
>>31206730
>>31206737I hope he records your voice and jerks off to it without your consent
>>31206731True>>31206747It does matter how wide they are though. Its so hard to do any kind running with these hips because they're so wide and heavy it makes it hard to move at all. Upper body is completely fine no problems
>>31206765Miss the shots you don’t take
>>31206741>this is often just people's insecurity speakingThe people who deem them as such or the people like that themselves? Because genuinely everyone around them hated them. They simply looked down on others.
>>31206719Oh okay yeah, a lot of people say valorant girls are basic but a lot of my friends play and they say it's fun>(unless you for some reason enjoy being abused)what kind of things do they say?>>31206745dayum
>>31206769Thinking abt this makes my kitkat tingle
>>31206716No, not even when it was probably deserved.>>31206723Sex positivity has been really pushed in the mainstream though, so the only people really calling her a whore are incels. >>31206727>looks don't matter past a certain ageFucking kekAlso that just tells me that women with a high body count have it easier.>>31206743>Learn cause & effect. Having a low amount of sexual partners isn't a bad thing as a man,I mean, if he wants to be a sexual person and date, it's going to be seen as a red flag, vs. if he's just cool with it.
>>31206760I should make clear it's not just regarding the opposite sex either in that example. People will assume negative things about someone brighter than them even if that person has no ill intentions at all
>>31206750On occasion, not as default. I see it as dressing up
Men, what kind of things make you feel intimidated when talking to a girl?
>>31206737Have fun anon, don't forget to tease him
>>31206777Ntahttps://youtu.be/om0IrE6OrwE?si=_PUjGkNrLyuPrLSq
>>31206760I’m getting a flashback to when my crush told me that my high SAT score was a turnoff, thanks anon…
>>31206785Nothing, she can't do anything to me physically and that's all my monkey brain cares about
>>31206785blonde hair and blue eyesmy first crush looked like this and absolutely made fun of me to other girls and rejected me over and over and laughed in my face, now I completely freeze up around anyone that looks like this.
>>31206752Thanks here is one one more>>31206756>gay He only fucks girls in our pussies >>31206769That would be so hot i hope he do Now I'm actually going lolBye gen
>>31206750A swipe of nude/skin toned lipstick is fine, but juicy red lips is too much for daily life imo
>>31206785You mean other than them just talking with me?
>>31206785Everything about women is intimidatingI'd rather be waterboarded than talk to a girlSuch mean, vicious creatures
>>31206785Cleavage and big titty. Eye contact.When she is very pretty.
>>31206785Um, basically anything. No matter the topic, all my knowledge about it leaves my head when a pretty girl talks about it, and I feel like an idiot.
>>31206788I will dw
>>31206777>what kind of things do they say?They'll dehumanize you, call you whatever slur they feel is appropriate, call you both a fat pig and an anorexic insecure girl and will kick you the second they find out you're a girl.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rArAGeFXRNQhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/eji7OoZuMGwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/WIICX1yKx0s
>>31206785When I'm attracted to her.
>>31206717Nah I never felt that, I am only uncomfortable in the sense I dislike how it looks.
>>31206785I can't think of anythingIf she's smarter, that's great, she'll help me learn things If she's stronger, that's great, she'll encourage me to get strongerIf she earns more, that's great, means if we have a family it'll be easier to raise children and take more time off to be with them
girlshow do you feel about sims 3 vs sims 4?
I need a mommy gf who will love me and take care of me like my mommy never did. Sorry if this post disgusted you women
women exist to serve men and make us happy.
>>31206785cat-eye makeup
>>31206785It's not intimidating, it's just not funI'm autistic so I'm not exactly a fun typeBut when one talks to women, the guy has to be fun, which I am not, and the woman never holds any interestIt's just not worth it.
>>31206785I don’t know about “intimidated”, but if her boobs are emphasized in any way, even under her clothes, I go through a rush of emotions, including embarrassment for staring, happiness because boobs good, frustration that I’m a pathetic sex monkey who’s so easily distracted, anger that she’s being hot on purpose (this one is irrational but it still happens)…Girls should be aware that their mere presence makes a guy’s head spin like this. Not casting blame, just something to take into account.
>>31206813I've got big feelings about this. Whilst I've not played Sims 4, I've watched gameplay and I have no interest in it. It's a complete step backwards from Sims 3, imo. That game was the zenith of the series. Last time I bought a physical game disc!
>>31206785If she’s hot AKA pink nips
>>31206409B team level. I used to train martial arts 3x a week, won some cups.Had zero effect on my lack of success with the girls.
>>31206797Only in pussies? Not mouth or butt or boobies? How quaint.
>>31206813The little sims in sims 3 look like uncanny plastic/latex dolls, so I gotta mod it to play it, meanwhile sims 4 looks OK but there's just no content there even with dlc, so I just don't play it besides for using create a sim every once in a while. In the end I do have a lot more hours on 3 than 4
>>312068133 is so much better.
>>31206822Good tastegreen flag
>>31206777The latest trend in gaming is being told by married guys that I should have a threesome with his wife… and if you don’t play along, you’re kicked for “not taking a joke”
>>312068133 is better. I played a lot of 4 but 3 is so much better
>>31205861Just get a bidet and get a endoscopy and a Colonoscoy
Women, how do you feel about Sydney Sweeny? She is completely devoid of talent and is only famous for her fat knockers.
>>31206813Crusader Kings 2
>>31206814I'd do it. You have to look after me sometimes too though
>>31206779Please don’t use my favourite candy like this
The poll about 77% of females wanting to be cold approached has a false premise. Foids fantasize about the Chad approaching them, they still despise average men doing it or they just answered the question without the implication that they would date or fuck the random guy approaching and just enjoy being validated for their looks.
>>31206836Idk who that is, but tittymonsters being popular for being tittymonsters isn't new. They deserve to be bullied. Sexually. By me.
>>31205938Chamomile Raspberry Lemon Cinnamon
>>31206840what's a hot approach?
>>31206836Don't have strong feelings on her. Thought I'm less inclined to shitting on her from the get go just because she's attractive.
>>312068133. The only people who say 4 are people with ahitty laptops that can't run 3.
>>312068134 sucks, 2 is still best. I still remember buying the expansion discs for 1 at the store. 5 when?
>>31206837is it rly that good. considering buying>ck3 agot/matilda only player
>>31206780Nah, try harder troon. You specifically asked about older men without experience. They don't have it hard because experience and looks matter more when one is young.
>>31205966Yea he also is the vegan anon. It's you isnt it?
>>31206836I don’t know her, but my instinct is to assume she’s actually talented and you’re just a coomer.
>>31206813Wtf this gets the girls talking...
>>31206856it's almost as if women are just like everyone else and like talking about their interests.
>>31206842what, like using their tits as a punching bag?
>>31206847>I still remember buying the expansion discs for 1 at the storeI've still got the box set in the attic upstairs. My parents used to confiscate the 'Hot Dates' and other sexual-themed ones hehe
>>31206034I wouldn't care
>>31206741>SchopenhauerHe could be right, but considering this guys personal life I would take his opinion on such matters with a grain of salt. Even his own mother thought he was completely insufferable
>>31206856>>31206857I'm genuinely surprised there's that many femanons in the thread right now, even after that one twinklover left to play with some guy she likes
>>31206850>troonI'm a cismale, retard. And looks and experience still matter to older woman. I'd argue that it's even worse with experience, because women in their 30's expect you to have had a decent amount of experience by then.
>>31206844A friend of theirs feeding you information beforehand and playing it like it was a random meeting.
>>31206861Based parents. Mine wouldn’t let me buy the Makin’ Magic one because it’s “satanic”
>>31206848If you like 3 keep playing it, 2 is just more autistic
>>31206051I have done that, it's similar to a vido someone once posted on sfw thread. I ocassionally day dream I do
>>31206843Is this all together or as separate drinks?
>>31206864We lurk. I only respond to things that look interesting. But now I'm going to bed
>>31206864women are just as curious about men as men are about women. it's just that when these thread just become gender was screeching, you're less likely to have women act well, nice.
>>31206865>"male">acts like a tranny>hates that women don't want him because he's like a woman in a mans bodyNo wonder you're so bitter kek
>>31206844When you know the female already before approaching her.
>>31206051My chest is too flat and bony for this. Men would prefer a girl with nice soft pillows in reality.
>>31206530Making noise during sex is a female thing. Literally "Female Copulatory Vocalisation ".Purpose is to call nearby males over for a gang bang.
>>31206838Really? I would. Would you also be strict with me sometimes?
>>31206878God this site is fucking retarded.
>>31206864Women just lurk when the thread reverts to gender slapfights and incelposting, which is often, but we’re here
>>31206887Act like a whiny tranny, get treated like a whiny tranny.
>>31206873Sweet dreams anon>>31206876I feel like the demographics are simply skewed a lot more towards men, both for 4chan as a whole and on atoga itself>>31206889I mean honestly, I tend to leave then as well, no point posting when the thread is just shitflinging>>31206884Have you had women tell you they DON'T like it?
>>31206822>>31206827>>31206829>>31206834>>31206846>>31206847>>31206870>>31206887>>31206876good to know that we're a united front
>>31206886Dunno if I can do that, I've got the back bone of a bendy straw
>>31206887It is if you keep responding seriously to trolls
>>31206808When she's my boss/supervisor and puts on her "stern mommy" voice because I've fucked up. It also gives me a raging boner.
>>31206894>I feel like the demographics are simply skewed a lot more towards men, both for 4chan as a whole and on atoga itselfYou'd be pleasantly surprised.It's not so much a 80/20 split, as it's more a 60/40 split.
>>31206899I'd argue it's retarded regardless but I did want serious answers.
>>31206302There's workbooks. Also try reading the psychologist professional book. I looked into it because I knew of several people with it. Ngl bpd shouldn't be part of the dsm
>>31206785being female
Oof >>31206901 meant for >>31206785
>>31206785Her perfume. I can’t think when I’m surrounded by a cloud of sex
>>31206889Sometimes if I'm bored enough I egg on the incels a little bit, it's hilarious how easy it isConversely if you want to shut them up, sometimes it works to just bomb them with statistics
>>31206785Physical proximity, eye contact, smiling, if she wears nice clothes, if she wears heels, eye makeup, cleavage (because it's hard not to glance at it). And confidence.
guys/girls, gimme tips on what to whack it to. specify gender, i wanna see how different the answers are
>>31206897So you would spoil me then?
Should I move to a moderately expensive apartment in the city where I'm close to my friends and my boss (he drives me to meetings with clients)Or one that is fitting my budget but away from everybody?
>>31206863>but considering this guys personal life I would take his opinion on such matters with a grain of saltI really hope you are trolling because this is peak reddit midwit shit to say.His mother was an abusive and bitter person. You side with her because she is a woman.This is why I can't stand being around normies.
>>31206908You're female when you talk to a girl but male otherwise? I'd be intimidated then as well, that's weird
>>31206915
>>31206511No. I like guys that are around 29 to over my age
>>31206919don't break bank trying to make friends
>>31206920His mother was far from the only person who detested him
>>31206915MGo jerk off to yourself in a mirror
>>31206907>Ngl bpd shouldn't be part of the dsmWhy not?And what's the psychologist professional book?
>>31206716Never but restaurant workers are rude to me sometimes, I'm always polite and nice.
>>31206926>someone didn't like him!!!when shitwits turn to "um wow, just wow," psychologizing it only proves him more correctMass literacy was a mistake an anons like this prove it. I actually weep that stupidity on your level is not just common, but the norm.
>>31206629> older man with a very low body count or no sexual experienceThese are not equivalent anon
>>31206794I love you. People told me i was intimidating, and I was like, how can I be intimidating I'm a girl, I didn't get it. It seemed weird to me.>>31206796God, I've heard a bunch of stories like that. Literally evil shit.>>31206799There's nothing to be afraid of, they're more scared of you than the opposite.>>31206800You never know until you know.>>31206802How much eye contact is intimidating?>>31206804Nothing to be afraid of.>>31206806They kicked her, that's mean.>>31206808Why would you be intimidated if you like her?>>31206812Same.>>31206816Like, heavy? or just any?>>31206819It's okay to talk about normal things too.>>31206821Oh god, this is embarassing. Like, my boobs kinda curve upward so I can't wear shirts that are too thin otherwise it's like my nipple look erect in a very lewd and awkward kind of way.>>31206823How would you even be able to tell.>>31206833That seems unfunny and cringe.>>31206908Why though>>31206901My voice is kind of like, confrontational? I guess that's probably it.>>31206912Do guys really like girl's perfume? I lose my shit when I smell cologne.>>31206914Why would any of that be intimidating, she's just on point?
>>31206931Why not? What would be the equivalent then?
>>31206915old guys with nice voices
>>31206643> t. aimless drifter.
Men, would you play a game more targeted to female audiences for your gf? Just like she would with shooters for you?I made my husband play a game I like with me but I ended up bullying him out of it :(
>>31206913I used to do this, but I got bored, they’re just so dull and repetitive
>>31206932>Why thoughbecause women are the ultimate judge of male value and I'm not up to par
>>31206915MMake use of the femanons efforts and jerk it to the pictures she’s been posting
>>31206750I can only speak for myself, but absolutely not. It's utterly disgusting. Although strictly speaking nail polish is worse.
>>31206932>Do guys really like girl's perfume? I lose my shit when I smell cologne.Girls can smell nice & I'll compliment them on it sometimes (assuming we're somewhat close, feels weird to say it to a random person)But when you're with a girl and she has a specific perfume, that becomes "her" scent and it drives me wild to smell it
>>31206932>how much eye contact is intimidating?Any, I’m autistic
>>31206932>this is embarassingAt least it’s mutual embarrassment then, like we’re just two monkeys wearing clothes that are helpless to our biology. Even a girl taking a deep breath can make me lose my train of thought, because the boobies are pushed out, you see. It can be helpful to know that guys feel vulnerable too.
>>31206932Girls in heavy cat-eye makeup just seem way too plugged in to social hierarchy/games, not my kind of person at all, it puts me on edge
>>31206860Mostly just aggressive grabbing and kissing.
>>31206785The only thing that comes close is if I want something from her because I don't like asking people for things.
I am not going to lie, a woman that tries to kick my sorry ass is way less intimidating than one that gently greets me
>>31206940Sure, like what? Stardew Valley? I’m not good at shooters anyway.
>>31206940I showed my husband sims and other games, on one of them he just cheated himself into being extremely op, on sims he just recreates himself as a hikki artist so he can grind masterpieces and collect them in a huge mansion basement. its kind of like watching a monkey in a human enclosure to see what they do.
>>31206813Didn't try 4. I got in trouble for downloading 3 for free online, so I barely played that one, too. I had the most time and fun with 2.
>>31206940Yeah sure, I like playing VN’s with my women friends. What did you have in mind?
>>31206930You're so easy to trigger lol, you probably simp so hard for him because you are the same, you overinflate your own intelligence and conclude that it's the source of all your problems when really you're just a dick
>>31206945What don’t you like about it? The smell, the texture, the idea of painting her face in general? Low-quality lipstick can be pretty bad, I know.
>>31206932>Why would you be intimidated if you like her?Why wouldn't I be? If she's really hot/pretty/cute, I'm going to think she's way out of my league. I have to work up a nerve sometimes to talk to people I'm not even attracted to, let alone a woman I'm into. And then I'm going to be thinking about all the things that could go wrong in the back of my mind. What if I end up creeping her out and I look like an immense creep and a weirdo in front of everyone?
>>31206915F. I also vote mirror. I do it all the time.
>>31206694Take a look at Ukraine anon.Plenty of videos on /pol/ of the value of men's lives.
>>31206954>>31206958Alicia online (mariokart with horses and magic spells for items)>>31206956Ok but that sounds kinda based
>>31206940Yes, but honestly I probably wouldn't enjoy it that much. Stardew is fine I guess (Rune Factory is better though), but I don't enjoy the Sims at all. There's no game to the Sims, it's just watching your Sims (children) be incompetent at life without you (mom) being around to nag them and buy them things.Also I don't typically play shooters.
>>31206959Insecure, unoriginal mediocrities such as yourself should pipe down when discussing people objectively more intelligent, more important and more influential than themselves.Genuinely subhuman slave behavior.
>>31206940Of course, if she's interested I'll give it a go. If I don't enjoy it, I would rather just set her on my lap and watch her play though
>>31206964Weird but sure.Are you the same anon that picked speaking to animals when the powers question came up?
>>31206956>be male>try to enjoy the sims>end up rejecting romance because I prefer controlling one character>spend all my time sleeping, working, or grinding skills in the basement>at some point, I realize I’ve been watching my Sim self use his computer for hours>turn it off and go outsideI don’t like how the Sims makes me feel
>>31206962based, keep converting women into self-shlickers
>>31206932>It's okay to talk about normal things tooNot really because we're on two different wavelengthsYou can't handle my level of autism and I can't handle your level of normie
>>31206932It’s intimidating because men pride themselves on being strong and unflappable, but a cute girl all dolled up bypasses all our defenses and makes us weak in the knees
>>31206964>(mariokart with horses and magic spells for items)Sounds like it could be fun in theory, is it? I tried some other kart game with my gf and it sucked absolute ass, I forget what it wasOh right, it was disney speedstormI could pitch it to her if it's good
>>31206972No but animals are usually a main interest for women so not surprised
>>31206714>big hips are better for runningAll those women destroying male records at everything from 100m to 26 miles
>>31206968kek
>>31206949nta, but really? I didn’t know it had that reputation at all, I just use it because it’s the only eye makeup I know how to do, lol
>>31206962There are no straight women
>>31206960Literally everything, it has no redeeming qualities. I don't like how it looks, I don't like how it feels, I don't like how it tastes, I don't like the idea of her painting her face. Low-quality would make it worse because then it would smear everywhere.I'm attracted to human, not chemical....I can't say I've ever smelled it though.
>>31206974NTA, but the guy that suggested mirror>whack it toI think the implication here is that it's a guyI know a decent amount of girls do it, so I thought it'd be interesting to make a guy do it
>>31206979It's quite goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKSUizYoFQ0&t=39s
>>31206980I’m just surprised there’s another horse girl itt
>>31206915FI challenge you to get off to a close-up video of a woman’s mouth eating gummy bears
Guys what would be a cute way to celebrate us becoming official bf/gf?
>>31206991Why? Horse girl autism is the most common type of girl autism
>>31206974I'm not converting anyone. It's just a fun idea to try, if it doesn't do anything for you that's probs normal.>>31206986There definitely are. Look at this thread.
>>31206991I swear I'm not a horse girl but I am not beyond playing games focused on horses (just not barn activities or dressage related because that's boring)
>>31206964Sounds fun to me, let’s go
>>31206726Yeah. I'm a wild outlier on 4 or 5 different axes.I look at a lot of people and wonder what the fuck they could possibly be thinking.
Good morning to everyone except the anon who said he would murder me last thread then ignored me
>>31206988>I know a decent amount of girls do itFuck off, AGP tranny.
>>31206932You are asian and you have no pink nips. The maths are really simple, anon
>>31206988cringe, only women should do that shit
>>31206993as a guy I usually tried making a gift myselfI love making rings. I made a copper rose for an ex for our aniversary once
>>31206986It’s not gay if it’s yourself anon. At least then I can still rationalize that I’m just doing it to know how guys see me.
>>31206999Nta but did you play barbie horse adventures as a kid?
>>31207001yay!
>>31206983you're trying to save face by claiming you were only pretending to be retarded, it's very transparent
>>31206940SureI'd also be happy if she just played her games while sitting in my lap while I give her simple neck kisses
Mengood birthday gift idea?
>>31206990>can drift with the horses & get a speedboostlolIs the UI & everything in english too since it's a korean game, also does it have a decent flow of newer people entering the game or will we kinda just get demolished/be playing against bots?
>take a creepshot of a slutty girl and leave the flash onHas this ever happened to anyone else?
>>31207010no, was more of a catz/dogz (GBA) and nintendogs person
>>31206785Potential for false sexual assault allegations.
>>31206813>foid>play sims for the first time in 6 years>make self-insert>add in a cuck who will do all the housework>make him green and name him piccolo>make self-insert romance a grandpa alien man>have half-alien kid with him>live happily with old alien husband and my cuck gardener>but, i finally decide to give the cuck a job>he actually starts getting higher and higher ranks in the military and becomes successful>decide to set him free like the girlboss he is>tfw my alien husband dies and self-insert is left as a single mom with an interracial baby and a liberal arts degree>change focus to the cuck and make him start living his best life going to the gym and romancing women4chan has changed me
>>31207021I feel like you and my sister would get along lol
>>31206927>>31206962>>31206974alright im doing this, what should I look at?>>31206944I'm more into meaty than skinny, but the guy with the piercing made me feel funny things>>31206992I think it would be difficult, but I could eventually manage? I think it'd be easier if she was wearing nice lipstick...
>>31207015it's mostly in english yes, and it's a private server since the og server went kaput. but we've had a gigantic influx of new horse girls and they keep coming (since other online horse games suck balls)
>>31206992NTA but that doesn't even sound remotely difficult>>31206993I think "becoming official bf/gf" is weird. I always hated this idea of making it official or whatever. I think you should just kinda sense when you mesh well with another person and as things continue you just get in a relationship togetherHowever, if you must do something, I'd say a homecooked meal
>>31206990It actually seems pretty fun, pretty goofy but fun. Was not expecting a Korean/japanese horse racing game though
>>31207024this made me kkkkk
If I said "good morning" to her 2 days in a row and she responded positively, should I ignore her on the 3rd day and say it again on the 4th day like nothing happened?
>>31207030a gem in a sea of bad horse games for sure
>>31206949How is pic related intimidating (not me).>>31206946That's actually really hot.>>31206948A bunch of people have told me to stop breathing before, is that really why? I just thought they wanted me to like, fuck off.>>31206951Same, actually.>>31206961That's cute, lol.>>31206977By like what? Just existing?>>31207005I'm half asian, and yes I do, you didn't even answer the question.>>31207023I actually get that. Shit is scary.
>>31207026>alright im doing this, what should I look at?your favorite part of yourselfor your lewdest part of yourselfyour most embarrassing pose you can perform while still seeing yourself in the mirror
>>31207014Any food he likes.
>>31206950That sounds like it would land you a sexual assault charge, pls be careful. Titcows have feelings too.
>>31207003Good morning anon
>>31206785mocked in their group chat
>>31206876> women are just as curious about menThis is demonstrably not the case.
>>31207026Lipstick is ok, sensual mouth sounds are ok, as long as only the mouth is visible. I’m interested in just how much guys like that kind of thing.
>>31207004Could you stop having trannies live rent free in your mind please
>>31207057>I’m interested in just how much guys like that kind of thing.need lipstick marks all over my body...
MenShould I feel guilty for eyeing up my cousin's gf when they were getting frisky in public when they thought no one was looking? a side of me says I should feel bad for voyeuring but the other says they put themselves in that predicament
>>31207042all this only applies if you're a foid though
>>31206999thoughts on Secret of the Magic Crystals
>>31207012Let me guess, my unwillingness to waste time "debating" you will also be taken as "proof" that I'm somehow inferior. Failure to respond to any of your future screed will be taken similarlyFeel like I'm a cretin if you want, I'm off to cook delicious food
>>31207026>what should I look at?I think you'll find out what you enjoy looking at as you do it
>>31207071No, looking at attractive things is normal
>>31206953>>31206932Forgor to reply whoopsie
>>31207057how would I even find a video like that?
>>31207074>Secret of the Magic CrystalsI'm very animation/animal oriented so when the animations are bad like that it makes me sad... It seems ambitious though!
>>31207041>That's actually really hot.I figured it's the same for girls, no? Colognes can smell nice, but if you have a man and he frequently wears the same scent, that scent becomes his and smelling it makes you think so strongly of him
>>31207057ntaA lot, asmr is popular and sometimes I will jerk it to mouth fetish vids on pornhub. Remi Reagan is pretty good. Though I will admit she doesn’t fit your strict definition of mouth only being visible
>>31205813M, 33
>>31207071Nag, but one could argue that's what they wanted to happen because they were being so public about it. Don't say anything weird but I see no harm in looking.
>>31207041>not only am I attractive, but I can make myself even MORE attractive with just a little makeup, and there’s nothing you can do about it!That’s scary. Girls have so much power over us.
Men what makes a girl not intimidating to you in both a neutral and a good way?
>>31207086Yeah it suffers from being old, I feel like it got very popular even among non horse fans (even I as a guy played it for a bit) so it's the only one I could really think of on the spotWhat are some of your favorite horse games, or hell, animal games? For example, did you like nintendogs?
>>31207088fuck man, it gets weird when you break up and you smell the same perfume when in public.shit just snaps you out of whatever you were doing
>>31207083It’s a surprisingly common fetishYou can find videos of women eating just about anything, and people pay to see itI’d argue that it’s part of the appeal of mukbang videos, toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NsFbwdGaJk
>>31207003>then ignored meI wasn't ignoring you, I was simply preparingUnless you're talking about the actual insane weirdo that ended up getting banned, I don't want to pretend to be that guy
>>31207088F, can confirm. Husband has a hugo boss cologne that he wears for like 7yrs now. He only wears it on big occasions and it makes me froth at the mouth as if my pussy's got rabies in the most inconvenient settings like weddings or Christmas parties
Men, what's the most degenerate fantasy you have?
>>31207099>getting ignored>acting down to earth
>>31207099There is no way for women to not be intimidating unless you already know and are comfortable with them
>>31207106What insane weirdo? I'm talking about the guy who offered to kill that other anon for a small fee and I was like oh oh me too. Did he get banned?
>>31207077>will also be taken as "proof" that I'm somehow inferior.No, actually, your original post already did that. My desire is for you to shut up, think before typing out a response, and learn some humility.You are literally a nobody and so am I. Trying to dismiss Schopenhauer because he hurts you feelings or because you think he had "mommy issues" is just pathetic, sniveling retard behavior.
>>31207100Nintendogs on the DS was great, the 3Ds one was just okay. Wolfquest is one I liked but it's not really good.But the top picks are Okami, Panzer Dragoon Zweii and Pokémon (Monster Hunter Stories 2 and RDR2 as honorable mentions). I'm counting animal games as in any game that takes animals/creatures into focus.
men never act intimidated around me at all. what does that mean?
>>31207099You'd have better luck asking what makes them intimidatingAnd the answer is, the closest the girl is to my ideal the more shy I get. On the plus side it makes me more likely to ask her our but I'll be lowkey panicking when I do.
>>31207101yeah that is the struggleI imagine it's also an issue if the cologne is a popular choice>>31207108Have you ever bought another bottle of the same scent for him? Does he know what it does to you? It seems odd to not lean into it and put it on just for you occasionally if he knows
>>31207111>getting ignoredWhat did anon mean by this?
>>31207071What did you exactly see
>>31207099>neutralbeing someone I have no interest in but not so gross I want to avoid them>goodhaving a welcoming personality, smiling, inviting me to hang out with her, being sociable and talking to me when I'm clearly hanging out near youI knew a girl who did this and it was amazing, shame she moved though
>>31207125whats hard to understand?
>>31207109I'm embarrassed to say but>only doing oral and anal with a woman to avoid pregnancybecame a lewd fantasy of mine very quickly.
>>31207121Maybe you’re just missing the signals? I guarantee they’re at least a little nervous. You have the power to disrupt male brain waves.
>>31206933> Why notLow body count is not indicative of lack of sexual experience, in men or women.If you are in long-term committed relationships then you will have a low body count. Only question is your openness to trying new things.
>>31207051what kinds of stuff did they say?>>31206953I'm actually very polite, I noticed it makes a lot of guys uncomfortable.>>31207088Man this made me depressed.>>31207098lol what should she do, she wants to impress you.
>>31207105There’s no way anyone actually—>open video>thanks to my patreon subscribers!Welp. Maybe I should try this, mommy needs a new pair of shoes.
>>31207121Just because I don't show that I'm intimadeted doesn't mean I'm not intimadeted.
>>31207134Nta, being in long term committed relationships is not indicative of sexual experience either
>>31207121because being intimidated and acting intimidated arent the same thing. as a man you arent supposed to show youre intimidated even if you are. I'll be intimidated as fuck, but i'll never show it
>>31207133idk i feel like men are always chill and normal around me. but maybe it's because i'm generally very awkward & nervous, and that makes them feel at ease? at least that's how it is for me, if i'm around someone more awkward it's easier to be chill.
>>31207138>what kinds of stuff did they say?fuck if I know, dont even know if I wasbut the point is that it definetly happens if you fumble, and girls talk especially if you live in a town or city that are small
>>31207147Nta but this post is literally me
>>31206932>Why would any of that be intimidating, she's just on point?>Physical proximityBecause I'm not usually comfortable being close to other people, it applies to men as well but moreso to women.>eye contact>eye makeupIt's hard to focus when looking at pretty eyes.>smilingBecause it doesn't happen often and I read too much into it.>if she wears nice clothes, if she wears heelsFeeling inadequate for my basic, "not sharp" outfit.>cleavageHeterosexuality issue.>confidenceJust don't know how to handle confident women. They're rare anyway.
>>31207121Have you tried threatening them with guns?
>>31207150fren
WomenWhy do you get so sensitive when men joke about menstruation? Lile when they say o "she is in one of those days" and things like that? I get is condescending but sometimes it's true isn't it?
>>31207115When I woke up & checked my phone, it said 38 posts had gotten deleted, I took a glance at some & saw some pure schizo talking about murdering people in the thread or their sisters or some shit>>31207120If you like pokemon, consider trying out temtem and/or cassette beasts, me and my gf played cassette beasts together and while it has some bugs it was good fun. My GF was struggling with picking favorites because she loved so many of the designs. Temtem I just watch her play>OkamiA classic, good taste>Panzer Dragoon ZweiiInteresting and obscure choice, a rail shooter was the last thing I was expecting>>31207138>Man this made me depressed.I'm sorry anon, that wasn't my intention. I was just pointing out something small & "plain" can still have a strong effect.
>>31207124>put it on just for you occasionally if he knowsgiwtwm
>>31207128Is the woman being ignored or are you being ignored?
>>31207159me
>>31207155imo it's one of the mildest "anti-women" jokes men make, so especially online i don't care about it at all
>>31207155Because I have legitimate reasons to be upset. It's not menstruation, no matter how much you try to trivialize my anger.
>>31207164>no matter how much you try to trivialize my anger.I mean women do this shit to us all the time.
>>31207155It's the insinuation that whatever we're mad about is irrational, not the fact that they're talking about periods.
>>31207158You wish you were the person putting it on for someone or you wish you had someone putting it on to drive you wild?Would you do the same for your man, because I'm telling you it's the same for us, especially if it's usually reserved for special occasions.If I ask if something was planned or why you put it on and you say you put it on just for me, I'm carrying you straight to bed.
>>31207156>If you like pokemon, consider trying out temtem and/or cassette beasts, me and my gf played cassette beasts together and while it has some bugs it was good fun. My GF was struggling with picking favorites because she loved so many of the designs. Temtem I just watch her playI did look into temtem but I wasn't too sold on it just because it was so close to Pokémon already (and I already play all the mainline games and do shiny hunts there). Cassette beasts are another thing entirely, I actually have it on my wishlist! I especially like the artstyleA similar one to that that I actually played was Monster Sanctuary (metroidvania but also turn based battles)
>>31207099Exposure therapy
>>31207109Keeping a girl restrained and hooked up to a nutrient iv so I can rape her constantly and not feed her.
>>31207156Damn those posts weren't deleted yet like half an hour ago. I knew it was too good to be true
>>31206670>nerdy shy guys (who basically don't count as men)You fucking cunt, go die
>meet gf in same friend group>hang with gf a lot and less with frens>gf kinda jeleous and paranoid about some of the girls in the group (eventhough they aren't a threat and im very loyal)>get kinda tired of arguing it so drop friendgroup>realise months later this is kinda bullshit and im sick of having no friends or social life>friendgroup groupchat no longer active (they used to plan stuff but its fizzled out but Ive seen they still hang on social media)>dont know how to re make the friends againwtf do I do, I was kinda hoping someone would make plans in the chat and id say to gf im sick of not having friends and sort this out once and for all so I can both have a social life and have gf but now that chats kinda dead and I dont know how to make my next move, this shits like chess.
>>31207041>That's cute, lol.I would think most women are turned off by that
>>31207155>>31207164 is correct. just because im saying things i dont usually complain about during menstruation doesn't mean I'm not thinking them when I'm not menstruating. I'd say menstruation shortens the amount of patience I have for bullshit
>>31207147Yep this is true, if girls are awkward then it’s much easier to approach them. It’s easy to forget women are humans and not perfect angels, but that helps. So you’re not necessarily doing anything bad.
>>31207109OmorashiRecently it’s in the form of the girl being on the verge of pissing herself then giving her a big strong hug she struggles to get out of while she inevitably pisses herself
>>31207099She is married and has kidsShe is friendly to me like my male friends are
>coworker that always gives me the "please don't talk to me" vibe randomly stops by my cubicle this morning>offers some advice/help with a new work task our team was given because she heard me bitching about it to another coworker On one hand, pic relatedOn the other, she's a better person than me. If I don't like someone in my office I ALWAYS let them suffer and dig themselves a hole
all this talk about pokemon-like games made me wonder, does anyone here know of any guides on how to "actually" play pokemon games strategically?i never played pokemon games as a kid, but recently i've gotten into playing pokemon ROM hacks. but, the creators of them say that these are a lot harder than the actual games, and you need strategy and team comp knowledge. how do I get that? can you play these harder hacks blind if the creator has changed every pokemon, or do you need to read all the documentation?>t. f
>>31207138The makeup is fine, and it is impressive, it just works SO well that it’s distressing ;_;
>>31207109Sleep sex :(
I refuse to believe anonymous bpd girl is not neuro ban evading
>>31206659Instagram tier makeupbuying whatever dress is going viral right now on tiltoknail art
>>31207196always ignore namefags
>>31207172>I actually have it on my wishlist! I especially like the artstyleI definitely recommend it then, ESPECIALLY if you have someone to play with. I also found Cassette beasts more interesting & fun than TemTem because it lets itself be different. I also really liked the designs. It has a good mix of cute, cool and weird designs. My favorites were Fungogh which is this mushroom painter guy & Pombomb/Spitzfyre, which is the fire dog from the previous image. For his evolution he just puts on a bomber pilot hat. One of the partners (which is what your coop partner plays, me in this situation) is a little doggy with headphones and his starter beast is a Pombomb. I basically stuck with him for the rest of the game as soon as we found him, which is kind of funny because he can't interact with anything so you're at a distinct disadvantage compared to all the other partners
>>31207109Mother and daughter threesome. (Not related to me).
>>31207171>you wish you had someone putting it on to drive you wild? This>Would you do the same for your manYes>because I'm telling you it's the same for us>If I ask if something was planned or why you put it on and you say you put it on just for me, I'm carrying you straight to bed.Please don't make me feel depressed about my sexless marriage
>>31207184well I definitely hope it's this and not me being mid lol
>>31207193>does anyone here know of any guides on how to "actually" play pokemon games strategically?The guides I do save are geared towards autistic shit like shiny hunts aaaaaAs for the games being "hard" as romhacks, they're never harder than your usual JRPG, so you'll do fine. All you need is the type charts
>>312071931. Learn type effectiveness2. Learn stats spreads of the pokemon you wanna use3. Learn moves the pokemon you wanna use can learn4. Minmax based on points 1-3There's many detailed guides out there, the outline is kind of always the same.One shitty thing about Pokemon are IVs which are some kind of hidden modifier to base stats, but they are generay handled well in rom hacks, good ones at least
>>31207152If a girl is being confident it's a part of her image, you don't really have to do anything differently.>>31207156It's not you, I just thought of a fucked up thing i did.>>31207180I know a few girls who hate guys like that, but they're really bratty and want the guy to do everything.>>31207194distressed is good.
>>31207202I'm a sucker for cute designs like that nghhh
>>31207177I was talking about this anon >>31205244Maybe you can still see the posts because of some extension or something, if you're talking about that schizo
>>31207184Nta. So you're saying accidentally hitting myself in the face with a door in front of a man might be a good thing?
>>31207208i thought i was a bit autistic before, but looking at that i feel like a complete normie, i don't understand any of it lol. but thanks, i do look at type charts while playing. but i do feel like i still don't really understand strategy, or what pokemon work well together. maybe that will just come with time.
>>31207216Yea we're talking about the same anon. I can't see his posts anymore but I'm also phoneposting at the moment
>>31206993Nothing why do you zoomers exaggerate everything
Women, manifested anything good recently?
>>31207193Pokemon games are pretty damn easy to the point where you can beat the game with a single pokemon, the rom hacks are likely aimed at people who are a little familiar with jrpgs, so you'll want to get some team synergy (aka getting pokemon of different types) and be smart with item usage.I think you'll do fine, anon, I'd just give it a shot playing it blindIf a game expects you to read a ton of documentation it's a bad game
praying women can manifest a big, thick, lubed up buttplug into their asses
>>31207229No my life is shit, thanks
>>31207229I tried and failed to manifest only having to do one more coat of paint on my walls
>>31207155It's just a lazy way for a guy to be dismissive and not have to deal with whatever happened to upset her and women know it
>>31207212yeah i think in the one i'm playing currently you can spread the iv stats yourself. i think i didn't put them ideally, but it was interesting to realize that me not knowing i'm the one who needs to decide the iv stats and them being blank beforehand probably did have an effect on the first gym being extremely hard for me lol.and thanks for the tips! i think i have a hard time deciding which moves are the best though, other than just seeing that a pure damage move might be better than another. and i'm a bit too lazy to actually research what moves the pokemon can learn in the future. but i'll improve i hope.
>>31207220Essentially with pokémon and I think it applied to romhacks as well, is that you have 3 main strageties when playing game:1. you overlevel your mon and steamroll (cheese)2. you get a lot of stat boosting moves and make sure to set up and raise those stats before attacking (2 turns of raising sp attack and then spamming the attack move). you can also set up defensive stats to just hit with low damage but survive everything.3. you completely overwhelm your enemies with status moves (confuse, attract, paralyze, sleep) first before attacking
>>31207213>If a girl is being confident it's a part of her image, you don't really have to do anything differently.I know that. I suppose I'm scared of appearing weak in her eyes.
>>31207109White wife and black breeding slave
>>31207166>but mommy she did it first
>>31207206There’s a reason that pretending to be dumb works so well to draw guys in, hehehA little bit of cringe can go a long way towards making guys think of you as dating material
>>31207229my mom used to be in a cult as a young woman and ever since she got into the secret/manifesting things a few years ago, it got much worse. now she's going to "Ted talks" of a guy who promises you can cure your body of illnesses like cancer if you think really hard about it and *~belieev in yooself~*.
>>31207109being the villain of a magical girl anime
>>31207217Lol, actually yes. It makes you less ~flawless~ AND gives him an excuse to rush in and ask if you’re okay. There are less painful ways to show vulnerability, but yeah.
>>31207205I'm sorry anon, I just try to help anons think of what I feel are nice scenarios so they can have a good time and be hopeful, it sucks for the ones in bad relationships.>>31207213>It's not you, I just thought of a fucked up thing i did.Yeah I hate when those thoughts pop into your head and ruin your day. Hopefully you can find more happiness from now on to focus on>>31207214buy it buy it buy itI wish I could find the animated version of Ratcousel, the bottom part spins around & the mice pop in and out a little bit>>31207221Yeah, he won't be around for a little bit unless he ban evades, good riddance
>>31207229Yea but not in a good way, it probably hasn't happened
>>31207240thanks, i think i like strategy 3, and perhaps 2 if there's a chance for it. but i do enjoy rom hacks. there was one long fight in a gym and i kept having to reload it, and it was like a puzzle having to figure out the exact road of decisions to make so that i can actually win
>>31207250Gushing over magical girls?
>>31207252>I wish I could find the animated version of Ratcousel, the bottom part spins around & the mice pop in and out a little bitwtf I love him
I sometimes come off as an incel, when really I just had a very innocent view on women so I get shocked easily by their debauchery.I do not like the world were women like tonbe choked on, spit on, have rape fantasies, casual sex, ext.
>>31207166No we don't. We point out how inconsistent you moids are. You can get stabbed and be like, "Oof, that's gonna hurt in the morning," but then a screw will fall while trying to run it down and you'll punch a fucking hole in the wall.
>>31207263Women are just as human as you, anon. Just as capable of being all the wide ranges of normie up to complete degenerate. Always judge individuals individually.
>>31207258I think if I really pressed my GF that would be her #1 as well.
>>31207245Should have specified black female breeding slave for meSo not a cuck fetish
>>31207257I've never seen it, but I just mean being a monster or something brought in to fight the Sailor Guardians or some other Magical Girl group
>>31207041>How is pic related intimidatingMaybe it's just me but a girl like this looks like she will have no mercy for my geekiness
>>31207268Nta I love this little guy?
>>31207247thanks anon. perhaps I should feel less nervous about being "weird" or too awkward. sadly it doesn't "work" on women as well if you wanna make friends though lol.
>>31205777I only like gta 3 the rest are meh in comparison
>>31207273Consider watching it, it’s literally what you want
>>31207265>but then a screw will fall while trying to run it down and you'll punch a fucking hole in the wall.when someone does that it's a result of bottling it in too much until a tiny thing makes you snapwhere is your emotional intelligence?
>>31207275f but i also find her intimidating. she looks like the girls who used to bully me and throw trash at me in middle school. I'd give her a wide, wide berth and just not talk to her as best I could
>>31207263There's a large variety of women, just like there is for men>>31207109Probably light CNC, if that makes sense. I don't want it to reach the point where you can't tell it's roleplay anymore
>>31207041>How is picrel intimidating?She looks mean u_u
>>31207246this is women's strategy though, never take responsibility for anything if you can make a man do so instead
is there any reasoning with girls who are paranoid, jealous and untrusting?
>>31207190You're a bitch male and she was being polite
>>31207280>where is your emotional intelligence?I guess in a healthier place than the people punching holes in walls
>>31207276he's actually one of the bigger guysthis is his previous form, also very cuteyou have good taste though
>>31207287childhood trauma, not trolling
State genderWhat should be the punishment in this case?She was held for 3 days in a cabin in the woods.This happened in belgium and the suspects are likely arabic or black.
>>31207289>we don't belittle men's anger!>wall punch>le punch walls XDkek proving me right all along
>>31207109I want a woman to beat me within an inch of my life then ride me lovingly and nurse me back to health. It’s important that she beats me with her bare hands.
>>31207046Well the beauty of it is, if you start dating a tittymonster and they fall in love with you, you get to bully them like that and they don't even know you're bullying them. It's the perfect plan.
>>31207287I wouldn't even try. That is something she has to work in therapy, not something you can usually reason with. Unless she's very rational and open to discuss, which if she's paranoid, jealous and untrusting she'll probably not gonna be open to that sort of conversation...
>>31207294they won't deport them because this is intentional, they want European children raped and murdered.
>>31207263This is why I act like a smol soft pretty princess, so it’s all the more shocking when I take control in bed.>>31207277Understatement of the year. Talking with other girls is a whole different problem. I almost wish I was gay so I could just flirt with them too.
>>31207294>I live in this town & know exactly where this isWHAT THE FUCK
>>31207294it's Europe, we both know nothing is happening to these boys. they're just going to go to therapy/juvenile centers
>>31207252Not good riddance for me but whatever
>>31207291Can I feed him cheese in this game? He looks like he deserves it
>>31207275>>31207283but what if she’s a shy nerd too who would be a great friend, and she just watched a lot of youtube makeup tutorials? don’t judge a book by its cover!
>>31207303forgot to specify, f
>>31207294Fregardless of the aggressors' ages or ethnicity, that easily at the very least 15 years in jail imo. You don't hold and torture someone for 3 days and are somehow normal.
>>31207302I'm from Belgium too with nothing to lose, can you give me this location so I can go hunting?
>>31206881Nah a guy would still do that with you, just don't date guys that are "trad" or who have a fetish for small boobs
>>31207297I dunno, I was never much of a bully, but it seems like half the appeal is that your victim knows she’s a victim. But I suppose tits make up for all that, you’re right.
>>31207313>not having them outright executed
>>31207294Get shot in the head by the victims mother or father.
>>31207295nta but are you really defending punching walls lol, that's toddler shit
>>31207293elaborate? I dont think she has childhood trauma, not really sure why shes like this as her parents seem quite middle class and her sister is very normal.>>31207298I did kinda try that before but it ended in her being a bit of a mess and crying but she is kinda self aware of this, maybe if I come at it with a calm attitude?
>>31207294Europe lost and this is the consequence of American subjugation.
>>31206881Chestlets are still wonderfully soft and squishy. Have you never touched a man? Their skin is thicker and rougher, even their bones are somehow tougher. A woman’s chest is delicate and pleasant to touch, regardless of how much titty meat is hanging from it.
>>31207310NtaIs she Latina too?
>>31207275She probably watches shonen anime, you never know. A lot of looks are just "I like it" No idea guys had like, lore for every outfit.>>31207285I think that shit looks cool. No idea people felt a particular way about it.
>>31207294MExecution, then either deportation or execution for their parents
>>31207252>nice scenarioshaving a talk with him about the cologne rn, maybe it improves things?good luck me ig
>>31207328>No idea guys had like, lore for every outfit.We do lol, if you're on the train looking cute, we make up entire personalities for you
>>31207322>are you really defending punching walls if that's what you gleam from my post then don't bother
>>31207302>>31207294>go look it up>another rape in our town this weekend of a 17 year old girl by a groupWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON>>31207316I mean you won't find them there, so I don't see the point. It's genuinely crazy because this is effectively 2 streets away from me, I have gone through this place numerous times.
>>31207328>lore for every outfitDont women do that too?
>>31207333I hope so, anonYou deserve to be desired
>>31207310She's not a nerd she's an attention whore
>>31207337How likely are the suspects to be brown or black?
>>31207294FPenectomy
>>31207319I have a skewed view because my country only does max 25 years in jail... even if you kill like 100 people. (not that I agree with it)For the US, totally just stay in jail forever or constant surveillance. At the very least they lost free reign on society privileges>I did kinda try that before but it ended in her being a bit of a mess and crying but she is kinda self aware of this, maybe if I come at it with a calm attitude?Being self aware isn't enough because being like that is her self defense mechanism. It's gonna be extremely painful to open that wound and nothing tells you you'll be successful because you're not a psychologist.
>>31207328She just looks like she eats takis and would argue with me. I’m not not into it but she’s still scary
>>31207310I tried already to make friends with a girl like that. it didn't work. we got into a fight because she treated me like a lapdog and a footstool, and then she lambasted my name to my whole family thankfully I'm slowly picking up the pieces with my family members while they're slowly seeing her for who she is
Girls name five black people
>>31207310Shy nerd women are basically the female equivalent of chad so this wouldn’t make her any less intimidating in fact it makes it worse
Is a girl less intimidating if she's mid or kinda ugly?
>>31207356Yes
>>31207356Probably
>>31207354nigga 1, nigga 2, nigga 3, nigga 4, nigga 5
>>31207354Harriet TubmanBooker TBooker T WashingtonDennis RodmanPlatinum Mike Perry
>>3120710916 is legal here and I want to be the perfect lover for such a girl
>>31207355>women who make me nervous are heckin female chads So basically all women?
>>31207364Booker T and Booker T Washington is crazy lmao
>>31207354Beyoncé Usher Obama Oprah Ciara
>>31207323forgot to tag sorry, read >>31207349
>>31207317How can I tell if a guy has a small boob fetish?>>31207326>Have you never touched a man?…I respectfully decline to answer.
>>31207366No I’m saying shy nerdy women are the female equivalent to chads
>>31207229I really feel sorry for women. Men treated them like children for the past 10,000 years and now, within a single generation, they've achieved equality in a few domains of life with men.They actually have to think critically and make decisions based on reason being applied to reality. It's really sad watching them try to magically wish things into existence or cast voodoo spells made of dream logic nonsense, kinda like I remember doing after I saw Harry Potter in the theater when I was like 8.I'd run around trying to make things levitate with a stick. Poor women.
>>31207288I'm just surprised she was polite to me. She'll help me out when I'm struggling with a work task but not even manage a smile at my corny jokes?
>>31207355????????
>>31207121The men who get intimidated around women are ones who fear your judgement of them. To find them unworthy of breeding.They fear extinction, which is the power women hold over men.Those who don't, have other options, or have bred already.
Ok girls now name five white people
>>31207343Why can’t she be both? Nerds like to look good too.
>>31207380cracker 1, cracker 2, cracker 3, cracker 4, cracker 5
>>31207354Donald GloverDanny GloverCrispin Glov- FUCK
I love ugly girls u_uIs it acceptable to say I love weird girls or is that still ugly coded
>>31207375Is this why my life is falling apart and why I can't get a ~career~? I'm just meant to be a cavewoman?
>>31206766Always men with their slutty little waists.
>>31207372Nerdy girls aren’t respected by their peers though?
Women According to anon you have the power of extinction over this man. Are you going to use it wisely?
>>31207354Morgan FreemanObamaDenzel WashingtonKanyeNelson MandelaOh, I just noticed you said black people, not menSo I'm going to throw in Maya Angelou and Katherine Johnson
>>31207342The talk didn't work out. He finds it weird/uncomfortable that I feel things when he wears his cologne.That was very nice of you to say though, don't stop creating nice scenarios, this is just one odd reaction in a lot of good reactions sparked by your words.
>>31207380Exbfs 1-4, exbf 6, exbf 7, exgf 1.
>>31207390No no you were correct. Women technically aren't people
>>31207377Every woman wants a chad every man wants a shy nerdy girl >>31207388Yes the fuck they are
>>31205938ThymeFennelChamomileGingerThinking of it, i love them all. Will go make some now.
>>31207335This explains a lot. I always ge tinto arguments with guys because it's like they make shit up before talking to me.>>31207339Usually the outfit and the guy are graded seperately? can't speak for everyone.>>31207350lmao literally me>>31207354TupacObamaNeil Degrasse TysonMichael JordanRihanna>>31207380Tom HollandChris HemsworthKurt CobainZooey DeschanelAnne Hathaway
>>31207380Eminem Taylor Swift Hillary Clinton Kate Middleton
>>31207387My eyes are up here sweetheart
>>31207380My mother, father, brother, granfather, grandmother
>>31207381So she's a whore and a nerd? It's possible, I knew of a few online.
>>31207389who?
>>31207380Uncle RuckusClayton BigsbyMeghan MarkleTrevor NoahKanye West
>>31207399No
>>31207389>manHe's a child
>>31207389dunno his eyes are kinda cute
>>31205938I typically drink an echinacea blend or an ashwagandha blend, but I actually like chamomile or a couple of fruit blends better."Typically" still being pretty rare though.
>>31207389Is that the guy from Dr. Strange?
>>31207405I don’t look like this. You’re staring at my unsculpted ever so slightly skinny fat waist. Weird!
Men can you please fix and/or save me before I go drown myself in the ocean
>>31207397>lmao literally meI knew it, you just had the aura of a red fingered bitch (respectfully)
>>31207389Imagine if he grew his hair to his waist and got really skinny. Unf.
>>31207393you dated 4 guys with the same name?
>>31207414What needs fixing?
What's a race you're not attracted to but a member of that race that you are?
>>31207414You don't want my fixes.
>>31207420I don't have a frontal lobe
>>31207414I can make her worse
>>31207414im not an OBD2 scannerwhat is there to fix
>>31207421wut
>>31207421Rhianna
>>31207412I am lasering away the fat with my gaze. Thank me later.
>>31207392I hate menI hope he has a severe nightmare, wakes up in a cold sweat and starts truly appreciating youI've heard about bad men so frequently from female friends irl, femanons here and my own gf and it's so frustrating they cannot understand simple things and won't put in even the slightest bit of effort.I love learning about new things that excite my GF because it gives me more options to make her happy
>>31207426Scanners don't fix anything, they just pull codes and read live data
>>31207421MIndiansPriyanka Chopra
>>31207424Why don't you have one?
>>31207402>>31207407>>31207409>>31207411>>31207418He’s a war criminal though
>>31207389
>>31207421blackella balinskaasiannonsummerjack
>>31207439Every man is.
>>31207429Like, if you're not usually attracted to black people, who is a black person you are attracted to?
>>31207399you know mine aren't
>>31207438I don't know. The little CEO of my brain abandoned me and now it's just a little toddler running things up there
>>31207436but they tell you what the issue is. thats why I said I need more info on whats wrong with you before I fix you
>>31207421I'm literally attracted to all women except gypsies
>>31207447Same
>>31207423What are your fixes?
>>31207452Even Esmeralda?
>>31207447You are ok
>>31207412also works for me, babe
>>31207421blacksydeon
>>31207456Had to look this one up. I'm not attracted to gypsies at all
>>31207457No I'm not my life is falling apart
>>31207387>tfw it feels like beach & pool are the only place I can show off my slutty waistAt least I can give slight glimpses when stretching if I just wear a shirt
>>31207458I’m not your babe
>>31207462How is it falling appart?
>>31207443oh. well I'm not attracted to black men at all commonlu but I think that david chapelle is the only one I feel is attractive to me.
tfw no tanned nudist euro gf
>>31207424It's okay my love, you don't need one, I love you regardless, now come back and we can cuddle some more
>>31207469I can't get myself to do any of the things I have to do to keep it together The toddler just defiantly says "no!" And that's that
>>31207421How do you hate them but like them too?>>31207417>the aura of a red fingered bitch (respectfully)i love you
>>31207444Where are they?
>>31207475I’m in love now?
>>31207473Why must you torture me like this?
>>31207455Let's just say they would include substantial changes to your diet, lifestyle and appearance, and corresponding changes to your moral/ethical views, to bring you to at least a point of compatibility with mine.
>>31207143Which is why I mentioned openness to new experiences.
>>31207481because I cannot stop giving you what you want
>>31207434white knighting
>>31207474Oh I feel that way too sometimes. Either take a break or if you have already been doing that have someone who will push to do things like your mom
>>31207480No you don't want me I'm mental illness.
Femanons, what's your experience with dating apps? Is digging through the pile of guys messaging you really that difficult?
>>31207490How is it white knighting to think girls should be treated nicely? Do you think girls are white knighting when they stand up to radical "feminists" talking about how men don't deserve to be happy?
>>31207460Stay away from my waifu
>>31207466you could be if you wanted
Er if your brain CEO is a petulant toddler you can punish him for being bad with lead and other neurotoxic substances. Thank me later
>>31207452Why not?
>>31207493Now I want you more? Are you obsessive and territorial also?
>>31207414maybe I could, hypothetically speaking
>>31207497never used them
Girls, recommend me nice vibrators with soft/weak settings, preferably bullet
>>31207502Why are you thirsty femanon?
>>31207442I wish
>>31207464The best.
>>31207503Time to eat some lunchables
>>31207504Gypsies don't look like that
>>31207509Where am I supposed to find you to hit on you? Other than here
>>31207510Fuck do i know. Arent they all the same? Just get one at the grocery store like everyone else.
>>31207497>Femanons, what's your experience with dating apps?Really bad.I stopped using them 11 years ago though. Met my husband 10 years ago.>Is digging through the pile of guys messaging you really that difficult?I was 18 and it was mostly 30+ year old guys messaging me, which I just didn't respond to (decided not to interact because there was no way a normal 30+ year old had any good intentions for me).But all the guys who messaged me were older, and the ones I weeded out ended up just being better liars (promised relationship and commitment and was just using me and either cheated or dropped me after they got what they wanted). I stopped at the 3rd try with guys from dating apps and just decided to be alone for a while. Then I met my husband after a few months, through friends. Which led to a much more healthy interaction which bloomed into a great relationship.
>>31207516Teach him a lesson!
>>31207510There are some really great clit suckers
>>31207504>>31207452Every time I think of gypsies, I remember that movie ThinnerSo kino
>>31207517Some certainly do.
>>31207519i have a bf i got from university that's why i never used them lol. sorry to disappoint.
>>31207510If you're a girl, which I hope, I'd suggest something like the satisfyer pro 2This style (judging by the other anon, they're called clit suckers) seems to do a lot more for my girlfriend at least.
Before you move in with someone you should make the intentionally internet slower so you can see who they really are.
>>31207421White - Paul Mescal
>>31207527These ones are evil magician temptresses
>>31207527Black and white works as a face filter. I am not attracted to the color of their skin
>>31207414>in the oceanSorry, I don’t care about coastfags, you’re strange people who act like we don’t exist
>>31207497Used one once like ten years ago and a guy i knew saw me and i got a fee messages about if i want to make some money so i deleted it again the same day. What a mess.
>>31207511been a long time since I swallowed anything
>>31207421Isn’t this just asking us what our race is…?
>>31207482I will do anything you tell me to do if you can force me to do it>>31207488I want more than words>>31207492I don't have anyone to push me that's the problem >>31207503Explain?
>>31207532You are a monster
>>31207497>what's your experience with dating apps?Generally pretty good. The guys have mostly been lovely. Found two regular fwb from it and one long term relationship.>Is digging through the pile of guys messaging you really that difficult?For me, yes, because I tend to like most profiles really. Not very selective. Then boys get upset if I don't reply to boring starters or boring conversation.
>>31207514Oh another thing I've remembered, if I'm playing sports or whatever, I sometimes waft myself with the bottom of my shirt, is that also to your liking?
>>31207497It's like trying to find a diamond in a giant 8ft steaming pile of horseshit
>>31207497I got bored and uninstalled. There's a lot of creeps on there. No rizz.>>31207505It's more like plotting and emotionally manipulative, due to abandonment issues.
Men, if your girlfriend was turned on from the vibration of the power tool she was using, would you fuck her even though she’s covered in sweat and sawdust? Or would you make her shower first?
>>31207536Good>>31207538Many of them had white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes.
>>31207544I just realised you put sleeping pills in my drink I had 10 minutes ago. It’s too late for me now.
>>31207549>I want more than wordsI would give you so much more. I would help you keep things together and encourage you to keep them that way. I would surprise you with little gifts whenever I think you're having a bad day to cheer you up. I would truly make you love life
>>31207552I am practical and will not move in with someone I do not fully know
>>31207554Very much so. Continue. Consider wearing crop tops.
>>31207549>explain If the brain won’t cooperate siege it out and poison it with dangerous drugs and chemicals until it behaves. Duh
>>31207561I'd fuck. The smell is like a nice marinade
>>31207561If you think I'm waiting, you're delusionalIf she insists on the shower, I'm joining her and fucking her while she rinses off, but I have no issue with her being all sweaty either. I'd likely be raring to go just from watching her
>>31207568Don’t do this. It’s a Jewish conspiracy to tame and control your unfettered bisexual Germanic spirit. It will be the end of you
>>31207558>more like plotting and emotionally manipulativeNeed, I wouldn’t abandon you. You won’t be able to get rid of me after saying you love me
>>31207563goodnight babe (said from the dark corner in your room)
>>31207577Maybe i want it to be the end of me.
>>31207561Sweat is fine. Sawdust is also fine unless there's somehow a risk of it getting inside her.
>>31207562It’s not good
>>31207547NIGGA THERE'S MORE THAN TWO RACES
>>31207568Sadly for you, I am too brainwashed to be okay with wearing themI could not feel straight while wearing them as it stands. If we're together you could convince me though, I care very little what other people think compared to what my girl likes and wants
>>31207561Sweat is good, sawdust is questionable but I could just dust her off preferably with a feather duster
>>31207587You dont want to be tempted and lured in by a magic girl? Lame.
What hobby communities/fandoms are nerdy women involved in online? I think the big problem with people being able to date online is that there aren't many situations for a man and a woman to actually hang out online
>>31207583I’m talking about the anon you were responding to.>>31207582/: zzzzzz
>>31207592Ffxiv
>>31207589The goal is not to feel straight but to feel cute, pretty and hot. Apply yourself.
>>31207588>not brown>brownTwo races.
>>31207579What if you got cheated on?
>>31207594>I’m talking about the anon you were responding to.That would be meMaybe I want it to be the end of me too
>>31207592gaming but they're all shit games
>>31207591No. It’s like, bad or something. I have a study that shows that…
>>31207596Most female characters in that game are trannies.
>>31207561I don’t think she’d want to have sex if she’s covered in sawdust.
>>31207592Atoga
>>31207592fandoms with a large female following. sims is an example
>>31207599Double murder + suicide
>>31207294MCastration
>>31207596But I don't wanna play an MMO
>>31207607I reposted this yesterday. I want my royalty check
>>31207603*spirits away your silly little study*
>>31207564That sounds wonderful but these are still just words </3
why did it make me feel more attracted to a guy when we were in a group conversation, talking about bands shirts, and i mentioned that band shirts are always too big because unisex S is too big for me. he's a small guy, kinda short, but then he said that he can't wear unisex S band shirts at all because his shoulders are too wide. perhaps sometimes guys just know how to brag in the right way.
>>31207607Atoga women are all older than me
>>31207604You’re retarded if you think female avatar = irl woman
>>31207612I hate you
>>31207600The Jews won. Total twink death is upon us
>>31207597I don't want to look those things for other men, which is my worry, anon
Girls, if I'm at a water park, it's very hard not to look at girls' butts. Particularly if they're standing on the steps in front of me, so my eyes are level with their butt. I don't stare for too long. But I do look and I do enjoy. This isn't bad is it?
>>31207615Come and get it if you dare.
>>31207627well personally i might glance, but then i kinda just look up or to the sides to not feel awkward, maybe that's a good way to go about it.>t. f
>>31207626I will put a male gaze protection spell on you.
>>31207536Are you telling me this is the irl version of Dark Magician Girl
>>31207627not worse than watching your own cousin fuck, like some degenerate itt
>>31207619>tfw wide shoulders and long/tall torso but skinny so almost all shirt sizes are horribleL often feels too small in the shoulders, but XL feels so loose at the bottom
>>31207628I want to make one that says >I bring a sort of unapologetic radicalism vibe to the government of national unity that the transitional government don’t really like
>>31207627I do that too, so.
>>31207624I hate you too now?
>>31207549Define "force".
>>31207618Until the day we meet, all I can give you is my promise, anon
>>31207617Why did you do that?
>>31207414Sorry no.Say it with me. You are strong and independent.
>>31207597kys fujo scum
>another month of spending 500+ bucks on clothes I am addicted to the rush of being complimented on my outfits
>>31207634Is it in effect now? If so I'll order a crop top just for (You) and see how I like it
>>31207640Like this?
Femanons: butts or back muscles?>inb4 forearmsNo. You have to answer with something you could stare at while behind a guy
>>31207652Your drip is assYou got ass drippings
>>31207656Butt. I don't really care if a guy is toned. I do appreciate nice butts though.
>>31207653Yes. You are safe now. >>31207649Not like that.>>31207646Because i can.
Women with big boobs, are you comfortable showing cleavage?
>>31207627I've had multiple girls feel up my ass as a guy and had them say I have a nice ass. I don't know why women think that's okayIf they can get away with that, you can get away with looking
>>31207655Yes. But nobody but myself will ever understand what the joke is and I will take it to the grave. When I show this to women and they don’t respond positively I’ll come here and incel post about women being le bad
>>31207639for me it wasn't really being like "oh this guy has mega wide shoulders", more like suddenly becoming aware that men have big shoulders compared to most women. but yeah that does sound annoying. i think it can be the same with high waist jeans, because i want an actually small waist that feels snug, but none of them are big enough with small high waist.
>>31207656Back muscles, but flat asses look weird
>>31207656Back, not even a competition. Male butts always look insanely gay. Not doing it for me at all.
>>31207643I mean force me by any means necessary
>>31207627No, there are certain places like that where we know it's unavoidable and accept the risk.
>>31207656back muscles for sure. i actually prefer it if a guy is skinny and has a flat ass also.
>>31207656Shoulder, fag.
>>31207656back muscles every single time>forearmI thought the forearm thing was just a meme until I came to watching a guy's flexed forearm in some porn video
>>31207664pants are even worse for me, since I'm extremely tall, and again, skinnyPhysical stores only stock the longer pants in bigger sizes, so almost all end up being extremely loose at the hips/waist or end at/above ankles
>>31207662Well it’s simple for me. If a hot girl does it, it’s ok for anyone else it’s not ok
>>31207648I am weak and stupid and can't do anything right
>>31207662I would 100% be okay with any girl doing that to me.
>>31207660No>>31207663I am looking forward to it.
>>31207660No. Just because I'm worried I'll pop out of whatever I'm wearing.
>>31207656I work in a predominantly female workplace and let me tell you - they cant shut the fuck up about backs. But only if they arent hairy, they hate hairy backs.
>>31207659Why don’t you just cast a crop top spell on him so you can ogle him in an ideal manner. You’re NOT using your powers efficiently Tummyboy deserves only the best. You need to up your game nerd
>>31207660only when I know I'm in a 100% safe setting
>>31207674>tfw trained forearms a lot so I ended up with nice forearms>paired with skinny, big & strong handsMy arms were made for female lust, I swear
>>31207652woman moment
>>31207677yeah at that point i feel like the only option to look good is to just accept the baggy clothes/pants look lol. but thankfully that look does often suit skinny men.
>>31207683Another win for my fellow dolphin bros
Men, small or large boobs? small or large butt?
>>31207684No, it has to be authentic.
>>31207660Maybe like an inch. People know I have big boobs, I don't need to flaunt it.
>>31207688Goku would never use a smartphone
MoidsHow can I be guilty as Sin?
>>31207692This shit gets asked every single fucking day bro
>>31207692either is good, but I prefer smaller boobs and a reasonably sized butt
>>31207683I’m not sure if that many guys have hairy backs. I certainly don’t.
>>31207692Pretty face and big heart
>>31207692SmallNice shape, prefer small
>>31207692Boobs can be big or small. I like a but to be round but it can be big or small. Flat ass is way worse than flat chest.
>>31207656Neck, hands, legs, back, butt, shoulders and yea forearms too
>>31207692medium, small
ladies, do you mind if i call you "bro"?
>>31207699WHAT IF HES WRITTEN MINE ON MY UPPER THIGH ONLY IN MY MIIIIIIIND
>>31207692You can't really ask that. It honestly depends on the rest of the package.
>>31207703halsin would have a hairy back
>>31207692big boobs big buttthin waist
>>31207681Yeah I’m sure you are. If I just call women whores enough I’ll win in life.>>31207693I didn’t know you were such a waistfag. It’s much better than foot fag though. Good to know
>>31207645We will never meet and my body will sink to the bottom of the sea
>>31207712Idk about that one
Women, why do you like hugging so much?
>>31207683>they hate hairy backs.every day I come here, I learn a new part of me is ugly
>>31207715I loved this game :)
>>31207692MEDIUM, ROUND TITSBIG, ROUND ASS
>>31207669Hot, but more difficult than you might think.
>>31207692I like both in both scenariosThey're different and both have their ups and downs
>>31207692Medium is premiumShape > Size
>>31207712I do, I've gotten used to hearing it everywhere and at my job.
>>31207717Shut up
>>31207712I would take that as a compliment. Unless I wanted to be your girlfriend.
>>31207718If you sink yourself, we will indeed never meet, which would make me sadThey'll find my body next to yours if you end up doing that
>>31207692Small to both because I date long-term and big ones sag more/are more prone to becoming lardy down the line.
>>31207386Men wrestle with matter, women wrestle with men.Men judge reality, women judge men. Feminine power lies in their ability to relate to men. Children are essential to the continuation of culture. Men and women have to serve culture in their own ways. Women who refuse to cooperate with men are no different than men who try to emulate female appearance and behavior as a means of skirting their responsibility to culture. Feminists are just female trannies.
>>31207713One slip and falling back into the hedge mazeOH WHAT A WAY TO DIEIEIEIEEEEE
Girls, what would you think if a guy never jerks off to porn, but he only jerks off to social media pictures of girls he knows?
>>31207720i never initiate hugs though. they're nice, but i'm too awkward and shy. guys hugging me as a greeting makes me extra nervous.
>>31207728What kinda job do you work? That sounds kinda casual for a workplace.>>31207720I get cold easily.
>>31207729>I s-swear I only like waists ironically Why be defensive? It’s a valid and legitimate part of a man that can be enjoyed. No shame
>>31207730D-do you want to be my girlfriend? >.<
>>31207722dw its absolute bullshitbears >>>>>>>
>>31207739
>>31207730>Unless I wanted to be your girlfriendwhy?
>>31207692As long as it's wider than her waist and not flat it's good
>>31207739Pretty creepy
>>31207720Because my dad didn't give me enough physical affection.>>31207739That's hot. I'd love to edge him with a hangjob while scrolling through his Instagram feed and having him describe what he likes about different girls.
>>31207747Wait you do? That’s weird sister. Why are you like this
>>31207743Indeed but you do not have to make it a whole thing ffs. You old fart.
>>31207720The close personal connection feels nice. Yes, I know a lot of guys just do it to feel boobs.
>>31207754>That's hot. I'd love to edge him with a hangjob while scrolling through his Instagram feed and having him describe what he likes about different girls.Are you a real woman? You are my dream girl if you're a real woman.
Men, what makes a girl look batshit insane? Not just visually, but like, behaviorally. What are your red flags?
>>31207754>That's hot. I'd love to edge him with a hangjob while scrolling through his Instagram feed and having him describe what he likes about different girls.You're a weird one, but I bet there's guys out there that would absolutely love this, so I hope you find one like it
>>31207756I will never mention this incident again. My lips are sealed
>>31207755Sigh
>>31207720Making guys horny with chest
>>31207762Posting on 4chan
>>31207745I'm sorry, anon, I legitimately have a boyfriend. :(
>>31207761Yes, I just need to find a man that is super masculine in the streets but lets me bully him in the sheets. It's very hard to find.
>>31207656Ugh, I'd preferably love both. My ex was built like a Greek god. Loved gazing at him from behind. If I *had* to choose, probably back. I do hate saggy asses though.
>>31207762I go to her house for the first time ever and she has what I would call a shrine filled with pictures of me
>>31207764Good boy.
>>31207762I don't know exactly, I can just sense itI grew up in a trashy area of a trashy city so I'm used to insane girls
>>31207769Whatever, bro!
>>31207768
>>31207572>>31207573>>31207584>>31207590>>31207606The correct answer is yes! Thanks for playing, everyone <3I didn’t think about the health risks, but that’s what horny brain will do to you!
>>31207762Sneezes into hands.
>>31207720I'm terribly touch starved
>>31207748Calling a girl that want to be your girlfriend a bro implies that you do not see her as a possible candidate.
>>31207659>Yes. You are safe now.Excellent, any suggestions on what to get? Just plain black or would white look better?What's an ideal cropped height>>31207693Don't worry anon, I want to wear a crop top for you so you can ogle my thin waist all you want
>>31207738I KEEP RECALLING THINGS WE NEVER DIDMESSY TOP LIP KISSHOW I LONG FOR OUR TRYSTSWITHOUT EVER TOUCHING HIS SKINHOW CAN I BE GUILTY AS SINikeepmyloongingsloOocked in lowercase inside a vault
>>31207774I’m not good. That was a trick. I made you think that
Women I forgive you.
new thread apparently>>31207752>>31207752>>31207752
>>31207614You don’t have to actually play, just dress up your character and hang out in Limsa Lominsa while we ERP with you
>>31207762Angel numbers. Once or twice is fine but if it’s something constantly brought up then I’m out. Especially if you don’t have a firm grasp on their meanings
Cardigan came on and I wasn't emotionally ready for it. Help me.
>>31207780You're very welcome, now go pick up a power tool, it's time to get sweaty
>>31207777*chest bump*
>>31207785Personally i feel like both skin tight and lose is a vibe and color does not matter. Basically wear whatever makes you happy. >I want to wear a crop top for youElite behavior
>>31207619Because wide shoulders are hot, perfect for piggyback rides. Hope that helped
>>31207786>ikeepmyloongingsloOocked in lowercase inside a vaultLOWERCASE ALBUM VAULT TRACKS LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>31207791Waaaay too early for a new thread but whatever
>>31207787I just said that to try and condition you. Like the dog you are.
>>31207620Heaven if you love mommies, hell if you don’t.
>>31207801I think they filtered for atoga and didn't find it
>>31207803Well you did a pretty terrible job. I’m poorly trained. Epic fail. You may have to try again
>>31207797>Basically wear whatever makes you happy.I wouldn't know which makes me happy, plus I'm more concerned what makes you happyThat's the ultimate goal after all, finding out if I like it is just an extra positive
>>31207775growing up in the hood gives you a 6th sense. im surrounded by rich white people now, and they can't sense an insane bitch even if she slapped them in their faces. the men constantly stick it on crazy then get into bad situations bc they're too stupid to know
>>31207627This is why water rides should only have stairs down, not up
>>31207814Then you will have to try them all to find out.
>>31207814nta you're not at all concerned with comfort?
>>31207561> even thoughEspecially
>>31207797Make him wear this
>>31207796I miss cracking some cold ones with some female friendsNow two of them have possessive boyfriends that dont let them see men without them present and one of them is a tankie communist who isnt fun to talk to anymore since every conversation is about politics and the virtues of north korea/the USSR
>>31207812Bad. Down. Sit. Out.
>>31207830No. I won’t be doing that. Cope
>>31207725Anon I haven't left my apartment in 10 days I have 3 16oz water bottles left before I run out of water and I can't get myself to go to the store which is a 4 min drive away there is something wrong with me and I need help
>>31207827I was thinking more pic rel.
>>31207836It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>31207842If he’s going to be dressing like a maverick he may as well go all in
>>31207823I have no issue with either loose or tight shirts, I wear both already, beyond that it's hard to know what would be comfortable>>31207820I said I'd get one for you to try it out, though!
>>31207847I’ll take the hose. You’ll never have my spirit.
>>31207679Nature will be unkind, unless you can charm a monster to your side.
>>31207692A handful is perfect for both.Hips though. Women don't appreciate their hips enough.
>>31207854>>31207842>>31207827Honestly, I'd wear either of these, they all kinda go hard
>>31207868What can the monster do?
>>31207801>>31207811Next time name it atoga and not something stupid you guys mess with the whole flow because you want to be quirky
>>31207447I was like that but then something terrible happened. Some motherfucker came into my brain and started bullying the toddler. Imagine the most hardcore verbal abuse and constant undermining and denigration.Now the toddler does things but it hates itself and is extremely anxious of everything, being completely insecure and worried about every little thing. Even if others tell it its doing a good job, it doesn’t believe them and thinks they are mistaken. After all, the bully knows better because it sees behind the curtain.But the only thing scarier and more annoying than the outside world is the bully, so the toddler keeps going.I got promoted last week btw… yaaay! (I didnt give a shit)
>>31207656Back. It flexes and stuff. Butt just sits there.>>31207660Only if it’s locked down tight. I can’t wear those loose flowy tops, or else the flow might become overflow.>>31207712Yes, I love it, it makes me feel like One Of The Guys.>>31207720It’s a win-win. I get my ribs crushed, the guy gets titty squish.>>31207722Now you know 1% of how women feel.>>31207739Weird, but it’s not my business. I guess it’s less soulless than jerking it to complete strangers?>>31207789You shouldn’t.
>>31207879Good for you. But why are you begging femanon to tell you exactly what to wear? Just wear whatever you like most.Something tells me she’ll love that
>>31207888Bullying doesn't work, I've tried bullying myself
>>31207703A fair percentage. I look like a gorilla. Depends where in the world you are.
>>31207854Nice
>>31207796Do women chest bump other women?Isn’t that kinda lesbo?
>>31207887I’m not responsible for this mess, some other fuck decided to do it and I’m just as upset as you are
>>31207900It worked on me without me trying It just came natural
>>31207762>VisuallyNosering, pink/bright green/blue hair, big tattoos, anorexic>behaviorallyCan't handle silence, always needs to be talking. Bad taste in men. Doesn't respond specifically to what you are saying, just sort of "speaks" in response, as if words don't register to her properly. Drugs, hates her mother, abused by her father,
>>31207905Yeah that’s what I’m thinking. It looks corny if you don’t own it 100%. If you like being flamboyant go for it 100%
>>31207906No, are you INSANE?Have you seen videos of people with bouncy balls running towards each other? Its dangerous
>>31207908I'm broken and need to be removed from the planet
>>31207906No, I don’t want to make her feel bad when I win and she bounces backwards and falls onto her ass
>>31207930Just take amphetamines (legal ones ofc)
I should grow out my stache and do Escobar for Halloween this year. Yes I think so sounds fun
>>31207930I can do thatI'll make you feel out of this world, anon
>>31207862Do you have autism? No, seriously. I've heard they have sensory issues.
>>31207950Titcows begone!
>>31207916Real>>31207955Do it!
>>31207961Yes, but I'm not sure how that's relevant to being comfortable with both optionsThere are definitely materials I don't like to wear, but I haven't found a shirt I didn't like the feel of
>>31207906It’s not lesbo unless by some freak chance, your nipples line up exactly. Then both women instantly become gay.
>>31207906I've chest bumped guys, it seems to be a form of greeting for them. It's a little uncomfortable for me though.
>>31207838Yeah, you've got major issues. But having tried to get someone to change in the past, it only goes so far if she doesn't buy into it, or at least value non-conflict more than not changing. Especially if your primary mode of communication is online.
>>31207977All women are gay anyway0 exceptions
>>31207979like, awkward uncomfortable? or ouch uncomfortable?
>>31207975You know me. I’d own that look hard. Anon can find a cosplay that involves a crop top. He will be your date.And you are to come as bubbles from the powderpuff girls. We will fucking own the party
>>31207992I’m the exception. I would never homosex another woman.
>>31208010Deal
>>31208022Cheers to that. Anon who are you coming as?
>>31208020Never seen this statement hold up IRL
>>31207976>YesOk, I was honestly not expecting that, I was just joking with you, but as someone with autism you may have poor interoception. Look it up.
>>31208020Prove it
>>31208067Leave autist anon alone
>>31207977It's like that DBZ move in that way.
>>31208079which move? I’m not a weeb so I don’t get the reference
is there a better feeling than having an arm around a grils waist and lifting her chin up with the other hand
>>31208067yeah I absolutely do not have this at all, rather I'm hypersensitive when it comes to certain textures or loud sounds/strong smells.I can definitely feel the discomfort from shirts with shoulders that aren't wide enough, so it's not that I can't feel a bad fit>>31208076It's okay anon, they're just trying to be helpful
>>31207985Yea it's fine I'm just gonna kms thanks anyway
>>31208009More ouchie if I do it too hard. I think I'm friends enough with the guys for it to not be awkward. Maybe it makes them uncomfortable. Maybe I should stop doing it.
>>31207955YES MY LITTLE PABLITO
>>31208102Woman putting me in a headlock
>>31208140When did I become yours?
>>31208115Friendship is irrelevant to monkey brain. At some level, they think it’s sexy and are happy you do it. It’s up to you if you’re okay with that, imo it’s just part of being friends with guys.
>>31208158We were charted in the stars before we were ever even born
>>31208183How come this is the first I’m hearing about it?
>>31208196These things take time. But I've finally found you
>>31208102Women locking their legs behind your neck to pull you into their pussy
>>31208229Who am I exactly? How do you know?
>>31208242You're my boy and I know this in my soul
>>31208251Good for you but I don’t even know who you are. Must be a strong bond
>>31208268You will You will
>>31208271What’s your name?
>>31207345Apparently for the 14 year old, all of the arrested suspects are North African.They're talking about it on the news rn
>>31208290What's yours?
Women, be honestHow many of you just wanna fuck the bear?
>>31208610Zero. That's absolutely fucking disgusting
test
>>31208102Yes>woman placing her palms flat on your chest while looking you in the eye
>>31209321fuck you're right
>>31208576Dan
Women, would you wear big, fake boobs in a public place just to see what would happen if you weren't going to be recognized?
Men, unironically what's an issue you guys have that you wish more women knew about?
>>31209599Porn addiction?
>>31209755Women know about that one.
>>31209599My ability to not recognize which emotion I am feeling
>>31209599My ability to fuck other women and still love you.Fucking for us is masturbation
